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Okay, so this person, who goes by the names Lord of Kelvin, Georgeasaurus, and Ever heard of a dictionary, they are trying their best to eradicate this heaven online known as Fanfiction.net. They created a program called REDBOTTON that they are using to go through FF.nets stories and delete ones that are "smut", list stories, stories in chat format, or any stories that have even the slightest grammatical mistake. They go by LU. This is their website: http://

http:///2010/08/redbotton-issue-and-what-it-means-for.html

"The idea is to go through each fandom systematically and clean house until Lord Kelvin can finish the touches on the site wide program. After each fandom is cleaned it will then be used to scan all new stories being posted. " This RedBootton is violating the Terms of Service
on FFnet such as:
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favorite anime shows: Naruto, Inuyasha, nanaka 6\17, Death Note, Junjou romantica,and loveless

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Inuyasha, Totally Captivated, Death Note, Ultimo, Hikaru no Go, Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, InuBaka, and really anything Yaoi

Other favorite shows: Family Guy, Kappa Mikey, Avatar, Fosters, Hannah Montana, George Lopez, Gym Partner, I love New York, The Hills, High School Stories, spongebob, jersey shore, the office, SNL, Pretty Little Liars, Secret Life of the American Teenager, and Yugioh 3D's

Favorite quotes: "Belive It!", "What the Duce?", "Mikey dont stand on the funiture, Mikey dont feed the plants people food, Mikey dont draw on the paintings.", "Troublesome", " I got this!", "whappah!', "order me"

I SEE HIM! I SEE HIM!
-you see who!?
-the guy who screwed me and
dissapeared! He's wearing
clothes, but I'm positive
that's him!

"It's not rape, it's just sex you didn't know you wanted."-Youtube quote

"I am, Jiraiya, the epitome of manliness! I shall fall for no woman's wiles! When you're me, you only need to flash that sexiness to have women fall at your feet."- Jiraiya, Naruto.

Gai: Lee let me give you some Nice Advice! I don't think anyone has noticed yet,...but that gourd looks very suspicious.
Lee: I see...
Gai: Put that notepad away! You won't have time to look at that thing during the match.
Lee: I see...
Kakashi: He just noticed that?
Sakura: Is Lee gonna be alright?

"I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!"- Jiraiya

Naruto: It's here, it's finally here
Naruto: We're on the "Golden Time!"
Naruto: Starting today Naruto will be airing every Wednesday at 7:27 PM (Konohamaru, interrupts: Leader, leader...)
Naruto: Those who are watching Naruto weekly and those who are watching for the first time, enjoy the show
Naruto: All right, let's start the new opening song, "Haruka Kanata"
Konohamaru: Listen to me, Leader!
Naruto: What do you want, Konohamaru? I was on a roll
Konohamaru: It's still 7 pm right now
Naruto: What?
Konohamaru: We're 27 minutes early. Prince of Tennis is supposed to be on right now
Naruto: Wha...Wha...What should we do? What should we do? I already gave an introduction
Konohamaru: I'm not getting in trouble with you sighs
Naruto: I don't care anymore! We are going to start NARUTO poof, Naruto disappears
Kakashi: music starts Hey, Sakura, Sasuke. Naruto began the show on his own. Are you two ready?
Sakura: No, not yet. I'm not done with my packs yet
Kakashi: Where's the tape for the show?
Sasuke: It's not here yet.
Kakashi: Fine, I'll just dance or something. I mean, I'll go get the tape. While I'm gone, you guys keep the show running.
Sakura: shows her face ehhhhhh?! (what)
Kakashi: I'm counting on you, this is a mission
Sasuke: Hmph, A mission, eh? Fine
Naruto: pops up Allright, let's do it
Sakura: Hey, Naruto!
Naruto looks at Sakura
Sakrua: All this happened because you were hasty. Why don't you act like you're sorry
Naruto: Ouch... ouch... ouch
Kakashi: hmph, Go! Go!

"...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting." -Jace City of Bones

"I'll just have them change demonology text books from ‘almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec.He prefers his monsters really, really extinct. Will that make you happy?"-Jace

"Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me…Well, okay. Possibly more like me than you."-Simon City of something or another, i forgot

" I am a man, and men do not comsume pink bevrages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown."- Jace City of Glass

"Well, I'm not kissing the mundane,' said Jace. 'I'd rather stay down here and rot.'
'Forever? Said Simon. 'Forever's and awfully longtime.'
Jace raised his eyebrows. 'I knew it,' he said. 'You want to kiss me, don't you?'- Simon and Jace.

