Sherlock Finds Out What Tumblr Is.

Disclaimer: I, do not own anything in this story. Except for anything 'mentioned' on Moriarty's blog. Have fun reading this!

"It's… It's a website, which is like a massive blog and you can 'reblog' and 'like' things that are your favourite TV shows, favourite music, etc…," John replied, looking at Sherlock worriedly.

"Oh. Okay," Sherlock looked at the blue site again, curiosity eventually taking him over and he signed up for an account.

It took him a while to think of a 'good' URL, as they were called, and he finally decided to use 'thescienceofdeduction' carrying along with the rest of his ideas.

He looked confused at the starting screen, blinking slightly. After finalising all the details and choosing an icon and everything else, he started typing in random phrases that he could think of.

'the-consulting-criminal' was his first one and surprisingly straight away a blog came up. He started having a look through it, noticing some of the posts were signed '-JM'.

Piling this away for further use, he just sat there for 5 minutes, staring at the blog, trying to figure out how idiotic Moriarty was. If it was Moriarty, which it most likely was, as the whole of this 'blog' fitted in with his style.

"LOL, Just blew up another orphanage. I'm so funny :P –JM"

"Seb found one of the traitors in our midst. Be back later. I need to … talk to him. –JM"

"Anonymous: omg, liek y r u s0 EviL~?

It comes with the job. As well as proper grammar and actually being able to spell. But that's just a little side part to the job. –JM"

Sherlock placed a hand over his mouth, smiling at the response Moriarty gave before realising who had actually written this response and calming down. He is still his arch-nemesis of course.

John was now giving him very worrying looks. He looked over Sherlock's shoulder and if Sherlock was in fact paying attention, he'd have noticed John's face lose nearly all its colour.

Sherlock ignored or at least attempted to ignore John as he scrolled through Moriarty's blog. He seemed to notice things called 'tags' and decided to type both his name and John's name in the tag to see what came up.

The posts seemed to be about mostly him and John. In a relationship. In compromising positions. Frankly, he was scared. It didn't surprise him that these people knew who either John or himself was, thanks to John's blog, which he should in actual fact talk to him about, it seems to be provoking the wrong sort of attention. But this. It creeped him out. Indefinitely.

He looked behind at John, noticing how pale he is, and gave him a questioning look.

"Are you okay John?" Sherlock asked, tilting his head to the side.

"Y-y-yeah I'm fine, just, it's kind of hot in here, I'm just going to go change," John blushed running for his bedroom.

Sherlock looked around, it was the beginning of January, which meant in England as well as nearly the whole of the United Kingdom was cold, freezing. By no means was it 'hot'.

Shrugging lightly, he kept scrolling through the posts, noticing one post that stuck out to him. One about John... and Moriarty.

Reading it through, he found himself getting slightly sick, staring at the story confused. He pushed the laptop onto the table in front of him and grabbed a pillow, shutting the lid of the laptop with his foot.

"Sherlock? Are you okay?" John came in and sat on the back of the sofa, looking at Sherlock with a flushed face.

"Remind me never to even look at these sites again. Scarred. Scarred for life," Sherlock mumbled looking at his phone, which had started to vibrate.

Picking it up, he realised it was Lestrade, with another case... thank god.

"Another case my dear Watson," Sherlock jumped up, heading out the door, not noticing the blush that had appeared on John's cheeks as they left for the scene.

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