new fanfiction writer so open for criticism

Name: The name is HyotonUzumaki but the actual name is chris

Age: 19

Sex: everyday...*cough* male

Favorite pairings:

Bleach: Ichigo/Yoruichi

Ichigo/Tia Harribel

Bleach/Naruto:

Naruto/Yoruichi

Naruto/Soi-fong

Naruto/Tia Harribel

Naruto/Fem Grimmjow

Naruto: Naruto/Hinata

Naruto/Anko

Naruto/Tayuya

Naruto/tenten

Naruto/Kurenai

Naruto/Hana

Naruto/ino

Naruto/Kushina

Naruto/Fem.Sasuke

Naruto/Harem

What Kisses Mean:

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

How to Tell between a real friend and a fake friends

Real Friend: when you do something stupid and laugh they will laugh with you

fake friend: when you do something stupid they will laugh at you

Real Friend: when you both go to jail they will say 'Damn that was crazy'

Fake Friend: when you go to jail they will tell you all the things you did wrong

real Friend: they don't come over they say "I'm home!"

Fake friend: they ask to come over

Real Friend: when their over they help themselves to your food

Fake Friend: when they come over they asks if they can eat

Real Friend: when you get into a fight they will fight with you

Fake Friend: when you get into a fight their gonna watch

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Naruto Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan: http:///red_biohazard_symbol_sticker-217207124278006864

Naruto's twin Gunblade:http:///wiki/File:FF13Enkindler.jpg

Black Leg stance:http:///wiki/File:Juri_gameplay2.jpg

Challenges: will post later