"Patince grasshopper," said Maia. " Good things come to those who wait."
" I always thought it was' good things come to those who do the wave.'" said Simon. " No wonder I have been confused all my life."
" Confused is a nice word for it," said Jace- Jace, Simon , and Maia

Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and dad won't be pleased if they find out."
"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'?"-Isabelle and Simon, City of Ashes

"You said you were going for a walk! What kind of walk takes six hours?"- Alec

Jace's eyes sparkles, but he said calmly, "Not at all. the Silent Brothers can help her retrieve her memories."
"You hate the Silent Brothers," protested Isabelle.
"I don't hate them," said Jace candidly."I'm afraid of them. It's not the same thing."
"I thought you said they were libarians," said Clary.
"They are librarians."
Simon whistled. "Those must be some killer late fees."- City of bones

"What's in it for me?" "A pack of smokes." Bichin!" -Naruto and Mizuke from Naruto the Abridged Comedy series show.

"I won't let you get away with your hastily thrown together evil plan." Naruto from Naruto the Abridged Comedy series show.

"Screw the ninja rules, i have lung cancer."Naruto from Naruto the Abridged Comedy series show.

"Maybe you should have skipped the lesson where they taught you how to be an unlikeable bitch."geez would you stop insulting me for no good reason already!" "I was talking to Sasuke." "He's just jealous because i aced that class."

"I dont mean nigga in a disrespectful way, i mean as a general term for a ignorant mother fucker."-Boondocks

"ENGLISH motherfucker! Do you speak it?" -Boondocks

"You'll be tasting a variety of liquids all right, but you ain't gonna be drinking them out no glass." "The only thing you'll be swishing around in your mouth is Penis Noir!" Keenan Thompson, Tracy Morgan, SNL: Scared Straight.

"The only Extra-terrestial you'll have to worry about is a 300-lb mexican man." "And you won't phone home, you'll phone the hospital and say 'I need a new Ass!'"Keenan Thompson, Tracy Morgan, SNL: Scared Straight.

"Here's the ocean and i crossed it. Now all the Natives got small pox." Keenan Thompson, SNL: Scared Straight.

"Prison, Prison Goopedy goo, a gang of Jamaicans is coming for you!" "They'll take you to the boiler room and lay you down flat!" "What does your rear-end think. of. that? It doesn't like the looks of it!" Betty White, Keenan Thompson, SNL: Scared Straight.

Me: My brother dyed his hair blonde, and then shaved it all off when my sister pointed out his eyebrows were black, only to realize the dye he put in his hair came out after 3 washes. Clare: Your family is F*ed up. Me: Yeah, I know.

Krystal: Why do you hate people? Me: It's not that i hate people, it's just that I've lost all faith in the human race.

"You named your cat pepermint Patty?" Me: Yep. "What are you on and where can i get some."

"Shut your whore mouth Kate!" -The laughing Bros Lost Parody Series.

DJ: Are you listening to Blah Blah Blah *Blah Blah Blah, think you'll be hittin this nah nah nah* Me: No...

DJ: Eli ran over his girlfirend! Me: He cut off his hand!

Hidan: I'm fucking immortal while you're gonna die of fucking alchahol poisoning!" -SakuraAkatsuki Drabbles: Life of a Ninja by Acid-chyan

'He smirked evilly, it was so evil, it could kill a kitten. But Itachi wouldn't care, afterall, he's so evil, he kicks puppies for fun.'- SakuraAkatsuki Drabbles: Life of a Ninja by Acid-chyan

"Yes, but colds are sneaky. They lull you into a false sense of security and the next thing you know- BAM you've got syphilis."-Sam Evans: Everything by nikkithedead

"I know you enjoyed setting things on fire when you were younger like all good little hoodrats, so do the honors for us, my brutha." Dr. Gregory House: Fire, Fruit, Paper, and Smex by SinSong

Favorite fanfics: " a new life in a new land", " naruto hatake" " Konoha's sun", " Insomnia", "Milk tea and thirteen sugars", "The dark horse", "Loving the unlovable", " ill be your daddy if you be my little shinobi", "forbidden", " What Lie Within" "The Engagement" and others

fav couples: tobi/deidara, Neji/tenten, Neji/naruto, Gaara/naruto, Fem naru/shika, Hinata/naruto, sakura/lee, Kakashi/anko,temari/shika, shika/ino, Naru/sasu, Soubi/kio, soubi/ritsuka, l/light draco/harry Sasu/Naru House/Wilson Kurt/Sam Kurt/Blaine Finn/Rachel Rachel/Quinn Kurt/Karofsky Magnus/Alec Clary/Simon House/Chase

I hate child abuse

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whoreI'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELEDI DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

You will always live within our hearts.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list if Itachi's death affected you greatly.
Show the world how much you care. Ilvecoffee-n-narutoYouth.

