My name is Kenzie. I like to read, write, day dream, and watch TV. My user name means R-Rikki E-Emma C-Cleo H2O. Get it. I'm going to say this before anyone goes on to read anything I write. I CANNOT SPELL TO SAVE MY LIFE!! Please don't get mad at all the mistakis on here or in my stories.

Did You Know

-Emma from H2o is played by a girl named Claire, Claire from aquamermien is played by a girl named Emma, and both are about mermaids. I also know twins named Emma and Claire.

-Cleo Massy Plays Kim, or Cleo's little sister. Kyle Massy plays Cory on Cory in the House and That's So Raven.

-Every mermaid on H2o has a name ending in a voul. EmmA CleO RikkI BellA CharlottE GraciE JuliA LouisE EvA

Dreams of mine. Most of my friends say my dreams are not normal. You dicide. They also tend to invalve TV characters. Here are some of my dreams.

- I'm in a basment and my friend Kelsey is there and my whole forth grade class. It's thunder storming. I'm a mermaid and in a publice restroom stall. Everyone is in the girls bathroom handing me paper towles. Then I wake up.

-I'm trying to tell my friend Kelsey the mermaid dream, but I can't find her. It turns out that she and my friend Tia are watching me run around the naborhood with secret camers.

-I'm at a bording school with Alex, Justin and Max Rosso from WOWP. They are using there wizard powers to make the food fly around the lunch room. No one seems to notice thogh.

- (long one) Starts with me at the juice net watching Rikki brake up with Zane. (Which is before Rikki and Zane break up on the show) Then Cleo starts to flirt with him so Lewis slishes water on her and takes her outside. I follow. he then pins her down to the ground in plain sight. Then I follow some kids to a museum of somesort. There some lady askes us to choose partners. Some girl I've never met grabs my hand. (A kid I did end up meeting when my class had pin pales from an elemintry school) Then we go into this room that looks like a kid I babysit for's. We start to look for something. Then my mom says it's time to go, so me and this girl start to walk home on this highway of convarer belts. Then we get to these doors. We open one and in side my dad is standing there in a towl. Then Miley Swert knocks on the door, looking for Lilly. I Then follow her back to the museum and there is a fort biult with card bord blocks. Lilly is behind them. She asks if she can talk to Miley privetly, but two women are sitting across the room. So they put blankes over their legs. Then Cleo and Lewis walk in. Then I wake up.

- I was in the sixth grade wing at my school, (I'm in 8th grade) with the whole sixth grade. we were being seprated into groups of 20 or 30 and going into different class rooms. There the desks were in two lines with a wide isle. We all sate in differnt desks and stared to watch an episod of H2O. I think I said it was the 20th episode of the third seasson and it had a storm with a face chasing Rikki. (Which looked like when Rikki comfronts the water tentical alone) After that was over, my dance instructor and Corben Blue stared to teach us how to hip-hop dance, and I take Ballet, tap, and Jazz. Then I woke up.

-I'm at a resort, clubhouse place with my friend Kelsey, Hannah Montana, Lilly Truscot, Rikki Chadwick, Emma Gilbert, and two boys from my class, Nick Fox and Keven Bacross. We enter a race but lose because we went the wrong way. Keven said it was because we were all 14 (yes we were all 14, don't ask) Then we try to get a piture with a dolphin in a spiterman suit, but we can't. Then everyone but Lilly Kelsey, Rikki, Emma, and I went to Hannah Montana's graduation party. We stayed and watched the graduation movie. Then Kelsay, Rikki, Emma and I went outside. Thats when we saw danger coming, or black clouds. We went to worn everyone because thay were back. Then we went back outside. Thats when we saw man eating little people. One bit Rikki but let go because he did not like mermaid blood. We ran inside as the people ate random girls to stupid to move. We all then got on the bus. Kelsey and I were the last ones on and wanted to sit in front of Rikki and Emma because Rikki was getting sick from the bite, but Nick and Keven were sitting there. So we sat behind two random girls. I was about to go back inside to get the rest of my things and lock the doors when I woke up.

