hey pplz!! im weird and a newbie to this. im twilight obessed. i have been bitten by the twilight bug. gah O.o lol.

im a fan of music. I maybe partially deaf (I don't use hearing aids even though my stapes earbone is paralyzed) but I love music. i havent gotten to right a story yet but im trying to think of one. maybe one about emmet trapped in alice's closet. god im so weird

Fav band:Bowling for soup

fav color:Blue

Fav twilight characters:Jacob(he's hot), Edward(he is hot too), Emmet, Alice, and Seth(my friends and i r hoping the actor that will play Seth is hot XD lol)

Fav TV show:Chuck

Role modele: Beethoven (yes I have a random role model and that I have a role model but there is a reason for it though think about him what was different about him)

Here is a joke:

Why did three teens attack Santa?

Cuz he said HO HO HO!!

My best friend is Crazy soda girl. she chokes the crap out of me and im not kidding. she is a hyper person. she even got her saying stuck in my head which is:I died yesterday...GRRRR...CRAZY SODA GIRL!! =-p THE PROFILE WARS WILL GO ON XD LOL im trying to get a better profile than her. i might make a poll to no whose profile is best and whose isnt. its true i luv her like a sister. although she annoys the crap out of me as always. (the link to her profile:http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1811407/Crazy_Soda_Girl)

Random thing that happened in my life: It took 5 or more minutes for my sister to figure out how to work the elevator at the senior citzens home to get my grandma moved into there. She kept pressing the same button of what floor we were on. We tried to help her but she kept saying 'No I got this' it was just funny till she found out several minutes later of what she was doing wrong. XD lol

a song:

i like big trucks

and i cant not lie

rednecks cant deny

when an SUV parks in front me

they get HONKED!!

srry for random song. my big sister made that and im not kidding XD lol

i play Roblox. (i no its made for boys but hey im tomboy) my account on that game is Shyrazie01 (its the only name i will remember).

DOGS RULE!! AND CATS DEFINITELY DROOL!! idc if pplz r against me about that but dogs r really kewl and anscetors to wolves XD lol.

just from my thoughts i dislike Rosalie cuz she is a Crappy Person

These two pics r wat i think Alex from Fierce and Cold looks like:

Adonis: http:///144/337701443_fb6e4f3ab5.jpg?v=0

A dude: http:///wp-content/uploads/2010/04/00215-206x300.jpg

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

paste this to ur profile if u can read it!!

if u want to stay alive then dont read it if u do want to die then plz go ahead and read:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

XD Xp X ;3:3 :) @--

Put your iPod or MP3 on Shuffle. As the song titles come, answer the question in exactly the name of the current song. Tell the truth!

NOTE:i no i listen to weird music!!

If someone says "What's wrong?" how do you respond:
Hold on by Good Charlotte(ummm...ok)

2. Your first kiss:
Never Leave you by Lumidee (weird...)

3. A pet passes away:
The Day That I Die by Good Charlotte(uhh...)

4. Moving into a new house:
Shiver By Maroon 5 (huh?)

Well, that makes absolutely no sense..

5. You or your partner is announced pregnant:
Love Doesnt Ask Why by Celine Dion (that made sense a bit)

6. You find out that you lost all of your money:
Lose Control By Evanescences(ok...strange)

7. How do you feel today:
Black Parade By My Chemical Romance (wait, wha?)

8. Your thoughts on your crush:
How Does it Feel? By Spilled Canvas (that made a bit sense i think)

9. What is 7 + 82?
Pretty Baby By Vanessa Carlton (gah im gonna fail my math test!!)

10. How would you describe your personality:
Let Me Blow Ya Mind By Eve Feat. Gwen Stefani (i kinda blow pplz mind by doing stuff...i guess

11. Your biggest secret:
Turn The Beat Around By Gloria Estefan (ok...strange)

12. Thoughts on your best friend:
Must Get Out By Maroon 5 (WHA??)

13. Thoughts on your socks:
Wake Up By Alanis Morissette (...creepy)

14. Something you notice about the opposite sex:
Why Oh Why By Celione Dion (why oh why boys r such dumbys XD lol)

15. Thoughts on your last boyfriend/girlfriend:
Tell HIm By Celione Dion (TELL HIM WAT??)

16. What's your life story:
Someday By Nickleback (o...kay)

17. Your motto:
Mama By Spice Girls (strange and random)

18. Song at your funeral:
Why You Wanna Trip On Me By Michael Jackson (WAT IS HE DOING IN MY IPOD!!)

19. Something you think about daily:
What Happened By Greatchen Wilson (made some sense)

20. Your life purpose:
This I Promise You By 'N Sync (i promise im weird forever XD lol)

21. Your friends thoughts of you:
Blah, Blah, Blah By the Cardigans (i do talk alot XD)

22. Your favorite hobby/interest:
Stacy's Mom By Fountains of Wayne(WAIT, WHA??)

Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song

here is the same thing: if u want to die read this if u dont then dont read this(there is a good reason y i dont have a myspace at all):

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

╔══╦══╦══╗ you have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it too :)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!! ... OR ATLEAST THEY SHOULD, CAUSE IF THEY DONT THEY ARENT TRUE TWILIGHTERS!(some else made this i found it funny and kewl beans)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

This poem is really sad so be prepared...

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

NO CHEATING!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Edward Cullen
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Blue
3. Your first initial? W
4. Your month of birth? July
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? black
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Sierra
7. Your favorite number? 13

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I will get a Twilight sweater for my bday

Alright, answer time!

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

What are your 10 favorite Twilight characters (in order)?

1. Jacob
2. Edward
3. Alice
4. Emmett
5. Seth
6. Jasper
7. Esme
8. Carlisle
9. Embry
10. Quil

Have you ever read a 5/3 fanfic? No.

