NotRobothide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Inheritance Cycle. Not a robot. I deleted a bunch of my stories because they suck. I kept the stories that people actually liked for some reason. I'm an infrequent writer. The struggle to write a story and not constantly change or remove parts I'm dissatisfied with is a constant presence looming over my shoulder. In fact, lately I've lost my passion for writing. It just seems like a chore to try to get something down in a document. Hopefully, it'll come back eventually. (Previous username: Schmacklar. My Archive of Our Own account goes by this. My Fictionpress account (which I have yet to use) goes by the same username as this one.) |
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Echoes by BlackDeviouseRose reviews
What use is knowledge of the future when she can't bring herself to care? She owed this world nothing - this story would continue without her. Death took a chance, gambled on the wrong soul, and now she has to pay for it. No one ever said the Wizarding World would be all fun and games. Semi-Realistic SI/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,665 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 1/31/2016 - OC
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,091,823 - Reviews: 14932 - Favs: 13,633 - Follows: 15,467 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Those Who Can't Teach by Mixed Valence reviews
When you're from another world, mopping classrooms and organizing bookshelves at Garreg Mach for room and board is a pretty sweet deal. It seems easy enough to keep a low profile, but as an outsider in a world like Fódlan, you'll need to make friends fast to stay employed—and alive.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,215 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 5/13 - OC, Flayn, Seteth
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 438,017 - Reviews: 4924 - Favs: 6,407 - Follows: 6,389 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare: Time Snare by Timeman63 reviews
The war between Plants and Zombies takes its toll. Both Plants and Zombies suffer equally. Friends and families are torn apart with every death. Amidst the never-ending battles and time bending, a difficult question rises: Whose lives are worth more? This story takes place during the events of Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and includes characters from GW, GW2, and PvZ 2.
Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,620 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 11/9/2015
Wearing the Faces of Men by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When Wizard Lenin and Lily mysteriously find themselves in the Pokémon universe in Lily's second year, the pair are forced into becoming Pokémon trainers, and they, along with Ash Ketchum, travel on their journey to become Pokémon masters even as they search for a means to get home. Side fic of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,188 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Corrin Reacts! by ElfCollaborator reviews
Our loveable half-dragon prince of two kingdoms reacts to fanfiction, games, tropes and other shenanigans. Hilarity (maybe) ensues! Rated T for shenanigans. Fire Emblem belongs to Nintendo. Chapter: Family Issues, Part 1. AU, OOC, OC, crossover warning, absolute crack. Part of the Greater Reactsverse.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,079 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 5/27/2016 - [Avatar/Corrin, Flora] Azura, Elise
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 198,485 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 3,691 - Follows: 4,212 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Y'know Nothing Jon Snow! by Umodin reviews
Y'know, I never realized how much the phrase about life giving you lemons resonated with me until all of this malarkey happened. I should be dead. Instead, I was dropped into the world of Pokémon, turned into a nine-year-old that looked nothing like I used to. To not take advantage of this supernatural opportunity was just stupid, however. And so, I became a trainer. OC-SI
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 192,936 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 5,214 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 8/20/2015 - OC
An Odd Awakening by Syntaxis reviews
A young man is sucked into the world of Fire Emblem Awakening through his computer screen. But things are... different. Very different. Timelines are wonky and Chrom is... a girl? AU, gender bender.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,957 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Frederick, Lissa
Strings Attached by Syntaxis reviews
When a voice from the void transports Piper Pendergast to Fódlan with only a god-blessed guitar, she's more than a little confused. But with the help of newfound friends, Piper might just pick and strum her way to a happy ending. A Fire Emblem Three Houses insert. Rated T for language and violence.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,707 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/28/2019 - OC, Avatar/Byleth, Dimitri, Annette
The Root of All Evil Is Love by Crystia reviews
Tom Riddle is certain that Harry Potter loved him before the potion's fiasco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,605 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/16/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Into the Outrealms by TheRepeat reviews
The Outrealms are worlds of conflict, Einherjar, and adventure. It has been eight months since Grima fell, and Robin still hasn't returned... He has to be out there somewhere.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 198,239 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Marth, Chrom, Morgan, Anna
Journey of Awakening: Magically Delirious by The Dragon Lover reviews
'People who didn't finish their college degree should not have to contemplate the fabric of space-time in relation to alternate universes and their places in them.' -It's not everyday you wake up in an entirely different world. Unfortunately, I didn't get much of a choice in the matter. (Self-insert fic, DISCONTINUED but extras will be posted.)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,215 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina, Lon'qu, OC - Complete
Wisdom, Courage, Friendship- An Earthbound Novelization by MetroidMan101 reviews