-I was babysitting for Kim Sintori and Elliot Gilbert at the beach. I turn around and Elliot is gone. So Kim and I start to look for him, but Kim has to go to the restroom. So I take her there, but leave her because I see a boy who looks like Elliot. I follow him to a room with a shower. I start to take a shower when I see stars. I Then go down the stars to see another shower. I look up to where the spooket should be and see the shower above it. I go down the rest of the stars and see both showers in the spooket. Then I remember Kim and go back nto the bathroom. She is upset with me. Thenm I wake up.

- I was with my brother, my friend Emma and her little sister Addy. We were at Miley Cyres's house. It looked like a school/hotel. My brother finds Miley's room and we go in and find an alam clock with things she does not want to think about writen on it. Playing on it was I Miss You (Probuly because I was lissoning to I Miss You at the time.) Then we are all sitting on a gient changing table. Emma My brother and I are trying to tell secrets without Addy hearing. So we are two inches from each other. Then I wake up.

-My friend is staying over at my house. She is acting nothing like herself. All she wants to do is eat the food set out for the party my mom is having, and hang out in my parents large closet. She keeps bracking the rules and startes to get on my nerves. It was nothing like normal life. The rooms were different also. I could look over the balkany to my kitchen, which I can't in real life. My parent's room also was mixed around quite a bit.

-I was at my friend Laura's house for a sleep over (her parents don't really allow sleep overs in real life) and after a while her mother said it was time to take a shower. So everyone at the party gets into thier swim suits and gets in the bath tub. Then her mom startes spraying us with the foset. After the shower everyone goes on a surch for their towles. After everyone finds their towles we all go to the beach to ride the waves on rafts. So we go out into the water and i see this boy from my english class, Ben. He is laughing at this old man who is drowning. Then I look further out and I see Emma, Cleo, and Rikki from H2o. They are also drowning (I don't know how sence they are mermaids but they were) Then I woke up.

-I'm trying to watch Princess Potection Program on DVR but I keep getting side tracked and having to rewind and watch the same part over and over again.

-My friend, Alex and I are at her house in CA in her living room that looks like mine. My dad had rented an H2o movie (Does not exist) that looked like one of the older movies. After we watched it Alex's dad tells us to diliver my dad two chairs. So we step out of her house to be standing next to my naborhood pool. (we don't even live in the same state) After dilivering my dad the chairs, I woke up.

-Rikki was kidnapped and Cleo Emma and I were doing all these weird things to find her.

-That Alice and Edward Cullen and I were on some weird soapopra where this other girl had to buy a gift basket full of spongebob itams and we had to give it to some sick person.

-I'm at my house where the man eating little people from before are in my non-excistent basement. The kill some guy and drag him to my bathroom where he stays while the police investigate. It's creepy because the guy is all cewed up and black like he had been burnt. Then while my friends Emma and Claire and I sort through disney Mainia CDs my brother makes these two towers of random objects bigger then my house. Then three girls I have never seen before come and knock it down. Then i wake up in the FREEZING atic at my friends house. (Never watch twilight and talk about neetals before you go to bed.)

-I was married to edward cullen, I was a vampire, I had two kids named kaiden, and Keina, and we all lived underwater in a 3 story apartmant.

-I'm babysitting like 5 babies at once. I'm not really happy about it so I hire a seperate babysitter for each baby and go for a bike ride with my mom to the beach. We sit on this bench on the beach then a tital wave cames and gets me and my mom wet so we go to a groshery store to change but someone is in the girls bathroom so my mom is telling me to change in the parking lot while my friend Kelsey, who is aparently the owner's daughter, is telling me to change in the boys bathroom.

-My friends Emma and Claire and I are in some sort of school. we are running around looking for something when their mother comes up and says we need to get dressed in these fancy dressess and get in a limo.

-I'm at this school and my friend dana from 5th grade wants to be in my class really bad and ask if I could skip class to be in her class. And she dose all this crazy stuff to get me in her class.

-Emma, Rikki and I were trying to get rid of our mermaid powers on a loner eclipse. There were like twenty other mermaids trying to get rid of their powers too but we were the only ones who knew that we would get them back in thelve hours. We would get rid of our powers at 12:30 and it was 11:30. I was talking to my friend Kelsey and her friend Kathreen. They were also trying to get rid of their mermaid powers but they did not know about the telve hour thing like everyone else. then I woke up.

