Inuyasha finds out he is an uke. Sesshoumaru can not control his heat any longer. Against both their wishes they are brought together and have to deal with the consequences of their union.Dub-con, Mpreg, violence. Starts out dark but wont be for long

Predictably, Dante can't leave it alone. Set one year prior to DMC 3. VergilxDante, First person Dante POV

Sequel to Want To Be Your Slave. Sesshoumaru's little pet, Inuyasha, was supposed to be nothing more than a puppy-slave the demon Lord purchased at a whim. But with the little puppy growing up, is that all he will remain to the cold prince Sesshoumaru? Yaoi, slavery, BDSM, possible mpreg, Master/slave. UPDATED Jan 2019

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing

Dante was a lot of things: a gambler, a drinker, a lover, a fighter. But if there was one thing he was not, and never intended to be, it was the personal guard of a little kid. But how could he say no when those blue eyes were as haunted as his own?

Nero discovers the truth about Yamato and his Devil Trigger, and maybe something more... Vergil x Nero pairing

Raito has won some of L's trust and he thinks that he would be a good pet after his New World is created. Every thing is going right and he just might be lucky enough to learn his name. But something gets in the way of his little plan... Mpreg RxL spoiler

With Chi-Chi gone and Bulma moving on with her new husband, Goku and Vegeta find love in each others' arms. Goku/Vegeta slash.

A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.

Admiration, fascination, and something deeper. Max's feelings for his seemingly cold teammate are just being realized. Chapter 13: Kai still doesn't know what he's doing, but he knows what he needs. Max's confession is finally answered. Max/Kai

During an encounter with the Joker to save kidnapped children, Batman falls prisoner of the Clown Prince only to discover a side of the Jester both intriguing, scary and sexy...SLASH!

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

Hokage is just out of Naruto's reach, and to take that last step he must... marry Gaara? And since when does the ability to make babies-human or not-make you a girl? Naruto doesn't quite understand this, but he does know Gaara looks sexy in a dress. mpreg

Inuyasha is an abused slave forced to endure humiliation and pain that breaks his spirit. However, when Prince Sesshoumaru buys him for himself, will the icy Lord feel anything for the little hanyou? shota, yaoi Sess/Inu Master/slave

Explicit Sherlock/John. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamic. Dubious Consent. Bonding. Mating/Heat Cycles. Sherlock is an Alpha, John a Beta. During Sherlock's peak of Rut, he and John spend a night together, with an unintended consequence. X-post from AO3 account.

When a mission goes wrong Kiba must pay the price, he had always said lying and being lied to were always two different things, but how will he feel when his own words turn against him? Team 8 has taken a real beating. Yaoi. Rape. Mpreg

When Nero meets Dante unexpectedly after a year apart, Nero makes the decision to abandon his new life for what could be so much better. He yearns to see the place he's dreamed of, where he'll be living, but things always have to be complicated. D/N YAOI

After a not-so-mutual mating, Seto and Joey find themselves alternating on eggshells. All Seto wants is a mate who cares, and all Joey wants is someone not Seto. Based on the chapter "V is for Vulnerability" from the story "ABC Kisses."

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.

Nero had his reasons for starting the tradition. Just as Dante had his reasons for going along with it. Warning, mega fluff and mild angst ahead! DxN. Rated T for cursing. Really now just a place for me to dump fluffiness.

AU-Giftfic. Remember those days when we'd laugh and play, share our joys and sorrows, fight and then make up? From childhood to adulthood, the story of three friends who learn that home is definitely where the heart is. Zack/Leon/Cloud, eventual yaoi

Inuyasha learns what it truly means to love someone more than life itself. SesshInu.

Ichigo Kurosaki, the perfect student. Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, the perfect delinquent. Complete opposites, opposing forces...but perfection always was in the eye of the beholder, right? Grimmjow/Ichigo, Chapter 15 begins Gin/Shuhei. AU, OOCness, Yaoi

Yaoi: InuKouga. Kouga gets some relationship advice from Miroku. Rated for language only.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Minato isn't sure when Kakashi grew up. Kakashi thinks that he should've noticed in the three years they'd shacked up together to raise baby Naruto. Also, they are married to each other, but neither one of them realizes it. ಠ-ಠ MinatoxKakashi. R n R.

Harry and Snape are forced to marry and it doesn’t really work out that well. Harry is depressed, Snape is stubborn, and everyone else is selfish. HP/SS, slash, mpreg, A/U

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Kakashi and Shikamaru have been together four months, and things are going well... but Kakashi wants something more.