A young boy from Eagleland is awakened by the call of adventure and sets out to defeat the forces of evil. This adaptation includes several reinterpretations of key events and characters, so hopefully it'll still be an interesting read for fans who are already familiar with the story. Much like the game, this summary stinks, so come in and see for yourself! Rated T for language.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 67 - Words: 175,947 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 7/4/2018 - Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chrysalis by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that even an unbroken soul is not immutable, and that everything has a price. The price of love is loss; the price of knowledge is understanding; the price of life is death; and the price of mastering Death...is far more than he ever wanted to pay. A continuation of Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 211,489 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 3,089 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 12/18/2016
Fire Emblem: Awakening - Another Again by Yosei Ranbu reviews
The second time Robin woke up in the field, he was crying.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,488 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 11/28/2015 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina]
Pretty Lies and Their Brutal Truths by seasaltmemories reviews
Whatever warm feelings Celica had towards him shriveled up in a flash. He was not simply a bystander in this disgusting war, but the person who had planned it from the start. And according to father's news this morning, he was also her fiance.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 6/12/2017 - [Alm, Celica]
Fire Emblem: Another Awakening by NumberCDLI reviews
[Time-Travel AU] Instead of dying, Robin gets thrown back in time. After a short case of amnesia, he decides to not have the future repeat itself with the help of a second "Robin". [Thumbnail artist: Lo-wah of DeviantArt] [Link: /art/Fire-Emblem-Eternal-Bonds-455121160]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 274,770 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/1/2019 - Published: 1/2/2017 - [Chrom, Cordelia] Avatar/Robin, Lucina
Ike versus the Fourth Wall by Moczo reviews
The grand finale! Ashnard succeeds in his quest to release the Dark God. It's just a shame he never got around to finishing Radiant Dawn…
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 57,268 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Ike, Soren, Micaiah, Black Knight - Complete
We'll Shine by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
After a thousand years and the end of the world, Death steps off the train and into a Hogwarts that isn't Hogwarts at all. One that already has another Death inside it. Sequel of sorts to "My Immortal Lily and the Art of Bringing Me to Life" and crossover with "October"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/3/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison by sussiekitten reviews
AU – Blood. There was so much blood, and it wasn't coming off. Sometimes he wondered if the future truly was worth living for. Then Carvahall happened. Rated for disturbing elements. Please read the warnings. Eventual M/E
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 157,273 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/30/2019 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, God and Wizard by dunuelos reviews
It's finally happened: The Lone Traveler became a God. With the Divine name Marek Ilumian, Patron God of Free Will, Minor God of Knowledge and Travel, sometimes he goes over the top. But he's all about giving people a choice - or at least the opportunity to Choose. And having fun, of course. And Pie. Lots of Pie. Completed but I've added more.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 237,182 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 2/26/2019 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Complete
The Wonderful Lives of Godric and Salazar by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In a fit of desperation in a hypothetical Triwizard Tournament, Lily summons the founders from the dead to prove that setting dragons on students is crossing some sort of line. Side fic of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and sequel of sorts to "Default Origins"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/28/2019 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 7,278 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Glimmers of Fatherhood by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily shares the good news, Tom panics. Side fic to "October"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/19/2018 - [Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Anna's Bizarre Adventure by MetaDash reviews
Every Anna has their own story to share, their own tale to spin. So when the youngest one - armed with a bow and cloak - is sent to the world of Hoshido and Nohr, what kinds of crazy things are going to happen? (Hint: it involves money). Does not follow any game's path strictly, but has spoilers for Conquest, Birthright, and Revelations. Various pairings. FE14, AU
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 364,413 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Anna, Shura, Izana, Mozume - Complete
Trainerless by Infinite Nexus reviews
Among the creatures of the world, there exists a definite food chain. And none know their position at the bottom of this hierarchy more than the rattata and pidgey. However, two friends refuse to take this lying down. By taking on the Kanto League, they shall beat the humans at their own game and prove to themselves that they were wrong to have dismissed them as weak.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,182 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Pidgey/Poppo, Rattata/Koratta
Fates Rebirth: Conquest by Gublyb reviews
A retelling Fates:Conquest using many of the ideas from BlazingKnight's how to improve fates video. Main focuses include dialogue touch ups, making Corrin a human being, adding much more moral gray to the situation, and making not having Azura know everything. Fates has a rock solid foundation, and I just intend to try fix (With some minor and some major changes) the silly parts.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 126,715 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 1/28/2017 - Avatar/Corrin, Azura, Jakob, Xander
Beasts and Beauties by Diet of Wurms reviews
[Pokemon Sun/Moon] [COMPLETED] Money. Fame. Status. After capturing the Ultra Beasts and being catapulted into success by Lusamine, Guzma (thinks he) has gotten everything he's ever wanted.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 307,121 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/11/2018 - Published: 1/3/2017 - [Lusamine, Guzma] Gladion/Gladio, Faba/Sauboh - Complete
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 7,020 - Follows: 4,528 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
A Road Less Travelled by Pureauthor reviews