-I go to this weird bording school with 8 other girls who dress in these weird yellow body suits. There is this lady at the front desk who loves to get the 9 of us in truble. so when we go on a feild trip and show up to our next class late, she yells at me and I start to cry and sing this song call Imagin That (not a real song I think). Then I wake up.

-Rikki Cleo and I (as mermaids) were swimming in this weird pool were people saw what we were. So some person took us to my grandmother's house were she was asking if we had everything fro some sleepover. my cousen justin was with us. Then Cleo said she was going to take a bath, so Rikki and I got under towals. When we took the towals off our haeds we were at some camp. Then Rikki askes when lunch is like we had been there for a while. Some girl tells us it's when the whisle blows. Then we start talking about some water cannon we saw. Then we played on the playground. Some boy came up to me and asked if I could help him see the picture on his shoe. Then the whisle blow and I woke up.

-I'm at my school getting ready for an assembly staring my dance class and the class above me (I'm the only one in my dance class that goes to my school). The entire school is filled with girls as we all put on our christmas costumes. The only boy there was my boyfriend, who was esscurting the whole dance class everywhere in the school. He took us all to the cafiteria where the out of nowhere escolater in busted. so we have to take the stairs. then I wake up.

-I'm in Californa with Alex again. We are going somewhere and she and I ride with our fathers. At first I'm in the car, next thing I know I'm in the car seat, buckled up, outside of the car, and the car is ahead of me. I reach it and get back in to see Alex sitting with my life sized card bord cut out of edward cullen. Then we get to a hotel where we have to climb up a latter to get to our room on the 23 floor. On the way up, Alex loses a shoe and gets raped by the hotel maniger. it is also raining. When we get up all of our bags are magicly up there as well as the cut out of edward, but he had been ruined in the rain. We were trying to fix him when I woke up.

-I'm at some fancey house next to the ocean with some cave tunnel leading to the ocean to get inside and out. I look out the window and see over grown flowers and grass. In the grass and floweres there are cosses cut into them randomly around the yard. I jump into the tunnle and swim out. then I'm by some of the flowers. They are dead. My freand Laura comes by and touches them and the live again. then I wake up.

-I’m at this camp with my friend McKenzie. I am suppose to be in the same room as I was last time, but the furniture is different so me and the consular have to reorganize the room. The camp allows pets and my dog is there acting nothing like herself, she’s calm and just sitting next to my bed and letting me pet her. Then McKenzie comes in and asks if I can help her with her horse. So I go outside, with my dog on a leash, and try to help McKenzie get her horse from a truck to the building where we sleep. Then I woke up.

-I’m at my mom’s school, helping in the per-k room. There is an odd amount of kids and the teacher wants them all to get in groups of two, so one kid has to be with me. There is one kid who really wants to be with me, but another kid gets to me first. Then the teacher says it’s nap time and I got to this trailer to organize rocks on colored pencils. Then the per-k teacher and the kids, all lined up very nicely, come and tell me it’s time for the Greek Olympics, a project I’m doing that I didn’t remember finishing. When I get to the gym, there are banners lying out nicely. The one I said I did had an eagle on it. My friends, Jazzman and Proffit are there. Jazzman is wearing a shirt that has a circle in the corner. In the circle it say, “The Troop.” And has a number.

-I’m married to a cute guy. We live in a mansion with a bunch of annoying talking dogs. One seems like Total from Maximum Ride.

-I'm at school and everyone in my grade is going on a feild trip except me, who forgot to turn in the permision form. So I go to the library where they are having a book far. There I see only one copy of Angel, a Maximum Ride book that has yet to come out. I buy it right before I wake up.

-It's Holloween and me and my brother are about to go trick-or-treating when a jet crashes into a skyscraper outside of our non-existent apartment complex and lands right in front of me. then I wake up.

-It's my birthday party, and a lot of my friends, all girls, are naked in my very large bathtub, which I do not own. Then one of my guy friends walks up and sees us all. So we freak out and shut the door. After a while, we all get dressed and go downstairs to find a lot more guests, including one of my friends aunts with a baby. All the guest are eating easy mac. There is none left for me, then I wake up.

-I am at the beach, and me and my friend Megan are trying to get our friend Tia to come out from under and unbrella. When she wont, we go inside to find two boys from our class playing with dolls and polly poctets.(Something I see them do later when we are on our way to a field trip) We do not find this weird and sit down and started playing with them. Then I wake up.

