Hey, guess what. You just stumbled across the profile of Roanes Steel, mediocre Fanfic Writer of Strange Naruto {Mostly Harem Pairing} Crossovers and other things. If you came here from one of my stories, or not I don't judge, welcome to my neat little corner of the internet, as a reward I will tell you a bit about myself.

Roanes Steel is: Male, A Super Pasty White Person, Skinny, A Natural Red Head, Someone with a Beard, A Wearer of Glasses, Above the Legal Drinking Age in the USA, A Cat Person, A Gamer Who Prefers Handheld and PC Gaming, Someone Who Likes Almost Any Video Game He's played {even the ones nobody else seems to like}, A Pen and Paper Game Enthusiast.

Roanes Steel Likes: Reese Peanut Butter Cups, Cats, Video Games, Writing Fanfics, Sleeping, The Cold, Spicy Doritos, Hot Wings, Fried Chicken, Flash Mob Videos, Filler Arcs, Any Pen and Paper Game {D&D, Warhammer 40k, World of Darkness, Etc.}, Let's Plays, Stuffed Animals, The Internet, Looking at Explosions, Nice People, Silly Hats, Crab Legs, The Number Nine, Cute Things, Anthropomorphic Animals {aka Furries}.

Roanes Steel Hates: All of the Usual Things {Rape, Murder, Racism, Etc.}, Bugs and Arachnids {aka The Harbingers of Doom}, Snakes {Inherited Fear}, Heights, People Who Openly Hate Video Games Without Listening to Other Viewpoints, Walruses {aka Evil Incarnate}, That Sexy Games are Apparently Worse Than Violent Games, People Who Hate On Anchovies on Pizza Without Trying Them, Double Standards of All Kinds, People Who Judge Without Trying/Knowing, People Who Get Angry Over PVP in MMO Games, Horror of Any Kind.

Roanes Steel Ships:

Naruto x Any Female Character

Elsword {mainly Rune Slayer} x Eve {mainly Code: Empress}, and the other Female Characters to a lesser extent.

SMT Protagonist{s} x Female Demons.

Zidane x Garnet and/or Freya, that's the only Final Fantasy Ship I'll talk about here.

Hanzo Girls x Old Hebijo/Homura Crimson Squad.

Male Trainer x Female Pokemon.

Eggs x Sausage, because even breakfast needs Shipping.

Roanes Steel Does Not Ship:

Yaoi Couples, out of lack of Personal taste more than actual distaste.

Roanes Steel Tolerates:

Any other Ship, because everyone has their own Ships and Nobody can stop that.

Roanes Steel Favorite Characters [Not a Complete List:

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden: Naruto Uzumaki [Duh], Kurama aka The Nine Tails, Kushina Uzumaki

Elsword: Elsword; The Younger Red Knight, Eve; The Little Queen of the Nasods, Elesis; The Older Red Knight

Senran Kagura: Yagyu, Hikage, Hibari

Final Fantasy 9: Zidane, Freya, Garnet

Final Fantasy Jobs [Starting to stretch what counts as a character here] Summoner, Black Mage/Wizard, Dragoon

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Races: Selkie [Duh x2], Yuke, Clavat, Lilty

Shin Megami Tensei Demon Races: Wilder, Night, Amatsu

Pokemon: Eevee-lutions [Espeon is the top spot], Skitty/Delcatty, Victini [Favorite and Obligatory Legendary]

Table Top Board Games [I'm now flat out not describing characters] World of Darkness [Duh x3], D&D; Dungeons and Dragons, Star Wars Role Playing Game, Warhammer 40k

Roanes Steel Least Favorite Characters:

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden: Sasuke Uchiha, Madara Uchiha

Elsword: Glave; Administrator of Henrir's Time and Space, Luto, Former Administrator of Henrir's Time and Space

Senran Kagura: Dogen

Final Fantasy 9: Zorn and Thorn, Queen Brahne Raza Alexandros XVI [fuck this name is long, thanks FFwiki], Necron [Not be cause it comes from nowhere, I'm used to that, but because its design scares me for some reason]

Final Fantasy Job: Mimic

Shin Megami Tensei Demon Race: Vermin

Pokemon: All the Spider-based ones

Roanes Steel Hated Characters:

None

I hate hating things in fiction, it really hinders my ability to write them into my stories in non-bashing way. Doesn't mean I have to like them all though, as seen above.

Okay so I've been spending some time thinking some thoughts about stuff, so I'll just give my input on them here. In case anyone reads this and decides they agree, feel free to take it to your own profile free of charge. You could also send me a message calling me an idiot, it's you're choice after all.

