A Oneshot/Drabble Series revolving around Kanako Miyamae and Mariya Shidou. Ranges from AU to In-Universe, with no chronological order, and different variety. Mariya/Kanako MariKana

Wendy wouldn't call the day she slept with Eric Cartman the biggest mistake of her life-that day wouldn't come until two years later, when she finds herself agreeing to be friends with benefits with him. That one DEFINITELY takes the cake. M for language and sexual content.

Mr. Mikaelson and Caroline Forbes have an arrangement.

[On Hiatus] Disowned by his father and called Lucifer, Klaus Mikaelson rules London's Underworld in Regency England plotting his revenge. One of Society's reigning debutantes, Lady Caroline Forbes has one season to make a respectable match and save her family. All it took was a kiss to destroy their carefully laid plans. Klaroline Regency/Historical Human/AU

Klaus needs to keep her, no matter what it takes. Very dark. Explicit smut. Compulsion induced non-con. Two-shot.

After being rejected from the only college she applied for Wendy turns to her grade school arch enemy for help. Will Eric Cartman use his influence to destroy Wendy's pride and dignity or will Wendy be able to turn the tables on him? CartmanxWendy

Kanako and Mariya discuss Kanako's inability to find the true love that she has been so relentlessly searching for. One thing leads to another and well... how 'bout them hives? (Mariya x Kanako)

For the 100 Situations Challenge on LJ. Mugen and Fuu are put in one-hundred steamy situations. Adult Content Warning.

Akihiro Kazuki, a male that attends Kanako's former academy, has come back to force Kanako to use her hidden talent to redeem his school's former title. His passion for the talent he and the raven-haired girl share evokes him to get a hold of her by any means necessary. Between his good looks and aggressive-nature, he makes quite an impression at Ame-no-Kisaki. (Mariya x Kanako)

She's his Lady Luck and he's her Wild Card Man. Together they're building up a real hot hand. Yeah, they're two of a kind working on a full house. A collection of individual one shots concerning Mamori and Hiruma.

A small collection of short individual oneshots involving Hiruma and Mamori. Each one amusing in its own way and involving a kiss of some sort. Complete. 30 kisses challenge.

There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.

HIRUMA/MAMORI; a collection of drabbles, one-shots, and mini-stories.

He's the bad boy of Chicago in the 20is. She's a good girl about to marry his business partner. But nothing is ever as it seems. And they have just one life to live. A glorious one or a disastrous one? It's up to them to figure it out.

"Show me what you like," he said against her neck. She brought her eyes up to him and smiled... Some good Halloween themed sexy little story for the fun of it. Requested from & dedicated to: TJay M. ENJOY!

Elena wants to learn to fight compulsion. Damon's all-too willing to help, but will either of them be able to deal with the consequences?

Confined to the stadium infirmary after being sacked by the monster lineman Gaou, Hiruma thinks about his team's future and what he wants from his manager. 1/28/12 Update! Part 2 : Mamori

My winning entry to the FC-Suika Love-Hate contest over on dA. An interesting set of cirumstances pushes Suigetsu and Karin closer than they have ever been. Oneshot.

Mariya and Matsurika have a bet-to see if Mariya can turn Kanako straight! Will Kanako survive what the sadist has in mind? Or will it end up scarring her for life?

The students of Ame-no-Kisaki are vacationing in Okinawa. Will Kanako find the beautiful woman of her dreams, or does a different fate await her?

An expert on the dynamics between men and women, Damon Salvatore knows his uptight new publicist could use his help getting a date. The only problem is, the more time he spends with her, the more he realizes he doesn't want her dating anyone but him!

Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.

Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.

Damon interrupts Elena's phone conversation with Stefan in a rather uncouth way. D/E, lemon-y.

Damon is NOT in a good mood, and Elena keeps pushing him. WARNING: LOTS OF PROFANITY AND BLOOD PLAY. Set after "The Descent" and before "Daddy Issues".

Short scenes, in no particular order, with no plot connection or timeline, of the wonderfully weird, yet fascinating relationship between Sheldon and Penny. My first smut is in chapter 4, so beware.

Damon is on a binge, Elena catches him. Smut and feelings ensue. This is a one shot because musie needed to write more nekkid Damon. **As always with my fics-SMUT warning**

Sheldon wants Penny to make a snow cone. Now.

It should have been easy. Sheldon ruins Penny's date, Penny ruins Sheldon's shower. Yes, it should have been very easy indeed.

Don't provoke the devil with blue eyes - he bites.

