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 Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, South Park, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Batman, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Once Upon a Time, and Walking Dead. “I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents." - Sir Winston Churchill “It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” - Aristotle "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.” - Abraham Lincoln "I started my life with a single absolute; that the world was mine to shape in the image of my highest values and never to be given up to a lesser standard, no matter how long or hard the struggle." - Ayn Rand |
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The Price of Living by LovelyWeather reviews
Knowledge of the future is not the safest thing to possess, she learned... [realistic SI/OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 229,431 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 11/6/2009 - OC
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,622 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Tragedy Deferred by Shanghai1875 reviews
Sequel to The Dark Knight, a dramatic Nolanverse retelling of the story MAD LOVE. With the Joker out of Arkham, Harleyquinn tastes both fear and freedom, but will anything bring her back to the girl Jim and Bruce once knew?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 255,241 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Joker
Till You Die by Mersea reviews
MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon. /Extended Hiatus./
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 216,450 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Madara U., OC
Forever and Always by fictionfanwriter reviews
What if after all the years Kenny finds Clementine with her new protector, Jake. But does Kenny is sworn to protect the girl that doesn't want protecting. Sometime's not everyone is who you think they are. Doesn't involve season 2's cabin group. RATE M FOR REASONS. Clem:21 Kenny:34
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Kenny, Clementine, OC
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2714 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Tool by LadyHarpy reviews
When they find a use for someone they will not let go, If it can help fulfill their purpose then they will get it. There is no way to avoid becoming their tool. KisamexOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,503 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Akatsuki, Kisame H.
I Walk the Line by Gillian Beilschmidt reviews
Just a fem!America/Russia fic taking place at one of Amelia Jones' birthday parties...Bad Touch Trio and some other characters thrown in. Just a oneshot, fluffy and silly. Rated T for Amelia and Romano's language, and alcohol, but that's it. Art by Hima.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/26/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Fear Itself by Vayluh Arwen reviews
'What's his name' 'Doctor Jonathan Crane.' A new hospital, a new doctor, and a new danger. Rebecca Wells has been thrown right into the deep end of the Narrows, and luck has chanced her with a very unique doctor. Arkham's dark secret is out. Batman c DC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 123,543 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Second Chances by fictiondemon reviews
When Mr. Gold discovers that Belle is still alive, will he risk everything to be with her, or will he let the chance pass him by in order to protect both of them from the wrath of Regina and possible heart ache from a past best forgotten?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
For Daws To Peck At by Bialy reviews
Most kids in his class hate Drama, and Kenny's no different. Shame his life is so God damn full of it. Crenny and Candy interlinked with a production of Othello. Ongoing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,856 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kenny M., Craig T.
Impromptu Affair by GreyLiliy reviews
Good partners are hard to find - but sometimes they just drop in unexpected. And Joker's going to keep hold, whether Scarecrow & Two-Face like it or not.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,568 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Joker, J. Crane, Harvey D.
A Bad Romance by Agirl2Nerdy reviews
Life seems to be falling apart for Wendy Testaburger. School is harder than ever, her long term boyfriend is distant and her friends seem to be ignoring her. To top it all off she's just landed two weeks in detention with her worst enemy, Eric Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,334 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Weak by Spacemin Spiff reviews
Edward would be the last person to admit he had weaknesses. It's not that he doesn't. It's just that he lives in a world where people will use every little problem you've ever had to pry you open and devour you alive like an oyster. ScarecrowRiddler
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
I Love The Way You Lie by Dark Promise reviews
MadaSaku. Part 1 is up. Beware, strong sexual themes. Read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Worth a Thousand Words by Checkerboards reviews
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who is the man inside the Bat?...oh, it's Bruce Wayne. Wait, what?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Fifty Nifty United States by KSFWolfe reviews
PILOT: England had forgotten how many people lived in America's house...and how they were all insane. T FOR LANGUAGE:::A series of oneshots following the lives of America's states! WHY ALRIGHT, SURE IT'S not EDUCATIONAL. -shotshotshot-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - America, England/Britain
Just Desserts by Ataokoloinona reviews
He always kept his promises, but none of his other deals had ever been so... promising. Life just got a little more interesting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,203 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Final Battle or is it? by BitterKiss reviews
The aftermath of the battle between the Great Uchiha Madara and Haruno Sakura, for SpringFlameFC's contest in deviantART
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/24/2010 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] - Complete
The UnPunishable Sin by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
By the laws of karma there is only one sin that cannot be punished and it is the most deadly. For the sake of his goals, Madara would become that sin and take his place in Akatsuki, hiding darkness within darkness the way only he can... ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
Village Sakura by klamisid reviews
When Sakura accepted the mission, the last person she ever expected to meet was Uchiha Madara. MadaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Tender Loving Care by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. One-shot. For a man who claimed to hate hospitals so much, Kakashi sure did spend a lot of time in them. And Sakura was finally beginning to understand just why...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 223 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
The Danger of Pretending to be Someone Else by Lady Miya reviews
A dangerous attempt to lure the Dark Lord Voldemort leads to quite a bit of unexpected troubles for one Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,380 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Martini Kiss by skullcakesryummy reviews
It began as a chance encounter at a teahouse. Madara is upset that he didn't recognize her, and Sakura likes his pretty eyes. May continue. Because there isn't enough MadaSaku in the world
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
The Wrong Side of the Bed by snoozin81 reviews
It’s Chuck Bass the villain in all the imaginary movies that constantly play out in her head and she suddenly remembers…everything, and she feels sick all over again. the morning after Victor/Victrola
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Dirty Deeds by Serenanna reviews
It should have been a sweet deal of a mission, lots of money for very little work. But, after being stuck with the same man for four years, being 'just friends' should have been a dirty phrase. KakashixSakura, GemnaxIno, Lemon eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 251,986 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5618 - Favs: 6,553 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 4032 - Favs: 6,855 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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Justice in Gotham Exists?
