Yay. I have another story. I should stop and just finish up other stories. Technically only 4 other stories out of my 30 aren't discontinued or on hiatus.

If you haven't fucking noticed, there is swearing and the beauty of sexual innuendos.

All opinions appreciated.

Disclaimer: I don't own KHR.

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~ PROLOGUE ~

Top Kek- Did you see that hack the other day?

Elizabeth l'anatra – Yeah. Everyone knows about it. I mean a virus through a hack called Thirst is pretty darn cool.

CagnaSiVuoleCombattere– But isn't that creepy? It's kinda awesome though.

Cielo27 - I assure you, but the situations the world is put in, are not creepy or awesome but dangerous, I'm sure you all know, Mafioso.

Cielo27 left the Group Chat.

The trio of random people of the world stared at the person who joined the chat without them knowing and disappeared without a single trace.

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"SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI!"

The brunet sharply awoke from his slumber of thoughts as he snapped his attention to the raging teacher who stood in front of his desk.

"It is not your sleeping time! This is why students these days-"

"'Are incredibly stupid?' Although you have shitty grades from when you were in school?" said Tsunayoshi as he completed what the teacher was going to say and what he kept secret. The teacher's face started turning into a dangerous red of anger and before the teacher could burst anything out, Tsuna was already at the front of the classroom writing down one digit and sat himself back down again.

Fellow classmates were either too shocked to actually do anything against him. Most people disliked him and the girls were rather unimpressed as of the brunet's relationship with their idol.

"The problem is I'm only here to take up time. I mean, once I get home, there isn't anything I can do which will sustain the thirst for fun, you know? As boring and stupid as it can get, school is here and home is there. I'm doing this for the sake of my mother so if she ever says that I'm fine with what I'm doing now, then I'll just quit school," said Tsuna out loud. "So excuse me for sleeping, and wouldn't you rather have me away from you? I'm sure you love me."

There was absolute silence and shock. Tsuna took it for a yes that he could leave- so he left. Out the door and off he went.

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Blonde Bronco joined 2 minutes ago.

Cielo27 joined just now.

Blonde Bronco: Cielo! So how was your day?

Cielo27: Fun-fucking-tastic

Blonde Bronco: *raises eyebrow* what happened?

Cielo27: *ignores* Is there a new job?

Blonde Bronco: Nah, I'm just here to tell you something I heard from a past tortor.

Cielo27: Tortor? You mean torturer or tutor?

Blonde Bronco: … Actually both, now that I think about it.

Cielo27: And after all this time a brain actually exists in your head.

Blonde Bronco: HEY! Anyways… apparently someone's going around spreading your name, so you're gonna be popular.

Cielo27: So?

Blonde Bronco: SO? Is that all you're gonna say? THE ENTIRE MAFIA IS AFTER YOU! But then again, you used that nickname didn't you?

Cielo27: Yes. Also, can you stop with the capitals? I see them every day in a damn textbook saying ANSWER THIS QUESTION.

Blonde Bronco: YOU'RE STILL IN SCHOOL? And I thought you were a grown man like me.

Cielo27: Are you even a man, yet?

Blonde Bronco: ARGH! Well, you are you and I am I-

Cielo27: Oh good, you can differentiate what is you and I.

Blonde Bronco: … Just saying, be careful. A lot of Famiglias are after you and I'm doing my best to cover ya. That nickname of yours as well… you should change it one day.

Cielo27: Yeah, whatever. Since when did you care, anyways?

Blonde Bronco: I dunno, but you've been the same since ever. Ah, I need to go.

Blonde Bronco left.

Cielo27: You too and I'll be careful, Bronco. Besides, YouCykaBlyat is a beautiful name.

Cielo27 left.

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"Dame-Tsuna!"

Tsuna glared at his bedroom door as he got up and stepped out of the door's way. As soon as it slammed open and the person stepped in, Tsuna stepped out of the room and walked downstairs with a fuming blonde following him.

"What the hell are you doing? Aren't you supposed to be at school?"

"I don't need it."

"Too tough for ya? Still got a zero on a test? I don't even know if that's humanly possible." The blonde, aka, Tsuna's brother, was the idol of the school and Tsuna was dead last, despite how smart he could be. He would always just barely pass a test by answering half the questions on the sheet and leave the rest blank, but that's because he honestly didn't bother as long as he passed. If the school ever dared to lift that passing mark, even if it was 99/100, he would get that 99/100 mark.

"I still don't understand how it's humanly possible for anyone to like you," retorted Tsuna. "Oh wait, there's still mum, so it's okay."

The flustered look on his brother's face started to become a rather dangerous pink. Tsuna may be smart, but limits meant nothing to him. And that was a weakness he did not even regret.

"I'll fucking kill you."

He knew he should stop, but even, so, his brother was violent in his ways of anger. A prompt kick to the stomach started to alert his senses about the following hit. It's probably been about two years since it started. It wasn't as bad as he thought originally but he knew that his brother was gradually getting stronger and the time that his brother would beat him slowly extended.

