Naruto Arrancar

I don't own Naruto or bleach (and technically this fic belongs to dracohalo117).

Key: "Yo" talking

'Yo' thinking

"Yo" Kyuubi talking (fox form)

'Yo' Kyuubi thinking (fox form)

"Yo" Arrancar talking

'Yo' Arrancar thinking

"JUTSU"

"Yo" Naruto boom box mode

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Chapter 3: Graduation, Hinata, and a Challenge

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Naruto worked at a furious pace practicing his katas for Nnoitras weapon. He kept it at full pace, working as if it were his last day to train. In all honesty he wasn't that far off because this day was the day of the academy graduation exam. Today was the day he showed everyone what he could truly do.

"Alright it's time I put those feeble fools in their places especially that Inuzuka and Uchiha" he said to himself throwing the weapon over his shoulder.

It was a giant thing longer than Naruto was tall, with a chain running from the butt of it to the waist of his cloths. The blade was a double inverted crescent moon with both the inside and outside sharpened.

His cloths were a replica of Nnoitras today. They consisted of an open jacket with no shirt on underneath. The pants were extremely baggy down to the shins where black socks compressed them. There was a single eye patch over his left eye. All his cloths were black instead of white after a suggestion from Nelliel. A ninja must be able to hide and black is better for hiding than white.

He finished the katas and slung the weapon into his shoulder and walked towards the academy. As he did his mind wandered to a certain pale eyed blue haired girl. Ever since she vouched for him on his first day back with his siblings, he kept a close eye on her. Every time she followed him, his noticed. Every glance in the classroom he noticed. Every blush when he caught her eye, nothing about her escaped his attention. It wasn't until half way through the academy semester that he figured out why she did what she did. He smiled at the memory.

FLASHBACK

Naruto sat in his seat next to Hinata quietly and waited for the tests to be passed out. It was another simple test that he didn't even need to concentrate on. So as usual he let his mind wander, and it eventually came to the mystery that is Hinata. He pondered all her actions and began to associate them with what he saw in others. Whenever SasUKE caught one of his fangirls eyes they blushed. The same happened when Naruto meets Hinatas eyes. Sasukes fangirls stuttered slightly whenever they spoke to him. Hinata had a horrid stutter, but it only got worse around him. Sasukes fangirls had a few nervous habits when they were around him. Hinata had that cute thing she did with her fingers whenever she was around Naruto. Sasukes fangirls constantly stalked him; Hinata did the same…for…him.

'Could Hinata have a crush on me' he wondered in his mind. He forgot that his siblings listened to every thought he had.

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(With the Arrancar)

'He finally figured it out' they all thought in unison as Nnoitra ran to a switch and jerked it down with a twisted smile.

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(Back with Naruto)

Suddenly a blasting of the Hallelujah Chorus erupted from Narutos body and echoed across the elemental nations. There wasn't a country that didn't hear the joyous song.

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(In Kumo)

"It sounds like somebody has had a major epiphany. Maybe the hokage will give us a Hyuuga we can actually use" said the raikage with a smirk, as his brother just shook his head.

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(In Kiri)

"Who could have a revelation big enough for us to hear it all the way out here" asked the mizukage as she scratched her chin.

"I don't know ma'am, but I get the feeling somebody is gonna get lucky tonight" said one of her ANBU.

"What was that" she asked menacingly.

"Umm…HAVE MERCY" he screamed before they turned to shrieks of pain.

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(In Iwa)

"Will somebody stop that damn racket I'm trying to sleep" shouted an irritated tsuchikage.

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(In Suna)

"I do not like the sound of this…maybe I should cancel the plan to attack Konoha…nah" said the kazekage with a shrug.

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(In Oto)

"Why does this sound burn me! SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP" shouted Orochimaru as he rolled around in pain clutching at his ears.

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(Back with Naruto)

The chorus finally ended and silence reigned over everyone as they looked at him with a questioning glance.

"Naruto what the hell was that about" asked Iruka with a raised brow.