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

If you have an odd love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get really excited when they get a new review, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is really long, copy this onto your profile to make it even longer.

If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Midori, NejiTenfanforever, Deidara and Toshiros property, Uchiha Surane, Ayase Reincarnated, Uchihas1010yuuga, nejihyugahinata, Reckoning In Death, SkywardShadow, devotedtodreams, JohanAndersen, CrimsonAsh15, Ilvecoffee-n-narutoYouth

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession, place this on your profile.

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Copy this to your profile is if you swear that you are up to no good.

50 Things I’m Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." (Even though it is totally a good idea)

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." -but, but, but, its TRUEEEEE!

25) I will not make, "OMGWTH" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class sky-clad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

39) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

40) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

41) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

42) I will not lick Trevor.

43) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

44) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

45) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

46) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

47) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

48) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an acceptable career choice.

49) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

50) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

Name Your 12 favorite Glee Characters and answer the following questions about them:

1. Kurt2. Brittany3. Karofsky
4. Artie
5. Blaine
6. Coach Sylvester
7. Wes
8. David
9. Emma
10. Tina
11. Santana
12. Rachel

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
--Sue Sylvester/Santana-No! My eyes! Though, I’d have to say, that might be a bit interesting.
02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
--OMG, Artie is SOOOO hot. Like SO Hot.
03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Not sure if it would be physically possible for Rachel to get David preggers. That would be a shocker though, something that would totally be unexpected.
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
The only fic I read with Emma in it was Misfits, where Emma and Mr. Shue adopt most of the New Directions kids as their own. It is so good.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Brittany and Coach Sylverster. Definitely not. I prefer Brittana. That would be an interesting dynamic.
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Blaine/Emma or Blaine/Tina. I guess I’d have to say Blaine/Tina. Blaine/Emma would just be so strange, and I don’t even know how that’d happen.
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Wes walking in on Brittany and Rachel. I think he might stand there in shock for a few moments until someone noticed, and then maybe Brittany would ask him to join and then he’d run away.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Karofksy/Tina. I think this would be like a surprise friendship fic. Tina accidentally enters the boys bathroom and hears crying coming from a stall. Tina, not knowing it’s Karofsky, and not recognizing his voice (since he was crying) tries to comfort him through the stall door, and he ends up coming out to her. Wow, this sounds kinda sucky…I’m bad with summaries!
09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Kurt/David. Wow, Blaine would blow a gasket. I’d like to read something like that though.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Wes/Rachel. I actually like this couple. It’d take place while Kurt was still at Dalton. Rachel upset and not thinking clearly drives to Dalton to talk to Kurt only to realize he’s already gone when she meets Wes. Wes notices she’s upset and offers his shoulder to cry on, but since he’s the enemy she immediately refuses, and goes on about not trusting the enemy, and he shuts her up by pulling her into a hug and tells her that sometimes enemies could be friends. Title: Shoulder To Cry On
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Artie/Kurt. That‘s a toughie. Maybe they’ve been dating for a while…no I just don’t see how I could make this work.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Wes slash. WES/DAVID OF COUSE! PURE AWESOMENESS. Though, the other day, I did just read a wes/kurt fic.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Karofsky. I doubt it.
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Santana. A couple of people write her, but I don’t know of anyone that draws her.
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Brittany/Artie/Blaine. This makes sense in a kinda messed up way. Brittany and Artie, duh, but I believe that Brittany could successfully rope Blaine into a threesome (or maybe a foursome with Kurt)
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Tina. I think something along the lines of: I’m goth and Asian. Two times the dangerous. Don’t fuck with me.
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
David. Difficult. Maybe You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift for a David/Wes fic.
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Kurt/Sue/Rachel. Warning: Crackfickiness, fluff (Kurt/Rachel) and just plain child abuse