ONE-SHOT: Elena has a problem and in order to fix it, Damon decides to play a little game - Strip Man! ...This should go well. :Lemon:

If Hiruma is like a bomb then Mamori is like an EOD technician.

Written with permission from Medusa20, author of The Black Suit Stimulation, read that first, I HIGHLY recommend it!

Penny borrows Sheldon's bleach, then spills it...

Set during Damon's heated encounter with Elena in "Haunted". One-shot lemon meringue tart.

He was everything she was warned against. Garbed in black from the top of his Stetson to the deadly tips of his spurs. He was cold, calculating, seductive; an outlaw through and through. And he was looking right at her.....Sasu/Hina some Ita/Hina

Penny and Sheldon, after the date with Amy.. slightly M.

It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.

Damon and Elena are trapped in an elevator together. A game of Truth or Dare to pass the time leads to some interesting revelations. Will end up strong T or light M. Just a two-shot.

Liz reads an article online that Kid finds truly disturbing when he arrives home. This can't possibly end well, can it? This is based off of real-life construction projects and how Kid might react to them.

Death the Kid absolutely loves his symmetry. Then, there are the times he loves it just a little too much...Whoever knew symmetry could be so "exciting"? Warnings: Anime ending spoilers and mature content.

A case of mistaken identity causes Elena to unknowingly have a VERY intimate moment with the wrong brother...

What if Penny's nighttime visits to Sheldon's room were just what they seem?

He loves to have her under his control. So defenceless. So easy to manipulate.

Sasuke is asked by Naruto to watch over Hinata. Basically, to makes sure no one touches what is his. But what will happen when Sasuke finds himself wanting to do just that? SasuHina. AU.

you can't say you never imagined it would happen... but whatever. Heavily implied... no strongly suggested... well, indirectly anyway... Maka/Stein. Mostly rated for language. Mostly just hinted at so don't get too excited... sorry.

Sheldon and Penny play the drinking game "Never have I ever..."

It was always the same. Always the same f***ing thing. She & Stan would have a fight, another f***ing stupid fight over Kyle or whatever else ticked her off, & by half-past midnight there would be a knock on his door. Lemon Candy, w/ hints of Style & KennyXOC

Mamori has a boyfriend! Sena's curious, Suzuna's excited, Musashi's surprised, Monta's depressed, and Hiruma's...? IN THE PROCESS OF BEING RE-WRITTEN!

Sometimes Hinata is a little frustrating as a partner, but things usually work out in the end. After all, she's sworn to please him. KabuHina. Explicit content.

One of Karin's many attempts to win Sasuke back fires horribly. What happens when Suigetsu gets thrown into the after math? Suika, no likey no readie!

Fifty sentences revolving around Mariya Shidou and Kanako Miyamae. MariKana Mariya/Kanako. AUish, no chronological order, and possible OOCness.

Fuu and Jin are lucky, Mugen is not. Guess how many people a two-person blanket can cover? We know he can't read - but apparently, Mugen can't count either. Mu/Fuu/Jin.

Yako wakes up to a dream about Neuro and, finding out about it, Neuro decides to re-enact the whole thing. Contains mature themes.

It doesn’t matter that chocolate is technically not an aphrodisiac. When it comes to getting back at Sheldon, Penny’s ready to pretend anything. sheldon/penny, oneshot with sequel

Everyone loses at least once in their life. Mariya Shidou is no different.

Yako and Godai are reaching a melting point, mostly because of the detective agency and its head, Neuro. Neuro’s attempts to resolve the situation are foiled by his own curiosity and the results are unexpected. NeuroxYakoxGodai

Suigetsu has a little fun with Henge no Jutsu, Sasuke's body, and most importantly, Karin. SuiKar oneshot!

Sheldon Cooper finds out that he's not always a creature of habit, all he has to do is banish a certain someone to find out. This is my take on what should have happened during The Panty Piñata Polarization.

Karin's back injury acts up. Thankfully Suigetsu's there to give her a hand...and a headache of course. Throw in a shirt ripped for bandages, Karin's dislike of her scars and both their tempers and what started as first aid turns into so much more.

Sheldon was whispering furiously before she'd even focused enough to see him. "I'm invoking paragraph seven of our recently revised friendship agreement!" When she continued to blink at him, he hissed, "The Plomeek provision!"

Penny has no idea what she's doing. She just broke up with Kurt, like, a week ago.

Neuro and Yako have some bonding time in Godai's car. M for smut.

