You know you're obsessed with Criminal Minds when…..

You know when there's a marathon on three weeks in advance

Morgan and Garcia's conversations are the highlight of your evening

You tell everybody to "Shut Up!" anytime a Criminal Minds commercial on

You believe that Spencer Reid knows everything, even if he says he doesn't

When your family warns people about your obsession

You know the exact date and time of the Season 7 premiere

You look for Morgan when a door is locked

Someone creeps you out you immediately reach for your hip to grab your "gun"

You think of Morgan as a giant teddy bear

Criminal Minds is the only thing you watch on TV

You cancel a date because a Criminal Minds marathon is on

All you can do on a plane is compare it to the BAU's jet

You try to make coffee just like Reid does

You have every song used on the show on your Ipod

Becoming kidnapped is starting to look more and more appealing

You answer the phone with a snappy retort just like Garcia

You can't help but believe that everyone has a sinister motive for everything they do

You review an unrealistic cm fanfic saying that, that would never happen

You want to adopt Jack

Every time you get beat in an online game you can't help but think its Garcia

You want Morgan to be your protective older brother

You and Reid will get through his rehab "together"

You freak out if someone talks during Criminal Minds

You would do practically anything to guest star in the show

You have a framed picture of a character

You never get bored of the show, even if their re-runs

You've written an essay on serial killers

You planned on doing "Physics Magic" for your science fair

Okay well I think my last one was a little better but, hey I love feedback! :)