Nero has never been part of Fortuna even after the Savior incident but Dante approaches him to share surprising and maybe good news after finding his twin brother that may give Nero a place to call 'home'. eventually DxN

Sasuke has a problem. He's in love! With who..Only the hottest, sadistic, black eyed demigod know to mankind. Pairings: ItaxSasu,KyuuxNaru,others. Slight OoCnessTHIS IS A YAOI STORY, in fact u r in a yaoi section. if u don't like don't read or flame!

Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.

Hojo really should have thought twice before putting his latest experiment in the flu shots... Zack/Cloud, eventual Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud. wolf anthro

When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.

It started with one day where he couldn't watch his son, and so left him in the protection of the Academy's chunnin. Suddenly his five-year old wants to go to the playground there everyday. SasuNaru, fluff, Over-protective Yondy {Discontinued}

Two different men from ShinRa’s different departments are working together on a mission. During work a new relationship is born. YAOI, Sephiroth x Reno

Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*

Everyone's life is continually changing- melding and reforming again and again throughout the days, months, and years. For Chris, his life was always in a constant state of flux, giving him little time for reflection. WeskerxChris

[SETOxJOU] Jou runs from home and makes a wrong turn, ending up at Kaiba's instead of Yugi's. How does Kaiba react when a scared, helpless puppy ends up on his front doorstep? Struck by illnesses, Jou stays at the mansion, frustrating the CEO. YAOI LEMON

Rei is a hard-working college student with a part-time job and no sense of fashion. However, when Kai comes to the other Bladebreakers with a proposal, will that all change? Set after the last tournament. KaixRei, BryanxTala

-EDITING- *ItaNaru, others* Naruto had every intention to go train with Jiraiya after the Valley of End… but instead, he's given another option –become a member of the newest ANBU team…

"Please Itachi… I know I can't save Sasuke but I can save you." Itachi considered these words before knocking Naruto's hand away.' Redemption begins in the form of salvation, at least that's what Naruto believes. ItaNaru Spoilers for Manga Chapters 365

Smelling interesting to demons was never a good thing to Nero and it certainty was not a good thing now. DantexNero Yaoi

Dante wasn't prepared to find his feelings for Nero going beyond friendship. Half of him is trying to win Nero over while the other is trying not to ruin everything. And all the while someone else has their eye on one of them. Eventual DxN.

Kyrie wants to get married; Nero really doesn't. Calling Dante for help may have been the worst idea ever...or the best. DxN

A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru

War is hard on every man, from the lowliest grunt to the greatest General, and it makes equals of them all, as Sephiroth discovered when he is stranded in the forests of Wutai with only a wounded Zack Fair and his own problems for company.

CloudxDenzel fic written mainly from Denzels POV. Denzel has fallen for his idol and Tifa makes it easy for him to get what he wants. Crappy summary, good story. Yaoi/Shota- don't like, don't read.

A yaoi Inucest fairytale-style story that is strictly for adult readers - what happens when Sesshomaru brings his little brother home after nearly 200 years? Please do not read this if you are underage or offended by such themes.

It's so damn hard to shut his devil side up when it wants to ride its mate into the next week. It has been purring for Dante for almost an hour now, and the Devil May Cry office isn't even in sight yet. Yaoi, lemon. D/N

Kai lived a normal life until he first saw Rei. It wasn't supposed to happen, he knew it was wrong, but now obsession grips him and will never let him go AU KaRe TalaBryan.

After Batman gives in to his hidden desires for one night, he carts off the clown to Arkham, only for the doctors to find the Joker is pregnant. WARNING! MPREG! Do not read if do not like!

Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru

At first, Matt was afraid that Mello wasn't going to let him sleep. There was, after all, only one bed and Mello's tone of voice implied the last thing he wanted to do was lay down and rest. Yaoi

Sephiroth really, really does NOT like being touched. Zack knows this, as he's been thrown through a few walls to make the lesson stick. But he knows when he's needed, and he'll always be there, even if Sephiroth doesn't want him just yet.

Ryan was Natalia's best friend. Partners who look out for each other. She knew she would gladly take a bullet for him anyday. But he was faster than her this time. Milkshake Buddies/songfic short inspired by "Your Guardian Angel" by RJA.

Beyond is attending that L is supposed to be at, but instead of the detective he meets his number one Kira suspect, Yagami Raito. What happens when these two come face to face, and what will Beyond do when he finds himself oddly attracted to the teen?

Sasuke wants to know where babies come from. He asks his older brother for the answer. How will this all work out? Oneshot. NOT YAOI. Humor. Its just something that popped in my head.

Arthur/Eames SLASH. "This was real, he could hold onto this." Warnings: Violence, slight Language, slight sexual content.

Arthur is sent to limbo. Eames/Arthur slash

Eames/Arthur. Spoilers for movie. "It's no wonder you're so fond of those paradoxical stairs."