Penny and Sheldon, one shot smut in a car park. That's about it, really. Missing scene from The Grasshopper Experiment. Just written and posted, sorry for any mistakes...

and 1 time he returns the favor. Written because I apparently smoke a lot of crack.

A take on the unusual but symmetrical balance in the relationship between Kid and the Thompson Sisters. Patty, Kid, Liz, three equal parts of a whole. Mature content.

What Derek wants, Derek gets, right? So what happens when what he wants the most is Casey, his stepsister? He does what he always does; he goes after her... But what's this? Is Casey wanting Derek? Guess he wasn't kidding when he said he was irresistible.

Penny's attempt to sneak some milk out of the boys' fridge during a power outage is thwarted by a watchful Sheldon... but Penny has a few tricks of her own. One-shot.

Neuro's appetite is insatiable… and Yako is looking especially delectable… Yako/Neuro oneshot

Yako has a flashback of her and Neuro. On the rougher side and rated M for content.

Set during "The Vegas Renormalization"- What if Penny and Sheldon had finished their conversation on friends with benefits? S/P

Sheldon doesn't like change, even if it might get him the Nobel Prize. Post-Ep for The Monopolar Expedition S/P FLUFF!

AU Hinata loved Naruto, but Naruto wanted to be friends, so she decides to move on... But fate, Naruto, and the rest of Konoha may have other plans! FINAL CHAPTER

Post 2x20 the Hofstadter Isotope. Sheldon calls Leonard out regarding his relationship with Penny.

A sexy, accidental text becomes the cause of some unaccountable behavior. Penny/Sheldon, all characters. Rated PG-13 The M rating is for Ch. 2 only.

After Hiruma breaks his arm during the Christmas Bowl, Mamori assists him in a task that has become difficult for him. Undressing.

INACTIVE - HIRUMA/MAMORI; What exactly were the terms of the bet that Hiruma and Mamori had made that day in the classroom? And what will be the results of Hiruma having clearly lost that bet?

Maka has a dream about Soul that makes her feel a little awkward around the technician. Maka x Soul. LEMON.

The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?

Susie comes to a few realizations about her relationship with Calvin, and receives some flowers.

NeuroxYako; Neuro decides to play cat and mouse with Yako. M for a reason.

Neuro has a new favorite game to play, Yako being the victim. M for sexual content.

Oneshot. Neuro decides to drop by while Yako's in the middle of a shower. Rated M for sexual content.

Neuro knows preparation is important. He's made sure that all fields of study have been covered-but one. No matter how much reading he does, it escapes him. So it's a good thing Slave number one is female, just in case he ever needs...practice. NY

Demons have an extraordinary sense of smell,able to distinguish one faint scent from another a room away. Neuro was no different from any other demon in this ability. NxY with some hinted YxHiguchi

Technology has given Neuro some nasty new ideas for torturing Yako, and nothing she's endured from him before could quite prepare her for this. Somewhat of a sequel to 'Hit It'. Oneshot, NeuroxYako, HiguchixYako.

Higuchi wants to know the scope of Neuro and Yako's relationship, but is Neuro really the best person to ask? Oneshot, NeuroxYako, HiguchixYako.

It was a thought that made her laugh outright. Which, more often than not, attracted concerned glances in her direction . Hiruma? Her? Sexual tension? Yeah, right. Hiruma.Mamori

When Lucy is given another chance to do a cover for Sorcerer magazine, she is ecstatic to discover all the male attention it has garnered. Natsu, on the other hand…isn’t quite as pleased. -Natsu x Lucy-

“. . . judiciously show a cat milk, if you wish her to thirst for it. Judiciously show a dog his natural prey, if you wish him to bring it down one day.”-Charles Dickens. Will be M fic in future chapter .

Be careful, my little prince. Stay too long in the human world and you'll find that the way back has grown over with thorns your delicate human-tainted hands can't sweep back. NeuYa Sas

Death. The kid. Death the kid. Who was he? Was he just 'little death? Was he just death, the kid? Death the kid. That was his name. Until he met Liz and Patty.

Yako has done the unthinkable but Neuro retaliates in a way she did not expect at all. The universe may have tilted on its axis in the process. Sequel to “Next on the Menu”. /Revised/

In a cloud of smoke the 3 animals switched back into human males. Naked males.“Ahhh!”Hinata shrieked covering her eyes, embarrassed.She opened her eyes again to see Kakashi, Naruto & Sasuke fully dressed.sasuhina & naruhina based loosely on Fruits Basket

Neuro has just returned and everything is back to normal, except for one bit. There is something peculiar going on between Neuro and Yako, and neither of them really know what it is. Takes place directly after the end of the anime. No spoilers. NeuroxYako

Hiruma worked tirelessly towards one goal for years, but when all is said and done what's left for the devilish QB to entertain himself with? HiruMamo

I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?