/SoV/ /AU/ /Faye-centric/ Alm leaves Ram to lead the Deliverance, leaving Faye behind. When Celica shows up unexpectedly on the doorstep of their sleepy village, Faye takes a chance and decides to travel with the girl she remembers from so many years ago. What will she learn about Valentia, the gods above them, and most importantly, herself?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,968 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 5/26/2017 - Celica, Faye - Complete
Oh the Pokémanity! by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In an odd turn of events, Lily unwittingly anthropomorphizes her cuddly Pokémon friends Pikachu and Clefairy in the real world. Ash, Lily, and company then must come to grips with their newly human companions while their newly human companions try to come to grips with themselves. Side fic of "Wearing the Faces of Men"
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Pikachu, Clefairy/Pippi, Harry P. - Complete
The Untouchable by treacleteacups reviews
When Harry Potter does things, it's never in halves. By the time he arrives at Hogwarts, our little champion has discovered a way to keep everyone at bay. What happens when you've taught yourself to become untouchable? Shameless AU. Rated M for a lack of moral conscience, the occasional murder, and graphic dark themes (because why not?). Happily Ever After, Voldemort style.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,725 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 4/19/2018 - Published: 9/24/2017 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 9,293 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,656 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Chains Adventurous - Shadow Savers by nvzblgrrl reviews
Orre's the region everyone likes to forget about, unless they didn't know about it in the first place. Of course, it's rather important to start remembering when you get dumped there right as the local Team starts making their bid for world-domination. Pokemon Colosseum and Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness focused. Self-Insert. Warnings for violence and language. A Jumpchain story.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 5/9/2017 - Wes/Leo, Rui/Mirei, OC
My Immortal Lily and the Art of Bringing Me to Life by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
On what seems like an ordinary day in Hogwarts Lily and company find themselves in a surreal reality that seems to hinge entirely on a strange transfer student by the name of Ebony Way. Now, with reality tearing at the seams, Lily must find a way to save the universe before everything she knows and loves sinks into a goffick abyss. Crossover with the immortal fic "My Immortal"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,251 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 3/26/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Total Pokkemon Island by Shuckle Master reviews
36(secretly 37) Pokemon compete in a competition hosted by Victini for one million poke (Which Victini secretly doesn't have to give). Who will win? Who will lose? Who will hook up, and who will manipulate their way to the top? Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except my OCs?...maybe? Starts getting good around chapter 8 or so. Before that, eh...
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 337,622 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/1/2018 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Complete
Foe Yay by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
Rumour has it that one of the RED team's new members is going to be an Australian. The BLU Spy really isn't looking forward to having to try and murder someone like Saxton Hale everyday. However, when the new man arrives, he's not what the Spy's expecting. Not at all. He's going to be far more fun to kill.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 196,794 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Medic, Sniper, Spy - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
The Unwinding Golden Thread by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In his fifth year Tom Riddle discovers his destiny and meets the cold, alarming, and bizarre transfer student Harry Evans. But sometimes things unravel in ways we do not expect. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,020 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
101 Names We Could Have Used by gandalf537 reviews
101 names and the logic behind them that Harry and Ginny could have used, because if there's one thing most of the fandom agrees on, it's that Albus Severus Potter was a horrible name for Harry's second child. Names are Sirius, serious, and silly. *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 101 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 6/23/2017 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Host Club by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily, after being swarmed by Lenin Rabbitson's fans one too many times, comes up with the farfetched solution to all of their fan girl woes by creating a club of beautiful men to entertain the prepubescent ladies. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The First and Final Enemy by Aima D. Duragon reviews
Tom Riddle has experienced many things in his thirteen years of life, but true fear is not one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2017 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 6,442 - Follows: 7,981 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4760 - Favs: 13,739 - Follows: 14,904 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
What I Learned in Muggle Studies Today is by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
James and Sirius are having a devil of a time writing their essays for Muggle Studies, unless, of course, Karl Marx actually was some guy who invented some kind of muggle cheese. side fic to "October"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Sirius B., James P., Arthur W. - Complete
The List by Teenage Mouse reviews
He would listen closely and pay attention, and any time Albus said one of those things that made Scorpius's heart flutter he would remember it, and keep count. And hopefully, at the end of it, it would all add up to mean 'I love you.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
The Book of Love by RawMateriel reviews
Meeting in the middle is easier said than done, but sometimes the journey can be just as fun... for Sirius. This bloody tango has made Remus bloody miserable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2017 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Romantic Potential by CyaSunn reviews
Remus and Sirius find out they are gifted with what Dumbledore lightly calls "romantic potential".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,736 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/16/2017 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Bitter Crop by SilverShadow1711 reviews
"Scent of magnolia, sweet and fresh. Then, the sudden smell of burning flesh..." Something happened to Kouga. It used to exist outside of memories...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2017
