My name, age and gender are not important since this is a writing site.

I am from England:
- England is part of the United Kingdom. England is a country, the UK is not.
- I am not from, live anywhere near, or care about, London.
- There is no such thing as the British Accent. People from Black Country and people from Liverpool will not understand each other if they both speak quickly. And don't get me started about when the Scottish speak quickly...
- I despise tea and so drink coffee.

I get annoyed with some reviews:
- "tht ws gd liek update sn k" is NOT a review. It's actually insulting.
- A review explains whether the reader enjoyed something or not, and why.

Definition: 1) Look at something critically; 2) Give an opinion on the quality of something; 3) Consider something again.
Source:Encarta

Taking the 3rd part of the definition, some people really ought to review their reviews before sending them.

I am considering blocking anonymous reviews because too many people share a brain cell, and funnily enough it's only the 'anons' that give reviews like the aforementioned. If you really, really, really want to review... then get a frickin' penname.

I don't much like people. However - I am friendlier than I used to be.

I'm always up for making new friends, so if you want to contact me then send me a message. Don't dither or apologise though, because then I'll just think you're an idiot =D

Note: I haven't really been here since the middle of 2008, maybe earlier? Please try to ignore the shite that seems to be in some of my fics. Maybe one day I'll go through and refine them all to remove all the epic mistakes and rubbish parts.

Note : I drew the picture I have as my avatar, so don't touch.

I can be found on deviantART as a vexel/vector/anime artist.

I stole the memo below from JadeBangle, because it's hilarious.

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.