"Uhh…I think my siblings can answer that better than I can. Guys" asked Naruto.

"NNOITRA YOU ASSHOLE I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU TO TONE THE VOLUME DOWN" shouted Grimmjow in anger.

"Why though, it was a huge fucking revelation. The kid finally used that mass of grey-matter in his skull and figured out what he should have long ago" retorted Nnoitra nonchalantly.

"Because you almost caused us all to go fucking DEAF" shouted Lilynette as a slapping was heard.

"I think that explains what just happened don't you sensei" asked Naruto with a raised brow.

"Yeah, but what the hell could have been so big that…Nnoitra was it? (receives a nod) needed to have the volume blasted so high that the entire world heard it" asked Iruka.

"Actually sensei I think there were some people in Yuki no kuni that didn't hear it. Secondly I'm not saying what the revelation was only that I can actually see where Nnoitra nisan was coming from. Now that I have seen it I feel like an idiot for not noticing sooner" said Naruto letting a lot of people guess what the revelation was on. It led to some interesting thoughts.

'About time you baka…I thought you would never see' thought Iruka.

'N-n-no…he couldn't have…could he have' thought Hinata.

'Fuck…he knows. Oh well it doesn't matter, just so long as he doesn't go after her. She is mine, I am alpha and he is nothing more than a worthless sack of shit compared to me' thought Kiba.

'Finally now I can concentrate on looking good for Sasuke kun, and not keeping baka-mono Naruto away from me' thought Sakura.

'Good for you Hinata…losers should stick together' thought Ino.

"Well I hope it was worth failing the test Naruto. I'm sorry but you caused a huge disruption, and I have to ask you to leave. Your paper will be graded as it is, so please go wait in the hall" said Iruka sadly.

"It's alright sensei I was already finished anyways" replied Naruto as he held up a completed paper for Iruka to see.

"Ah well I guess we'll have to see just how accurate it is" said Iruka as he took the test and sat down at his desk while Naruto waited in the hall. About five minutes later the students heard something they never thought they would hear.

"NO FUCKING WAY" their strictest teacher shouting an obscenity at the top of his lungs in front of all of them. Iruka busted the doors down to confront Naruto.

"Ok how the hell did you complete the test and get a perfect in under 5 MINUTES" shouted Iruka in disbelief.

"I'm just that good" he replied cockily.

FLASHBACK END

"I really am a baka for not seeing her sooner. Oh well after we both pass today I'll make it up to her by taking her out on a date. I wonder if I can find another place besides Ichiraku that will serve me" he mused to himself as he closed in on the academy gates.

"Ah Naruto right on time, as usual" said Iruka as Naruto passed him.

"Did you expect anything less" asked Naruto.

"Not really, at least not anymore. So you chose Nnoitra today, eh? You expecting to need the physical boost" asked Iruka curiously. Over the year he had learned who Naruto was emulating based on what he wore, and what gender they were when he used his own special version of transformation. He usually matched the gender just to honor them more, besides some cloths you just couldn't make masculine no matter the effort. He also learned that depending on who he was emulating he would gain a boost in a certain area. Nnoitra gave him physical power, Grimmjow gave him even greater determination, Harribel gave him astounding control over his emotions, Stark gave him high energy control, Lilynette did the same, Ulquiorra gave him a huge speed boost, Nelliel gave him unparalleled restraint, and Cirucci gave him higher stamina.

"Not really sensei, I just go through cycles unless I need to stay with a certain sibling longer than another" said Naruto.

"That does kind of make sense well good luck" said Iruka.

(AN: I'm skipping the exam, everyone passes)

Naruto stood in the courtyard looking for a certain pale eyed princess. Once he spotted her he ran closer but stopped short seeing her father and several of her clan elders standing there. The Hyuuga were notorious for hating his guts along with the Inuzuka and the Yamanaka. He found that Hinata was the only exception.

Seeing the look of fear on her face however made him sneak just close enough to listen in on what was being said.

