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 Author has written 26 stories for Digimon, Warcraft, Pokémon, Hunger Games, Flowers for Algernon, Digimon/Pokemon, Hobbit, To Kill a Mockingbird, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Total Drama series. My profile picture was created by Firecel on DeviantArt! I am simply borrowing it. Welcome to my profile. I've been expecting you. Mwahahahahahaha! Ehehe... *Sweatdrops* Hello everyone! I don't have much to say, so I'll make this part short and sweet. :) I've been here for a few years, as you can probably tell, and I've been loving it! I just ohevet reading all the fanfictions and all my favorites are, well, faved. That, and the ones I'm in the process of reading. 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OATH TO THE FINISH STORY REVOLUTION I, MitzvahRose, do hereby promise to finish any fanfiction story that I post on Fanfiction.net, no matter how much time it takes up, or how long it takes to be finished I will finish my story. I've joined the finish story revolution; copy and paste this into your profile and be a part of the revolution too! The pledge of a good fanfiction author: No matter how old the fanfiction is, read it. No matter how many reviews it already has, review it. Even if there are no reviews, read the story if you like the summary. If it is the worst piece of writing out there, do not flame. NEVER, EVER DELIBERATELY TRASH A PERSON BECAUSE THEIR WRITING IS BAD! Don't be afraid to speak your mind. Do not steal ideas. Remember to update your own stories regularly. If you think (or in my case, hope) you do all of those things, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this to your profile if you believe flames are just a boring waste of time to read! 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About me: Fandoms I Write For (None of the following are in any particular order and will be added to over time) Favorite Characters Digimon: Adventure- Wizardmon, Gatomon, Kari, Tai, Sora, Izzy, Gabumon, Myotismon, DemiDevimon, Puppetmon, Andromon, Leomon, Ogremon, Elecmon, Piximon, Gotsumon, Pumpkinmon, Cherrymon 02- Ken, Wormmon Tamers- Impmon/Beelzemon, Leomon, Jeri, Rika, Renamon, Terriermon, Takato, Guilmon, Guardromon, Lopmon/Antylamon, Ryo, Cyberdramon, Calumon, Yamaki, Riley, Tao, Dolphin, Henry's sensei, Rumiko, Seiko, Makuramon, Caturamon, Zhuqiaomon, IceDevimon, Chuchidarumon, Behemoth, Alice Transformers: G1- Starscream, Skyfire, Soundwave, Jazz, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Wheeljack, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Swindle, Ravage, Blurr Armada- Starscream, Jetfire, Hot Shot, Scavenger, Megatron, Demolisher, Cyclonus, Alexis, Swindle, Star Saber and components Prime- Starscream, Knock Out, Ratchet, Soundwave, Arcee, Bulkhead, Breakdown, Bumblebee, Wheeljack, Smokescreen, Dreadwing, Cliffjumper, Shockwave, Predaking, Airachnid, ST-3VE (Steve the Vehicon), Miko, Megatron Hunger Games: Cinna, Rue, Cato, Foxface, Thresh, Effie, Haymitch The Hobbit: Gollum, Gandalf, Balin, Fili, Kili, Bard, Bombur, Smaug, Thorin Pokemon: Kanto- Meowth, Jessie, James, Brock, Misty, Ash, Pikachu, Charizard, Butterfree, Mew, Mewtwo, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Jigglypuff, Haunter, Pidgeotto, Nurse Joy Least Favorite Characters Digimon: Adventure- Etemon, Kari (formerly) 02- MaloMyotismon Tamers- Suzie (formerly), Gekomon, Indramon Transformers: G1- Megatron Armada- Thrust Prime- Special Agent William Fowler (formerly), Silas/C.Y.L.A.S. (though I like him as a villian ;P), Vince The Hobbit: Master of Laketown Favorite Pairings Digimon: Adventure- Taiora (Tai x Sora), Koumi (Izzy x Mimi), Jyoumi (Joe x Mimi), Takari (T.K. x Kari), Mimato (Matt x Mimi), WizGato (Wizardmon x Gatomon) 02- Taiora, Sorato (Matt x Sora), WizGato, Koumi, Daiken (Davis x Ken), Kenyako (Ken x Yolei), Arukenimon x Mummymon Tamers- RenaImp (Impmon x Renamon), Jurato (Takato x Jeri), Rukato (Takato x Rika), Yamaki x Riley, Henry x Jeri, Jenruki (Henry x Rika), Juki (Rika x Jeri) Transformers: G1- StarFire (Starscream x Skyfire), Optimus Prime/Orion Pax x Megatron/Megatronus, Prowl x Jazz, Wheeljack x Ratchet, StarTwins (Sideswipe x Starscream x Sunstreaker), Seeker Trine (Skywarp x Starscream x Thundercracker), Optimus Prime x Starscream, Optimus Prime/Orion Pax x Elita One/Ariel, MegaStar (Megatron x Starscream), Soundwave x Ratchet, Prowl x Starscream, RatchTwins (Sideswipe x Ratchet x Sunstreaker), Warp x TC (Skywarp x Thundercracker) Armada- Starscream x Jetfire, Starxis (Starscream x Alexis) Prime- Fowler x June, Optimus Prime x Knock Out, Optimus Prime/Orion Pax x Megatron/Megatronus, Optimus Prime x Airachnid, Arcee x Cliffjumper, Arcee x Tailgate, Arcee x Starscream, KO x SS (Knock Out x Starscream), KKnockDown (Knock Out x Breakdown), KnocKing (Knock Out x Predaking), Starscream x Soundwave, Starscream x ST-3VE, Ratchet x Wheeljack, Breakdown x Airachnid, Megatron x Soundwave, MegaStar Hunger Games: Peeta x Katniss, Gale x Katniss Pokemon: Kanto- Pokeshipping (Ash x Misty), Rocketshipping (Jessie x James) Least Favorite Pairings Digimon: Adventure- Taito (Tai x Matt), Leomon x Ogremon Tamers- RenaGuil (Renamon x Guilmon) (I just don't see it...), ImpGuil (Guilmon x Impmon), Jenkato (Henry x Takato) Transformers: G1- Megatron x Skyfire, SunnySides (Sideswipe x Sunstreaker) Prime- Optimus Prime x June, Arcee x Jack, Bulkhead x Wheeljack, Megatron x Shockwave, Megatron x Airachnid Digimon Junk I Found and Like (lol) -Season 1- Izzy: We're the first humans to be digitally processed. That means we're pioneers, like Marco Polo. "Scared, Tai?" "No way... how bout you Matt?" "Course not... piece of cake but... maybe I'll just hold on to you, to make sure you don't chicken out or anything..." "Thanks Matt, I'll do the same for you." - Matt and Tai "I've been living a lie..." "You mean you're not a real blonde?" - Matt and Gabumon "Moving right along, folks, Keep it moving. Our next stop on the tour will be the forest of irrelevant road signs. No pictures, please." - Matt "So what am I supposed to do? Throw the digivice