AJ Skye
 Author has written 3 stories for Danny Phantom, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Rise of the Guardians. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! Do you think I have enough Quotes? I have no predjuces. I hate everyone equally. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same. You were born an original, don't dye a copy. Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy. Age...a matter of feeling, not years. We grow small trying to be great. How little do they see what is, who frame hasty judgements upon that which seems. You are only what you are when no one is looking. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it forever. The difference betwwen fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left. We are not retreating...we are advicing in another direction. They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles! My mother told me never to talk to strangers...I never talk to myself anymore. I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming. Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over. How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head! Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. Nobody makes a greater mistake then he who does nothing because he can only do little. Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter... I'm bored. Run for your sanity. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it! Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. I just thought of something funny...your mother. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I Came. I Saw. I Conquered. At first I thought he was walking his dog. Then I realized, it was his date. We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me! Always remember you’re unique…just like everybody else. What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free? Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. "I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..." "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you." If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! "Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway." "Evil beware, we have waffles." -Raven, Teen Titans "What do you mean I'm not brave in bed!" -Harry Potter, Order of the Phoenix "You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!"-Cybrog, Teen Titans “Harry? But you died! James and Lily! Your alive! How? What? Who? Did you say Lord?” His confusion was silenced as Ginny leant over and hit him on the head with a copy of the Daily Prophet. “Bad Moony, no chew toy for you!” (: A New World by Finbar) “You would do best to remember that James Potter did not raise young Harry, as he was suffering from the all-too-common ailment known as death. (: A Change in Perspective: Sticks and Stones by RamielR) #! Harry! Language! Sorry ‘Mione, Voldy’s diapers! Sending them all into silent laughter Much better (: Deceptive Rewards by Juniper Kiayla) "Yes, well, let's go to Herbology, shall we?" "What? Oh yes. I had forgotten." "You're sure we have to use fertilizer 'B'?" "Yes." "Positive?" "Yes." "Do you swear?" "Yes." "Will you allow me to teach you Pureblood Etiquette?" Neville sighed "Yes, Harry, it's fertilizer—WHAT?" "You already said yes." (: Ophiuchus by Shadowface) “Do you have any allergies?” he asked. “Fatuis.” Harry said seriously. He had never been so happy for his forced lessons in language. Rowena had continuously drilled him in Latin, among others, and had even got Salazar to test him. Harry had just said ‘idiots’ in Latin. Percy looked at him blankly. Fudge looked confused and impatient. Harry held in a smirk as he saw both Snape and Albus shoot him highly amused looks. Percy uttered an intelligent “Uh,” which prompted Harry to continue the encounter. “I don’t think you’ll find it in any potions.” he said, still serious, “Especially Veriteserum.” (: The Founders' Heir by Renatus) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet WHILE jumping in the air... copy this to your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your Profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! This is Wuffles. Please put her on your site if you're are against animal testing! Not Mine!! Drink Driving is bad. She was drinking at a party On a raging New Year's Eve She had to be home early She knew she had to leave "Honey do you need a ride" Her boyfriend sweetly said She just smiled back at him And quickly shook her head "I've got to leave right now So I'll just take my car... But don't you worry, sweetheart Cause I won't drive too far" Unaware she'd been drinking, He watched her drive away She knew that this was wrong But she did it anyway "I only had a couple drinks I know that I'll survive" She kept saying in her head As she went for this short drive The alcohol took over her She wasn't thinking straight She assumed that there was no one Who'd be driving out this late She ran all of the stop lights As she sped along the road Never thinking of the pain This night would soon behold But out of nowhere, came a car She screamed as headlights flashed She flew out of the windshield As both of their cars crashed She woke up laying on the ground Sirens screaming in the night She was bleeding quite a bit But she knew she'd be alright With dread, she saw the other car That had rolled down the hill She knew this was her fault As she started feeling ill But when she saw the body Tears started falling down As she looked down to find Her dead boyfriend on the ground Drink Driving again Not Mine again... I went to a party and remembered what you said; You told me not to drink, Mum, So I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would; That I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, and your advice to me was right; The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, sure to get home in one piece; I never knew what was coming, Mum, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, and I hear the policeman say; The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mum, his voice seems far away. My own blood's around me, as I try hard not to cry; I can hear the paramedic say, "this girl is going to die". I'm sure the guy had no idea, while he was flying high; Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die. So, why do people do it, Mum, knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum, tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put "daddy's girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, that its wrong to drink and drive; Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mum, I'm getting really scared; These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mum, as I lie here and die; I wish I could say "I love you Mum!" So I love you and goodbye. Remember: NEVER drink and drive! Forget - Not Mine Forget his name, forget his face, Forget his kiss and warm embrace. Forget the time you spent together. Forget it all he is gone forever. Forget the fact that he once cared, Forget the love that he once shared. Forget his love that once was true, Remember now there is someone new. Forget you cried all night long, Forget him when they play your song. Forget how close you once were. Remember how he chose her. Forget you memorized the way he walked. Forget the way that he talked. Forget the times he made you mad Remember how he made you feel so sad. Forget the thrills when he said, "Hi!" Forget the times he made you cry. Forget the way he said your name. Remember now he is not the same. Forget you saw him yesterday. Forget his gentle and teasing way. Forget the things you had planned to do. Remember now he is not with you. Forget the times that went so fast. Forget it all it is in the past. Forget he said, I'll leave you never. Remember now he is gone forever. Forget the past that I once knew. Forget it all leave it too. Because he no longer loves me... ….He loves you.