My Fav. Shows

H2O: Just Add Water

The Secret Circle

Wizards Of Waverly Place

iCarly

Saddle Club

True Jakson VP

Avitar: The Last Airbender

Full House

Suit Life On Deck/ Suit Life Of Zack and Cody

Pinguens of Madigascar

Monk

Psych

The Troop

Ghost Whisper

Victorious

Charmed

Pair of Kings

Danny Phantom

Pretty Little Liars

Nine Lives of Chloe King

Vampire Diaries

Switched At Birth

The Lying Game

My Fav. Books

Beacon Street Girls

Uglies

Babysitters Club

Any book by: Mary Downing Hanh

Gallager Girl Seires

Twilight saga

Ghost Huntress

Maximum Ride

Forgive My Fins

Fins are Forever

My Fav. Couples

Zikki (It's fun to say. Zikki Zikki Zikk)

Clewis

Emmash

Clane

Lewis/Rikki

seddie

loiver

Cammie/Zach

Alice/jasper

Bella/edward

Rosalie/emmett

Esme/Carlisle

Will/Bella

Will/Rikki

My Fav. Quotes

"Don't start thinking you know everything about me..." Rikki-H2O

"Bottom line I'm hard to figure out..." Alex-Wizards of Waverly Place

"He doesn't know he doesn't like half of you, so just make him think the half of you he likes is all of you, just as long as the other half keeps her mouth shut, the three of you will make a buitiful couple" Lilly-Hannah Montana

"With out knowing what I am and why I'm here, life is impossable" No idea-out of an English text book (No Joke)

"Your a mermaid! You've got some serous kick but supper powers. They don't know who they're dealling with." Rikki-H2O

" Oh so it's my fault. Everything in the whole world is my fault." Emma-H2o

"What kind of truble could miss orginized Emma have possably gotten herself into?" Rikki-H2o

"Don't be stupid, it's not smart." Dude from Extrem makover-Funniest home videos

"If you want to fly like a butterlfy, don't flap like a crow." Charlotte, Lewis, Cleo-H2o

"I tuched the moon." Cleo-H2o

"The moon is silver, I like silver!" Cleo-H2o

"Yes Lewis L. E. Wis Lewis." Lewis-H2o

"Being normal is vasly overraded." Aggie-Halloweentown

"Lewis, speak, like a normal person." Rikki-H2o

"Everybody is afraid of something, but you, you're amazing." Lewis-H2o

"I may seem tough but I'm easly hurt." Emma-H2o

"Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat." Josh, Cammie, Liz-I'd Tell You I Love You but Then I Would Have To Kill You

"Welcome to spy school."Bex (in british acsent)-I'd Tell You I Love You but Then I Would Have To Kill You

"... as I started to cry. But that's a girl's right-isn't it? To cry sometimes for no reason? Really when you think about it, that oughtn to be writen in the Constitution. Maybe I'll break into the National Archives sometime and write that in. Bex would totally help me. Somehow, I don't think the Founding Fathers would mind." Cammie (sorta)-I'd Tell You I Love You but Then I Would Have To Kill You

"It's all fun and games until someone gets their memory erased." Cammie-Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy

"... I was beginning to get a little resentful that I had not tacken the time to go steal some M&M's from my mom's desk, because, frankly, a two-year-old Tic Tac simply doesn't satisfy the hunger of a growing girl." Cammie (sorta)-I'd Tell You I Love You but Then I Would Have To Kill You

"Lewis, you really let me down. I always thought that you were on my side and I was on yours. I thought deep down that you... um... still cared for me. But I guess I was wrong." Cleo-H2o

"Ordenary is boring." Rikki-H2o

"How oppossed are you to grand thef adto?" Alice-New Moon

"Your Kidnapping me aren't you." Bella-Eclipse

"What if I'm not the hero, What if I'm the bad guy." Edward-twilight

"Rikki can I have a word?"-Will "Ok which would you like Cheater, User, or how about my favorit, Bye." Rikki-H2o

Holding an emty balloon-"we could see how many of these we can blow up"-Zane " You want be to blow up ballowns, Ok"-Takes hand and heats up a balloon enough to pop it-Rikki-H2o

"There's just something creepy about flying babies with bows and arows" Rikki-H2o

