Pickleweasel1208hide bio
 Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, Dragon Ball GT, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, House, M.D., Dragon Ball Z, and Glee. Names: Sara, pickleweasel/Pickle Gender: Cisgender female Primary fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto Secondary Fandoms: House MD, Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, Glee Writes: Het, slash/shonen-ai/yaoi Reads: Het, slash/shonen-ai/yaoi, occasionally femslash/shojo-ai/yuri Likes/interests: Comments/reviews, decent grammar in fiction, science, social justice, music, cats, other animals, videogames, TV, the internets, the people I care about A little about me: I've been writing fanfiction since around 2001, and fiction in general since years earlier. I also write original fiction, edit (professionally and for the occasional friend), and do voice acting (of the story narration/audiobook variety). These are all hobbies that come after my personal life, and after my day job in retail/sex education/kink education. Blog about my creative endeavors: saratestarossa(dot)wordpress(dot)com I am also Pickleweasel on Archive of Our Own and DeviantArt, and @saratestarossa on Twitter. |
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Coercion by katBelle reviews
Sasuke is blackmailing his all-American neighbor with dirty childhood secrets into sexual play. But Sasuke is hiding a deeper secret- it's not the blonde he's after. It's someone much closer. Uchicest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,457 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruto U.
LOVE (AND ALL THAT OTHER CRAP): A ROYED 520 DAY SPECIAL by BinaryTales reviews
A sharp tongued, sarcastic and strangely affectionate note from Ed to Roy, absent once again on their anniversary...and another, more personal challenge is issued regarding the long ago loan of 520 cenz...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Roy M. - Complete
HALF LIVES 2: WHOLE LIVES by BinaryTales reviews
Once Edward watched his lover Mustang fall into madness avenging the death of Hughes. Now Ed vows to help Roy heal at last-but Roy's challenge is harder: coping with Ed's kids!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 147,170 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
HALF LIVES by BinaryTales reviews
Years have passed since the manga's end-life in Resembool has not gone well and Ed has the scars to prove it, seeking healing and refuge in his work at Central Command…but Roy Mustang refuses to see Ed suffer any longer...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,948 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Sleepless Nights by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Kabuto cannot seem to sleep, and Orochimaru is the only one who can solve this little problem. KabuOro. A late xmas gift for someone XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Image of Me by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Small drabble for OroKabu. How exactally does Orochimaru view his loyal medic?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Just this Once by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Kabuto catches his master in a very vunereable state just after the failed attack on Konoha, and things progress in a way he never thought they would. KabuOro. That's correct order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Unmentionable Jutsu by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Orochimaru is suffering from the 3rd's curse, and Kabuto wants to relieve him of his pain... with some interesting skills. Yaoi, so... don't read if you don't like! My first Narutofic. OroKabu, of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
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Irreplaceable
Sasuke tries to do something to try to fulfill his fantasies of being with his brother and relieve his sexual tension... but will it work? Warning: implications of brother/brother incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,677 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Complete
Giving In
Sasuke knows that Itachi wants him. He just has to get his big brother to give in to pleasure... (warning - incest. Don't like, don't read)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
In Case of Emergency reviews
Kotetsu and Izumo know that they're not supposed to have sex on missions – Tsunade was adamant about that fact. But in case of emergency, sometimes it's necessary to bend the rules…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Intervention reviews
Iruka is in love with both Kakashi and Yamato, but the other two men seem to be together. Are they? Will Iruka have to get over them, or will he be able to nab one - or both - of them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements reviews
Zabuza and Haku have always had interesting sleeping arrangements... but things change when Haku hits puberty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Persuasion reviews
Kakashi and Shikamaru have been together four months, and things are going well... but Kakashi wants something more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Kakashi H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Piercings reviews
Crack fic, why Goku is afraid of... something interesting about Puck.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Goku, Puck - Complete
Through the Window reviews
A rewrite of the scene in Season 7 Episode 1 where Wilson is stuck in the window. What if Cuddy weren't there? House/Wilson. Warning - Dubious consent!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
First Day In Office reviews
It's Roy's first day in office as Furher, and Ed has decided to give him a gift to celebrate the occasion.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Bound reviews
When Ed returns to Amestris from our world, he finds himself working alongside former Colonel Mustang. Never in his wildest dreams though, did he imagine that he would wind up with his former superior bound to his bed...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
Kakashi's Punishment reviews
Iruka decides to have a little fun with Kakashi, after Kakashi makes them both late. Sequel to "Why Kakashi is Always Late" Warning for mildly dubious consent - but it does work out, I promise! Iruka/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Why Kakashi is Always Late reviews
Why's Kakashi always late? Well, not being able to keep his hands off his boyfriend may be one reason... Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Not Snape's Worst Memory reviews
Thank goodness Harry didn't see what happened after "Snape's Worst Memory" in the pensieve in OotP... Severus/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Satin and Senbon reviews
Why does Haku dress in feminine clothing? An introspective piece. Zabuza/Haku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Clinic Visit HouseEd reviews
Ed comes to the Princeton Plainsboro clinic with quite a predicament for House to deal with...
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Edward E., G. House - Complete
Hospital Stay KakaShika Wilson reviews
Kakashi is in the hospital with his lover Shikamaru by his side as they worry for Kakashi's life.
Crossover - Naruto & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Kakashi H., J. Wilson - Complete
Trapped in the Closet Kurt and Vegeta reviews
Vegeta and Kurt wind up trapped in the closet at McKinley, and neither is quite pleased with the situation...
Crossover - Dragon Ball GT & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Vegeta, Kurt H. - Complete
A Different Kind of Game ShikaRoy reviews
Shikamaru and Roy are playing an innocent game of shogi, then the situation shifts...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Shikamaru N., Roy M. - Complete
The Father of Her Child reviews
Sasuke happens upon a captured kunoichi and saves her life. The ramifications of this action are unexpected to both of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Transparency reviews
Naruto learns that there's a lot more to Neji than there appears to be on the surface.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