What about an 8/4? No.

7/5? Happily no.

What if 5 walked in on 1 and 10? that would be hecka creepy!! Seth walking in on Quil and Jacob making out talk about akward.

Would you make out with 1? HECK YEA HAPPILY!!

Has 6 ever walked in on 7 and 9? mooo...that would be a nightmare for jasper

What if you walked in on 2, 10, and 4? Scary...i wouldnt want to no wat emmett would be doing...GAH!!

GASP. SEE? THIS IS WHY YOU MEN SHOULDNT USE PICKUP LINES :D

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Edward

Carlisle or Esme?

Esme

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

geezz...i would go for both but i guess Vampires

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

twilight.

How about Edward's?

All of them!!

Jacob

Breaking Dawn

Alice's?

Eclipse.

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Jacob

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Somebody Somebody's-Christina Aguilera

Waking Up: Almost Paraside-Ann Wilson & Mike Reno

First Day At School: If you Aked Me to-Celine Dion

Making Your New Best Friend: Smooth Criminal-Michael Jackson

Falling In Love: 1985-Bowling for soup

Breaking Up: Can't Make you Love Me-??

Prom: Helena-My Chemical Romance

Graduation: If That's What it Takes-Celine Dion

Life's Okay: Obvious-Christina Aguilera

Death of a Close Friend: Move Over-Spice Girls

Mental Breakdown: The Lady Is A Vamp-Spice Girls

Driving: Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous-Good Charlotte

Flashback: Action Speaks Louder than words-Tara Kemp

Getting Back Together: Shut up-Simple Plan

Birth of Child: I Love you, Goodbye-Celine Dion

Wedding Scene: Lithium-Evanscence

Car Accident: Snow White Queen-Evanscence

Final Battle: Wondering-Good Charlotte

Death Scene: All The Way To Heaven-Jody Watley

Funeral Song: Friends O' Mine-Bowling for soup

End Credits: Hey, Mr. DJ-Backstreet Boys

Deleted Scenes: Far Away-Nickelback (uhhhh...random, awkard?...i guess)

Put Your playlist/iPod on Shuffle and Note the First 15 Songs

1. How does the world see you? I like that by Houston (WTFT!)

2. Will I have a happy life? The voice within by Christina Aguilera (i guess...)

3. What do my friends really think of me? Angel by Amanda Perez (yes im an angel LOL)

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Poker Face by Lady GaGa (uhhh...)

5. How can I make myself happy? Lifestyle of the rich and famous by Good Charlotte (huh?)

6. What should I do with my life? Jenny From the Block by Jennifer Lopez (that doesnt make sense)

7. What is some good advice for me? Pop by N sync (random...)

8. How will I be remembered? You Thought Wrong by Kelly Clarkson (yea cuz everyone thought wrong about my life which is true)

9. What is my signature dancing song? Movin on by Good Charlotte (i guess..)

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Keep Playing my Song By Christinia Aguilera (its so is though...)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Your Star by Evanescence

12. What song will play at my funeral? I'll never talk to you again by Blink 182 (yes it will be even if it lasts for 50 seconds)

13. What type of men/women do you like? She's a bad Mamajama by Kool and the Gang

14. What is my day going to be like? Counting Blue Cars by Dishwalla (something like that XD)

15. What will tomorrow bring? Far Behind by Candlebox (uhhhh...)

(NOTE: That made no sense whatsoever and the songs were the weirdest answers possible for all of those questions.)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses.
5. Post this in your profilel.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?

Tremble For my Beloved by Collective Soul

-Wha??

2. How would you describe yourself?

An Angel Returned by Trans Siberia Orchestra

-Yes im a precious angel XD lol.

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?

Don't get around much anymore by Natalie Cole

-Wait, huh?

4. How do you feel today?

Scaring Myself By Bowling for Soup

-Lol yes im scaring myself today XD lol

5. What is your life's purpose?

Black Parade By My Chemical Romance

-That's got nothing to do with my life purpose...

6. What is your motto?

Way away by Yellowcard

-Its some what my motto.

7. What do your friends think of you?

Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson

-I don't get it...I'm not in a bunch of pieces here...

8. What do you think of your parents?

The Rock Show by Blink 182

-O.O that makes no sense at all and that would be very creepy and scary

9. What do you think about very often?

Til I hear It From You by Gin Blossoms

-uhhhh...what?

10. What is 2 + 2?

Do I creep you out by Weird Al Yankovic

-Explains why I'm failing in adding things XD lol!

11. What do you think of your best friend?

Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner by Fall Out Boy

-Makes absolutely no sense

12. What do you think of the person you like?

Chumbawamba by Amnesia

-uhhhhhhhhh...thats just creepy...

13. What is your life story?

CLoud Nine By Evanscence

-Thats got nothing to do with my life story...

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?

It's All Coming Back To me Now By Celine Dion

-Hit me now plz this makes no sense...

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?

-Counting Blue Car by Dishwalla

-WTF?!

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?

-Good King Joy By Trans Siberia Orchestra.

-uhhhhhh...if it was in the season of winter or near Christmas but this about Jesus but noooooooo...

17. What will they play at your funeral?

Only One by Yellowcard

-I think my lover would be singing that...

18. What is your hobby/interest?

XO by Fall Out Boy

-Wait, what??

19. What is your biggest fear?

Cry by Kelly Clarkson

-WHAT THE FUDGE CURDS?!

20. What is your biggest secret?

Saturday Night Divas by Spice Girls

-Yes I'm a diva (kidding no XD lol).

21. What do you think of your friends?

Nature Boy by Natalie Cole

-O.o random...

22. What will you post this as?

Next Plane Out by Celine Dion

MOST OF THESE QUESTIONS AND THE ANSWERS DO NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL!!

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