at the monsters and hope they get scared and run away?" - Tai "Genius over there is trying to call the telephone repairman because the phones don't work." - Tai "Now that the boys have holes in their heads, maybe their brains will get enough oxygen." - Sora "It's all my fault, right Sora?" "Yes--uh... no?" - Tai and Sora, of course xD "Why? Do you think we're too dumb to understand?" "Yes!" - Tai and Izzy "My light will lead us towards the others." "Don't look at me, but I think it's like this night light I used to have that guided me towards the bathroom." - Kari and T.K. "Yeah, well, do you know what I heard? I heard that trying to act too grown up is a sign of immaturity." "What's that?! If you got something to say to me, say it to my face! Come on, out with it, you weenie-headed two-toned pork chop!" - Patamon and Elecmon upon first meeting :trying to help Sora: Izzy: I’m not going to hit you, Tai. T.K. (thinking): "What am I saying? We have to climb it. Sora told me to be brave!" (to Kari) "Looks dangerous, you go first." "Our adventure in the Digital World might be over for now, but that gate won't stay closed forever. I have a feeling that this won't be the last time we see our pals, the Digimon. You wait and see... One day that portal will open again and we'll return to the Digital World. I wonder if Agumon will remember me? I know I'll never forget him or the rest of the Digimon. None of us will!" - Tai Kamiya -Season 2- "Like sands in the hourglass, so are your friends' lives" - Ken / The Digimon Emperor "And in the end, every world might be covered in darkness; as dark as a black cat at midnight" - Gatomon "Let's just say that while your were sleeping, I had nine lives, and now I'm down to three." - Gatomon "Rome wasn't built in a day. Looking beautiful takes time." - Gatomon Cody: ...it's a control spire. Matt (to Davis, about three minutes before he tries to knock him off a cliff): Fighting isn't always the answer. Upamon: It's the forbidden valley of no return. Davis: Doesn't anyone have an idea? Principal (over PA system): Will Mary Robertson please report to the office? Your locker is missing. (Err...?) (to Ken) "Cheer up, you can destroy somebody tomorrow." - Wormmon "Master, don't be depressed. I've got an idea. Let's grab some dark rings, capture a couple of innocent digimon and make their lives absolutely miserable." - Wormmon "You ate Upamon?!?" - Yolei Cody (to Davis): Trying to win points with Kari? Looks like it actually worked this time... "Did you see that? Hey, guess what, Veemon? I'm one of the guys now!" "Davis, I'm confused. If you're one of the guys now, does that mean you weren't before? Does that mean you were a girl before? Why don't you ever tell me these things, Davis?" - Davis and Veemon (lol) Davis: Aw...I got sand between my toes! "Why do they call those things on the top of the TV rabbit ears, why not cat ears? When was the last time you saw a rabbit sleeping on top of the TV?" "This is what you think of?" - Gatomon and her partner Jun: What are you doing? "Do you see that?!?" "Gee, I'm not sure. It's only one hundred feet tall!!" - Mummymon and Arukenimon -Season 3- "Momentai"- Terriermon from "Badda Boom!" - Impmon "Culu, culu!" - Calumon (Surprising, no? xD) "It's not every day you get to meet your dream girl. Heh, sorry, couldn't resist." - Takato Matsuki to Rika Nonaka "Something good coming right up!"- Beelzemon "Hey, 'mean' would be letting you run in there and be erased quicker than you could say 'is this the delete key I see before me?'"- Impmon "Guilmon, what are you doing?" "Staring contest." "Come on." "Aww... But I was winning."- Takato and Guilmon Renamon: Anything that can concern a Sovereign is not to be taken lightly. -Movies- "Don't interfere" - Diaboromon from Digimon: The Movie "Do you know what a semi-conductor is?" "A guy who works part time on a train?" "Never mind." - Izzy and Tai in the Digimon Movie Tai: I can't believe Sora's gonna read my letter. Waitaminute... Unable to deliver? I CAN'T BELIEVE SORA ISN'T GONNA READ MY LETTER! 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And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. Haha, don't even get me started, but if you wanna peak, try my quotes section "Ba-boom!" If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If, like me, you're addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile. "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. DRAGON PRIDE METER: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (to infinity and that includes Dragon POKEMON) If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover Stick This On Your Page! If you cried or was horribly upset when Severus Snape died, copy and past this into your profile. (/)_(/) CaP! Help this little guy and his bunny army take over the internet! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT! l=lVl=l Vs. l\ .M. /l 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy this into your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, copy this into your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile Though I'm not a mother... I agree! Drugs are bad news. Spread the word and add your name to the list: LeafeonLover, MitzvahRose My name is Nora Remember: Say NO to drugs! Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop. If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew,Jessica01, Kitsunelover300, Flying Dragonite. LeafeonLover, MitzvahRose Quotes: - Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART. Being weird is like being normal, only better!! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!! Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over! One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like the passengers in his car. Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn. The trouble with life is that there's no background music Did you know it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed? (And yet I've seen a friend do it... o.O) Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough. They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room? 