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.

Black clouded the edges of his vision, and Itachi struggled to open his eyes. What if Itachi didn't die? Collection of 28 drabbles. AU. Gen. Complete. Spoilers for chapter 402.

My eyes simultaneously fell on Cloud's fluent form and Zack's rigid reflection. I could see both of them at the same time. Something about that statement set off a spark of possibility that made very little sense to me." Sephiroth/Cloud/Zack. (UNDERGOING OVERHAUL. Please read A/N)

L sleep-humping Light from a prompt from the Death Note Kink Meme .

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

Cloud's been begging Leon for years to go through with it, all it took was some bourbon and sweet talk. Sucky summary CxL yaoi 2 part saga!

Shikamaru is moving out of his family home. Naruto's apartment building has been slated for demolition. Neither make enough on their chuunin salaries to get a place in a decent part of Konoha. Together though... Eventual ShikaNaruShika yaoi

Uchiha Fugaku and Mikoto were planning on giving their youngest son, Sasuke, the The Talk. However, Itachi seemed to have already told Sasuke everything he needed to know about the subject--through experience. ItaSasu, Uchihacest. Oneshot. Rated M

In the midst of war, Harry is bitten by a vampire. Alone in this electrifying new lifestyle, he is sent to Forks to live with the Cullens and master the art of vampirism. There he meets the strange, aloof Edward, whose eyes once mirrored his own… HP/EC

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

Sesshomaru justifies the whole thing by thinking: Really, had that unscrupulous hanyou no shame? Though even the great demon lord himself can't deny that things were getting a little... odd. Inu/Sess YAOI

Naruto loves ramen lots. He tells the whole class. This upsets Sasuke for some reason. SasuNaru, fluff

Sasuke meets Itachi in death.

Dante recalls his two sexy fights he had with Nero and plans another one. If all goes well, third time should be a charm. Slash/yaoi. Dante/Nero.

Criminology student Tala is sent to consult captured sociopath Kai Hiwatari in the hopes of catching another serial killer. Their dangerous relationship is taken to the next level when Kai escapes to pursue Tala. KaiXTala Ch 21 AND 22 up!

The quick journey through pregnancy, Kakashi's pregnancy XD IruKaka, mpreg

Geniuses do have a tendency to do things backwards. Valentine's Day morning for L and Light.

House buys Wilson lunch, but naturally he has an ulterior motive. Assumes established relationship, but no spoilers. Fluffy slash. New Chapter Two! *Order has been corrected to be chronological to the series

L, for obvious reasons, has always found it endlessly amusing that Light's favorite movie of all time is The Notebook. LxLight. Attack of the fluff! Oneshot.

Light finally has L right where he wants him...and gets just what he's been after from day one...who knew it was this simple all along?

AU. This is what remains. What if it were the Hyuuga massacre? Gen. Angst. Neji, Hinata, mentions of Itachi and Sasuke. Spoilers for chapter 404. Warnings for character death.

L is in Iraq and Light is his boyfriend in America. When there's a bombing where L is stationed the two loose contact. Light can't help but worry whether or not L was caught in the attack. What happened to L? Is he alive? LxLight, AU. Two-shot.

When Draco succumbs to a terrifying illness, he is taken to the only man who has a chance of saving him. With Draco's arrival, Harry's self-imposed isolation comes to an abrupt end. Not Epilogue Compliant. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT

A tiny glimpse into the dietary habits of our favourite inuyoukai. Oneshot.

They both carried wounds on their souls. Cloud thought he had seen the worst of Leon’s wounds manifest, but was Leon really the only one who needed help? Maybe they both needed it. AU CLC.

Prince Itachi takes the only surviving Hyuuga as his after a devastating war. Neji adjusts to the new life very slowly. Chibi fluff, ItaNeji, yaoi, etc. This is for Gwyllion.

A prince of a fallen kingdom and a slave of a cruel captor, Cloud now finds his heart is under siege by the man who captured him, the king of Radiant Garden, Leon. LeonCloud, RikuSora, AxelRoxas. YAOI OOC and some non-con, general dark themes and THIS IS ABOUT AS HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AS POSSIBLE. LEAVE YOUR MODERN VIEWS AT THE DOOR WHEN YOU COME IN. THANK YOU.

Zack tries to deal with life as a Soldier. Sephiroth is not amused

AU. Shikamaru gives new meaning to the term 'sexy librarian'. Neji just might learn something. ShikaNeji, NC17ish.

...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.

The Yagamis are having a Christmas party, and L has little choice but to attend. Cookies are eaten, and Christmassy chaos ensues. L/Light.

