Hello.

Welcome to my profile.

Warning: Weirdness may be contagious.

Hi, my name is Baak as in the noise a chicken makes.

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I'm an overly zealous 'favorite story' and 'alert' giver. If I review your story, however, you must be awesome. I think it's weird that most people have a couple favorites, while I have like two hundred, but every time I go to try and delete some of the stories off my favorites and alerts since I keep getting emails I no longer care about, I feel bad for deleting the story. And so I have everything in the world in my favorites that probably manages to tell the truth about the rapid change and constant change of my obsessions. :P

Sometimes, I concern myself. Especially with how insanely I love angst and whump. I don't know why, cause I'm actually a pretty happy person. I worry that there's something seriously wrong with me. But at least I'm not alone.

I have come to not really like any self-inserts and OCs, which is weird considering the only fanfic I really wrote contained both. BUT I LOVE AUs.

Current Obsession: A weird mix of the Avengers and Legend of Korra. With sidenotes of Supernatural and Merlin.

As a young child, I had strange obsessions, such as magnets, cats, parsley and pickle juice. As I grew older, my obsessions grew into what they are today :D

Faves: Jesus, and just being a Christian in general. Color guard (GRAB LIFE BY THE BUTT), The color green, flailing, animals, swimming, ice skating, bacon, rain, the smell of rain, dancing in the rain, music, singing, dancing, writing, talking, dirt, dreams, awesome movies, trips to the mall, fountains, the state of Texas, Talapia, the country of Ireland, boating, chickens (as pets, not to eat :P), drawing, pens, golfcart riding, obnoxiousness, window seats, furniture shopping, paint, church camp, running, VIDEO GAMES, laughter, ponds, walks in the dark, the beach, soccer, volleyball, cold weather, and basketball shorts :)

Dislikes: Preps, fake laughter, mean people, coconut juice, sardines, seafood in general (not including fried clams or Talapia, because I actually like those), mirrors, and big houses.

Fave Books

Heaven is For Real

Poison Study

Sherlock Holmes- Just kind of making my way through volume one :P

The Chronicles of Narnia

Save the Cat: The only book on screenwriting you will ever need. :D

The Heroes of Olympus series

Dreamhouse Kings Series

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Alex Rider

Artemis Fowl

Stargirl/LoveStargirl

Maximum Ride

The Mortal Instruments series

Harry Potter

Midnighters

Uglies/Pretties/Specials/Extras

Romeo and Juliet

King Lear

Speak

Hoot

Brutal

Fave Movies

Third Star

War Horse

The Iron Giant

Castle in the Sky

Thor

The Corpse Bride

Howl's Moving Castle

Chronicles of Narnia

I Am Number Four

Sherlock Holmes (Just saw Game of Shadows, IT WAS AWESOME.)

The Princess Bride

Cars

Arthur and the Invisibles (all 3) (I've been on the search for the original French version of the movie and book, but have not yet struck gold :/)

Flipped (Totally gonna read the book... sometime.)

A Walk in the Clouds

The Lake House

The Sorcerers Apprentice

Made of Honor

Tangled

Toy Story

Megamind

License to Wed

Knight and Day

How to Train Your Dragon

Marmaduke

Jumper

Pirates of the Caribbean

Avatar

Taken

Transformers

Signs

The Village

Hoot

The Patriot

Pride and Prejudice

The Proposal

Ironman (1 and 2)

Braveheart

The Blind Side

Up

TV

How I Met Your Mother

Once Upon A Time

Grimm

Sherlock

Merlin

Doctor Who

What Would You Do

Misfits

NCIS

Avatar the Last Airbender

Phineas and Ferb

Danny Phantom

Code Lyoko (I love anime-ish cartoons :D)

The World's Dumbest

So You Think You Can Dance

America's Got Talent

Fave Other Stuff

Celtic Thunder

Pentatonix

Reduced Shakespeare Company

The American Shakespeare Company

The Blue Man Group

Casting Crowns

And for some strange reason, that's all I can remember at the moment.

Here stands a proud supporter of interspecies relationships (not necessarily romantic- friendship is awesome), family bonding, and secondary romance that pretty much doesn't exist in the actual fandom :P I have also become quite the fan of Bromances. :P

I ship Barney and Robin like there is not tomorrow.

Um... I really love Merlin and Arthur's bromance. :D And I love Gwen and Arthur. They're adorable. AND Gwaine and Merlin friendship. Lancelot too.]JUST EVERYONE.