'The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.' My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know that you are slightly cracked. At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out. Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth. When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes! Be insane--well behaved people never made history. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. "Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!" When you really love someone, age, distance, height, and weight are just damn numbers. Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to. Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew. Forget the risk; take the fall. If it's what you want, it's worth it all. Every time I try to talk to you, I feel like a prisoner who hasn't talked in years, and I just can't get the words out of my mouth. "Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your life flow." "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." You squeeze a lemon, you get lemon juice. You squeeze an orange, you get orange juice. So how come when you squeeze a cow, you get milk??? COW JUICE, PEOPLE. I've told them a hundred times--don't touch the whatchamacallit because it will make the doohickey not work with the thingamabob! Has decided that from now on whenever someone asks me to do something I’ll say "Do you want fries with that?" Is smiling... this should scare you. :) Bubble wrap... addicting people since 1957. I didn't lose my mind, I just can’t remember where I put it. Anyone can trip down stairs; you have to be a freaking genius to trip up them! (I have! XD) FIRE ALARM* Year 7: AHHHHH WHAT DO WE DO!??? Year 8: Mannn I ain't leaving my stuff here! Year 9&10: WHOOOOOOOO!!! Year 11: *sigh* ((...For my classmates the order is all wrong -.-)) Best friends... You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddleboat and save your stupid ass. Teacher: " Who did the homework?" Students: " Me" "Me" "Me" (Everyone) Teacher: "Let me check" Students: "Oh crap..." Some people come into your life and leave a footprint on your heart. Some people come into your life and you want to leave a footprint on their face. Hates when you walk through a spider web and you start waving your arms around in the air and screaming and from far away you look like a crazy person. Says I must remember it is against the law to strangle and kill stupid people. People that know me think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My BEST friends KNOW I'm completely insane! *Cue manical laughter* "Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep" "I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." Well this is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids! If you were on a deserted island and you could only bring one item, how come people never say "a boat"? Finding a needle in a haystack is simple... All you have to do is set the haystack on fire. (Or bring a magnet) I am glad that McDonalds does not sell hot dogs. Seriously I could never order a "McWeiner" with a straight face. Dear Math, Why should I solve your problems? Get a therapist. "Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." "Enter the den of the hunter." (Ones with the person, group, etc. who said it/Anonymous) "RANDOM HUMILIATION!!!" - ICarly To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death... I think love is FEARLESS - Taylor Swift Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain. - Anonymous Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart. - Unknown No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt "You love me. Real or not real?" "Real." - Mockingjay; Peeta Mellark & Katniss Everdeen "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." - Mark Twain "Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear." - Mark Twain "Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see." - Mark Twain "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo "Hate me? I don't care, because you're not the first person who hates me and you're not going to be the last either." - Justin Bieber (Yah... not a big fan of him... but still a good quote) "The worst feeling isn't being lonely, it's being forgotten by someone you could never forget." - Anonymous "Right now, it may be painful. There maybe complete darkness, like the inside of a tunnel. By working hard and continuing to walk, we will one day find the light. Isn't that right? If we work hard and continue to walk, someday we will bask in the light. There's no such thing as a tunnel without an exit." - Koko from Konjiki no Gash Bell "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." - Plato "Those that mind don't matter and those you don't mind matter." - Dr. Seuss "A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom." - Robert Frost "Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Robert Frost "If you want your children to be smart, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be smarter, read them more." - Albert Einstein (I love this quote!) "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein (lol, Albert has a sense of humor after all xP) "A room without books is like a body without a soul." - Marcus Cicero "Be the change that you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy "We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk, 1962 "The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all." - The Emperor (Mulan) "I survived 9-11, Ice Storm 08, and Swine 09. Doomsday 2012? BRING IT ONNNNN!" - Facebook "Fanfiction: bringing nerds of all social groups together." - DeviSatos (Haha, I was serious Devi! XD) Trust your gut; its rarely wrong - animeman12 "No matter what happens, it will never be my fault." - TazFlan93 "Good luck, break a leg, May the Force be with you, Kaplah, Live long and prosper and all the rest of it!" - ShadowLDrago "grrrrrrrrrrrrrr stupid myspace and facebook so much lamer than actual human interaction!" - AnimeCat92 "Ignorance is not a form of proof, stupidity is not a way of knowing things." - Thunderf00t "Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f-ck