Soubi 22 and Ritsuka's 14 bond is getting weaker and weaker... Or was there no bond at all? Soubi tells Ritsuka the devastating news - their bond has to be confirmed... Physically. Will Ritsuka make the right choice?

Joker decides he wants to play mind games with Batman, and brings the Scarecrow along. Somewhat slash. Sequel to Say That We're Sweethearts Again.

Jim is moody, cranky, and very pregnant. Spock is...building a nest? MPREG

Chekov is the youngest ensign in Starfleet history. And sometimes, the crew treat him accordingly. Struggling to boost his self-esteem, will a late night conversation with the captain help bring him to the realisation that he's not as alone as he thinks?

Those Soldier myths have to arise from somewhere...

Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.

CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JAMES KIRK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your KIRK will give you decades of quality performance. Note: This fic has K/S slash.

Not only does Castiel have to cope with being a human, he must also cope with being a pregnant male. The sequel to Vessels. Contains Mpreg, slash, and Lucifer...

Dear L, please get pregnant. At least then you'll be forced to eat healthy, stand straight, sit normally, and sleep like a normal person. Minus the morning sickness of course. Love, Light. SEQUEL to Dear Mello; Warnings: LightxL, mpreg, foul language, AU

Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.

General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

L gets drunk, and Light has to deal with the consequences. LxLight

K/S established. Pon Farr means bonding for life. Spock thinks that Jim isn't ready for that. Jim proves him wrong.

Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!

Congratulations on your purchase of a JONATHAN CRANE/THE SCARECROW Unit!

Light Yagami never wanted a pet, especially a cat. Now, he’s kind of stuck with one. One problem though: the cat doesn’t seem to be a cat at all! Hey Light, at least he’s house trained! AU, lots of OCC, and yaoi! THATS RIGHT, YAOI! Kind of shota yaoi too

When a strange package is delivered for Seimei, Ritsuka can't restrain his curiosity and opens it. What's inside? A beautiful blonde robot.

Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC

K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...

One-shot: Naruto can't remember why the two married. He's always left alone and it's like sleeping with ice. Itachi doesn't realize it until he gets a dangerous wake up call in the form of tears. Itachi/Naruto. YAOI! M.J. Tribute.

Light and L debate Light's exact sexuality... while in bed. Not horribly graphic. Oneshot. LxLight

Ensign Pavel Chekov didn’t think he could flush a deeper shade of pink. He had also never been so glad of the existance of Klingons. Chekov's mother calls the Enterprise.

Home' side-story. K/S, Sulu and Chekov.

K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?

L offers Light a sugar cube before going to bed. L/Light, yaoi, oneshot.

Oneshot. K&S, friendship or pre-slash, as you prefer. Diplomatic parties - the bane of every high-ranking Starfleet officer.

In which Sasuke wakes up in the bed of a blonde dobe who will stop at nothing to have said Uchiha pounding inside of him. SasuNaru lemon, yaoi, MPreg. Don’t like, don’t read.

Sasuke and Naruto was assaulted on their way back to Konoha - and after defending Sasuke from a kunai, Naruto was transformed into a half human-half cat! What's more, he listens to nobody but Sasuke himself! What will happen next? SasuNaru, OOC

Oneshot, K&S. Could be taken as pre-slash or just friendship. Jim's not a science officer, but he's kind of inclined to analyse one.

Oneshot, K/S, slashy. Oh, the things Spock puts up with...

Cloud hated door-to-door salesmen— especially that one obnoxious one named Zack Fair who wouldn’t leave him alone. Zack/Cloud, for Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116.

Caught at the end of a potions experiment gone wrong Harry is turned into a child. He sure isn't the luckiest person in the world. Especially when his babysitters are one Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape. Who will be falling for who by the time he's healed?

Privately, Stevie Goldstein can't help but think men are pretty stupid, sometimes. Nick/Greg pre-slash, mild slash. Oneshot. Outsider POV.

Congratulations on your purchase of a THE JOKER Unit!

Congratulations on your purchase of a BRUCE WAYNE/BATMAN Unit!

"Why is it in Spanish? Since when does the Joker give threats in Spanish?" The threat to destroy the hospital is delivered in Spanish...What will Gordon do?

Miguel/Kai:: Two silver rings with inscriptions writing in two different languages that seem to hold quite a lot of meaning. Is it just a coincidence that Kai and Miguel just happen to have matching rings? Max doesn’t seem to think so.

[Yaoi] After a devastating divorce Naruto's heart is in dire need of a healing for the sake of he and his child. He never knew that the one to heal it has wounds as well. MPreg ItaNaru Will contain future lemons

It's Naruto's birthday, and Gaara takes this chance to try on something new for his special someone.