Once was enough by Spectre-the-Zombie reviews
Roadhog contemplates the possibility of having to lose someone again.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2017 - J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Mako R./Roadhog - Complete
Bleeding Heart by RawMateriel reviews
AU: Hermione Granger sets out to interview the two men at the heart of the biggest political scandal to take place in Wizarding Britain in her life time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
something so wholesome by theotherthompson reviews
Sirius scowls, but he and James had a pact of complete honesty with each other after the incident with the Giant Squid. "She said that I'm a better boyfriend to Moony than to her." James sits up straight, a satisfied look on his face, "Have you ever considered that she's right?" SBRM. Marauder Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2017 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P. - Complete
Throwing out the Script by Nothing You Can Prove reviews
An anonymous letter brings eleven people together in an attempt to change fate and destiny… or maybe to fulfill it. (LIS characters making major in-game decisions and providing commentary. Undergoing edits as of July 2017)
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 156,836 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 4/20/2016 - [Max C., Chloe P.] Kate M., Rachel A. - Complete
The Thing About Remus Lupin & Sirius Black by alixxblack reviews
The thing about Remus Lupin is that he had a level head in every way except one. Sirius Black decides that Remus Lupin cannot keep thinking poorly of himself, so he decides to take it upon himself to change his attitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dead Man Walking by sue-sylvester-shuffle reviews
(FE15 SPOILERS) After reuniting with her brother, Conrad, Celica tries to get used to seeing him again.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2017 - Celica, Conrad - Complete
In the Garden of Eden by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
While Hogwarts is succumbing to the gothic will of Ebony Way and the Satanist death of the universe, Frank and company trudge on and wonder if wizards aren't stranger than they previously thought. side fic to "My Immortal Lily and the Art of Bringing Me to Life"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3745 - Favs: 6,133 - Follows: 4,091 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How to be happy by The Divine Comedian reviews
The Patronus charm requires a happy memory. Harry Potter doesn't have many. Boom, third year AU. If he still wants to save the wizarding world, he needs to recover from his greatest failure. How?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Simple Plan by Pureauthor reviews
"So, let me get this straight," Faye said as she lowered her coffee mug and took a deep, calming breath. "You want me to pretend to date you so you can make Celica jealous?" /SoV/ /Modern AU/
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2017 - Alm, Gray, Celica, Faye - Complete
Wolf Trap by RawMateriel reviews
Sirius is waiting for the tides to turn, but Remus is tired of waiting. Written for the QLFC season 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/9/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What Do We Tell Our Parents? by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
Scorpius wakes up after having an erotic dream about no other than his best friend, Albus. Scorpius/Albus Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2017 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Destiny: Or Some Other Nonsense Like That by sussiekitten reviews
(AU: Part 1 of the Reincarnation 'verse.) Reincarnation is quite the concept. After all, wouldn't it be great to learn from your past mistakes? To prevent terrible things from happening again? To be reunited with past loves? Well, in theory. Because it's not real, so why linger on it...right? One-shot. Eventual Mu/rEra
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Eragon S., Arya, Saphira, Murtagh - Complete
Wanting Things by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In which Death tells a story, and propels the three of them down a path unwandered, where Lily is forced to recognize the meaningless of her existence and all that she will do to keep things as they are in memory. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,012 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/31/2017 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Framed & Fractured by Antediluvian Poet reviews
Harry was trapped in a magical painting with no way out. His only company was the suspicious and curious stares of Tom Riddle. As Fate delivered this impossible crossing, an improbable and dangerous bond is made. Unconventional Time-Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,864 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 4/11/2017 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Days in the Life of a Thieving Youth by SecondLieutenant reviews
Every day, Nina added one color more to her painting, whether it was elegant, pretty, or just plain ugly.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 2/23/2017 - Nina - Complete
The Garden Club by Nate-kun reviews
Because evidently a book club wasn't enough.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,038 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Avatar/Corrin, Gunter, Jakob, Ignatz
Nature Boy by RawMateriel reviews
The Sorting Hat ships it. Written for the QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2017 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] Sorting Hat - Complete
is Strange by mypartnerintime reviews
Arcadia Bay seems like a very different place without Chloe- and now that the mysteries surrounding Rachel have been solved, Max has nothing left to do but struggle against her grief and anger. Written as an epilogue to Life is Strange, this fanfiction covers how various people changed as a result of Chloe's death and the revelations behind Jefferson.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Max C.
Again by madjude reviews
"You shouldn't be so trusting, you know." Warren had once told her that there was a specific part of the brain that responded to fear, it felt overworked today.
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2017 - Max C., Chloe P., Warren G., Kate M.
Resurrection Sucks by TheRepeat reviews
When Robin dies, the day resets. These three stories show that this really, really sucks for him. Dark.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,686 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Avatar/Robin, Ricken, Morgan, Lissa - Complete
Stompin Peas by Agent Bubble reviews
The tragic story of a foot soldier's quest to find the perfect place to stand during the battle.
Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2017 - Complete
Once Upon Another Time by CatsAreCool reviews
If you could change time, would you do it? Harry learns more about the life he should have lived when he is faced with such a choice...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 262 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Complete
Every Beast Has Its Home by DoceoPercepto reviews
In which Credence survives, and Newt discovers that his suitcase has exactly one more resident than usual.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Credence B., Newt S. - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 8,285 - Follows: 11,010 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Lone Traveler: Professor of Defense by dunuelos reviews
Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, is sent to a world where he is supposed to teach Defense to the Mauraders and others during their OWL year. Well, he's going to do it right. And make a right pain out of himself for Voldemort and anyone else who wants to get in the way. Dumbledore neutral, GodHarry, Offshoot of Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, God and Wizard. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,919 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Complete
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,748 - Reviews: 2845 - Favs: 6,818 - Follows: 8,815 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Let Me Lean on You by starlies reviews
In which Lyn is upset, Hector has peculiar dreams, and the two of them realize they have more in common than they think and, somehow, fall in love. (crossposted on ao3 under the same title)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 26,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 11/18/2016 - [Hector, Lyndis] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Laslow's Father by Chimebelle reviews
Corrin wants Robin to join his army; you don't see a tactician like that every day. But Robin has different plans. But if his son is in the army... Well, now that's another story/OR/Robin's purpose of existence in the world of Fates: 1. Tease Inigo 2. Help him win a girl 3. ... does he need a third purpose? But well, he supposes he can win a war along the way. Piece of cake. Right?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Avatar/Robin, Avatar/Corrin, Ignatz
branch of fate by Chesh Writes reviews
Nyx sees the branch of fate over and over again, wakes up in a cold sweat and with the blankets gripped in her hands, and she's not sure when it will stop.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Nyx - Complete
Hedwig's Great Adventure by Stellata reviews
First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Remus, Sirius, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Hannah, Ron and Blaise. *Re-edit in progress*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,861 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
Darkworlds by Remful reviews
"My destiny is a lie. There is no light at the end of my tunnel, nor a happy ending to my tale. If they wish to call me traitor, or turncoat...then that is exactly what I shall become." Part 1 of the 'Into the Darkness' series. Complete!
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 52,617 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Avatar/Corrin, Azura - Complete
Look before you peek by TheResultOfMyBoredom reviews
When Yandere-chan discovers a secret nobody else knows about Senpai, she realises that it could hold the key to eliminating all her rivals once and for all. But is she willing to break Senpai's trust to do it? With tensions rising in the school and within Yandere's own family, that choice may not be hers to make. Ah, the woes of a stalker...
Yandere - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 12/12/2015
Deflating the Moon by RawMateriel reviews
Sirius is very worried that Remus is going to be outted! As a werewolf... obviously. Written for QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2016 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Marauders - Complete
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 4,174 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Put your Behind in your Past by RawMateriel reviews
Everybody has flaws: Sirius is super inbred, James's head is big enough for three necks, and Remus... well uh, Remus is a werewolf. But it's no big deal! He's actually really nice. Wolfstar if you squint. Written Season 4 of the QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2016 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P. - Complete
Lone Traveler: The Greatest Minister in History by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., C. Fudge - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 6,656 - Follows: 6,385 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
A Little Knowledge by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 240 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11567 - Favs: 17,455 - Follows: 12,359 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Cousin Harry by nicnac918 reviews
She had been dating Dudley Dursley for almost six months when the topic of Cousin Harry came up the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 409 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5980 - Favs: 7,378 - Follows: 8,968 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
The Invisible Man by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
Everyone knows you shouldn't stand underneath tall trees during a lightning storm. Spy learns the hard way that you shouldn't stay cloaked either.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2016
Miracle by TheRepeat reviews
The story of an amnesiac girl trying to survive in a world that doesn't seem to want her to.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,666 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Emmeryn - Complete
A Change of Clothes by gethsemane342 reviews
In the days after the Thaw, the only thing about herself that Elsa is sure of is that she doesn't want to be the person she was before it. Thus follows a story of soup, disguises and walking naked.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,105 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Anna, Elsa, Marshmallow, OC - Complete
Default Origins by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Godric Gryffindor meets the time travelling Lily and together they terrorize towns with oversized poultry and wreck havoc across the countryside. Later, Lily becomes upset when she remembers that they still have that Hogwarts thing to build. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 202 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Harry P., Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Anatomy of a Snowwoman by thebandragoness reviews
When Elsa "let it go" and accepted her magic, she hadn't been aware she could bring snowmen to life. She wasn't prepared for Mary, a snowwoman who isn't quite as blissfully happy as her brother Olaf. Now Elsa must deal with a clingy, angsty snowwoman, said snowwoman's boyfriend, Fritz, who's totally over his feelings for Elsa, honest, and a cult devoted to "Elsa the Snow Goddess."
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,455 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Olaf, OC - Complete
Frozen Wight by thebandragoness reviews
With the eternal winter over, her powers under control, and the gates reopened, Elsa was ready for a long and peaceful reign over Arendelle. What she wasn't ready for was a rebellion, scalding hot chocolate, dirty rumors, illicit paintings, the philosophical ramifications of sentient snowmen, a drought, a lovestruck bodyguard, and a man-eating monster.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 294,752 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., OC - Complete
In Limbo by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 458 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 4,879 - Follows: 1,441 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
How Pride Goes by The Dragon Lover reviews
Gangrel has never written a letter, for anything. He lets his voice and his actions force others to get him what he wants. But there are some people out of reach of such tactics. So, on a whim, he writes. -Written for LJ writing comm, WriterVerse. Semi-related to "husk."
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Gangrel - Complete
husk by The Dragon Lover reviews
What lofty, golden dreams could lead a man to become a tyrant? Where a king, arrogant and cruel, sees the consequences of his actions. -Written for challenge on LJ writing comm, WriterVerse. Semi-related to "How Pride Goes."