"You're weird"-Will "I Know, I am seeing someone, but there is no cure."-Lewis-H2o

"Is he a little funny in the head" Angela to Lewis-H2o

"This might hurt just a little." Jane-New Moon

"Don't trust a Vampire, trust me." Edward-New Moon

"Your a figde with wings. We're fricken Ballet Dancers." Fang-Maximum Ride

"Normal's boring," A guy whos name starts with an " Andre- Victourious

"I feel like pudding, pudding with nurve endings, pudding in great pain." Gazzy-Maximum Ride

"You really need to learn how to knock. What if I was indecent?" a naked Damen-Vampire Diaries

Songs That Go Good With Shows/Books

The Way I Loved You-Selena Gomez- H2o- Cleo/Lewis 3rd season

Breathe-Taylor Swift-Twilght's New Moon- Edward leaving Bella

See U in The Dark-Honor Society- Lewis to Cleo

Change-Talyor Swift-Maximum Ride

Coppie and Pased Thingies

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1)Rikki

2)Emma

3)Cleo

4)Zane

5)Lewis

6)Ash

7)Charlotte

8)Nate

9)Byron

10)Meriom

Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

No I don't think Meriom and Lewis make a good couple

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

I'm a girl I can't really say Cleo's hot

What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

If Ash got Rikki pregnant I don't think Emma would be to happy

Do you recall any good fics about 9?

I don't think there are any. If there are I don't know how good they would be.

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Well I don't think Emma likes Charlotte that way, or at all for that matter

What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9?

I don't think Zane should date Nate or Bryon

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

She would probobly tell Lewis just to get Cleo's her nerves. Then she would tell Emma to gat on Byron's nerves

Make a twenty word summary for a 2 and 6 fic.

They loved each other, but what would happen if one has to leave. Will the other be upset? Or will he move on? Read and find out. Emmash.

Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10?

Well Meriom was Zane's ex I think ther is a little fluff

Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic.

Picking Up The Pices: After Zane and Cleo leave

What kind of plot would you use for 4 and 1?

A lot of mushy relationship stuff between Zane and Rikki

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

There aren't any. if Charlotte liked Byron a lot of problems would be fixed.

Ifyou wrote a songfic about 10 what song would you use?

I would use Tear Drops On My Guitar by Taylor Swift

-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

-cian's notebook because it would only give you night- (The Name Of This Book Is Secret)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

nothing

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

H2O: Just Add Water seasson two episod four Fire and Ice

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:15am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:23am (I was really close)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

the click of the keybord and my stuffy nose

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

yesterday afternoon coming home from school

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Rikki01's profile

9. What are you wearing?

pink, and black jim-jams (love that word)

10. Did you dream last night?
yes It was about me at school, in the sixth grade wing, (I'm in 8th grade) with the whole sixth grade. we were being seprated into groups of 20 or 30 and going into different class rooms. There the desks were in two lines with a wide isle. We all sate in differnt desks and stared to watch an episod of H2O. I think I said it was the 20th episode of the third seasson and it had a storm with a face chasing Rikki. After that was over, my dance instructor and Corben Blue stared toi teach us how to hip-hop dance, and I take Ballet, tap, and Jazz. Then I woke up to my alarm clock.

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was reading Avitar Rikki's profile

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

a coppie of the Decloration of Indapendence (I'm in my dad's office)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

a car with over 20 antenas

14. What do you think of this survey?

Odd

15. What is the last film you saw?

Twilight

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy

plane ticket to Australia abmission into the same sea world H2O is filmed, and vacation house in Australia

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I want to live in Australia, Become a mermaid who has the power to burn thing but I'm deathly afrad of fire

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make it so everyone could get food and a shelter

19. George Bush:

Whats imortent about him.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Rikki or Cleo

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Zane or Ash

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Did you look at questions 16 and 17?

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10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The difference between friends and best friends

F: Never asks for food or drink

BF: Is the reason your fridge is empty

F:Bail you out of jail

BF: In the next cell saying "Damn we messed up, again!"

F:Only knows a few things about you.

BF: Is writing a embarassing biography you don't know about as we speak.

F:Knocks on the door.

BF:Comes in saying "I'm Hoooooome" (This is the discription of my two best friends and their mom)

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I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. (same best friends same mom)

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile. (me and my friend's friend have a fast conversation to annoy her)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.( and some times how to spell it)

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

Now say the word "cow" after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now read from the bottom up:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Stuff I thought was funny!

When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons throw the back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Mackenzie

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Macizzle (Kinda guyist)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): purple dolphin

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Mackenzie

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Fogmafly

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Pink Soda

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): AGELLTH (kinda cool)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Elizabeth

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Asha

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Yaeh,and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!:

if you prefer emmett and jasper over jacob and edward, post this on your profile.

if you have over 100 songs on your ipod, post this on your profile.

Post this if you would rather have a few friends who you can trust, or a lot of friends with few you can trust?

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL:20

I'm a total girly-girl

~If you've ever starting randomly singing, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ipod Shuffle things (So pretty much most of my music)

Put your music on Shuffle and fill this out!!

Opening credits:One in This world-Haylie Duff

Waking up: Jericho-Hilary Duff

First day of school: Here I Am-saddle Club

Falling in love: Face In The Hall- Naked Brothers Band

Breaking up:Girlfriend(Nickalonden version)-Averil Lavigen/little mama

Driving:Simple Song-Miley Cyres

Flashback: If I didn't Have You-Emily Ozmend/Michle Mosso

Mental Breakdown: Someones watching Over Me-Hiary Duff

Getting back together:I Miss You-Miley Cyres

Wedding:Super Girl-Krystal

Birth of a child:Go Figure-Everlife

Final battle: I Want It All-Sharpy and Ryen Evens

Death scene: Reflection-Chistna Agluara

Funeral:Weird-Hiary Duff

End credits: Work This Out-Highschool Musical cast

I didn't like that much. I'm going to do it again.

Put your music on Shuffle and fill this out!!

Opening credits:Teardrops on My Gitar-Talor Swift

Waking up: You're Everything-Kate Alexa

First day of school: The Boys are Back- Troy and Chad

Falling in love: If I Never Knew You-Cheeta Girls

Breaking up:Kiss The Girl-ColbieCaillat

Driving:Don't Walk Away-Miley Cyres

Flashback:Changing-Naked Brothers Band

Mental Breakdown: I'll Do Anything-Naked Brothers Band

Getting back together:Keep Your Mind Wide Open-Annasophia Rob

Wedding:One In This World-Hilary Duff

Birth of a child:As I Am-Miley Cyres

Final battle:Help Me Find My Way-Kate Alexa

Death scene: Reflection- Christena Agulara

Funeral:Breakaway-Kelly Clrakson

End credits:7 Things-Miley Cyres

This thing does not work, But I'm going to try one more time

Put your music on Shuffle and fill this out!!

Opening credits:Hello World- Saddle Club

Waking up:You're Everything-Kate Alexa

First day of school:If I Never Knew You-Cheeta Girls

Falling in love:If I didn't Have you-Emily Ozment/Mitchle Mosso

Breaking up:Be Good To Me-Ashley Tisdal

Driving:Reflection-Everlife

Flashback:Breakaway-Kelly Clarkson

Mental Breakdown: Wait For You-Elliot Yameen

Getting back together:Always-Saddle Club

Wedding:Jericho-Hilary Duff

Birth of a child:Why Wait-Belinda

Final battle:Bleeding Love-Leona Lewis

Death scene:Freckles-Natsha Benfield

Funeral:Burnin' up- Jonas Brothers

End credits:Fly away-Cheeta Girls

Now for a better mix of the three

Put your music on Shuffle and fill this out!!

Opening credits:Hello World- Saddle Club

Waking up:You're Everything-Kate Alexa

First day of school:Here I Am-saddle Club

Falling in love:If I Never Knew You-Cheeta Girls

Breaking up:Be Good To Me-Ashley Tisdal

Driving:Simple Song-Miley Cyres

Flashback:Changing-Naked Brothers Band

Mental Breakdown: Someones watching Over Me-Hiary Duff

Getting back together:Always-Saddle Club

Wedding:One In This World-Hilary Duff

Birth of a child:Why Wait-Belinda

Final battle:Bleeding Love-Leona Lewis

Death scene:Reflection- Christena Agulara

Funeral:Breakaway-Kelly Clrakson

End credits:Fly away-Cheeta Girls

1. Put your mp3 on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag your friends who might enjoy doing the game as well as the person you got the note from.

(THE SONGS UNDER THE QUESTIONS ARE MY ANSWERS)

1.IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Don't Wanna be Torn-Hannah Montana

2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Go Figure-Everlife (What?)

3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
I Though I lost You-Miley Cyrus (Huh)

DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Everybody's Cryed at Least once-Naked brothers band (I do not feel like that)

5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Tremble for My Beloved-Collective soul (is that a lifes purpose)

6.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Tonight-Kate Alexa (is that a Motto)

7.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
(You din't have to) Walk away-Mitchel Musso (What I didn't walk away from my friends)

8.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Hoedown throwdown-Miley cyrus (I do not)

9.WHAT IS 2+2?
Clair de lune-the apm orchustra (no it is 7)

10.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Girls just want to have fun-miley cyrus (I guess that make the most since and what is with all the miley cyrus songs

11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Halo-beyonce (What?)

12.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
More-selena Gomez (Huh)

13.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Full Moon Crazy-honor Society (Ok that is just funny)

14.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Poison ivy-jonas brothers (What?)

15.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Weird-Hilary Duff (I hope not)

16.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Fuego-Cheetah Girls (I really hope not)

17.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Burin' up-janas brothers (What am I some sort of fire magnet)

18.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Magic Carpet Ride-KMS (Well I guess I'm a which now)

19.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Waiting here-kate alexa (why would waiting be a secret)

20.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
You'r Everything-kate alexa (That is sweet)

21.WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Take a bow-Glee Cast (Why is taking a bow bad)

22."HOW WILL YOU DIE?
I'll be there for you-the rembrandts (aparently I will save you reader)

23.WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Decode-paramore (Yes decode it yourself)

24.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Nobody's home-avril Lavigne (why would that make me laugh?)

25.WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
GNO (girls night out)-Miley Cyrus (Why would that make me cry)

26.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Face in the Hall-naked brothers band (what?)

27.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Right here-miley cyrus (right her does not scare me)

28.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Fireflies-owl city (apparently fireflies like me)

29.IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Poker face-Lady ga ga (How can I cange that)

30.WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Magic-selena gomez (whoh I thought magic was my hobby)

31.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Real wild Child-everlife (Why would I do that?)

32. DO YOU FEEL HAPPY?

Everything is not what it seems-selena gomez (I'm happy or am I?)

33. HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

I miss you-miley Cyrus (I miss you reader, how can I find lifes purpose missing you?)

34. HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED MUCH IN YOUR LIFE SO FAR?

Just a Girl-Hammah montana (I just a girl don't push me)

35. IS MUSIC YOUR LIFE?

Here I am-Reneesandstorn (well i'm here)

36. ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP?

A white demon love song-The Killers (I guess that means yes)

37. ARE YOU POPULAR?

Average girl-emiley Osment (Im just average nothing spesial)

38. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD FASHION SENSE

ordinary girl-kate alexa (Now I'm ordinary)

39. DOES THE PERSON YOU LIKE LIKE YOU BACK?

Standing still-jewel (Don't get it)

40. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN NO-ONE IS LOOKING?

I let go-Kate Alexa (I guess I do)

41. ARE YOU A VIOLENT PERSON?

future love-varsity fan club (What?)

42. DO YOU HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE?

See you again-miley cyrus (I want to see you again reader)

43. ARE YOU A LONER?

before the storm-miley cyrus and nick jonas (I was before the storm)

44. DO YOU HAVE A LARGE CIRCLE OF FRIENDS?

Apologize-timbaland (what does that have to do with firends

45. ARE YOU STILL IN SCHOOL?

what did I do to your heart-jonas brothers (what does that have to do with school?)

46. ARE YOU HYGENIC?

Crazier-taylor swift (what does that have to do with Hygen)

47. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?

Naturally-selena gomez (What does that have to do with waking up)

48. WHAT WILL YOU THINK OF DIRECTLY BEFORE YOU FALL ASLEEP?

don't close the book-honor society (well i do listen to that song before bed)

49. ARE YOU A MUSICIAN?

breackaway-kelly clarkson (ok then)

50. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT NOW?

Leave out all the rest-linken park (well the song is playing)