"Now that you have completed this triviality, we shall complete your true training tonight. After that you will ascend to the next level and learn how to use your techniques on multiple people at once" said the lead elder. The way he was speaking made it seem like it was just another training exercise, however Naruto could tell from the tone of his voice and the look in his eyes it was anything but. He could see a perversion that made him think of only one possibility; they were turning Hinata into the clan whore. Also known as breeding stock, they were trained from a young age on how to please a man with their bodies to ensure maximum breeding results. They were often given a diet of special foods and supplements designed to stimulate early development of sexual organs. Most of the time they don't even know what is going on until the day they finish their training, the day their virginity is taken.

From the look on her face, she knew what was happening to her and didn't want it one bit. Naruto knew he couldn't let her suffer that fate. She was too kind, too sweet to face such a horrendous trauma.

'Guys tonight I'm going to need all the power you can give me. Hinata needs to be rescued TONIGHT; there is no room for failure. Any suggestions on who I should use for this' asked Naruto to his siblings.

"I would suggest using Ulquiorra, for this. If you use his Segunda Etapa you will become the fastest thing around. You will need that otouto, especially against these bastards" said Grimmjow angrily. He may be a hardass, but there were some things that crossed the line even to him. Rape and child molestation were two of those things.

'Right, ok Guys this will be our greatest challenge, any ideas on how to permanently fix this mess' asked Naruto.

"I can think of one thing Naruto…" said Ulquiorra as he whispered what it was to Naruto so the others couldn't hear.

"NANI" shouted Naruto once he heard how he was supposed to save Hinata.

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(4:00 PM, the Hyuuga Compound)

Naruto sped through the compound faster than the eye could track. Dodging around guards and other inhabitants with an ease born of years' worth of pranking. He weaved through the buildings to where he felt Hinata along with seven other signatures he didn't know. He snuck to just below a window and waited for the perfect time to strike.

"Hinata Hyuuga, your training in the basic body arts shall be completed tonight. Once these six council members have taken your virginity in every way, they will begin your training in pleasing multiple men at once. It will be taken slowly as you will most likely be pregnant. From the point after your first birth you will lay with every council member in sequence until you bear another child, and the cycle will continue until you are no longer fertile. At which point you will go and please as many of the younger members of the clan as you can until you are no longer aesthetically pleasing." said the voice of Hiashi Hyuuga, Hinatas father, to his terrified daughter.

"But f-f-father, I don't w-w-want to" she protested as her arms were grabbed. Her pleas were ignored and they started ripping her clothes off to begin. At that instant Naruto reacted. Throwing a chakra infused smoke bomb into the room blinded every Hyuuga when they tried to activate their Byakugan. In the chaos Naruto called out two words that signaled the beginning of the end.

"Enclose, Murciélago" with those two words it seemed as if the sun had turned into pure chakra and descended upon the compound. That was how dense the air became with chakra after the release. Their bodies felt as if they weighed the same as lead and the building creaked as if it were about to collapse under the stress. During all this the only one who didn't feel a thing was Hinata, because she was being held bridal style by the source. Before she could utter a single word she felt immense G-force on her body.

"After them' shouted Hiashi who saw them fleeing. He had not activated his Byakugan when the smoke bomb hit so he only saw a glimpse of what happened, but it was enough to make him pale. If the hokage ever found out about this his head would be brought on a gilded platter. Though most of it could be written off as a clan affair the hokage could still make his life a living hell. Of course since Hinata was not yet violated he could spin the story differently, but to do that he needed to talk to the hokage first.

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(With Naruto and Hinata)

Naruto flew as fast as his wings could push him. He could feel the Hyuuga falling behind, but he needed to hurry. The hardest part now was getting the old man to agree, but thanks to Harribel he had an ace up his sleeve. Finding the Hokage tower closing in he took a quick look at Hinata to make sure she was presentable. She was not to say the least. Her jacket, shirt, pants, and bra were completely missing, as were her zori. All she had on was a small black thong, one that had the elders' names written all over it. He couldn't help when his gaze lingered on her large E cup breasts. He mused that she must have been an early bloomer for the diet and supplements to have affected her this much at such a young age.