In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)

Demons have a very weird way of showing affection. Poor Yako. It's not like she did anything in life to deserve this. /Revised/

Higuchi encounters Yako in a cafe and offers to treat her, an offer he'll soon come to reget. VERY light HiguchixYako.

Yako, coming home from school, finds an unexpected visitor in her bedroom. Rated T For adult-ish themes. NeuroxYako Better version coming soon!

Hiruma's first two great loves are football and winning. Hiruma, Mamori

COMPLETE.Seven deadly sins… yes, even the evil shadow demon lord of Deimon HS had done them. HiruMamo. Rating changed due to author's stubborness. Warning: Rated M for Chapters 4 and 6.

England, the 19th century. Sena, Manabu, their sister Mamori, and their maidservant Suzuna embark on an expedition to Africa under the leadership of Hiruma. Mamori's sure this can only lead to trouble. [HiruMamo] [Incomplete]

Unlike Hiruma, Mamori is not frightening. But she is unyielding. With this, she can stand up to Hiruma. In the space of one afternoon, however, both learn that there are many, many things in life to fear. I don't own Eyeshield 21

COMPLETE: A weird, bespectacled, braided young girl claims that Hiruma was hers, what will a certain Anezaki Mamori do? How will this crazed, Hirumaworshipping gal affect Mamori's growing affection for the devilish Quarterback?

GaaHina. He had never thought he would be addicted to 'something' other than blood. And now, he's about to make 'it' his. Chp6: He blew her mind with ecstasy and lust as he thrusted again and again on her wide open yet fully confined warmth.

[AUModern]When Hinata’s best friend, Naruto said that she wasn’t the type of woman men fall in love with, she bet him 1000 she’d have a marriage proposal in 3 months. She turned her tomboy self into a sexy siren, the world’s most eligible bachelor moved i

There is one universal truth, no matter what. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Set immediately post Death March, Hiruma x Mamori. Contains a standard amount of Hiruma language.

[SuiKa] Suika means watermelon. Suika is our names put together. Suika is good, don't you think?

I give credit to the person who had the idea of putting numerous oneshots together for this pairing first.Rated TM 3 stroies now up! please review all the stories okay? :

Hold on to your hat's! ladies and gentlemen! Hiruma vs Mamori in....Gotta read to find out

Requested by a pal with oral interests, Fuu shares about her favorite game. Set post Homecoming 4. Mostly MuFuu, but OT3 too.

Rose Weasley finds herself volunteering at a kissing booth during the annual 'Fall of the Dark Lord' festival and much to her dismay, Scorpius Malfoy finds the situation compromising.

Before Sasuke, Karin and Suigetsu were different. [SuiKa]

It was preposterous, they imagined, to think that two people who couldn’t stand each other in the least would even consider doing the things that they did. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]

Wendy can't repress her attraction to overweight people any longer and now her sex drive is up to full blast. A long argument between her and Cartman pointlessly ensues.

how exactly does the devil celebrate a victory?HirumaMamori M RATED KIDDIES

Mamori should have guessed something was wrong when he offered her that drink but she didn't. Now she knows just how low her alcohol tolerance is. Suggestions for further story development welcome!

Cartman and Wendy want revenge. On Stan and Kyle, on each other, on everyone who gets in their way. See Cartman yell. See Wendy scream. See Artemus Clyde Frog take the upper hand. CxW SxK SxW

Mamori finds out what Hiruma's thinking. Then promptly wishes she didn't know. HirumaMamori.

Kyle questions his approach towards his crushes, Stan questions his feelings towards his friend, and Kenny questions why he can't get a break. Pairings both het and slash.

Wendy finds a bag from Frederick's of Hollywood in Cartman's room and dresses him up. WendyCartman, language, and implied kinkiness.

Two chapters, two shots between Hiruma and Mamori!

Nothing can be too good for you if you've never wanted it anyway. MugenFuu.

Kyle is required to draw a nude model for art class. He knows exactly who he wants to pose. StanxKyle and hints of WendyxKenny and WendyxStanyou can say WendyxKenny WendyxStan if you'd like

Mamori answers Hiruma's fanmail. Rating for language.

