LMFAOROTF I ate a cheesecake that fell to the floor once. it was out of guilt really, but I can so relate to the last part.

personally I think it was her hips owo

for one shots or series maybe an au where Ingeel lives? Or maybe hoarding Lucy: where Natsu asked Imitatia is she ok with him marrying Lucy or Ingeel meets lucy?

Or maybe Acnologia and Anna it can be romance or enemies? And have you got any more theories, that would be cool/awesome to read!

Also to DoomMarine55 wow what are complete dumbass ,ever heard of the saying if you don't have anything nice to say don't say it. And if you don't like it ,then leave and don't ask someone to kill themselves. And its obvious that you haven't read any of the others chapter because if you did ,you would have known that hoarding Lucy is an au where Natsu and Lucy are married. Last of all this is fiction its not real it wont hurt you so grow up and leave RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley alone.

RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley just ignore the haters ;there just hating because they have nothing else to do but being negative and gloomy.

Right so lets deconstruct this whole shitty story point by point you dumb cunt.

1. Lucy was not Natsu's wife or his girlfriend he's not obligated to bring her with him anywhere. If they were married her probably would have dragged her with him whether she wanted him to or not. Cause Natsu doesn't leave his actual family behind as shown by him bringing Happy who is more or less his adopted child.
2. He never abandoned her and he told her he was going to come back. That is not abandonment retard.
3. He didn't bring Lucy because she's a whiney complainer who is incapable of roughing it. Every time they go on a mission and she's a little bit outside her comfort zone she incessantly bitches and moans as shown various times throughout the show and comic.
4. Happy is not a distraction, unlike Lucy he doesn't get kidnapped and needs to be rescued every five seconds.
6. Natsu was training by fighting giant monsters like he was doing when Gildarts found him. He was not doing pushups and pullups in the woods for a year. He was risking his life to get stronger because he had to fight the DRAGON OF THE APOCALYPSE and the MOST POWERFUL DARK WIZARD IN HISTORY.
Aquarius was like a mother to Lucy. She never did anything but make fun of her and physically abuse her and you want to pretend that her loss was as big a loss to Lucy as it was to Natsu? Fuck off.
8. Natsu didn't know Lucy lost Aquarius, she knew he lost Igneel. He saw him get ripped apart in front of him which Lucy KNEW and yet you try to pretend her pain is greater then Natsu?
9. Zeref told Natsu he was going to start a war not go after Lucy so no your retard logic in why it was bad to leave because he might attack her? Horseshit.
10. Lucy never apologizes for any of the bitchy ways she treats Natsu instead Natsu ends up bowing and scraping before her because the story is some bullshit neo-feminist garbage.

Go jump off a roof you fat cow.

that was dark and poor cana!

this one was so cute and so hot/amazing

Fun fact Nashi name means (Japanese) pear

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANNOT BE THE END I NEED THE ENTERTAINMENT AND HILARITY THAT THIS FIC BRINGS ME! THERE IS NO WAY NO MORE CHAPTERS ARE AVAILABLE!

also poor lisanna XD but tbh if i had someone who could do that too, i would ask them to do just that

mira definitely has her priorities straight XD
(we want that nalu kiss too mashima!)

i knewwwwwwwwwww it and i so relate to lucy haha every time a guy comes up to me even if he is just a certified friend my girl friends slink around me in some sort of protective circle and will chat so much there is no room for either of us to talk at all XD

also wait... so WENDY was in on it too? honestly i thought she'd be the one innocent XD guess team natsu can be a bit of a bad influence even for wendy...

graylu friendship is seriously underrated thank u for making this

DIDN'T EVEN READ THE CHAPTER TITLE
SAW THE "SWOOP IN TO SAVE GAJEEL OVER GRAY... OR DID HE"
AND WENT JOEY! SANDWHICH! THE TRUE "FRIENDS" OTP!

(yes i know i am obsessed so sue me :P)

the power of defenestration is strong within these fairies...

I KNEW LUCY WOULD BE THE ONE TO OPEN THE JAR
and that, kids, is why lucy heartfilia is the strongest mage in fairy tail XD cos she got them brains and don't just think with her magic

yes some of my favourite ships because all 3 strauss siblings are paired with 3/4 of the thundergod tribe and also miraxus is just too adorable, bixanna is innocently sweet, and elfgreen is hilarious and good relationship development