"Don't worry Hinata I'm not going to hurt you. I'm going to protect you from those sick fucks, but you will have to trust me" said Naruto softly into her ear. His warm breath made her shiver and cling tighter to him.

'N-n-n-na-ar-uto k-k-kun" she stuttered out mortified that he was seeing her like this. Unshed tears finally started flowing down her porcelain cheeks at her shame.

"Why are you crying" he asked confused.

"Naruto she is most likely embarrassed, and probably thinks you will think less of her for you seeing her in this state of undress. She thinks you will consider her a slut, for looking like she does" explained Cirucci calmly, though on the inside she was fuming at the Hyuuga. They all were.

'Don't worry Hinata, I don't think any less of you for this" said Naruto with a gentle smile.

"B-b-but I-I-I-I'm…" she started, but was cut off with a finger from Naruto.

"We'll talk later, right now; you and I have other things to worry about. If you trust me, and go along with what I suggest to the hokage, I can guarantee lifelong protection from the Hyuuga doing…that to you" said Naruto spitting the word that with venom. They reached the window to Sarutobis' office and Naruto slung his coat over Hinatas' shoulders to give her some decency. He then smashed through the window and landed right in front of the hokage Hinata still wrapped in his arms.

"Naruto! What is the meaning of this" asked Sarutobi.

"Ok short version, the Hyuuga have been planning to use Hinata as breeding stock for years, today was to be the day they raped her and stole her virginity but I intervened and brought her here for protection" said Naruto very quickly.

"How can I help, Hiashi can write most of this off as a clan affair, so my hands are tied" said Sarutobi in a rage.

"Ah but there is something I can do that you can help with. Hinata I know this is sudden, but I know how I feel about you, and I know how you feel about me. Will you marry me" asked Naruto falling to one knee and gently grasping her hand. She gasped in surprise and it only took her a second to decide.

"YES OF COURSE I WILL" she shouted at the top of her lungs, glomping on to Naruto happily.

"Ok that helps, but it doesn't solve the problem" said Sarutobi with an eye twitch.

"It does once you sign the papers saying we are officially married" said Naruto.

"I refuse. You two are too young…" started Sarutobi only to be cut off.

"And if I give you the secret to beating paper work" said Naruto. In a flash of light the whole paper was filled out with Sarutobis signature still smoking.

"Ok sign here, here, and here. Good by the powers vested in me as your lord hokage I now pronounce you husband and wife. I now present Mr. and Mrs. Naruto Uzumaki, NOW GIVE ME THE SECRET" shouted Sarutobi with a maniacal gleam in his eyes. He was just starting his final sentence when Hiashi and the elders burst in. Hearing his proclamation they started an uproar.

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE"

"YOU CANNOT DO THIS"

"HOW DARE YOU" and so on. This continued until Hiashi spoke.

"What is the meaning of this Sarutobi" the lack of honorifics and respect, along with his Byakugan being activated, were clear indications that he was pissed.

"Oh I'm just marrying these two young love birds, inadvertently protecting one from rape by her own clansmen" said Sarutobi an evil glint in his eyes. Busted, they were screwed and they all knew it.

"And what was the secret you mentioned" asked one of the elders with a glare.

"The secret to defeating paperwork. He knows it and is willing to teach me. Finally I will have my Sarutobi time" replied the elderly man with drool coming down his face.

"Bah as if this boy could possibly know the secret to defeating that evil" spat Hiashi.

"Since it appears that the teme here has to deal with the problem just like you, I'll give it in riddle. The key to defeating your greatest enemy lies with your friends in the shadows. They mask their appearance and departure with smoke and everything you know they know. When they learn, you learn" said Naruto as he flew off with Hinata in his arms bridal style. The Hyuuga were stumped while Sarutobi held a gob smacked look. He took out a single piece of paper with a circle and writing on it. He stuck it to the wall and looked at it. The writing was in the center of the circle and said "when you discover the secret to defeating paperwork, place on wall and bang head here, signed Minato Namikaze". Sarutobi did just that, slamming his head repeatedly on the wall yelling "STUPID, STUPID, STUPID" over and over again.