up all the time." - The Happy Locust "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" - Jeff Dunham (Achmad) "I am fluent in three languages: English, Sacrasm, and Profanity." - Unknown "The two most common elements in the world are Hydrogen and Stupidity." - The Valley Crier "A word to the wise ain't necessary, its the stupid that need the advice." - Bill Cosby "...We need a plan of attack!" "I have a plan: Attack." - Captain America and Iron Man from The Avengers "Puny god." - Hulk from The Avengers "You have no idea what you're dealing with." "Uh... Shakespeare in the park? Doth thou mother know you weareth her drapes?" - Tony Stark and Thor Odinson from The Avengers "Hulk smash!" - Hulk from The Incredible Hulk (surprise, surprise...) "When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will finally be at peace" - James Marshall Hendrix "Gravity works!" Batty from FernGully "But just think. Humans, back in the forest!" "Yep, there goes the neighborhood." "Be nice, Batty." "First, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then come your shopping malls and parking lots and convenience stores, and then comes- *Bzzt* Price check on prune juice, Bob. Price check on prune juice." - Crysta and Batty from FernGully "Oooooooooommmmm... Aaaaallllllllrrriiiiiigghhhhttttttyyyyyyy ttthhhhheeeennnnnn..." - Ace Ventura "I feel I was denied... essential... NEED TO KNOW... information" - Burt Gummer from Tremors 2: Aftershock "I bought Satan's Camaro." - Sam Witwicky from Transformers "Class dismissed" - Ironhide from Transformers: Dark of the Moon "I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass me by." - Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest "But why is the rum gone?!" - Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl "I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to worry about. Because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl "Think like Will. Think like Will. ...Half-barrel pins? Leverage!!" - Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it." - Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest "Phenomenal cosmic power, itty-bitty living space." - Genie from Aladdin "He was eaten. By a cave shaped like a tiger's head. It said, 'GET IN MY BELLEH!'" - Iago from the Aladdin play at Disneyland "That's it! The madness is spreading! Grr... Crazy talk. Why do I keep hooking up with these warped people?" - Iago from Aladdin: Return of Jafar "You actually go outside in these?" "What would you prefer, yellow spandex?" - Wolverine and Cyclops from X-men "I'm the best at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice." - Wolverine from X-men Origins: Wolverine "Wait, are you telling me you built a time machine? Out of a Delorean?" - Marty McFly from Back to the Future "Life is not a malfunction." - Stephanie Speck from Short Circuit "Shit?! Where see shit?!" - Jhonny 5 from Short Circuit "That'll do, pig. That'll do." - Ling-Ling from Drawn Together "Beer the cause of and solution to all of life's little problems" - Homer Simpson "And I lost my dolphin" - Only Fools and Horses, Trigger "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - Gandalf (One word: Epic.) "It's a giant... mushroom... MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! FRIENDLY MUSHROOM, FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! MUSHY GIANT FRIEND!" - Sokka, Avatar The Last Airbender "IT'S OVER 9000!" - Vegeta, Dragonball Z "I haven't stolen anything... yet." - Sly Cooper "Hello assorted Meatheads! And lady." - Sly Cooper from Sly Cooper: Honor Among Thieves "Charming place. Does Jack the Ripper live here?" - Rodney Skinner from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen "You heard the man. No mortal weapon can kill him." "Then we'll just have to find some immortal ones." "There's that 'we' again." - Rick O'Connell and Evey from The Mummy "No harm ever came from opening a box." "And no harm ever came from reading a book. Remember how that turned out?" - Evey and Rick O'Connell from The Mummy Returns "Why makes Trillions when we could make... billions?" "A trillion's more than a billion numb-nuts." - Dr. Evil and Scott "I am Vengeance! I am the Night! I am... Batman!" - Batman "Why so serious?" - Joker "Don't take life to seriously. You'll never escape it alive anyway." - Unknown "B, how could you move to London, won't you miss all the kidnapping, shooting and murder?" "No, not really." - Justin & Betty Suarez "The opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care, and we're still connected... and I still have a chance to set you right." - Bree Van De Kamp "I don't need you or anybody else! I'm gonna make it on my own! You'll see, you'll all see!" - Phoebe Buffay "It ain't easy being white," "It ain't easy to be brown," "All this pressure to be bright," "I GOT CHILDREN ALL OVER TOWN!" - G.O.B and Franklin: Arrested Development "Jimi Hendrix, deceased; drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased; alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased; ham sandwich." - Austin Powers "F* you... and your eyebrows!" Walter White "*Horatio says a dramatic line taking glasses off mid-sentence*" "YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Beginning of every CSI: Miami episode "They call me Mr. Pig!" - Pumbaa from The Lion King "I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna throw up and then I'm gonna die!" - Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas "Make it a... happy memory." - K from Men in Black "I don't like this cat. He reads minds." - Sid from Ice Age "I shouldn't have told you that." - Rubius Hagrid from Harry Potter and The Sorcerers Stone "No can do Gigantor. Someone's got to pay." "Pay for what?" "I don't know, just pay. Now stop whining and take it like a man!" - Jedediah and Larry Daley from Night at the Museum "We may be small, but our hearts are large! Metaphorically speaking." - Octavius from Night at the Museum "Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say 'I'." "Ahh!!" "That's close enough." - Mushu and Mulan from Mulan "That's it. Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! Dishonor on..." - Mushu from Mulan "You're... uh..." "Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?" "Tiny." - Mulan and Mushu from Mulan "Would you like to stay for dinner?" "Would you like to stay forever?" - Mulan and Grandmother Fa from Mulan "Well I ain't going to smell it, if that's what you want." - Mr. Beaver from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe "Chakras, chakras! Everybody likes chakras! Chakras, chakras, chakras taste good. Yum!" - That weird salesman dude who appears in Aang's dream from Avatar "It's a rock. It doesn't have motivation." - Jason Nesmith from Galaxy Quest "Wait, are you telling me that the pig turned inside out and then it exploded?" - Jason Nesmith from Galaxy Quest "Ohana means family. Family means..." "... nobody gets left behind..." "...or forgotten." - Stitch and Nani from Lilo and Stitch "Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Khan from Star Trek: Wrath of Khan (This is where that phrase came from originally!) "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one." - Spock from Star Trek: Wrath of Khan (This one too! Star Trek has had a big influence on the world) "I'm not bad, Mr. Valient. I'm just drawn that way." - Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride "Have fun storming the castle." "Do you think they'll make it?" "It'd take a miracle. Bye bye." - Miracle Max and his wife from The Princess Bride "Why is the car stopped?" "It's frightened." - Miss Scarlett and Professor Plum from Clue "Watch out for the pedestrian!" "It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking!" - Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman "You just killed a helicopter with a car!" "I was out of bullets." - Matt Farrell and John McClane from Live Free or Die Hard "Thackery Binx, what took thee so long?" "I'm sorry, Emily. But I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle." - Emily Binx and Thackery Binx from Hocus Pocus "Smokin'!" - Mask from The Mask "I have a proper name, you know... And when I remember it, I'll tell you." - Glitch from Tin Man "Teenagers: You give them an inch, they swim all over you." - Sebastian from The Little Mermaid "Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile." - Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon "Pray for mercy from, Puss! ...In boots." - Puss in Boots from Shrek 2 "Rack! Agghk! *coughs repeatedly* *spits, looking down* Hehe... hairball." - Puss in Boots from Shrek 2 "It didn't end well." - Louis from The Princess and the Frog "Touche, O dark master of evil bathrobes." - Harry Dresden from The Dresden Files: Dead Beat by Jim Butcher "Listen to me. We are not going to die!" "We're not?" "No. And do you know why? Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die. And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die." - Harry Dresden and Waldo Butters from The Dresden Files: Dead Beat by Jim Butcher "YOU ARE A TOY! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear. You're an action figure. You are a child's plaything." - Woody from Toy Story "To infinity, and beyond!" - Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story "Here's another curse for you. May all your bacon burn." - Calcifer from Howl's Moving Castle "Let's get dangerous." - Darkwing Duck from Darkwing Duck "You think you can stop me? Do you know who I am?" "Haven't the foggiest" - Random goon and Skulduggery Pleasant from Skulduggery Pleasant: Sceptor of the Ancients by Derek Landy "That book was destroyed in an accident maliciously." - Gru from Despicable Me "I like him. He's nice." "But scary." "...like Santa!" - Agnes and Edith from Despicable Me "It's... so... FLUFFY!!!" - Agnes from Despicable Me "Good luck with that one." "Whose side are you on?" "The losing side!" - Minion, Megamind, and Roxanne Ritchi from Megamind "Drop dead." "Too late." - Kat Harvey and Stretch from Casper "I don't think your parents like me and I think that jello gave me a fake phone number." - B.O.B. from Monsters Vs. Aliens "Great Scott!" - Dr. Emmett Brown from Back to the Future "Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most influential men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to blackmail this person? ...Good luck." - Lucius Fox from The Dark Knight "You think I wouldn't recognize you because I can't see your cheekbones?" - Carol Ferris from Green Lantern "I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda" - Po from Kung Fu Panda "Why aren't you awesomed by me?" - Molly Hayes from Marvel's The Runaways "Hakuna Matata." - Timon from The Lion King "You wouldn't hit a woman." "That's a woman?" - The Once-ler and the Lorax from The Lorax "I'm the Avatar. You've gotta deal with it" - Korra from The Legend of Korra "No day goes by where I am not tempted to return to my inborn nature. Zin krif haalvut se sulyek. What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" - Paarthurnax from The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim "My cause is just... my will is strong... and my gun is very, very large." - Doomguy from the Doom comic, after picking up the Trope Namer "Recreational shooting? There's a hundred thousand bullets here!" "I'm a little trigger happy." - Border Guard and Yuri Orlov, arms dealer, from Lord of War "Really? I've been called rash, stubborn, impulsive, irritating, bossy, crazy, but never annoying. That's a new one." - Becky, Phantom Chronicles "I thought we put the guy who made these things in jail." "We did." "Then how does he still make these flippin' things?" "Why not ask the robots?" - Becky and Mark while fighting robots, Phantom Chronicles "Being a hero isn't having a power, or putting on a mask and calling yourself a hero. It's being willing to put the needs of others before your own, and standing up for those who can't." - Matthew, Phantom Chronicles “Oh, the usual. Turns out I didn’t actually kill the intended target, boss tried to kill me, as did his lackey, got away, and blew up boss’s HQ with boss still inside. Of course, knowing him, he’s ship-shape, and looking to peel the flesh from my bones. How was your day?” - Wanda