It was something he knew that he shouldn't get used to. But that human instinct where you are unable to fight back always comes in. And he hated that. Expectations are a flaw. Tsuna was not strong physically, something he wishes to work on, but he found himself indulged into technology and was unable to actually go outside and do something. His laptop, his phone, anything that has a single evidence of electricity, battery or technology made him feel safe.

The loud thump and knock of air shortly brought him back to his current situation until he heard the click of the front door downstairs. His brother, no matter how stupid he could be, heard it too and instantly stopped.

"There will be a day, where you won't even see the next day," threatened the blonde. He stood back up in a huff and breathed in and out to regain his breath.

With a shaky hand, Tsuna grasped the edge of his table, and flopped back down. He didn't have enough strength. There was no blood, which was a good thing, but nasty purple-black bruises started to form around his chest and stomach area after he took off his shirt after many attempts. He hissed as the bruises stung from his finger's touch. His palms were red and nail marks showed the signs of endurance from the beating.

Yes, he really did need to work on his physical state.

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Cielo27 was added to JUST CHAT by Blonde Bronco.

Admins online: Blonde Bronco

Members online: 100fluffysweets, Hitman-Sun-Absolution, Blonde Bronco

Members offline: I-am-X, Nonot-your-business, RedEarth

Cielo27: Uh what is this supposed to be?

Blonde Bronco: A group chat! :D

Cielo27: …

Hitman-Sun-Absolution: Who is this?

Blonde Bronco: It's a friend of mine~

100fluffysweets: That's cute, wanna fuck?

Cielo27: …

100fluffysweets: Sorry about that, I've seen so many people add 'wanna fuck' at the end of their sentence it became an introduction thing for me. Obviously I don't do it in real life~

Blonde Bronco: Ahaha, yeah. This is a group chat, Cielo.

Cielo27: I can clearly see that. You already said that.

Hitman-Sun-Absolution: Cielo, what is your relationship with Bronco?

Cielo27: :^)

Hitman-Sun-Absolution: Stop that face. You get what I mean. … I don't mean it that way.

Cielo27: :^) Sorry. Uh. If you were water, I'd need you right now.

100fluffysweets: Thirsty much XD

Cielo27: Stfu, 100fluffysweets.

100fluffysweets: You're Japanese right? Just call me Hyaku~

Cielo27: How did you know that?

Blonde Bronco: You're Japanese? No wonder you're never on when it's night in Italy.

Hitman-Sun-Absolution: Japanese? Interesting. You won't happen to be a hacker, right?

Cielo27: I am a hacker.

Hitman-Sun-Absolution: Then you can be my hacker.

100fluffysweets: Possessive, are we? You can't take the kawaii Japanese from me.

Blonde Bronco: Uh guys, Cielo is my hacker.

Cielo27: You people sound like guys fighting over a girl. :^)

Hitman-Sun-Absolution: … That fucking face is pissing me off.

100fluffysweets: AHAHAHA!

Blonde Bronco: You seem rather happy today Cielo. Anything happen?

Cielo27: I had the complete opposite of happy, you stupid horse.

Blonde Bronco: Hey, that's mean!

100fluffysweets: (This message was deleted.)

Blonde Bronco: Wait, what was that?

100fluffysweets: Hm~ I wonder~ I accidentally wrote something really bad.

Cielo27: Do I even bother to find out what it was?

100Fluffysweets: You probably don't want to.

Cielo27: Hey, where did Mr Sunshine go? Also, I'll be back in a sec… Gonna check what that message was…

Blonde Bronco: Huh good question.

100fluffysweets: O.O I don't think it is a great idea to check what I wrote!

Cielo27: … "Stupid horses don't deserve to be ridden, if you know what I mean. :^)" – 100fluffysweets. Really, Hyaku?

100fluffysweets: *Sweat-drops* kek. But this :^) is absolutely amazing. It's like a smirk~

Cielo27: Yeah… haha… Um… So anyone know what happened to Sunshine?

Hitman-Sun-Absolution: Yes I'm still here. And why Sunshine? It makes it so goddamn… sparkly.

Cielo27: Well do what you want, I need to sleep. And repeat another day of crap. I look forward to something interesting when I come back.

100fluffysweets: 'Come back' :^)

Cielo27 went offline.

Nonot-your-business just came online!

Nonot-your-business: Who was that? Because he sure was rather COMEvenient in this group chat.

Hitman-Sun-Absolution: … Please do not…

Nonot-your-business: NONOt what? :^)

Blonde Bronco: …

100fluffymarshsweets: …

Hitman-Sun-Absolution: …

Hitman-Sun-Absolution went offline.

100fluffymarshsweets went offline.

Blonde Bronco went offline.

Nonot-your-business: Oh well. I thought they were rather good.

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Well. I hope you enjoyed. Just saying, I love crack. Along with all this random stuff mixed in. So, let's just say you should expect a load of sexual innuendos in these online chats along with random jokes.

I'm pretty sure you can guess who is who in the chat.

I've always wanted to do a twin-fic. Hope you don't mind.

Thanks for reading and leave a short review if you want. Suggest some sexual innuendos and puns as well. And once you've guessed everyone's identity to the usernames in the online chat, I'll explain them if you want.

Zaira Swift.