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Gangrel - Complete
Black Coat by Hermione Prime reviews
Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,918 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fritz: The Musical by thebandragoness reviews
He's a screw-up who's failed at everything he's ever tried. She's a stunningly beautiful ruler of a sprawling kingdom who has more magical power in her left pinky than mere mortals can even fathom. And according to Princess Anna, they're the perfect match for each other. Well, if the queen's own sister thinks that, Fritz's chances with Elsa must be pretty good, right? Right?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,353 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Complete
The Trusted Hero by Blueowl reviews
This is a what-if spin-off from the fanfic 'The Hidden Hero' by Evebb, answering the question: What would have happened if Dumbledore had believed and supported Mark (aka Harry) at the end of chapter 19? Mentor!Sensible!Dumbledore Enabled!Light!Harry. Giants, Dark Arts, Ministry takeover, Horcruxes, Undesirables, Harry masquerading as a muggleborn. No Deathly Hallows, MoD, or H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,159 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Gods by imaginationstarie13 reviews
Shulk is all alone when Zanza asks him to become a disciple. He remembers the lonely hours before this confrontation. Then Shulk says "Okay."
Xenoblade Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Alvis, Fiora/Fiorung, Shulk, Zanza/Klaus - Complete
The Book Club by Nate-kun reviews
In which we learn that Felicia has bad taste in literature. [Now has a sequel — The Garden Club]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Avatar/Corrin, Azura, Felicia, Jakob - Complete
Dissonance by TheRepeat reviews
Robin's lost his memories again. Wacky rom-com hijinks ensue (but not really).
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,203 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Nah, Sumia - Complete
Cast The Little Prince by Tsume Yuki reviews
Regulus Arcturus Black dies a tragic death in a cave, trying to stop Voldemort. The Fates decide he deserves another chance for his heroic efforts. He is reincarnated, as Harry Potter. Now armed with the memories of his past life and mistakes he sets out to stop Voldemort and change the Wizarding World. Prompt by savya398
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,411 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 3,404 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Harry P., Regulus B.
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 1,415 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35540 - Favs: 26,483 - Follows: 19,521 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
200 Things NOT to do in Pokemon by PkmnMaster Rolf reviews
The World of Pokémon is a wonderful place. However, there are certain things you should never do if you value your life. What happens if you do them anyway? Well, you might just wind up with a starring role in Mew's latest chaotic scheme: a T.V. show dedicated to all the craziness the World of Pokémon has to offer! What hijinks lie in wait? Who knows! This is MEW after all!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,972 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Mew, Espeon/Eifie, Umbreon/Blacky
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 8,802 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Put my Galleons on That One by Tsume Yuki reviews
As Master of Death, Harry can't really die. What he can do is get reborn, in an alternate dimension that is so much like his old world but so different at the same time. Taking down Voldemort again? Bring it on. MoD Harry DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 5,442 - Follows: 7,406 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., Luna L., Nicolas F.
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 20,309 - Follows: 7,853 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
No Gryffindor by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. I wasn't the Lavender that could have been … I was no Gryffindor. (A realistic attempt at an SI fic, attempting zero Mary-Sue-ishness).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/10/2014 - OC, Lavender B. - Complete
Lone Traveler: The Slytherin Chronicles by dunuelos reviews
Severus Snape is confronted by the Lone Traveler on the Eve of his ascention to Slytherin Head of House. The visiting Harry teaches him to change the course of Slytherin and all of the Magical world. All he has to do is get them to open their eyes. The major portion is almost exclusively in the viewpoint of Severus Snape. Now with Lucius Malfoy thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,060 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 4,336 - Follows: 1,367 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spirits Within by Power of Erised reviews
The night that Lily and James Potter died is well known. What no one suspected, or even imagined, was that their spirits remained with their son. Lots of OOC-ness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,816 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Wrong Sorting by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Vernon Dursley is not willing to take Harry to King's Cross, so that he has to find another way to get to Hogwarts for the Sorting. However, something is strange about this Sorting - and it will have far reaching consequences, even for Albus Dumbledore :D. Completely AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Complete
The Day Tom Met Death by Tsume Yuki reviews
It was in the throes of illness, as flu season swept through London in the earliest days of 1932, that Tom first learnt to truly fear death. (DeathHarry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 288 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 8,703 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Darkness Burning by gethsemane342 reviews
One sister moves across the sea and the other stays in her room knowing that she can never be a queen. AU story considering what could have happened if Elsa and Anna's parents had returned safely from their trip.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Anna, Elsa, King Agnarr, Queen Iduna - Complete
Lone Traveler: Building a Better Burrow by dunuelos reviews
The Better Burrow arc from my Lone Traveler compendium: The Lone Traveler encounters the Burrow before it was expanded. Maybe it can be made into a safer and more comfortable home for this version of the Weasleys. It's amazing how much a building can change history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,149 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 389 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P., Molly W., Arcturus B., Arthur W. - Complete
A Day in the Life by Shebelle reviews
What's it like to be a dragon?