Sherlock and John's bromance is so lovely. They are husbands in disguise (though the disguise is not very good).

And I adore anything to do with Sherlock and Sally, though it's usually really intense hurt and comfort. And when Sherlock gets hurt and the brotherly side of Mycroft shows up... I JUST LOVE BROTHERS OKAY.

Also, I've shipped Molly and Sherlock from the first episode. Because. Just 'cause.

OH GOODNESS NO, Fanfiction has made me ship Mergana. And I hate shipping things that never work out, because it just makes my need for fanfiction that much greater and means I spend even less time doing homework. Which is bad. I think. THEIR LOVE IS SO ANGSTY, WHY CAN'T THEY BE HAPPY.

Totally a shipper of Loki/Darcy, because it's one of those instances where Loki can be almost good. Kinda like Mergana. I'm always rooting for the evil person to be not evil.

The Doctor and Rose- THIS COUPLE MAKES ME SO HAPPY. OH MY WORD, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. IT'S SO SAD THAT'S SHE'S GONE, OH BLAH. D:

Now that I know who River Song actually is, I ship River/the Eleventh Doctor. But just a little. I still miss Rose and the Tenth Doctor too much D:

Amy/Rory- Reminds me of two of my friend's own characters :P I love how he's a total utter geek and she's the typical 'hot' girl, yet they still end up together. Don't think I can see either one of them with someone else.

So, I absolutely adore stories about Edmund and Peter and all their... brother-y-ness.

Patsu and Sheeta (spelling FAIL) from Castle in the Sky are ADORABLE. I CAN'T EVEN.

Cor/Aravis- ADORABLE. I love their bickering. I wish Disney had made a movie, but they totally skipped The Horse and His Boy :/

Corin/Lucy- Adorable, I think. But then again, I also love Lucy and Caspian as a couple. I really can't choose which to support :P I'll just support both.

Arthur/Selenia- Even if she's a 2 millimeter high minimoy, and he's a human. Even if he's only ten, and they're married! Even if it's the strangest form of romance in the world. It is so adorable, in such a deranged sort of way. I really love interspecies relationships, and I know it's weird, so deal with it.

Nathan/Perverted comments

Arty/Holly- :) I love them. A lot. Can't help it :P I mean, she's an elf, and he's a genius teenage boy... who wouldn't ship this.

Flynn(Eugene)/Rapunzel from Tangled. SO ADORABLE. :D

That one thug/a piano from Tangled :)

Bo/Woody and Buzz/Jessie from Toy Story. It's so cute!!!

Megamind/Roxanne- :)

Minion/Water- ahahaha. Yeah.

Tiva- Tony and Ziva from NCIS (:

Tony/Gibbs friendship is amazingly awesome. As is Gibbs/Abby friendship. :D

Smellerbee and Longshot! I love them!

TOKKA!-Toph and Sokka! I don't like Sukki. Never did, and I think that may be why I ship Tokka so much.

Aang/Katara- Um... soulmates? Yeah, I think so. I dispise Zatara. I hate it. it just... doesn't work. friendship, a close friendship, sure, but not lovey dovey relationship. Just... it just doesn't work :/

Maiko- Mai and Zuko :) Because... just 'cause.

Hiccup/Astrid- Well, duh. Adorable, cuteness.

Fang/Max-Soulmates right there :P DYLAN IS DUMB AND SHOULD JUMP OFF A CLIFF. Oh, wait, he's got wings... well, crap.

Percabeth- So flippin' cute!

Nudge/Iggy- Non-existent, but I think it's adorable. For some reason, I don't like Ella.

Nico/Thalia- Could kinda like never happen, but I love the thought.

Alec/Magnus - They're so cute!

Lupin/Tonks - *squees and runs in circles* Teddy is adorable awesomeness with blue hair.

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Ginny

Loverboy/Cowgirl (Rex/Melissa)- Yet another strange couple I love to pieces.

At the current moment, I'm more a fanfiction reader than a writer. :) Mainly because it takes less effort and it satisfies my everyday obsession needs :P Don't get me wrong, I love writing, but my obsessions change so often that writing fanfiction- especially longer than one-shot stories- is just dumb, because I end up abandoning them when my new obsession comes around. I do write original stories and I love them to pieces. So...

That's it...

My mother ship is back, I've gotta go :) Be back in a millenium!!