To steal from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Life is doubt. And Faith without doubt is nothing but death.

Life is Uncertain... Eat dessert first!

There is probably no hell for authors in the next world. They suffer so much from critics and publishers in this.

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed- they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce...? The cuckoo clock.

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1. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Aizen's tea will liquefy your kidneys.
2. Honesty is the best policy, but Insanity is a better defense.
3. Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore I am perfect!
4. Someday my Prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
6. Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
7. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
8. Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
9. You! Off my planet!
10. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
11. "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
12. BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!
13. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.