Hi all--

I am a communications and ballet student at UNM. My areas of expertise include paleoanthropology, dance, teaching kids how to sing, and taking care of cats. Notice that grammar is not on that list.

I am extremely susceptible to fandom mania, and I have had affairs with Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Twilight (yes, I'll admit it), Hunger Games, BBC Sherlock, Marvel's The Avengers, and my current partner, Divergent.

I ship pretty much anything canon with the additions of Remus/Sirius and Luna/Neville. Sherlock/John is okay-ish, but I like friendship better. Bring on the Four/Tris. (For some reason, the song "She looks so perfect" by 5sos really reminds me of their relationship. That may be because my brain makes awkward connections and Shailene Woodley used to work at American Apparel.)

I deal mostly in one-shots, sick!fic, and hurt/comfort. Romance is not really my thing. I tend to write first person closed in stream of consciousness style (I dislike writing dialogue, it takes too long!). Third person is becoming common too.

Here's my disclaimer (because I'd rather talk about hockey and food and school and crap in my notes): I don't own any fandoms! I totally wish I did!

Random things my fics reveal about me:

I have a HUGE girl crush on J Law

I love coffee, but can't stand how it screws with my system

I like hating on Haymitch

I'm single (and queer)

Check out my blog at http://