"Did you actually get anything out of that" asked a confused Hiashi.

"STUPID, and to think they called me the "Kami no Shinobi", how the hell did I miss this" said Sarutobi to himself.

"Hokage sama what did you get out of that" asked Hiashi again.

"It is so simple Hiashi. A ninjutsu that can decimate paperwork. I'll have to rename it. I think yes…PAPERWORK ASSASSINATION NO JUTSU" shouted Sarutobi creating five shadow clones that all began attacking the evil stacks of paper with fervor. It only took a half hour, but every last scrap of paper was signed and properly noted. The Hyuuga were awestruck at seeing how quickly it was done.

"Shadow clones…FUCK" shouted Hiashi at the top of his lungs.

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(Back with Naruto and Hinata)

"What was that" asked Hinata curiously.

"Your father, and I use that term in the loosest possible manner, just discovered that he can never use the secret to defeating paperwork. Considering your clans flawed belief of only using taijutsu, and the secret is a ninjutsu. Shadow clones, I can't believe the old monkey never thought of it before" said Naruto flatly. While Harribel gave him control of his emotions he still showed next to nothing as Ulquiorra.

"So what happens now" she asked curiously.

"Next, comes the bow chika bow wow" said Grimmjow perversely. This caused Hinata to blush scarlet and the female Arrancar in Narutos head to bash his brains in.

"Ignoring Grimm nisan, we first get you clothed and then get some food. Afterwards we'll get you some new cloths, and then we need to sit down and I'll explain some very important things to you" said Naruto ignoring the sounds of immense pain coming from his head. So they did just that, Hinata was clothed in a set from Nelliel, considering they were the most modest he had, though they still showed her figure off excellently. Naruto took her to the only place that was kind enough to let him eat there, Ichiraku ramen.

Naruto and Hinata sat there eating their ramen in relative peace, simply enjoying each other's silent company. Both couldn't help but think marriage would be rather nice if they could enjoy such a simple thing as the company of the other. It showed that they didn't need anything else but the other to be happy. Unfortunately all good things must come to an end, and it just so happen that this time is because of a certain flea-bitten mutt.

Kiba strode arrogantly into the bar and upon spotting Hinata with Naruto let out a low growl. Not even considering the consequences of his actions he grabs Hinata by her arm and nearly pulling it out of the socket jerks her away from Naruto. She lets out a small gasp of pain and fights to keep her balance. Even though he was acting as Ulquiorra, Naruto still felt a wave of anger rip through him when he saw Kiba manhandling his wife.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing bitch? You shouldn't be hanging around this worthless dumbass. You should be at home learning how to properly please a man. That's all you'll be good for anyways" said the dog using nin harshly. His words struck deeply in Hinata hitting right in her weakest point, her confidence. However his voice, being almost a shout, was heard by a number of people including Teuchi, Ayame, and of course Naruto.

"Get out of my stand, and I don't ever want to see you here again" said Teuchi darkly holding his knife like a trained expert. It was a little known fact that Teuchi used to be a ninja, one of ANBU rank. Though he spends most of his time as a cook, he never let his skills get rusty. Ayame simply glared at Kiba with no small amount of disdain.

"Fine. Come on bitch, it looks like I have to teach you your place" said Kiba as he tried dragging Hinata away only to be kicked in the face, forcing him to let go. He flew out of the stall and rolled a few feet away, his nose obviously broken and bleeding profusely. Everyone looked to the source of the kick to see Naruto had changed from Ulquiorra to Nnoitra, and he was PISSED.

"You know dog breath, I could legally kill you if I wanted to. Despite you being a clan heir, and a fellow ninja, I could slaughter you with absolutely no repercussions from either your clan or the council. You wanna know why? You just simultaneously assaulted a comrade, and attempted to kidnap another man's wife. Either offense is punishable by death, at the discretion of the persons assaulted, mind you" said Naruto with a whale like grin on his face as he hefted his gargantuan weapon. Kiba got up and scoffed, looking at Naruto with pure loathing.