Wilson, Lady Deadpool Chronicles “I AM VENGEANCE! I AM THE NIGHT! I AM--totally ripping off Batman’s theme!” - Wanda Wilson "Besides, who ya gonna believe: the crazy costumed vigilante, or the crazy reliable costumed merc? ...Wait, don’t answer that.” - Wanda Wilson "That- was my- favorite gun!" - Wanda Wilson "Son, we just crossed the street... let's not throw a party 'till we're outta the city..." - Bill, Left 4 Dead "We're all gonna die..." - Rattrap, Beast Wars "Vilest ride of my life!" - Dinobot, Beast Wars "And at the end of fear... oblivion!" - Scarecrow, Batman Arkham Asylum "If that's a lightning bug, I'd hate to meet up with a dragonfly!" - Astrotrain, G1 Transformers "Hold. That. Note!" - Soundwave, Transformers Cybertron "I saw that Optimus was a leader of integrity... unlike you." - Starscream, Transformers Armada "We do what we must... even if it doesn't make sense..." - Ratchet, Transformers Animated "We are few, but strong." - Optimus Prime, Transformers Prime "If you're trying to ruin my day; you're gonna have to try harder." - Wheeljack, Transformers Prime "Put down that cheesecake!" - Mrs. Umbridge, A very Potter sequel "Who wants to tumble with Rumble?!" - Rumble, Transformers G1 "Tell my tale to those who ask, If you don't like stereotypes, copy this to your profile and bold, strikethough, italisize or underline the ones that apply to you. I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz ((I used to be)) I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. ((Well, my mom is)) I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. ((Barely, but still)) I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. ((I went to a freagin' Jewish school! It's in the uniform!!)) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. ((Errm.. how should I reply to this?)) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO ((I know some gay people)) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. ((Normally I do)) I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. ((literally... I'm afraid of bugs *Sweatdrops*)) I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. ((Occasionally)) My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. ((Again, occasionally)) I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (normally don't like it) I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I try not to) I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. ((Sometimes... ;) )) I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie. I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports. I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god. I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool. I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene. I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect. I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring. I am FAMOUS/A MOVIE-STAR, so I MUST have perfect teeth. FRIENDS: Always ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! or call them by their first name. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We f*ed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!” FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!! My best friends are the greatest! XD Hehe we're all crazy ;P The Stupid Test! heehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. ( ) You have run into a glass/screen door. ( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (x) You have run into a tree. ( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow (x) You just tried to lick your elbow. ( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (x) You just tried to sing them. ( ) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. ( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. how mean (x) People have called you slow. ( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire ( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (x) You have caught yourself drooling. (x) You’ve fallen asleep in class (x) If someone says “fart” you laugh. (x) You just laughed. (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about (x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you ( ) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (x) You use your fingers to do simple math. ( ) You have eaten a bug. ((NEARLY! )) (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. ( ) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will (x) You break a lot of things. ((T.T)) ( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (X) You have fallen out of your chair before (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling Total all together 26 ...I'm not stupid just crazy! REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join, add this list to your profile.) 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. You get a sweet, dark cape that covers your whole body! 3. You get a really cool, crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MUHAHAHAHAHA 4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 5. We get to wear black. Everything looks better and more form-fitting when it's black. 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money money, money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! The BEST reason! If you realize this all qualifies for the Bat Clan, Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. randomkitty101, AlchemistShifter, MitzvahRose A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them. ((This... Why? :'( )) A Beautiful Thing... Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Earth's Bond Blue Sky's Green grass Beauty of golden brass Let me hear your sweet song On the breeze Rustling through the trees In the waves Smiles of everyday Animals call The earth responds It is what holds us Our bond LeafeonLover wrote this :) Mummy. . . Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) (I...I'm gonna cry! T.T) If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats' If you're not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep yours is on the inside that's where it counts If you'd rather read then party GREAT If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes your not alone If you're a nerd be proud of your brain and if you're a jerk... well you get the point I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one who won't give up I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), Who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, Who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. I am that girl. I am in love with a fictional character, so what? That was from xXChaoticOrderXx profile she's got some great poems in there. And LeafeonLover... thanks! This fits me perfectly! I believe the sun will shine, That is the place I wanna go. If you liked this put it on your profile! That was from Yuu Kawada What a boyfriend should do- When she walks away from you mad- Follow her When she stares at your mouth- Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you- Grab her and don’t let go When she starts cussing at you- Kiss her and tell her you love her When she’s quiet- Ask her what’s wrong When she ignores you- Give her your attention When she pulls away- Pull her back When you see her at her worst- Tell her she’s beautiful When you see her start crying- Just hold her and don’t say a word When you see her walking- Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she’s scared- Protect her When she lays her head on her shoulder- Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat- Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you- Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn’t answer for a long time- Reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt- Back yourself up When she says that she likes you- She really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands- Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you- Bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret- Keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes- Don’t look away until she does When she misses you- She’s hurting inside Girls, You Really Ought to Take This to Heart. Guys, get Advice From It- --Girls-- Girls Don't realize these things: (I do) I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' This One's For the Girls: “Here’s to the girls: That keep a smile even though they’re going through hell. That keep their head high, even though they’d rather be elsewhere. That give amazing advice, but can’t seem to follow it themselves. That can make anyone laugh, but herself. Here’s to her.” “This is for the girls who don’t always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them. The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think all on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn and regret. The girls who may never have it easy. The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it. They are the real girls.” “One day you’re gonna want her. That girl that knew she wasn’t perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you, and loving you was the only way she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still can’t bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it. The girl that should have you, but doesn’t.” "A heart is not a play thing, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, Just give it to a boy. Boys, they like to play with things To see what makes them run, But when it comes to kissing, They do it just for fun. Boys never give their hearts away They play us girls for fools, They wait until we give our hearts And then they play it cool. You will wonder where he is a knight You will wonder if he's true, One moment you will be happy, One moment you will be blue. If you get a chance to see him Your heart begins to dance Your life revolves around him, There's nothing like romance. And then it starts to happen, You worry day and night You see, my friend, you're losing him It never turns out right. Boys are great, though immature The price you pay is high, He may seem sweet and gorgeous But remember, he's a guy. Don't fall in love with just a boy That takes a lot of nerve. You see, my friend, you need a man To get what you deserve. So when you think that you're in love, Be careful if you can Before you give your heart away Make sure that he's a man." I'm sick of backstabbing girls who say that they're your friends. I'm tired of people who talk bad about me behind my back, but in reality, they're just as bad. I'm tired of girls who seem to think that makeup defines our entire lives. I'm tired of my so-called best friend always going behind my back, putting everyone down, and just being an all around "five-minute girl" that no one wants to be around. I'm sick and tired of the boys that fall for these crazy, dumb, FAKE girls that are so fake that Barbie herself is jealous. I'm sick and tired of all of it - Lex (aka xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx) This next bit here is the cutest, saddest thing ever... I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in an angel's arms. She is holding me. She told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this My name is Molly I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Molly And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! From Flying Dragonite STOP CHILD ABUSE! Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is my life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. True Story: A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. cαℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL, cαℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART, cαℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG, cαℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY, cαℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE, cαℓℓιηg мє NERDY ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR, cαℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ WEALTHY, уσυ cαℓℓ мє αℓℓ тнєѕє тнιηgs, вυт i don't. so ωну вσтнєя? TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? (Bold the ones you are) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. (Still do) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (again still do) You watch sports on TV. You used to be addicted to Power Rangers. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Blue and Silver) You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. Total: 13 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. (Only for games!) You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (My nails are to short... *Sweatdrops*) You like wearing jewelry. (Not really) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Against my will! lol) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. (...And I sprained my ankle.) It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. (This is impossible when you're laughing) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. (Err... yah, I do) You like wearing dresses when you can. (I guess...) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Joke, but I never do *Pouts*) Like being the star of everything (Sometimes when I really want to show-off what I'm good at... xD) Total: 9 Result: Tomboy (well I already knew I was kinda tomboyish) Make A Sentence ... You'll go LOL! xD Pick the month you were born on... 1(Jan) - I shot 2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with 3 (Mar) - I stabbed 4 (Apr) - I killed 5 (May) - I slapped 6 (June)-I robbed 7 (July) -I kissed 8 (Aug) -I smoked with 9 (Sept) - I needed 10 (Oct) - i hugged 11 (Nov) - I ran naked with 12 (Dec) - I banged Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star 02 - my boyfriend 03 -a hobo 04 - a homeless guy 05 - the one that i love 06 - the trojan man 07 - the cookie monster 08 - a sexy girl 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a mop 11 - a tooth brush 12 - a hobo 13 -a dog 14 - a drunk 15 - a crack head 16 - a cat 17 - a bag of weed 18 - the kool-aid man 19 - an Easter egg 20 - tori the snowman 21 - a hottie 22 - my crush 23 -yo momma 24 - a Mexican 25 - a teletubby 26 - a condom 27 - a gangsta 28 - Paris Hilton 29 - Barney the Dinosaur 30 - my ex boyfriend 31 -my lover I stabbed a mop! XD What makes me certain that America is getting stupider every generation: On artifical bacon: "Contains real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.) On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Wow, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessecary. Look inside for details." (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.) On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." (We could reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds with colds off the fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (Something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to in outer space.) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (What, no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere? Raise your hand if you've tried this. Yeah, you can't.) On a child's Superman product: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (Why didn't you tell me that earlier?! Eh, I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.) On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now, of course.) On a Nasonex Nasal Spray box: This product is for the NOSE. (Was someone using it for their ear?) On a lipstick case (forgot the name): "Directions: Apply to lips." (Oops! I was gonna put it on my glutonous maximus! ...Did that one take you a while to laugh? lol) At the start of one thousand ways to die T.V show "do not attempt any actions seen in the recreations of this show you will die" (OMG really glad u told me now I was this close to sticking my arm in a wood chipper) Subject: Natural Laws 1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers. 6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. 7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!! 10. Law of Bio-Mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 11. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk. 12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about. 16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!! 18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, OR the store will stop selling it!! 19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better... But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick. 20 fun things to do @ WalMart: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking, even if they're male. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics and/or Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the Girl's Rest Rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting dept., ask the clerk if he knows where anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!" 17. If you can, write 'I see dead people...' on all the typewriters. 18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars, saying, "I've got to find that golden ticket.". 19. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store, and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!". But remember, you have to do it 3 times. 20. Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!". Isn't WalMart just so interesting; Copy and paste to your profile if you have or plan to do these things in Wal-Mart (I wish!) 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15. PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F U C4N R34D 7H15. Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one of taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson No. I do NOT approve this, lol ;P Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. Adorable, but, LOL! Now it's time for the opposite: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. My Creations: Yes, I have my computer with me on vacation. Your point? What? Sometimes I'm to lazy to leave the bathroom when I have a good book in hand. Heh, a Mary Sue only a creator could love... "May the flees of a thousand camels infest your armpits." - My dad and me xD "What, they left? Excellant! TO THE COMPUTER!" - Me -,- = Smirk face We are all weird and thus normal. So, if someone is normal, than doesn't that make them weird? Just to make your page longer: I like pie! (CaP, if you agree with either the first or second part) -Strikerite- |
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