It all started with Shuichi asking Yuki a question. Hilarity and fluff ensues. Strictly crack dialouge fics. YukiXShu. Rated T for Yuki's bad mouth.

SLASH! The Joker always wondered how he'd feel about Batman after he unmasked him. B/J

Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.

Sasuke needs to breed and Naruto is unpredictable enough to make that happen. [NaruSasu]Mpreg.

Naruto wants the three of them to be a real family, but first he needs to get Kakashi to move in with them. Yonkaka.

Light needs coffee, damn it.

Taken hostage by the Joker, Richard Grayson tries to understand the puzzling relationship that exists between Batman and the clown prince of crime.

Batsy, doesn't this remind you of our first date? drabble Joker/Batman, enjoy

With Restoration over, Leon decides to start a family. Cloud has something to say about that. Cloud/Leon. Cid/Vin. Yaoi, OOC, Non-con, BDSM, Lemons, Cursing, Mpreg, Birth, Breastfeeding. 2nd Revision 4/23/09-5/1/09.

"Let me take you away from all this." Pure fluff, slash, B.J./Hawkeye.

Naruto insists that Valentine’s Day isn’t that big of a deal. His advice? Just ask. He did and he has the chidori burn to prove it. SasuNaru

Yuki "leaves" Shuichi, and a number of people decide that Shuichi is up for grabs.

Oneshot. Sasuke will do anything to get Itachi to keep his secret! Warnings: Uchihacest, blowjob. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. COMPLETE

What do you get when you combine a bunch of neurotic, eccentric lunatics together in an office building eight hours a day, five days a week? And then for the hell of it, you throw in some romance and masturbation jokes and an escaped lion? You get this.

Goku almost never wore boxers. This was one of the many things Vegeta loved about him. One-shot, VegetaxGoku. This is a practice lemon for my other story, A Desire Is Not A Wish. Reviews are sweet. They make my world go 'round.

[AU] Bored high school teacher Dr House is looking for a new puzzle. When a student transfers from Australia, he believes his wishes have been granted... but getting to know him may be getting in too deep. What could a sixteen year old be hiding?

My attention is caught now. “You know, I sort of miss the guy. I wonder what he’s up to… by the sound of it, he has as much to do as Tsunade-baachan, except he doesn’t get drunk or take a nap during the job.”.:.NaruGaa threeshot, full of fluff. COMPLETE!

Oneshot. AU. For Knit.pump. The news-casters were named Cloud Strife and Leon Leonhart: Old school acquaintances, mutual enemies, coffee-addicts, and sadistic bastards.

Reno thought all those past Hojo enhancements were to make him a better Turk. Again, he's proved wrong. Cloud/Reno. Some Cid/Vin. Tseng/Rufus. Seph/Zack. Yaoi,OOC,Mpreg,Lemons,Non-con,BDSM Equip.,Cursing,Sexual Add.,Enema ref. 2nd Revision 4/18-19/09

LxLight Reversed AU. L may be the world’s greatest thief, but Detective Light Yagami is on to him. Pity L is so good at stealing things – including Light himself. COMPLETE.

15 years after the last Triwizard Tournament, another is staged at Hogwarts, complete with Yule ball. All 4 former champions are invited and asked to bring a date. Harry and Cedric bring each other. semi-AU; Cedric's alive but much from canon H/Ced

Christmas Special: Leon knew that Cloud wasn't going to be there for Christmas. While he's celebrating with their friends, Cloud is going bonkers trying to find the perfect gift for his kitten! Cloud better hurry if he wants to be home for Christmas!

When Raito finds himself chained to L, he expects the manipulative detective to do everything he can to prove he's Kira. But what else does L want from Raito? Yaoi, PWP, LxLight.

LxLight At Soichiro's birthday party, one of Light's relatives starts hitting on L. Light is in hysterics while hilarity ensues.

For the Kakairu Livejournal Xmas challenge. Kakashi disturbs Iruka at work on Christmas day.

ItaSasu.When Sasuke stumbles upon Itachi's hidden stash, he becomes a little too curious for his own good. A/R, Yaoi, Uchihacest. Anal, AU/AR, COMPLETE, Inc, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, Voy, Yaoi

Two strangers meet on a sunny street in Gotham and recognize each other, even though they've never met before. Implied Batman/Joker .

Title is pretty self-explanatory. Joker is faced with the horror that is Mary-Sue and deals with it Joker-style.

A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.

Poetic ponderings on why everyone's favorite killer clown has such a frenzied following of fanatical females.

Rigsby is jealous of Patricks hair.