So I've heard the complaint/comment that "You're not writing a story about," let's go with Naruto because obvious reasons, "you're just writing a story about an OC named Naruto." So here's my final opinion on that subject.

No shit Sherlock. This is Fan Fiction any and every Naruto story, regardless of how much they claim otherwise, is not actually about any Naruto character, as nobody besides Masashi Kishimoto is able to make actual Naruto stories. However that is the joy of Fan Fiction, we can make our own 'Naruto' and have that Naruto go through stories of our own making, whether that be a retelling of the events of Canon, a Crossover, or something else entirely. This isn't some bad thing, its just us writers creating our own story using a character that was inspired by one of our favorites. So any time I hear that 'Notruto' argument, all I can see is that I've made my own Naruto stand out as different from the Canon Naruto, which is exactly what I was trying to do. After all, if I was trying to directly copy Naruto, I'd go to jail because that would be Plagiarism, which is a crime.

Oh So you got past that last bit and want the juicy info on what I publish then, okay let's get to it than.

Currently in this shady part of the internet we have these things for your reading pleasure-

But first a quick Guide to the next section,

Story Summery {Extended in most Cases}

-Ability Summery

\Pairing

{This is a note to that dip who owns this profile and all the awesome people who actually bother to read said dip's profile.}

Naruto: The Demonic Savior. This is a Naruto/Shin Megami Tensei Crossover story. In this story, Naruto makes friends with a young blonde girl in a blue dress named Alice and follows her to a building in the destroyed area of Konoha called the Cathedral of Shadows where his entire life is changed forever after meeting the mysterious Minister of Shadows and a woman known only as The Madam.

-This story features a Naruto with two different demonic energies along with a group of demon allies.

\The Pairing is Naruto x Demonic Harem, with a few humans here and there.

Naruto Kagura; Hanzo. This is a Naruto/Senran Kagura Crossover story. In this story, Naruto Uzumaki is a newly transferred in 3rd year to the Hanzo Ninja Class. However, a past mission has taken one of his arms, that doesn't stop him from being able to keep up with his classmates though. That doesn't stop him from noticing that his profession is dominated by extremely sexy women though. This is my Crossover where Naruto has no connection to the Naruto Universe.

-This story features a Senran Kagura Shinobi Naruto, complete with Shinobi Transformation and Secret Ninja Arts.

\None, zip, nadda, zilch, There is no pairing.

Naruto Kagura; Hebijo. This is a Naruto/Senran Kagura Crossover story. In this story, the same Naruto from the above version has certain event in his life go very, very badly for him, mainly the fact that he is framed for the brutal murder of an entire Shinobi school. This results in him needed to put his faith in the woman that not only framed him, but also cut off his arm back when he was first starting his career as a Shinobi. Luckily for him, the woman manages to not only help him evade the Hunter Shinobi sent after him, but also manages to buy his way into the Hebijo Clandestine Girl's Academy. Now not only does he have to prove himself worthy of standing among the Hebijo Elite class, but he must also prove himself strong enough to resist the temptations of an all girls school. Oh, and maybe fight off those Hunter Shinobi that are still out for his head, but that's clearly less important.

-This story features a Senran Kagura Shinobi Naruto, complete with Shinobi Transformations and Secret Ninja Arts.

\None, zip, nadda, zilch, There is no pairing.

Naruto: The Disturbance. This is a Naruto/Pokemon Crossover story {Well I guess I deserve one popular crossover}. In this story, Naruto was exiled from his old universe by Kaguya and is sent to the universe of Pokemon. Everything isn't all well and good after that however, as not even minutes after his arrival he is greeted by Arceus and told that reality is trying to violently remove him due to his unnatural arrival and it will happen in one years time. Luckily the blond is given a way to survive by the God Pokemon, if he can gather the Legendary Pokemon from around the world and every one he can convince to join him will give him more time to find the others. He has his work cut out for him, but finding these legendary Pokemon shouldn't be too hard. Right?

-This story features a Naruto who's chakra is actively getting him killed by the Pokemon World's laws.

\The Pairing is Naruto x Harem.

Psst, I hear you like stories that are more ... cirtus-y. Well stranger, you just might be in luck, cause I also may or may not exist over on Ficwad as Roanes101. Maybe. Now if you'll excuse me, I can't bee seen here. Too maybe prudes about.