A newly minted Assistant District Attorney (ADA) Marylou Evans has yet to realize that there is a reason why ADAs do not last long in Gotham. This will likely be a 3-Shot.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,786 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 12/19/2017 - [Edward N./The Riddler, OC]
How the End of the World has Changed Us reviews
Six and half years later, a lot has changed for Clementine and the world she lives in. Walkers still plague the plains, but large territories are popping up through the Northern part of the United States. Clementine has said goodbye to many friends and role models, but she never suspected to run into one again and to find out he is the biggest threat to her home. OlderClemxKenny
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,351 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Kenny, Clementine] Vince, Russell
Needed Distractions reviews
It had been a long day due to the battle on the front line. All England wanted to do was catch up on needed hours of sleep, but of course he finds France lounged out on his cot. FrUK Lemon Set During World War III
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Life would be easier if I hated you reviews
Lies, manipulation, and power moves have been a part of their relationship for the past century. What happens when a moment of honesty breaks through? AmeRus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [America, Russia] - Complete
When Did Boarding School Become So Dramatic? reviews
Amelia never expected to lose her virginity to a russian pig. Hopefully, it wouldn't ruin the rest of her super duper awesome year! World War II plot set in a High School Setting. UKxFem!AmericaxRussia Genderbending
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014 - [America, Russia, England/Britain] Japan
Rejection reviews
After being rejected from the only college she applied for Wendy turns to her grade school arch enemy for help. Will Eric Cartman use his influence to destroy Wendy's pride and dignity or will Wendy be able to turn the tables on him? CartmanxWendy
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,608 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
An Illusion of Beauty reviews
When you see the woman you love and thought was dead, an ordinary man would be overwhelmed with joy. We all know Rumpelstiltskin is far from an ordinary man. RumpXBelle Rated M
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Self Proclaimed Hero reviews
"You act as a child where heroes defeat the villains, but have you ever consider there are no villains in this fable." Based off of current world news. Rated M for violence, language, and yaoi. Rusame USUK FrUK USJapan RusChina
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,874 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - America, Russia
You Have To Be Kidding reviews
Sequel to Not Everyone Can Wynne, but set three years in the future. Edward might have had his experience within crime, but that didn't mean he found every illegal activity fun. Warning Drug Use
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Not Everyone Can Wynne reviews
Terrible news can create or destroy friendship, but Edward had far more important things to focus on then a silly concept like that. SelinaxEdward Two Shot.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
The Red Scare reviews
McCarthyism has spread across America. Paranoia and fear causes something unsettling to snap within Alfred. If only Ivan would have been more cautious. Warning: Dark!America, Yaoi, Amerus, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/26/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The Sky Is The Limit reviews
"I have always loved a good adventure." EarhartxAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America - Complete
Rig Ion reviews
Every rogue has their snapping point. The point where the world literally cracks and for some reason a sense of sanity appears. My perception of the Riddler's step to sanity...or insanity depending on which side of the line you sit on.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Are you gay reviews
Harley Quinn is insecure about her relationship with the Joker. She does what all girls do in this position...she decides to talk to him about it. HarleyxJoker, slight one-sided JokerxBatman, and HarleyxBatman. Rated M for violence
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Arkham Files reviews
A series of interviews between Arkham Asylum patients and their psychiatrists. First Chapter: Patient Interview 4-Edward Nigma aka the Riddler.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - J. Crane, Joker
Abyssus Abyssum Invocat reviews
Oneshot for The Price of Living. Only he would slowly pluck a peacocks feathers to painfully remind her...she cannot fly. A punishment no woman would want to endure from a snake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Orochimaru - Complete
A Mortal Can Still Say He's Immortal reviews
No one can escape death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Listen to the Author reviews
Curiosity for Jiraiya's next work led Kakashi to see the author's latest research. Unfortunately, he never thought he get eye full of his former student. Now, Kakashi understood why peeping in bathhouses was frowned upon. KakaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Blood Plus Beer That Can't Be Good reviews
Kari unexpectedly runs into an Akatsuki member. Trying to prove herself to her village she attempts an risky plan to kill him...if only he wasn't immortal. HidanXOC lemon oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan - Complete