DragonVale - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2014
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10016 - Favs: 23,502 - Follows: 13,631 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 425 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Travel Secrets: Second by E4mj reviews
Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,314 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 4,878 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Immerse Oneself by empressmatidle reviews
Sirius is tired of Remus' constant quips about smelling like a wet dog. Inspired by a tumblr text post by latortuemaladroit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Very Important by BetweenLines55 reviews
Sirius Black does not do Very Important Dates. Especially not with blokes. What does one do when on a date with a bloke anyways? Well, certainly don't ask James. Poor Remus. Wolfstar first date. For Hay, Merry Christmas. T for language and kissing and teenagers in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
A Christmas Miracle by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom hated Christmas Day, it was always the same. Except that one time it wasn't. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 223 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It's About Time by Yunaine reviews
Harry decides he needs more time for his training. - Set at the start of sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 188 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 339 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Fake It by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
post GoF pre OotP. Harry, still reeling from Cedric's death, reading about being called a delusional attention seeker and knowing everyone'd denial about Voldemort's return decides that the only way he'll survive this is if he fakes his death and leaves Britain. How will this affect the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Travel Secrets: First by E4mj reviews
Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,973 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 5,823 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Matter of House by Emerald Ashes reviews
In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 7,346 - Follows: 2,128 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
We Would All Be Happier by The Divine Comedian reviews
Petunia has found the perfect not-weird marriage. And she does not want to raise the child she found on her doorstep. So Petunia, self-described anti-adventurer, takes little Harry on a long and bothersome drive in order to find Albus Dumbledore. But what good is a Volvo against the course of fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,426 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Petunia D., Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Chrom & Frederick's C Support - Extended Edition by AuraChannelerChris reviews
The what-if scenario if Chrom couldn't manage to take down the mentally-scarring posters across the whole camp in time before anybody could see them. WARNING: Contains spoilers for all the characters that join the army before the final battle, not including SpotPass & DLC characters. It does not include heavy plot-related points.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Chrom, Frederick - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 794 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Luck by starlight.moon.princess reviews
Can there be too much of a good thing? He never thought he could be too lucky, that he would grow tired of it. ::For Amber::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Not Optimal by Sarah1281 reviews
Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 2,920 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2819 - Favs: 9,690 - Follows: 4,547 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 4,887 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,346 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Resignation by Birdie Lo Green reviews
1993 was the worst and best year for Remus Lupin. He was given his life back; offered a job; confronted with a dozen faces from the past; his foundations were shaken by a startling truth; he was fired and returned home to muddy paw-prints on his doorstep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Wizards Who Meddle With Time by Paimpont reviews
Three years after Voldemort's death, a depressed Harry is still obsessed with Tom Riddle. But neither death nor time can stand in Hermione's way when she wants to help. She drags Ron back to 1943 to kidnap an unsuspecting 17 year old Tom and bring him to Harry in the future. HP/TR slash. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Ends by TopKat reviews
'It is a truth universally acknowledged', the note began, and Remus winced at his desk, almost certain he knew where this was going. Sirius' messy, maddening script continued; 'That Remus Lupin is in possession of a perfect arse.' He put the paper down.' Remus/Sirius. Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ten Ways To Say I Love You by MssrTragicandConsumptive reviews
What starts out as an adventure to help James win the Heart of one Lily Evans, turns into a mixed up and confusing path to finding love in all the wrong places. James isn't the only one who is stung by cupid this year! Sirius/Remus Wolfstar James/Lily Fifth year
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,681 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 158 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Moonies by deaduser1294 reviews
In which Sirius wants to talk about Moonies, and Remus wants James' transfiguration notes. One thing leads to another and Sirius learns about what Moonies do in their free time. *ahem snog ahem*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Twelve Days of Chaos by Heart of Spellz reviews
Remus would like it known, documented, and carved in stone that there is not one single thing Sirius sent him which he asked for. Not one! Though, that one thing would probably come in handy…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 922 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 5,097 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6860 - Favs: 10,463 - Follows: 5,226 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twins by fringeperson reviews
My spin on the Harry Potter has a twin storyline. Only, in this story, people don't seem to realise. Odd that. The few pairings are het. Don't own the canon characters, and probably not the original ones either. Mentions rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 666 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Where the Lovelight Gleams by Curley Green reviews
Christmas Eve just isn't the same for Remus and the boys when Sirius can't get away from work - but early Christmas morning, he does his best to make it up to Remus. Remus/Sirius. AU. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Famed Genius by R Amythest reviews
Mark the prodigious 13-year-old tactician has never lost a soldier in battle. Herein lies his secret.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Tactician/Mark, Nino - Complete
Terrible, Artfully Terrible by R Amythest reviews
Mark rehearses his brilliant piece of avant-garde satire. Elibe is not amused.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Tactician/Mark, Lyndis - Complete
Mint Tea and Firelight by MorganHopes reviews
Post-Mockingjay. Katniss has left, walking off into the woods and leaving Gale to look after a broken Peeta. As he looks after Peeta, Gale realises the reason he stayed. One-shot slash.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete
It's Too Late by Fyreheart reviews
What if Harry refused to fight and die for a society that he couldn't claim as his? A one-shot of Harry deciding it's too late for the Wizarding world to make amends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 525 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 3,889 - Follows: 997 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Without the Aid of a Potion by Vaneria Potter reviews