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Tina/Brittany. Probably something about magical creatures, like: A Unicorn told me that if you didn’t kiss me right now the leprechauns would loose their magic and then there would be no more gold. And that means a whole lot of leprechaun babies would starve and go homeless.
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Blaine. I’m actually reading one right now as I’m typing this. Blaine/Kurt.
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Sue Sylvester. I believe she actually likes the hair gel, and when she’s home alone, she slathers her naked body in it. God, that’s…..frankly disturbing actually.
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Santana/Emma. They’d both have to be drunk, super, super, SUPER drunk
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Karofsky/Wes Karofsky probably would, because though Wes is a bit more mature than him, I doubt he would really know how to handle the experience. Though, Wes probably wouldn’t get the chance to do anything to Karofsky, because David would probably kill him for fraternizing with the enemy, and then Blaine would bring him back to life and kill him again for being with the guy that ruined Kurt’s life.
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Kurt and Emma are in a happy relationship until Emma suddenly runs off with Artie. Kurt, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Santana, and a brief unhappy affair with Rachel, then follows the wise advice of Blaine and finds true love with Karofsky." WTF, just WTF! The end did kind of make sense, about him following the advice of Blaine and finding true love with Karofsky. I don’t see how Kurt could be in a relationship with Emma and then she runs off with Artie (because he can’t run). I see how I could make this work though! After a tough breakup with Blaine, Kurt swears off men because he sees that no other man could make him happier than Blaine did, and he enters counselling with Emma (who after high school was over (this story would take place about maybe a few months after school ended) became a certified therapist) and slowly after developing a pretty strong friendship with Emma, he deludes himself into thinking that he’s in love with Emma. So they start dating and eventually move in together. But one day Kurt comes home and finds Artie in his house with Emma making out with him. They say they’re in love and they leave. A few weeks later he bumps into Santana at a night club and they hook up in the bathroom under the influence of alcohol and broken hearts (Brittany just broke up with Santana because Santana wouldn’t commit to Brittany). Kurt decides to just leave Lima all together and the bad memories and move to New York to focus on his career. Kurt knows that his old friend, Rachel lives in the city so he goes to pay her a visit, which leads to him telling her basically everything that happened, and Rachel kissing him, which leads to more. After a few months Kurt has successfully landed a job as a star in a new Broadway production, yet he still doesn’t feel happy. He’s put everything he’s had into his relationship with Rachel, and although she’s happy, he isn’t and he’s forced to end it. A few nights later at the end of the first showing of his Musical (it was a huge success by the way) he walks into his dressing room and sees a familiar head of curly hair with a huge bouquet of roses. Blaine takes him out to dinner, saying that even though they broke up, Kurt was always his best friend, and he didn’t want that to end over a failed relationship. They re-exchange phone numbers and promise to keep in touch. One day Kurt finally works up the courage to tell Blaine about his failed relationship troubles since they broke up (oh yeah, Blaine lives in New York now, he’s a song-writer for a new musical) and Blaine tells him that he’s been playing it safe, only getting in relationships that he knows are going to end, and for him to just take a chance. A few weeks later, Kurt, remembering Blaine’s words, agrees to let his co-worker set him up on a blind date with her cousin. He goes to the restaurant to meet his date, and it turns out to be Dave Karofsky, and instead of disappearing, or saying it’s just some cruel joke, he takes a chance and finishes the date. And they all lived Happily Ever After. Hm…I kind of like this. I probably won’t write this, but anyone who happens to read this, feel free to write it, just send me a pm when you’ve published it so I can read it!
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Wes/David I would die from happiness. My life would be complete. I’d have my Klaine and my Wevid, both essential elements for the best story in the world.

RANDOM IPOD SHUFFLE GAME:

Opening Credits:

Uptown Girl-Dalton Academy Warblers

Waking Up:

Physical-Glee Cast

First Day At School:

Forget You-Glee Cast

Falling In Love:

We R Who We R-Ke$ha

Breaking Up:

Hell To The No-Glee Cast

Prom:

Gasoline-Britney Spears

Life's OK:

In This Club-Usher

Breakdown:

Thunder-Boys Like Girls

Driving:

Sweet Transvestite-Glee

Flashback:

Keep Your Head Up-Andy Grammer

Getting Back Together:

On The Floor-JLo

Wedding:

Perfect (Glee Cast)

Sex Scene:

Tik Tok (Glee Cast)

Birth of Child:

The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year (Glee Cast)

Final Battle:

Give A Little More (Maroon 5)

Death Scene:

Defying Gravity (Chris Colfer Version)

Funeral Song: Can't Be Tamed (Miley Cyrus)

Dance Sequence: Francis (Coeur de Pirate)

End Credits: Love Story (Taylor Swift)