Hey y'all. Ok I really hate this stuff at the start of a chapter, so I'm gonna make this real quick. This is my first ever story so just give it a chance before you decide you completely hate it. Ok. That's about it. I'll only write these if there are any announcements or something important.

Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or any of the characters. I wish!

Chapter 1. Crimes and punishments.

Edward POV

"I'm so totally bored." Alice complained as we reached our usual spot in the park. It was under the trees and on the edge of a building, we were perfectly hidden that way but we could still see if anyone was coming our way. We came here everyday after we ditched school. Lately though, our parents had taken to driving to school and checking that we went inside. This didn't stop us either, we snuck out just before first bell.

"I know me too. Edward? What can we do?" Rosalie dragged me out of my parent hating daydream. "I dunno. Why are you asking me?" I just wanted to sit here all day and think about how to annoy the cops this weekend. "Because you're the oldest. And because we have no ideas. Pretty please big bruvver." They both did there best puppy dog face. Damn! They know the big brother thing always gets to me. But I wasn't falling for it today. "By 2 minutes! And I only have the ideas because there's nothing in your pretty little heads!" I countered back.

We're triplets, but you wouldn't know if you saw us. We all look completely different. I'm pretty tall with messy bronze hair and green eyes. I'm the oldest. Rosalie came 2 minutes later. She has long blonde hair, violet eyes and according to all the guys at school, "has a body to die for". Whatever. Alice is the baby of the family and the smallest. She was born 4 minutes after rose and has blue eyes and short black hair that sticks up in every direction. The three of us fight nearly 24/7 but we stick up for each other and have never been separated. We're 17 now and we were getting to leave school soon. Woooohooooo!!!!

"We hate you Edward. You know that, right?" That was Alice's come-back to every insult I threw at her. "Oh, I know pixie. I know." She threw me a dirty look. It came to me then. "I know! Lets go wreck the mall!" I stood up as I said t. I was ready to go. This was something we'd never done before and I was getting exited. "Sure!" My sister shrieked together and stood up too. We headed off to the mall.

Later.

CPOV

I opened the door to see two policemen and my three rebel kids on the porch. "What have they done now." I sighed. Apart from the usual truanting, they hadn't caused any real damage for the past week. It was only a matter of time. "Just read the report." One of the officers said while the other one handed it over along with my troublesome kids. "Good evening doctor Cullen." I mumbled a goodbye back and turned to the triplets. "Living room, now!" I ordered. They all saluted and marched into the living room, this was usual for them too. They liked to wind me up. I was calm until I saw the report. I was getting angrier and angrier with every line. Esme came up behind me and read over my shoulder, she turned pale after the first few sentences. I was able to keep my temper in check until I read the last line. The siblings behaviour is unacceptable, the headmaster of the school is temporarily excluding them from the school until the next school year.

That's when I blew "HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE OR ANYTHING!?!" they didn't answer so I continued on my rant. "WRECKING JEWLLRY, GRAFFITIYING STORE WINDOWS, WREAKING HAVOC IN THE TOY STORE! AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT, YOU'VE BEEN EXCLUDED FROM SCHOOL TILL NEXT YEAR!" I finally ran out of smoke. "Don't give yourself a brain haemorrhage dad. Excluded, really? Yay! No school!" Alice started high-fiving Edward and Rosalie until she saw my face. "It's come to my attention that you having been at school anyway young lady. Esme. I think it's time to call Renée." Esme nodded in agreement and went to find the phone. "Who's Renée? Why do you need to call her?" Edward demanded. "Because children. You're all going to boot camp over the summer. If you dare object then I'll send you all next summer too. Honestly. You all used to be such nice kids. What happened to you?" I sighed again. "They grew up dear." Esme was back in the room, she put a hand on my shoulder. "I just got off the phone with Charlie. Pack your bags kids. Say goodbye to forks and say hello to swan boot camp." Edward, Alice and Rosalie stomped upstairs to their rooms. Seconds later, I heard a shriek coming from Alice's room. "My laptop! Where's my laptop!" "My TV! I swear if I don't get it back-" "My stereo! I can't live without my stereo!" I looked over at my beloved wife, she had a devious smile on her lips. "Get packing kids!"

Hope you liked the first chapter, I'll have the 2nd chapter on hold. I'll upload after my first review. As long as I have someone who likes my story, I'll carry it on. bye now.