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![]() Author has written 8 stories for H2O: Just Add Water. Lady Gaga taught me its okay to be different Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through Travis taught me how to be generous Taylor Swift taught me not every guy/girl is going to treat me right Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me I love music, it makes my life worth living. Fergie taught me how to spell Glamorous Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell bananas Iyaz taught me how to spell solo Ke$ha taught me how to spell Dinosaur I love music and it is clearly helping my education. Random Sarcastic Junk. One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now. If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer! Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? If two wrongs don't make a right...try three. When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies. Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that! My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious. if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'! OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give fuck about' notebook. yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid. warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.! I don't obsess, I think intensely! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda." I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned. "The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf." "Nobody move! I dropped my brain." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "He who laughs last didn't get it." Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. -Education is important; school however, is another matter. I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it. -Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder! -Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. -I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist. -If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. -Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? -There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. -Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed. -High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. -People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House. -I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. -I do not deny everything. -Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage. Love me or take over...hate me. Personally I could care less -Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us -Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. -Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over... I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape Life's tough...Get a helmet I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now! SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again... If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet! What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' "If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words." Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way. Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum? People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can. Normal is just a setting on washing machines. An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends I ran with scissors, and lived! My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN" BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Pick 5 TV shows you like without reading the questions: 1. Big Bang Theory 2. H2o Just Add Water 3. Dance Academy 4. Pretty Little Liars 5. Criminal Minds 1. Who is your favorite character in 2? Rikki Chadwick 2. Who is your least favorite character in 1? I hated Priya. I'm so glad she's gone. 3. What’s your favorite episode of 4?
4. What is your favorite season of 5? Season 7. 5. What’s your favorite relationship in 3?
6. How long have you watched 1?
7. How did you become interested in 3?
8. Who is your favorite actor in 4?
9. Which show do you prefer 1, 2, or 5? The Big Bang Theory. 10. Which show have you seen more episodes of 1 or 3?
11. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be? Wow. That's a toughie. I would probably be Hanna so I could date Caleb. 12. How would you kill off your favorite character in 5? I would hate to kill Reid! But if I had to I would have him and everyone else on the team die in a plane crash. The show can't go on without Reid! 13. Would a 3/4 crossover work? Dance Academy and Pretty Little Liars. No I could not see that working at all. 14. Give a random quote from 2.
15. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple. Stewart and Raj. I really wish Raj was gay. 16. Overall, which show has the better cast, 3 or 5? I would say Criminal Minds has a better cast. 17. Which has the better theme music, 2 or 4? This is impossible. I love both the songs so much. But I have to go with H2o. Pick your top 10 ships without reading the questions:
2. Zane/Rikki 3. Bay/Emmett 4. Penny/Leonard 5. Will/Rikki 6. Ethan/Abigail 7. Christian/Kat 8. Rollins/Fin 9. Ash/Rikki 10. Cat/Andre 1. Do you remember the first episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6? Ethan/Abigail I think the episode of Showcase, but I'm not 100% sure. 2. Have you ever read a FanFiction about 2?
3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture?
4. If 7 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be? Christian/Kat They've already broken up, and I can't say I was surprised when they did. 5. Why is 1 so important? Reid/Morgan Because Reid needs love too. 6. Is 9 a funny or serious ship? Ash/Rikki They definitely aren't a serious ship. It's just a couple my demented mind thought could be cute. 7. Out of all the ships, which ship has the strongest chemistry? I would say Zane/Rikki or Ethan/Abigail. 8. Out of all ships which has the strongest bond?
9. How many times have you watched/read 10? Cat/Andre I've seen quite a few videos, but only a couple of stories. 10. Which ship has lasted the longest?
11. How many times, if ever, has 8 broken up? They've never actually been together so none. 12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would survive 2 or 8? I love Zane/Rikki more, but probably Rollins/Fin. I mean come on. They're already cop partners. 13. Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason? Christian/Kat They didn't hide their relationship, but they hide their feelings for each other. 14. Is 4 still together? Penny/Leonard Yes. 15. Is 10 canon?
