Hi, and welcome to my newly refurbished profile page. Cookies on the table to your left, endless puns to the right.

Five points if you know where my profile pic comes from.

My name’s Tamara. It rhymes with “camera” and sounds nothing like “Camaro” or “tomorrow”. I’m rubbish at drawing, but I’ve always enjoyed writing. I’ll warn you now that I don’t put too much effort into my fanfiction writing; the early fics were all trash (TRASH) and the more recent ones I write for fun. I try to take the show or book and look at it from a new perspective, or hone in on a specific detail or set of details and branch off from there. I used to cater to popular ships and tired clichés, but now I write stories I think I’ll enjoy writing, even if nobody ever reads them. And since I’m just here to enjoy myself, I only ever publish first drafts.

That being said, if you want to give me critique on how to make a story better, I’m listening. Constructive criticism is awesome, and if I still have the original document handy, I’ll probably make adjustments and improvements if I agree with your criticism (and I usually do).

Onto other things. On top of the time I spend writing original fic, I've got that good ole college life to deal with (UCSB!). So...I don't update often. Not gonna lie. But then I’ve always had trouble prioritizing the important things in life. Except good. I always prioritize food. Always. (and I wonder why I never lose weight)

Pro tip: Don't ever give me your phone number because I will only ever text you random song lyrics and other gibberish. Just ask my buddiez florairmatylee and bs13.

While I'm giving shoutouts, here are my recommendations:

My Stories:
Scroll to the bottom of the page for links and full summaries.

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ANCIENT HISTORY: (as xX-T.Luv-Xx)

(Aka pure newbie trash. Taken down.)

Couples & Competitions
The Mark of Athena, my version
Some Secret Series fic I cannot remember the title of

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DARK AGES: (as xX-T-Luv-Xx)

(From when I was still learning the ropes. If you like good fiction, avoid these stories at all cost.)

Reminiscing in the Chamber - Oneshot.
Learning to Love Him - Complete multific
The Life of Ariana Dumbledore - Oneshot
The Definition of Friendship - Incomplete multific

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RENAISSANCE:

(My return to fanfiction writing after a long break. Stories with decent writing, lame-ish concepts, but in small bite-sized pieces. Nothing exciting, but enough to make me confident enough to try bigger projects)

The Worst Story Ever - Oneshot. Danny Phantom. A parody on all things Bad on this website.
Within Mt. Saint Helens - Oneshot. Percy Jackson. A scene from Book 4, but from a new POV. Percabeth-centric.
MOM! - Oneshot. Ouran High School Host Club. Manga-based, and family-focused. A scene from a new POV
The Usefulness of Carrying a VHS Player - Oneshot. My pride and joy. Zoey 101, but it's about a character that literally had one line in a five-minute clip that arguably isn't even canon, so if you never watched Zoey 101, trust me, you won't have trouble understanding.

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CLASSICAL PERIOD:

(Basically, now. Me expanding my newly-developed writing skills/styles into multifics, AUs, drabbles, and more uncharted territory.)

Sandy Blue Blonde Orange - Short completed multific. Percy Jackson. Time travel AU that has a sneaky twist that makes me happy.
A Trickle of Doubt - Short in-progress multific. Percy Jackson. All about Paul Blofis, because the concept is interesting. Might turn into a reveal fic.
Saving The Jerk Who Dumped Me - In-progress multific. Avatar: The Last Airbender. A what-if story that's fun to write. 100% Maiko.

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UPCOMING:

(Stories I'm thinking about but won't write until I finish ToD and STJWDM. If you have a preference between these, or a new prompt idea, PM me.)

Major Fandoms:

Ships: