A few mini-fics that are too short and/or too unfinished to be standalones. 16: "Harold Saxon," Sherlock repeated, "No, it doesn't ring a bell."

Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.

It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.

Sometimes the simplest explanation is the correct explanation. Sherlock & John and a little bit of Mycroft and LeStrade. No Hamsters were harmed in the writing of this story.

3.01-4.01. "I just want my senior year to be magic."

A bunch of one shots I wrote after I decided that Jim from IT worked at Reynholm Industries. Jim and his adventures as he tries to be a normal.

Yep, imaginative title, i know, but it's pretty much exactly what it says. A bunch of random little fics that just pop into my head every now and then. Enjoy.

John/Sherlock drabble collection, will attempt daily updates. Will mostly be getting together, flirting, and hurt/comfort, with some established relationship.

My usual fandom catch-all for drabbles, ficlets, and oneshots. Gen. Will contain anything from fluff to crack to h/c and heaven only knows what else. This: Sherlock returns, and while most people are angry with him, John is the first and only one to tell him he did the right thing.

Klaine, The Warblers and New Directions find themselves getting a trip to Europe to sing for 2 weeks this summer. Perfect summer romance for Klaine. Some smut, but M for possible later chapters

After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.

The title says it all. My Immortal is written by Tara Gilesbie. It's known as the worst fic ever. I think it's hilarious. With a lot of AVPM references

Eames begins a merry chase of his own for the formidable point-man. Takes place after Inception job. Slash, sexually graphic.

When French student Kurt Hummel meets the handsome Italian Blaine Anderson on a study abroad trip, will love blossom or will the language barrier keep them apart?

Blaine and Kurt attempt to write email. Klaine.

Little drabbles about the lives of our favourite detective and doctor. Various genres.

Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.

Castiel's left with John and John is bored. They go to the park. Story Twenty-Two of my John'Verse. Slash

Life isn't always easy, but sometimes having that one person to share it with makes all the difference. A Klaine love story chronicling the development of their relationship post "Baby It's Cold Outside."

We are all reflected in our possessions.

'"You know I don't like storms, John. They unsettle me," Sherlock sleepily stated into John's neck.' Slash JW/SH fluffy fic.

Two men, three years, one very long phonecall. Spoilers for Reichenbach.

Sherlock attempts to answer one of the world's most profound questions: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Please, for god's sake, ignore the cliche title. It's all I could think of. This prompt was suggested to me by one of my friends on tumblr, when I changed my url to . This just sorta... happened...

Sherlock spends the first month after the fall drinking to forget that look on John's face. It's not until he spies some bright yellow graffiti on Baker Street bearing the slogan 'I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES' does he regain hope.

A series of drabbles that follow John Watson two months past Sherlock's Fall, as he slowly realizes that he is not the only one who believes in Sherlock Holmes. Several minor characters make appearances, in addition to the main ones. Comfort!fic.

Moriarty thought he had won. He was wrong.

Emma cannot stand to be in her uncle's flat. Never has and never will. Kid!Emma, Uncle!Sherlock, AU. Taking a break from NaNoWriMo.

A collection of drabbles and prompts from Tumblr. More to be added

They were going to finish the nursery. She’d bought stencils of cars, spaceships and airplanes" Future!Fic. AU. Some fluff, some angst, and a twist!

Luna Lovegood has moved into 221c Baker Street! So what happens when you mix a 'loony' pureblood witch in a muggle area with logic driven residents? Err... not much, really. Just a whole lot of confusion.

Fluff, if you can't tell by the title. Sherlock wants cake. He needs it. *Edit: I fixed it so it's no longer a big block of text. It's much easier to read now.*

Anything from making cheese sandwiches, Teen AU's, puppies... Whatever you fancy really. John/Sherlock

A collection of 221B drabbles, featuring a domestic theme. All kinds of cutesy fluffy shizz. #8: Board.

Sherlock perchases a new toy for himself and gets a little obsessed with it. John isn't happy with how much time he's spending on his new Tamagotchi. Fun times ensure! Co-authored with You're All So Vacant, an amazing writer. R&R!

Edit: This has now become a 'What would happen if Sherlock...' so. Chapter 2: What would happen if Sherlock found out about Tumblr?

Sherlock ends up going food shopping with John and amusing himself at the tills.

Little conversations between Sherlock and John. No potential slash, just dialogue. Supposed to be funny...

Gabriel has never had to deal with such a troublesome fledgling before. Heaven help him. Pre-series at first, my own take on angels and whatnot.

While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.

There is a little white house by the sea. In that house, there is a room, in that room there is a wooden trunk. And in that trunk, there is a camera. Eames thought Arthur has fallen into Limbo and goes after him. In the end, he isn't quite sure.

John and Sherlock debate the advantages and disadvantages of jam and Nutella, both vehemently defending their own condiment of choice. Throw in some innuendo and spoon-sharing, you've a oneshot about the boys of Baker Street's preferred topping on toast.

Sequel to Eviction Notice. Flatmates Arthur and Eames celebrate their first Christmas together.

A local PFLAG scheme uses the lost art of letter writing to bring people together. - AU but using as much canon as possible - 12 Chapters in Total plus a two part epilogue

Arthur is home alone, when he finds a safe in his house. In the safe is a letter that changes his life... Rated M for language and eventual slash. Arthur/Eames. On-going, ideas welcome.

But the worst thing out of all of it was waking up every morning, making his bed perfectly and going out to line up; all the while knowing that he wasn't going to see Kurt today. Or tomorrow. Or even next week. Not for four long years.

Oh, the texts Sherlock gets. Warnings: Crack, slash aka. homosexual relationships, language and an annoying older brother.

"Kittens, John," Sherlock says. "Kittens."

A music contract, flowers, a photo, and a city where it all happened. Kurt leaves him one morning, to help him. Now, both with broken hearts and aching minds, they find their way back to each other, all in the shade of the New York skyscrapers. Futurefic

When Eames meets Arthur, he decides that he does not like him and he never will. Well, actually, he hits on him first. And gets turned down. Not that that has anything to do with it. But of course it's hard to hate someone you really want to get on.

At 221B, everyday life is anything but normal. A selection of lighthearted drabbles featuring various characters and various points of view.

Sherlock and John are both impossible to live with, unless they are living together. Short scenes examining this. Slash toward the end, not even slightly graphic. Warnings for mild violence.

Some viewers felt Kurt seemed reluctant to return Blaine's "I love you" at the end of season two. What if Blaine thought the same thing? Blaine's perspective on this and other events in his relationship with Kurt.

It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.

John's nightmares were dangerous. Sherlock's were delicate.

It's been two months since the Fischer job, when Arthur suddenly shows up at Ariadne's school. Arthur tells her that he doesn't believe Cobb ever made it home to his kids. So, it is up to Arthur to get the team back together to help find Cobb.

John's therapist recommends that he takes a vacation to relieve some stress. He takes Sherlock with him. Big mistake.

Klaine AU. Each person is born with a few words or a phrase somewhere on their body. But every once in a while, someone is born with an incomplete sentence...

John asks Sherlock to text him what he had for lunch/dinner when he's in the surgery so John can keep track of Sherlock's eating habits. Of course Sherlock would ask John to text him his lunch/dinner because it's only fair. Sherlock/John.

Pre-Prom Queen. Kurt teaches Blaine to Tango. Klaine fluff

They grew up and grew apart, their relationship too young to really grow with them. Now, so many years later, they find themselves face to face again older and more mature and ready to give it another go. Or maybe not.

"It was seldom that Harley interacted with male guards anymore. Apparently the Joker didn't like sharing what belonged to him." A look at how the Joker passes the time during a stay in Arkham Asylum.

Klaine, takes place during/following the kiss

Kurt really hadn't planned on the morning turning out the way it did-not that he was complaining.

Based on the inception kink prompt "Arthur and Eames get together through a series of embarrassing Autocorrect fails." Rating for language and innuendo - lots and lots of language and innuendo. Arthur/Eames.

Eames walks into a bar. Stops. Sees the man he's going to marry. Then goes over to introduce himself and sort of, kind of proposes. In that order. EamesArthur

Parody of the movie, kind of like the '15 minute' format. Basically sped up and damn funny. Do enjoy!

The Doctor and Arthur have a chat about life and loneliness over some real tea and biscuits.

JD and Dr. Cox are both stuck working overtime on Valentine's Day. But when one of them confesses to a hunger that must be satisfied, things take a turn for the unexpected. JDOX Warning: Lemon

Nothing good can come from family visiting Molly at work. Especially since she comes from a family of temperamental redheads. Not a Sherlock/Molly fic, sorry to those who like them, but i can't write them.

Crack/Romance Dean and Castiel's relationship starts with a serious of cellphone pranks. Sam POV & Dean POV Dean writes 'for a good time call Cas 9875467' on every bathroom wall they see for three days...

Sherlock's been a nightmare for the past fortnight but none of that really compares to what John finds this time... I own nothing!

"We don't just need a thief;" Dom glances up briefly; "We need a forger." "Wait," Arthur says. Dom turns, hand on the door knob. "I'll go." /A scene rewrite. Instead of Dom going to Mombasa to find Eames, Arthur goes.\ /ArthurEames\

Wes is sure that his name will go down in history as The One Who Got Kurt and Blaine Together.

The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.

There is an extensive list of things that annoy Arthur Callahan. A good majority of that list directly pertains to William Eames. Especially when Eames sings possibly the most painfully annoying song ever written. It might not end well...

Or five times Eames and Arthur broach the subject of marriage.

How to propose without really trying. Arthur/Eames.

Updated Aug 19. Eames decides to act upon a sudden impulse at the airport, defying both rules and common sense. Set immediately after the movie. Contains slash.

It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.

Some unfortunate high-school students learn why it's not a good idea to use the Joker for theatrical inspiration. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Harley keeps a diary as part of her therapy in Arkham. warning: dark with talk of abuse

Six years before their encounter at Arkham, Harley was a college student waiting tables to pay tuition and the Joker was not yet the Joker, just an mysterious customer with an odd sense of humor and some time to kill.

Sweat mingled with droplets of water patterned across angelic skin - now thankfully free of blood and pieces of ganked vampire. Rated M for mature content. Dean/Castiel Also includes spanking. ;D

Dean won't let Cas die a virgin on his watch. Rated M for adult content. Dean/Castiel

“No,” he admitted, just as quietly. “It’s never been that good before. Only with you.” Inspired by events in 5x03. Rated M for adult content. Dean/Castiel

JxHQ: The Joker and Harley Quinn. Could it have been any other way? Speculative, not AU or OOC. A musing on the way they are and their ultimate destinies.

He laughed at her very night. And the worst part... She knew. Joker/Harley. Nolanverse.

Harley Quinn is arrested and left with the Batgirl, who just can't help but ask why Harley goes back to Mistah J no matter what. Naturally, this leads to a description of the complex JxHQ relationship - in Harley's own words.

Story of how Crane and Joker meet Harley Quinn for the first time - in a strip club! 4th in the Harlequin series, following "The Holiday Spirit", "Peanut Butter Surprise", and "Perfect Timing?". Rated M b/c it's a bit more graphic. Crane/Joker slash.

Just what is love between The Joker and Harley? It's their own unique brand, actually. See what happens when Mistah J's love for her is questioned. Rated M for swearing and violence. Nolanverse Joker.

An artsy look at The Joker and Harley Quinn's relationship inside Arkham Asylum. Responce to a contest: When supervillians try to scare each other, they tell Joker stories

D&H. How can you not know what butterfly kisses are, Potter? End of 7th year.

HarryPotterBtAS crossover. Sequel to HUMOR ME. The Weasley twins played a prank on the wrong criminal. Now the Joker's out for the last laugh. . . And maybe a few goodies.

Oneshot, Harry Potter crossover. The Joker receives an interesting shopping catalog in the mail from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.

All you need to know when creating a hysterical escapade with our three favourite boys plus one rat. [Parody]

Taking your enemy matchmaking to the next level. We hope to steer you in the right direction in your PostHBP stories, whether you are taking note of the book or not. [Parody]

Hermione, Ginny and Luna spend an afternoon at a village fair. Friendship fic.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.