I AM SO SORRY. Really, I feel like shit because of the wait. Just when I was like "OK I am going to just write" things took a turn for the worst. My friend Austin's dad had brain cancer a died and that was soo sad because he was such a great dad and I can't imagine how it would feel but we knew we didn't have much time left and sadly said our goodbyes. That was on a Sunday. On the Friday of that week, after I got off the bus my friends were waiting by the gates(which they never do) and told me that one of my very best best friend's dad died last night from a heart attack. I won't bore you with the details but it was just tragic because he wasn't even forty and he was two houses down when it happened plus she is a family of six. But any ways I am going to try and update more and more. Thank you so much

Song of the chapter: Elevator by Flo Rida

" I tell you man, if I wasn't with Maria I would be hittin all of this." Jasper said while gesturing around the club. I just shook my head and laughed while Emmet fist bump with him. "Really Eddie, you should try out the waters, now that your free from Satan's mistress." Emmet commented. "That will not be happing for a long time. I just want to kick back and relax man." They all hummed in unison.

I wasn't bothered with the subject for the rest if the hour. I thought I was saved for the night until about two hours later when, now a drunk Jasper brought it up. " Hey Edward, how did you stay with that bitch for so long?" "Hm?" "The ho. Tanya. How did you stand it for so long?" I knew this was going to come up some time in the night, but I thought I was in the clear. I didn't want to go too far in to the subject and ruin the night so I kept it short.

"I honestly don't know. I guess after a while you get used to it." I replied curtly. Jasper took the hint and didn't interrogate it any longer. He would another time though, he always did. Jasper always knew when something was wrong and would always help us through the bump in the road.

That was one of the reasons that I knew Jasper always would have my back and wouldn't betray me to get some action with Tanya. Not that I really cared at the time what she did or didn't do.

Here I was again thinking about the slut. I didn't come here tonight to sink myself in depression. I came her to celebrate and dammit! I will!.

After about a hour of hittin the dance floor with pretty hot chicks, we were all hanging out at the booth and waited for the real party people to come in.

Even though I said I wouldn't be settling down for some time, that didn't mean I couldn't enjoy my bachelorhood. Just when we were ready to hit the floor again, it seems that the doors slammed opened and everyone stopped and looked who make such a bold entrance.

And what a sight it was. Three beyond fine girl walked in with their heads held high, eyes set on the bar. In the middle there was the littlest one, which was surprising, who looked like a little doll you could pick up at a toy store with cropped hair in a black mini skirt and a blood red tank top. To the right of her was a tall, model like, beach blond in a tiny skin tight black dress that was cut to barley cover her chest.

One the right was the hottest out of all of them though. She was a brunette bombshell wearing a blue short dress with a but out in the front showing a matching bikini. She was also wearing some high stilettos. Now that I looked closer I could see that she had a hint of uncertainty in her features. Never the less, she was by far the prettiest out of the trio. I looked around at Emmet and Jasper and found them with their jaws open and drool coming out like dogs.

I coughed to get them out of their traces and they immediately started to call dibs. "Dibs on Blondy yelled Emmet." "You can have her, I just want the blue dress girl." I yelled right after. "that's fine by me. That pixie girl is one hot lady."

"hey Jazz, aren't you forgetting something?"

"No, I don't think I am." replied a confused Jasper.

"I don't think you sugar pie at home would be too happy about you hooking up with some bombshell while she had to stay home and knit all night long. Would she Edward?"

"I think your right Emmet. I don't think Maria would be too happy about that at all." I replied with a smirk. Jasper face was a mixture of shock and wanting. "shit"

We looked back at the girls and noticed that they were with three other guys now. At first I thought it was their boyfriends but as I looked closer, I could see them trying to get away. I smirked at Emmet and said "Well Emmet, I think it is are time to be knights in shining armor and rescue three damsels in distress."

"You might just be right Eddie boy." we then started to walk to the gorges three ladies, leaving behind a very sad looking Jasper. He quickly came along though "Just because I have a girlfriend doesn't mean I can't help come ladies in trouble" he said with a coy smirk. This just might be a little fun.

Once again I am sorry. Hopefully the next update will be soon cuz it's already in the works but my dog has cancer and has a week or two to live so when the chapter makes an appearance will depend on if shes here or not. I'm so so so sorry.

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