"Bullshit. She's just another whore for us to get our rocks off on. There is no one in this entire village aside from her clan of freaks who would want to marry her. All she is good for is a quick fuck…" he shouted before being cut off by another kick, this one to his stomach. Kiba doubled over clutching his gut as he spewed the last thing he ate all over the streets.

"Say that shit one more time. Give me another reason to kill you and I swear you will die" said Naruto in the most menacing voice anyone had ever heard. You could almost feel your blood start to freeze in your veins. For once though the dog using nin believed that discretion was the better part of valor and started away only to be interrupted.

"What is going on here" asked the voice of one Hiashi Hyuuga as he strode self importantly along the streets.

"Oh I was just showing the teme here that you don't mess with another man's wife without consequences" said Naruto making Hiashi flinch.

"Ah. About your marriage to Hinata, I was hoping I could persuade you to annul it and give her back to the Hyuuga clan. We will be willing to negotiate a compromise that will be mutually beneficial" said Hiashi in a semi hopeful tone. He knew any violent action against the blond or his, for now, wife would be met with swift and devastating retribution by the hokage, who had become even stricter since the boy had given him the keys to his freedom. Everyone was shocked however to hear that Naruto really had married the Hyuuga princess.

"How about this…GO BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. Do you really think after all the trouble I went through in saving her, I would just give her back to you all pell mell, FUCK THAT SHIT" shouted Naruto with an eye twitch. Hinata felt a slight flutter in her chest at hearing how her husband was turning down her former father. She silently strode up behind him and grabbed the back of his shirt while resting her head on his back. Hiashi noted this with a raised brow.

"What if I can guarantee that you will be given the rights to having her first as well as impregnating her first" bartered Hiashi not caring that the general populace could hear him talking about his daughter like a common whore.

"That is not your choice. Hinata agreed to marry me so it was HER choice. When she is ready is the time she will give that gift" said Naruto locking eyes with Hiashi.

"Damn it boy, we spent years perfecting her for this. You can't simply take away 10 years of hard labor and hog it all to yourself, we trained her to be OURS" said Hiashi.

"No Hiashi, you spent years forcing your daughter to be what she never wanted to be. Now she has freedom, and the only way she will ever become what you want her to be, is over my rotting carcass. And we all know how many times people tried that already, don't we Hiashi" asked Naruto with a sadistic smirk, reminding the clan head of all the times his family attempted to assassinate the young man. He seemed completely immune to the Jyuuken.

"Last chance for a fair deal boy. After this we will not rest until she is back in our grasp, and when she is it will be much worse for her" said Hiashi activating his Byakugan.

"I will never allow you to take her Hiashi. I swear on all that I am if I have to eradicate your entire clan to keep her safe, there will not be a single infant left" threatened Naruto making the crowd gasp. It wasn't even the threat that made them gasp; it was the look in his eyes. A look of certainty and power that told no lies. Hiashi even backed a step away. Knowing that the boy was mostly immune to their attacks would make him formidable, but his near limitless stamina, and , if he had heard correctly, high level of skill with a weapon would make him damn near unbeatable.

"A challenge then. If you can beat just ONE of my clan, we will leave her alone. However if you lose, she comes with us and you die" said Hiashi thinking of the perfect pawn for this.

"Accepted. Meet me in the Chunin exam arena, oh and bring a body bag, your clan will need it for the one you lose" said Naruto as he went to pay only for Teuchi to wave him off.

"I think in this instance the Inuzuka clan can pay for your meal, Naruto. Enjoy your time with your wife, ja ne" said Teuchi happily.

"And the same to you oji san. See you later, you too Ayame chan" he called as he scooped up Hinata and leapt off to wait at the arena.

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Alright people that's a wrap. Finally this chapter is done, and my brain is leaking out my ears from working so hard. Still it was an attempt to please you so I hope you all enjoyed it. Not much to say on my end, except please review or flame, you know me, Ja ne.