Could Tom and Merope have come together without the aid of a Love Potion? There have been stranger couples, after all. What would it take to bring them together? One-Shot for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Merope G., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
M is for Murder by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Once upon a time, Neville Longbottom found a little black book. And the world was unmade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Neville L. - Complete
Interrupting Remus Time by Lady Sarai Black reviews
Sirius petitions to Dumbledore to make interrupting Remus-Time against the rules. Same 'verse as 'Stars & Hearts', but you probably don't have to read that first. Drabble, established relationship, SLASH SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Casualties by shoefreak37 reviews
For Peeta and Gale, the absence of Katniss is in everything. Together, they learn to remember without guilt, discover solace in unconventional places, and realize love can grow out of despair. Mockingjay-AU, slight spoilers, slash.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/2/2010 - [Gale H., Peeta M.] - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 326 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
What a Cliché by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Challenge to self: Write a HP story containing as many HP clichés as possible. List of used clichés to be included in separate chapter . Oneshot. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4991 - Favs: 9,816 - Follows: 4,698 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Stars & Hearts by Lady Sarai Black reviews
According to James, Sirius gets stars in his eyes when he looks at Remus. Fluff, drabble-ish, SLASH, RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Every Little Detail by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
Every little detail counts. But, Harry is starting to realize, every detail may not be so little after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Brimming by Minnionette reviews
The Epic Love Story Between the Sorting Hat and Augusta Longbottom's Stuffed-Vulture Hat, as told in an almost!drabble form. Well, okay, maybe it's not epic, but it's certainly the world's first love story between the two. That I know of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Prophecy Fulfilled by Stellata reviews
Crack!fic. Sure, there was a prophecy. But Divination is a wishy-washy business, and who knows what it really meant - and who it could apply to... Meant to be humor. Het and slash pairings both mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Voldemort, Draco M. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 3,637 - Follows: 717 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 4,467 - Follows: 1,148 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Queen of Sorrow by Lord Syntax reviews
In stories, the hero always arrives just in time to rescue the captured damsel. But in reality, the world does not work that way. When no hero comes to save Lucia's life, Elincia embarks on a path of sorrow, pain, and perchance evil. // Radiant Dawn AU
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 213,646 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Elincia, Ike - Complete
You with the Empty Eyes by ibuberu reviews
I go out to unfold my bicycle, and ride off down the dirt trail. — BrendanMay.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Brendan/Yūki, May/Haruka - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15024 - Favs: 23,733 - Follows: 9,674 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 631 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Countdown by TheWestDriver reviews
He is so thin now that he can disappear into nothingness. MurtaghxEragon. EraMur. Slash.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 7,258 - Follows: 1,580 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 293 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Lust of Harry Potter by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 208 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 766 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 504 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 515 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 633 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 8,551 - Follows: 2,221 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Do virgins taste better? by Minnionette reviews
Salazar Slytherin wasn’t so much thrown to the lions as he was sacrificed to the unsleeping dragon. For the good of the school, of course. History is never so kind or as accurate as it ought to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Simpleness Threatened by MissingEden reviews
--Oneshot-- Question: What happens when someone who's more than enough trouble sober shows up at your house horribly drunk? Answer: The exact same thing that happened when he did it last week. And the week before. And four days before that. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 460 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Normal to be a freak by Minnionette reviews
Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Why Time Travel is a Bad idea by BajaB reviews
Harry vs. Fate - The dreaded time-travel cliche as you have probably never seen it done before. Highly AU. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 4,946 - Follows: 958 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 8,727 - Follows: 1,350 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Death of a Nobody by BajaB reviews
One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 4,671 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 471 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 5,326 - Follows: 1,365 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3902 - Favs: 8,355 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 5,194 - Follows: 1,317 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Six Disasters of Love By, Sirius Black by roadside-author reviews
I’m Sirius Black.I’m drop dead gorgeous, rich and great in bed.But this story isn’t about me or how great I am in bed.Well, the latter does have a slight part, but mainly, it’s about how the root to every disaster is love. AU,RS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,742 - Follows: 766 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Billywigs by evansentranced reviews
Features: A massive conspiracy orchestrated by Dumbledore, repeated abuse of billywig stings, a nearfatal brush with a werewolf, an intervention, a skeptical Lily, a hotheaded Sirius, an addicted James, a slightly confused Remus, and a pseudogenius Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,544 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 760 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Helpful Hints for First Years by BajaB reviews
What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
A Short Story by Christopher Paolini by McGeesJabberwock reviews
I attempt to emulate Christopher Paolini's written style with this poignant oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 456 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Diary of Kelly the Tactician by Fimbulvetr reviews
An infantile tactician writes her diary in faux-valley girl ramblings, loosely following the events of Fire Emblem. Not recommended for readers over the age of 12. Please note last update date before leaving reviews.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 324 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by BajaB reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Sirius' Story Time by evansentranced reviews
Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Clichéd Cliché of Clichés by Doctor Strangelove reviews
A parody of parodies of badfics. Little bit of slashy content. Also Mary Sues, MSTs, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Urgal Instrumental reviews
"...the Urgal's eccentric collection of instruments…" –Brisingr, Page 97. One shot. Should not be taken very seriously.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Eragon S., Murtagh, Nasuada, Nar Garzhvog - Complete