[For LJ's 30 Kisses Challenge!] All HiruMamo, all the time! Thirty individual shots all devoted to the best couple in E21! All rotate around a different theme! R&R! Rated for language and sexual reference.

Fuu shares about Mugen's...erm...skills. Set postHomecoming 4. MugenFuu PWP. For all you fans of Meanwhile. Pure unadulterated smut, 'taint nuthin' more to be said.

Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]

A bet between Cartman and Kyle puts Stan's relationship with Wendy in the spotlight. But with everyone watching, it may be that much harder to admit that maybe Wendy isn't the one Stan wants to be with. (On permanent hiatus, barring a reboot.)

Before their big match, Suzuna kisses Sena on the cheek for good luck. Hiruma notices that Sena has a morale boost afterward and gets an idea. /HiruMamo/

Sometimes the best way to get someone out of your hair is to entangle them in someone else's. Fun with CartmanWendy and StanKyle.

In his defense, he is only looking at her hands. Fluff, one shot. FuuxMugen hinted JinxFuu

Graduation is fast approaching. Everyone is under lots of stress with exams and deadlines. The only thing that can make Wendy's last few weeks as a high school student more aggrivating is Eric Cartman. WendyCartman, slight StanKyle

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

Pancake mix: 5 dollars. Kinky black dress with white lace: 60 dollars. Waking up next to Uchiha Sasuke and finding out that you're suddenly his maid: priceless. SasuHina. COMPLETE.

Craig goes for a coffee run and comes back to a rather interesting show. Let's just say that Tweek could definitely give Ms. Aguilera a run for her money.

Uchiha Sasuke was lucky but never happy. When he wakes up blind after being severely injured, it becomes even more difficult to like life. Maybe his shy caretaker, Hinata, can help him out. Slightly AU.

Neji must undergo special training to serve the Hyuuga Main House, and along the way he learns that some family secrets are better left undiscovered. nejitenten nejihina Hyugacest rape nejitema COMPLETE!

Hiruma pushes Mamori too far, and suffers her wrath in front of the entire school. Now he's out for revenge...but his reaction isn't what Mamori was expecting. HirumaMamori.

Anyone who messes with the manager of the Amefuto club will face dire consequences. HirumaxMamori

The summer before 6th year, Hermione is invited to visit Viktor Krum. Her parents don't want her traveling alone to Bulgaria, so they convince her to take Ron along. And we ALL know how Ron gets around Viktor Krum. RWHG

And just like that, it's gone, but the silent words are trailing in the breeze...You-are-mine. [SasuNaru]

“So, what’s your name, handsome?” the prostitute said to his back. Unrequieted NejiHinata. 761 word oneshot.

[One-shot ShikaIno] Shikamaru may be a lot more dirty-minded than we think. It’s always the quiet ones, after all... right? Ino recounts to her friends how she got together with Shikamaru.

His little brother learns to talk and Itachi decides he needs earplugs, especially on the morning the two of them go to the park.

Neji is accused of assaulting his fellow teammates and the Hyuuga begins to believe that he is the only sane one of the village.

Neji ends up spying on the most unlikeliest pair on their "date". [Pairing: :D]

Kankurou makes a bet with Gaara that if he watchs a certain kids' show, Kankurou will get him coffee. Note to self: always make sure you hold up your end of the bargain when it comes to Gaara.

KibaShino. “Kiba is proud with the knowledge that silly things like logic have never stopped him.” R&R.

HinaKibaShino. "Team 8 operates in odd ways." R&R.

KibaShino. "Kiba doesn't think he wants to let Shino fly away just yet." R&R.

It's hard to give a summary or even the full title without giving away the punchline. But no, it's not Sasuke Gets Laid. Unfortunately. :D

[F I N A L chp. 12] Hinata meets the most unlikely person and a strange relationship forms between the two as they strived against everyone else. As everything concludes, Gaara and Hinata's life unfolds. GaaraHinata centric

Hinata has a question, and Gai's team has a lot of opinions.

Sasuke's hormones are in the driver's seat and things are less than normal. SasuNaru. 100 words.

Epilogue up! COMPLETE! Sasuke's in love . . . well, more like a wayward lust borne out of a desire to rebuild the Uchiha. Some spoilers. Please R&R. SasuHina, NaruHina.

Kakashi and Iruka kill some time and end up getting an eyeful. Kakairu, Narusasu, and Sakuno.

Naruto has a problem. A very big problem. NaruHina, with touches of SasuSaku.

An accidental love potion throws Hermione and Draco together for a week, and they hate every second of it. But, when the spell is finally removed, do they really want to be apart?