16. If all 10 ships were put into a couple's Hunger Games, which would win?
17. Has anybody tried to sabotage 5's ship? Considering they were never together, that would be a no. 18. Which ship would you defend to the earth and beyond? Zane/Rikki 19. Do you spend hours a day going through FanFictions about 3? Bay/Emmett zero 20. If an evil witch came out of the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break up forever or else she'd break them all up forever, which ship would you sink? Out of the couples that are actually together, I would have to pick Penny/Leonard. Sorry :'( List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Emma 2. Cleo 3. Bella 4. Rikki 5. Lewis 6. Will 7. Ash 8. Sophie 9. Zane 10. Ryan 11. Denman 12. Nate 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Will and Denman. Gross. I've never even seen a fic and I wouldn't want to. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Rikki. Well I'm a girl. So I don't think she's hot, but I think she's pretty. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Nate got Sophie pregnant, maybe she would leave my Zikki alone! 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Zane. Yeah, there are a lot about him. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Cleo and Will. Yeah they could be a cute couple. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Lewis/Zane or Lewis/Ryan. Well I'll go with Lewis/Ryan because they can talk about science things. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? If Ash walked in on Cleo and Nate, I think he would be scarred for life. He would probably tell Emma. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Ryan actually likes Bella for more than her mermaid side. That's more than what can be said about Will. Bella and Ryan start an affair. What will happen when Will finds out? 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? Bella. Yes. 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Denman. I don't believe so. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Emma/Will/Nate. WARNING: this story will get very VERY weird. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Lewis. Like a couple weeks ago. 17. "(1) and (8) are in a happy relationship until (8) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (10) and a brief unhappy affair with (5), then follows the wise advice of (2) and finds true love with (6).
That. Is. So. Messed. Up. Sophie running off with Rikki. Emma/Ryan, Emma/Lewis, and Emma/Will. That is some crazy shit. List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Tara 2. Grace 3. Kat 4. Ethan 5. Abigail 6. Ben 7. Sammy 8. Christian 9. Sean 10. Miss Raine 11. Ollie 12. Mr. Kennedy 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Ethan is so hot. I want to marry him. I personally think he's the hottest guy on the show. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Mr. Kennedy got Christian pregnant, I think he might just might lose his job. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Abigail/Sean or Abigail/Miss Raine. I would have to go with Abigail and Sean because at least they're the same age. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? If Sammy walked in on Abigail and Mr. Kennedy making out, I think he would throw up and then pass out. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Miss Raine is more of a mother to Kat than her mother. So it's only fitting when Kat's needs motherly advice she goes to Miss Raine. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? Kat. Yeah. 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Ollie. Not that I'm aware of. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Grace/Ethan/Abigail. I don't believe so. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Tara/Ben/Mr. Kennedy. WARNING: this will be the weirdest, strangest, and creepiest story you will ever read. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Abigail. Last week 17. "(1) and (8) are in a happy relationship until (8) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (10) and a brief unhappy affair with (5), then follows the wise advice of (2) and finds true love with (6). Tara and Christian are in a happy relationship until Christian runs off with Ethan. Tara, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Miss Raine and a brief unhappy affair with Abigail, then follows the wise advice of Grace and finds true love with Ben. Well that is weird. Grace gave wise advice. Tara had a one-night stand with Miss Raine. I will be having nightmares tonight. Put your iPod on shuffle and copy down the songs. Opening credits: Wherever You Are -Ke$ha Waking up: Highway Don't Care -Tim McGraw (feat. Taylor Swift & Keith Urban) First day of school: I Can Do Anything -3OH!5 Falling in love: Sparks Fly -Taylor Swift Fighting: Laffy Taffy -D4L Breaking up: Sexyback -Justin Timberlake Driving: Want U Back -Travis McCoy (feat. Ke$ha) Flashback: U Ur Hand Mental Breakdown: Shake That -Eminem Wedding: The Story Of Us -Taylor Swift Birth of Child: I Knew You Were Trouble -Taylor Swift Final Battle: Alejandro -Lady Gaga Death Scene: One Less Lonely Girl -Justin Bieber Funeral: Evaculate the Dancefloor End Credits: Check Yes, Juliet -We The Kings |