Non-Nolanverse, Batman/Joker. When Bruce is kdnapped by Gotham's most wanted, he needs a distraction to escape. SLASH, 18

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

In a bad mood Nick needs an outlet. Follows Episode 905. Utter SLASH! Nick/Greg

Eiri has a simple question. Why can't he just get a simple answer? You gotta love these guys! EirixShu, One-shot

Harley storms out and Joker is left to his own devices. Rid of the old ball and chain, he indulges in the charms of bachelorhood. A "day in the life of". Warnings for implicit violence and sexual references.

The Joker has a deep, dark secret. One that, if found out, would shock Gotham City and The Batman to the very core. HUMOUR Fic.

Birthday fic for L. Yaoi XD

When an anonymous tip alerts Starfleet to possible sexual harassment on board the Enterprise, Kirk, Spock, and McCoy must endure a Fleet regulation lecture.

Riku is pretty content with his life, except for one tiny problem. Riku is blind. When he's offered the chance to change his life, what will happen? SoRiku

This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...

Ryou has an unfortunate habit of getting bully's attentions. Despite his attempts to handle things himself, Ryou's yami feels a need to punish the individual unfortunate enough to pick on his Hikari.

Itachi offers to help a struggling Sasuke with his ninja training as long as he gets something in return. Poor Sasuke has no idea was his aniki has in mind. Uchihacest.

Dean Winchester lives his life in the cold, believing that he’s undeserving. When he gets a taste of God’s love, it’s more than he can handle, and he makes a choice that might lead to his damnation. Or his salvation. Dean/Castiel. Set after 4.02

Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…

Sasuke's now back in Konoha. Or, perhaps, a shell of him. He doesn't eat, sleep or react to anything, doesn't seem to be even alive anymore. Naruto is desperate to make him wake up, but with Kyuubi acting up, will he be strong enough? YAOI NaruSasu

A case leaves Nick well aware of how short life really is and how much Death loves to follow him and Greg. One-shot, established Nick/Greg. Spoilers for Fannysmackin', hints of For Gedda and many others.

How long does it take to get everything you never knew you wanted? Nine months. Nine songs. Nine slices of life. **Slash** Nick/Greg. COMPLETE.

Tim Drake discovers the beautiful fun of telling everyone, including Batman, Alfred and the Joker, "YOUR MOM!" jokes and uses it as only a 14-year-old Boy Wonder can...Wow, who knew Batman could turn that shade of red? Otherwise entitled, "Run, Tim, Run!"

Batman learns to regret doing research before turning in for the night. Slash warning Batman/Joker sorta.

Greg is sick, and Nick is confused. Soup. Sweaters. Sappyness. Yes, that’s right, it’s standard issue distraction-from-chaptered-story fluff. Pre-slash – check. S6 – check. Misunderstandings – check. **Slash** Nick/Greg.

Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.

Batman makes a deal with the Joker that lands him in a very vulnerable position. Will the Joker take advantage of the situation? Pffft, of course he will! Joker/Batman One Shot Slash!

The Joker is once again interrogated by Batman... but said clown finds a way to spice it up a little. Slash. Joker/Batman

Set during TDK. “What do you want?” Bruce said, his braver voice returning to him. The Joker simply chuckled as if he was asked a simple question. “Well the answer is simple, silly! I want you,”. BrucexJoker Rated M for language and slash. Now, a Oneshot

Who's posting this stuff, anyway? And why is it all over Gotham City?

SasuNaru love anthology! "Uchiha Sasuke was unlike other shinobi. For one, he claimed Uzumaki Naruto as his 'ducky mommy.'"

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!

Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.

Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!

Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Altinate universe fiction of Ennis & Jack from Brokeback Mountain set in San Francisco. Jack Twist had a chance encounter with a veterinarian one day, didn’t know the shy vet & his black & white boston terrier, would have a permanent place in his heart.

Light won't buy anything sweet for L and he's going to really regret it when L starts picturing Light as a giant banana split. LxLight

In the ending of the war, and Sky Net's dying time, Machines are falling, and Man triumphs. And one abandoned child, beaten by the consequences of war seeks a companion, who comes to her in the form of the Last T1000. She names him Tyler.

All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.

When a perp chase goes bad, Danny has to take care of his close friend, Flack ... except Flack isn't quite behaving like the man Danny's always known. Danny/Flack.

A series of 26 vignettes about Drake & Josh as a couple, one each for the letters A to Z. This is the sequel to "The Best Man." Drake/Josh

Greg... was a flirt. Warrick was... possessive. Slash, GregWarrick.

Greg da mom. NickGreg slash. For Mother's Day. It was posted on LJ, so no, I'm not some loser writing mother's day fics out of the blue XD

-V/T- Since nobody else is there, Vegeta goes to Trunks' school after getting a call about the boy's bad behavior. Oneshot.

