"Unhappy campers may make a day go by where you wish the only thing that you had taken with you on your trip was a stuffed animal named Gry'll, because although Gry'll isn't much for conversation, at least he doesn't feel the need to go to the bathroom every five miles..."

-B

Y-ello, I may be a new writer here, and I really probably won't come out with anything too exiting or review worthy, but I will at least attempt one serious FanFic...

I'll let you know when I decide to do that.

Ok, just to clear something up that you are all already wondering. I like coming up with random elvish looking names, like Tyr'll. During later fics I may decide to do this or not. But just so you know, all of these names that have an apostrophie ( ' ) in the middle are pronounced like an I.

For example: Tyr'll = Tie-rill

See, cake pie! (Piece of cake, easy as pie)

"All the authors who create a story out of love are like gods,

Through the hardship and time consuming creation,

To the final breath of life that gives a story character,

They have all created,

What can never be destroyed.

The soul of the FanFic..."

-B

To the dear, DEAR people who actually read this random drivel, my story, "What are friends for?", is NOT as self insert. I just thought Keitaro would change for the better if he had a real friend. I just had to make sure that his real friend was able to defend himself and Keitaro. Don't worry, Shigawan is not all powerful. He just sounds that way at the moment.

In the world of a Fanfiction,

It is the writers resonsibility to find the unknown,

The inner depths of a story,

The unspoken Qualities of a character,

Or the one who we think should be his one true love,

And to take that element,

Mold it,

And shape it to our twisted vision,

And create a yarn of what COULD had happened,

If only...

If only...

If you wish upon a star,

Your wish may come true.

Unless that star is actually a meteorite coming to destroy all life on earth,

Then you're pretty much screwed no matter what you wish for,

Unless it's death by meteorite.

If you wish to insult somebody,

Take a moment of your time to walk a mile in their shoes,

Why?

Because then you'll be a mile away...

And you'll have their shoes.

( /) C('')('')

This is bunny, he wants to take over the world, BUT HE NEEDS YOUR HELP. He started off at DeviantART and came here from Killer Movies he has made it too many other sites, NOW he's here. All Bunny asks of you is that you copy and paste him into you Profile and help him get everywhere. BUNNY IS COUNTING ON YOU. Don't let him down.

Bwahahaha, Thanks Non-Christian! This is great!

Creation of Woman from the rib of Man:

She was not made from his head to top him;
Nor out of his feet to be trampled upon by him;
But out of his side to be equal with him,
Under his arm to be protected,
And near his heart to be loved.

Okay, that was just the sweetest thing I ever heard! I totally love it!

(Real) Eienstein Quote:

If sucess equals A, then the formula for sucess must be as follows...

X + Y + Z = A

Where X equals work, Y equals play, and Z equals keep your mouth shut.

This is a real quote, don't let if fool you. I quess the old fart had a sense of humor too. WHAT A SCIENTIST!

a = b

a2 = ab

a2-b2 = ab-b2

(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)

(a+b) = b

a+a = a

2a = a

2 = 1

Don't you just love math?

For Every Confession that is Made

There is Someone that is Dumped

-Harima Kenji (School Rumble)

In Being Dumped

Those Affected by Sorrow Will not Find Kindness in this World

For there is None

-Harima Kenji (School Rumble)

All right, here is a little info for those of you poor readers who are at this moment wondering when I will update one of my fanfics. Unfortunately, it will yet be a while until I get the chance to send my computer in to fix the viruses, so there are still those problems to deal with.

Add that to my obvious slow update schedule, and you get a while before you see anything. Hopefully, though, I will get something out. Here's a little info, in fact...

What are friends for? will be updated in an unforseen amout of time, as at the moment there seems to be very little buzz on it. However, I do have an ending I want to see for this story, so don't feel like it will be ignored completely. I just need time to sort out this fic's affairs.

Imbedded Instinct is my current focused upon fic, and from the looks of it will be going on for quite a while. Damn, when did it turn out like this? I knew it was going to be long, but this long? I havn't even gotten past the Weed Arc yet. Not nearly!

The Broken Remote will also be eventually updated, but unfortunately, since this was my first fic, my writing has matured, and the intended storyline has been trashed. It is still undergoing quite the rewrite, and since I'm too lazy to do anything about the current chapters that are up, I will have to work around them.

Yes, that is probably the single most annoying thing, when your writing matures midstory! You begin to see just how bad your writing was in the beginning chapters, and get the urge to rewrite them. It messes with story flow. As for my stories' in general, however, I am afraid that they will all probably end on a more sad note. I can't bring myself to end them with a happy ending and ruin the flow.

I also attempt to change as little in the universe as possible, and then visualize how the character's would react to those changes, and the changes that were changed and so on. This results in a very strange universe, although most characters are attemting to remain in character.

Truely, I am a romantic at heart. I guess I also love the underdog stories as well. Though my stories my waver, my thoughts still stand firm. My goal to find the perfect couple for my favorite forums. Maybe one day I will find the all purpose couple, but for now, I think I'll just sit back and write a few firsts to get into the hang of things.

Peace Out!