In preparation for a rather ... different story I'm going to be starting up soon, I'm going to put up soon I'll be putting up the Main Character's ... Character sheet I guess, right here in WoD style, cause its much easier to write... for me at least.

As a bit of a heads up so nobody gets lost, World of Darkness there are 3 sets of Attributes {Mental, Physical and Social} under three categories {Power, Finesse and Resistance} which go as followed. Mental has Intelligence = Power, Wits = Finesse, and Resolve = Resistance. Physical has Strength, Dexterity and Stamina. Social has Presence, Manipulation, and Composure. Every character, regardless of rule-book, will Excel in one, be average in one, and suck at one. {In Measurements you get 5 dots for your best, then 4, then 3.} That should just about get you all set up to follow the gist of this Character Sheet thing.

Name: Roy Higham. Age: 21. Virtue: Justice. Vice: Sloth. Faction: *Spoiler*. Group Name: *Spoiler*.

Attributes: Primary; Mental, Secondary; Social, Tertiary; Physical.

Mental: Intelligence; 3, Wits; 4, Resolve; 1.

Social: Presence; 2, Manipulation; 3, Composure; 2.

Physical: Strength; 2, Dexterity; 3, Stamina; 1.

Morality: 5, One less than Standard. {Allows stealing but not intentional property damage}

Blurb: Roy is a human Male standing at 6 feet even, with an average build with a little muscle in some places and a little pudge in others. He has scruffy red hair that hangs to his shoulders, with blue eyes and slightly pale skin. His usual clothing is a dark blue turtle neck and a pair of black sweats and socks over white sneakers, and he carries a large pocket knife for self defense.

If you want an example that might be easier to follow, look up the New World of Darkness Character Sheet, I usually use the ones by MrGone. You can even make your own if you want. If you shoot me a message, I'll even help you out.

Are you still reading this, wow you must really want to see the profile of a completely average fanfic writer. Uh ... Here's a funny essay thing I found.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Wow, you're still here! Uh ... I mean ... Okay then, you must really what to learn some more stuff about me. I'm flattered but all I got are some worthless internet quiz results and a few surveys here. Read them if you want. I put it in Center Align to be edgy. I'm cool now, right?

Roanes Steel's Zanpakutō:

Roanes Steel's Phantom of Binding is always activated, and resembles a mighty claymore with a loop of strong cord on the pommel. It increases the wielder's stamina.

What's Your Zanpakutō?CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.I always knew I was awesome, or at least less mediocre than I really am.

I am a Coodere, which may or may not be misspelled, but I am happy with it. Below would be an image, but I can not get it to work, so I guess that I'll just have to live with it.[URL="http:///quizzes/view/3760/what_type_of_dere_are_you_"[IMG]http:///guru_results/3760_Coodere.jpg[/IMG[/URL]I always knew that I was, but now it has been confirmed. Yagyu is mai waifu after all.I feel dirty after typing that.

.:FIRE:.

[ ] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[ ] You are very competitive.
[ ] You like to play with fire.
[X] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[ ] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[ ] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[ ] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 4

.:WATER:.

[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[ ] You like to go to the beach.
[ ] You rarely get angry.
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[ ] You think before you act.
[ ] You are good at breaking up fights.
[ ] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[ ] You are very generous.
Total: 3

.:EARTH:.

[ ] You are physically strong.
[ ] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[ ] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[ ] You could easily survive in the wild.
[ ] You care about the environment.
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 1

.:AIR:.

[ ] You have a free spirit.
[ ] You hate rules.
[ ] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[ ] You hate to be restrained.
[ ] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[ ] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[ ] You wish you could fly.
Total: 3

.: DARKNESS:.

[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[ ] You like creepy things.
[ ] You like to play tricks on people.
[ ] Black is your favorite color.
[ ] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
[x] You don't talk much.
[X] You are atheist.
[X] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[ ] You love to break the rules.
Total: 5

.:LIGHT:.

[x] You are very polite.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[X] You are afraid of the dark
[ ] You hate violence.
[ ] You hope for world peace.
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[ ] Everyone loves to be around you.
[ ] You always follow the rules.
Total: 4

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[X] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[X] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[X] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty bl with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[x] 1 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who ate
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[X] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a Jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an Easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because i'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[X] Shirtless = because I've got abs

Apparently I'm an Emo sex addict that likes to have fun who got stabbed horribly by Barney the dinosaur because I've got abs

I never knew.

And there we Go, Anything and Everything I could think of to put on my profile. If you're actually read this, than I will dedicate this next sentence to you.

Enjoy Life Reader.