A.K.A: Madara's evil plan to have Itachi bear his man-children. Mpreg. Spoilers. Crack. MadaIta.

Mikoto reads Sasuke a bedtime story... Uchihacest ItaSasu

Eventual Wincest of the DeanSam variety. Slash. Spoilers through 02x10, Hunted. After the events of Hunted Sam finally figures out what to tell Dean.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Light and L overhear an interesting discussion between the rest of the task force. LxLight, oneshot.

After years of separation, the once close Bladebreakers come together again after finding out that Kai is dead. But they learn the hard way that not all in the shadows and coldness of Russia is what it seems… YAOI KaiTal among others, mentions of mpreg

Rei is burdened from his previous relationship and Tala steps in to lend a helping hand. Yaoi TalaRei. Implied Mpreg

Set after ‘Full Moon, Fast Cars’ and before ‘Cracks In The Glass’. Sam may know all about the supernatural, but he’s hopelessly naïve when it comes to people. AU SamDean slash

It’s been three years, four months and fifteen days since Dean’s deal came due, and while Sam had dreamed every night of him coming back…this wasn’t exactly how he pictured it. no longer a One-shot! Wincest! demon!Dean.

AU: Dante didn’t like taking advantages, but hell, this sure was amusing. :: DanteNero ::

Threesome. Itachi and Kisame capture Sasuke. :Incest, yaoi, rape: :ItaSasuKisa:

Sequel to 'Our First Noel'. Ray survived the Christmas holiday from hell in Japan. Now living with Kai in Russia, he must face the consequences. Chaos is just the beginning... KaixRay, BryanxTala yaoi. COMPLETED

Valentine’s Day special! It turns out; Sam never really wanted to be normal after all. Wincest, SamxDean, you are warned.

Underaged Wincest, Dean has always been Sam's, even if he didn't always know it. prequel/sequel to "He had Always Known"

Warren pet-sits. It doesn't go well.

Pein gets an outrageous idea to make the Akatsuki members participate in a foreign tradition called 'Secret Santa'. Chaos ensues as the Akatusuki try their best to get each other the perfect present. Lots of swearing. General sillyness. And HidanXItachi!

Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows

I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Prince Sasuke has to get married. Or screwed. Mostly? Screwed. Uchihacest. Hinted GaaNaru. Warning: Incest and Language! And crack. Lots and lots of crack.

SLASH SLASH SLASH, and by SLASH I mean homosexuality, not razors. This is a SLASH story with SweeneyAnthony, and it tells the story of what might have happened when Sweeney was rescued from the sea by young Anthony.

Sephiroth has the hots pretty badly for a certain young, innocent and naive cadet. Bad language. And Yaoi content...if and when Sephiroth ever gets his wicked way! Fan art for this book cover provided by PockyMunchingGod. Visit Pocky's homepage for the link to see the art in all its glory, and read the wonderful dedication to me and this story. Thank you, Pocky!

Five times House asked Wilson to marry him and one time he didn’t. House Wilson established relationship. Includes characters from season 4. Also guest starring Hector, Steve McQueen, Coma Guy and Donald Duck.

Chase gets molested, and House is there to remind him just who he belongs to. Slash, so don't read if you don't like

[BrooklynKai] Brooklyn couldn’t help teasing his neighbor, Kai, every day about his choice of boxer shorts!

I couldn't resist. Completely separate from my other stories. Inuyasha stumbles across his brother's clothing, armor and dead vassals. And it only gets stranger from there on out when he discovers his brother's a toddler hiding beneath Ah Un's body.

There was a sadistic edge to his voice, and Rei wondered how Kai could enjoy this. 'You slut.' [KaRe] [oneshot] [oh how wonderful it would be if it was for real]

Sometimes Zack felt that he had become a mother... SephirothxCloud, VincentxZack

FINAL CHAPTER NOW UP. Trapper never left, and now BJ’s been assigned to the 4077. The flames of love are fanned, and sparks fly. Slash: HawkeyeTrapper and HawkeyeBJ. Alternately humorous, romantic, angsty, and maybe a little overly dramatic.

It's swelteringly hot weather...so why is Nick coming into work with a scarf on? The rest of the team are determined to find out the answer to this question. Implied NickGreg. Please review!

Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.

In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.

CloudxLeon. Leon just doesn't understand those wacky neck ties. Chapter Two is for Leon's Birthday. Rated M for crude language, the best kind of language there is.

Sam has always known Dean loves him. Wincest

Sam takes a nasty knock on the head, resulting in strange amnesia. He thinks he's five years old. Now Dean has to deal with his big lil' brother and all the trials and tribulations that entails. Ch22 Up. COMPLETE

AU setting! One shot! Cloud is Zack's younger brother and admires him so much, though the feelings run deeper than just brotherly love... Slash,incest,yaoi

Just your typical cliched postnuclear holocaust HouseWilson first time slash humorfic. Nothing unusual here. Been done to death.

The new Pharaoh of Egypt has a lot of problems. For one, he must find a way to tell his Advisor he's gay. Another, his cousin, Seth, leads a secret life as a dancer. And who is this Thief King and why is he robbing Atem's closet?

Irvine gets knocked up! MPREG, slash

Everyone defines fun differently.

Naruto asks about Sasuke’s hair. [Sasunaru]

Yuki always says 'I love you'.

Scott and Logan are arguing. Jean's not getting involved.

The first word he ever spoke wasn't Daddy or Dada, but Deeeeen. His first steps in life were towards Dean and away from his father. Warning for Character Death, flashbacks to little Winchesters

Zack is a filthy, dirty, pervert. SephirothCloud. Seventh in my Yaoi Advent Calendar '06!

When Bruce's custody of Richard Grayson is challenged, he finds himself in a deadly race to discover the truth about his young ward.

Bruce disapproves of Dick's new video game.

Pure fluff: Alfred volunteers Bruce to be a chaperone at a neighborhood trickortreat outing for Dick’s first Halloween at Wayne Manor.

Tatsuha tells Eiri a modern fairy tale about his quest for Ryuichi. Humorous oneshot. Tatsuha x Ryuichi.

House declares his love for Wilson like a man should: over beer and pizza.

Always get your news from a reliable source. Ask Scott why.

Yuki's POV on why him and Shuichi are totally not in love. Definitely not... right? YuShu. Humor and Romance. Oneshot.

[Crack!Fic rated as such for language] It's difficult for one such as Uchiha Itachi to keep his reputation intact especially when all he really wants to do is be himself. His true self.

Oneshot. Dean is turned into a... pickle!

Everybody at Xavier's is asking the same question...What the heck is Logan staring at?

Their first date was so unbearably awkward that Dean Winchester can barely look at his brother the next day. Wincest SamDean

Tatsuha takes the gospel of man love to a whole new level when he comes out of the closet in front of his father and a whole auditorium of shocked worshippers during a Buddha School sermon recital.

Shuichi asks Yuki how much he loves those close to him. Yuki answers in the ususal fashion. Warning! Little to no plot! And Fluff!

Sam has a crisis in school, and Dean does what any big brother would, he comes to the rescue.

[Yaoi Rei x ?] Rei is in his third year at a highclass Art School, when the fourthyear leader of a well known gang with a bad reputation starts to watch him... Is he their next target? CH12 UP! RomanceHumourAngst R&R. COMPLETE

An afternoon drive with Yuugi could only end in one of two things. Of course, no one is complaining, certainly not Yami... [Senseless smut ahoy! YamixYuugi]

Bad Luck is leaving on a long tour, and Shuichi tries to convince Yuki to come along. Silly, fluffy oneshot.

Shuichi has just broken up Yuki's engagement to Ayaka. However, the singer is afraid that Yuki's commitment to him is not very deep. Can Yuki prove otherwise? [Oneshot. Humor.]

Ritsuka and Soubi has been together for years, but their relationship still hasn't gone in 'that' direction. If anything, Soubi seems more distant now than when Ritsuka was twelve...

Christmas is coming up but all Ray really wants for Christmas is Kai. Too bad fate, friends and Mariah keep getting in the way... Christmas has never been this interesting! A KaixRay fic from Ray's P.O.V. COMPLETED

As the title says. Sasuke can’t believe he has bad vision! Major crack and randomness.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

A simple, yet utterly hilarious CSI parody. Now that I've built it up too much, prepare to be underwhelmed!

Sam and Dean have a deadly encounter in a strange town.

Sesshoumaru's father gives him a rather strange, lecherous gift: Miroku! MM SessMiro, Oneshot,Yaoishounen ai, Rated G or PG, I guess

Naruto barges into Itachi’s life. But hey, who’s Itachi to stop him? Unfortunately or not, he didn’t think the boy would take over his life. ItaNaru. MPREG.

House has a fit of possessiveness. Wilson copes. HW, and one of those dreaded 'established relationship' fics.

Danny shows up on Martin's doorstep, bearing suitcases. [DM]

Today is the Day of Silence, a day for those silenced by oppression for being gay, bi, transgender, or an ally, to speak out by keeping quiet. Shuuichi is doing his part, and Yuki plans to have a little fun with that. Please R&R! This is my 40th fic!

Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud's Friday night tradition.