…. Unspoken love Not Mine She'd known him her entire life She always dreamed to be his wife Just his smile made her heart melt But she never told him how she felt Forever hoped to have him here Always dreamed to hold him near Time passed and they both did grow But still she never let him know Perfect chances passed her by But she just couldn't tell this guy No matter what she'd ever do... He still didn't have a clue But one day her whole world did end When she heard news from a friend About the wreck he'd gotten in... She'd never see his smile again Now at his grave she softly cries The tears running from sad eyes This hurting girl whose heart is broken All because of love unspoken Not Mine Time to move on One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on. A tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out and read it. "Without your love, I would die" Not Mine I Am Lilly My name is Lilly I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else I’m locked up All day long. When I’m awake, I’m all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I’ll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it’s my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Lilly I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. Not Mine Child Abuse Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) LONG LIVE DANNY PHANTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP1111111111 .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever Paraprosdokians- Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated! It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. "I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin "You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. It's all fun and games until the other person loses their mind Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I don't obsess! I think intensely. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think its Colin. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures' It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes. "If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it." "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" "A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking." "Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug." "I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib." "Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it." "After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done." "At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." "Happiness is your dentist telling you "it won't hurt a bit," and then he catches his hand in the drill." "The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future." Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore. "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. If you can't convince them, confuse them. If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography. Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it. You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it. Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write. You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club. You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say. The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe. Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. SARCASM is just another free service I offer. I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless. I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up. You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Education is important; school however, is another matter. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Trying is the first step toward failure. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic. Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one? I apologize, do you want me to mean it too? Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation "Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that." "I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That's not GOD…it's a MAGLIGHT!" Tony V. Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone's in style. So what I've got a smile on, but it's hiding the quiet superstitions in my head. Yes I may be smiling, but I'm secretly laughing at your face. I didn't say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you. I'm the person your mother warned you about. If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing. I hear voices, and they don't like you. Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. dpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdppdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdppdpdpdpdpdpdpdpdp Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. When she walks away from you mad, follow her Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun! “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Life sucks and then you die. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it? “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" I smile because I have no idea what’s going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don’t obsess! I think intensely. Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.” “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else” “Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.” “I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.” “What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.” A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” “He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.” “If you know me, chances are you hate me.” Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you. Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. Set sail in a general that way direction. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go. Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it I'm a part of the ANTI HADES HATERS club, copy and paste on to your profile, add your name to the listSweetyamiyugigirlHappyfish and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!! Girl #1- I love Greek Mytholagy Girl #2- I hate mytholagy Girl #1- Do you like to learn? Girl #2- Not really Girl #1- Do you like school? Girl #2- No. Girl #1- Do you like to read? Girl #2- Yes Girl #1- Congrates your one step above moron, two steps above dumass and one step below ideot. But your a hundred miles from smart and a thousend light years from genus. I hate when people say Hades is the devil! If you actully read Greek Myths he is the god of death meaning good and bad people go to him when they die. He is not evil, he is strict but fair. "But he kidnapped Persephone." Well if you were surrounded by the dead all the time wouldnt you want someone to love and one of the most beutiful people to lighten up the place. The underworld probably got lonly and a three headed dog and the dead are not that great of coversaion holder "First, nobody can be like you. You're insane. In fact, insane people even call you insane." -Bakura: Demons and Angels by Zyrx O.o this totally creeped me out and I believe in stuff like this, bad enough, I already think something is my apartment already: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. -This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded if yuo can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well, of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater. Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you, Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us. Always with you, Ashley. Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California of Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat!) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow:You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last foreverJuly-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Percy Jackson), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. This is my life in a nutshell. Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. Seven days without GOD will make one weak. Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. Seven days without GOD will make one weak. 3 kids met in kindergarton. One was Matt. The second was a boy named Daniel. The third was a girl named Riley. They all promised to be friends and always hung out with each other. When they were in the 3rd grade they promised to always be there for each other. But then it changed. On the way to Sixth grade Matt and Daniel both had to move away leaving a very upset Riley. She cried at her best freinds leaving her. Matt moved to Califournia while Daniel moved to Missouri. When she was 16 she just got dumped by her boyfreind so Riley was upset. She was on a bench in Central Park New York when a familiar boy came up. "Why are you crying?" he asked. Riley was a bruntette girl, who could be considered hot. She had freckles and brown eyes. The boy also was a brunette, but he had green eyes. She thought he looked familiar. "Why do you care?" She asked. He looked hurt by this. "Well, i was just making sure you were ok." He asked with genuine concern in his eyes. Riley noticed this and looked at him. "What's your name?" She asked. "Daniel." he answered. She gasped. "Daniel? It's me Riley." She was now crying in happiness. He looked shocked, then he hugged her. "I promised i'd always be here for you." he said. She smiled. "But Matt isn't." She was lookign at Daniel. "But your wrong. He's moving back too. Next year he'll be back." Daniel hugged her again. Riley was happy and asked if he was doing anything. He just laughed. "Except for roaming Central park then no." Then she told him of a really greta movie. "Sure i'll go with you." And then they became best freinds. Daniel was always there for Riley when she needed him. When they were 20 Daniel asked Riley out. She agreed and they dated until they got married. Matt had come back a year after Daniel and started to date another girl. One day Riley asked why he came back. "I made a promise. A promise i would keep." If this story wamrs you heart then Copy and Paste it into your profile. If it doesn't then forget about it. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet tkings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified him... He was buried in a tomb, yet he still lives today... Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you truly believe in God and that Jesus Christ is his son... Then copy and paste this to your profile... If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..." I blieve in god not because of the Bible, but becuase of my heart. "Nobody fucks with America. Nobody. Let freedom ring motherfuckers."-America :God Save America! by Shatterdoll SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. Percy Jackson Pledge I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea Note To Astronomers (If you want to be one, please don't be offended) PLUTO IS A PLANTET, I HAVE A VERY SMALL FRIEND, BUT SHE'S STILL CONSIDERED A PERSON, AND SO IN MY BOOK, PLUTO IS A PLANTET, ASTRONOMERS LYE WHEN THEY SAY THAT PLUTO HAS NO RIGHT TO BE A PLANET, SO UM...PLUTO WAS MY FAVORITE PLANET, AND STILL IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doesn't every true fan of Percy Jackson have this on their page? Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we couldn't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about Morpheus. The god of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. Kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp PJO QUESTIONS 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? My Answer: Stables, I LOVE horses 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? My Answer: LEO!!!!!! 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? My Answer: Piper 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? My Answer: Octavian 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? My Answer: The Lost Hero (Its HOO) or Sea of Monsters 6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? My Answer: Leo Valdez 7. Favorite God or Goddess? My Answer: Hecate, Apollo, or Artemis 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? My Answer: Ask him 'Why are you here, and not with Annabeth at the Greek camp?" 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? My Answer: Depends which band 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? My Answer: Nico, because he can shadow travle 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? My Answer: You have a bunch of kids, go ask their moms 12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? My Answer: Jasper 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? My Answer: Watching them fight 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? My Answer: Reading fanfiction (hehe) 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? My Answer: 'Leo was mad. Why couldn't he be the one with the long lost sister, or the missing dad. Thousands of years from now, they would tell the story of this quest. About the brave Jason, the beautiful Piper, and thier sidekick Flaming Valdez, who acopenied them with a magic tool belt and occationally made tofu burgers' -Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero 16. Favorite Percy Moment? My Answer: 'Typhon' I said. I was half hopeing Chiron would say something like 'No, thats are huge friend Leroy, he's going to help us' -Percy Jackson, The Last Olimpian 17. Favorite Nico Moment? My Answer: "With great power...comes great need to take a nap.Wake me later." 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? My Answer: 'Shhh, I'm incognetto, call me Fred' -Apollo, The Titans Curse 19. Favorite Grover Moment? My Answer: 'BURRITO FIGHT!!!' -Grover Underwood, The Titans Curse 20. Favorite Random Moment? My Answer: I Have A Dam Problem You are a... CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobiac 2/10 (Eh. I don't really like going up/down in airplanes anyways...) CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favourite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac 2/10 (Not suprised...) CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night. 10/10 (That's what I'm talking about! :D) CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 1/10 (Good.) CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take junk from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 4/10 (I have a friend that might be his daughter...) CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 3/10 CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 0/10 (Oh well!) HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. (Anyone can shoot a target, it's just a matter of whether you're good or not!) You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel if it's to hunt down monsters 5/10 CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. 1/10 CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 0/10 CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 7/10 (Maybe I don't want to be his daughter...) CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 0/10 (Well alcohol tastes like fizzy water, well beer does, I don't know about alcohol) NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (hah. Do that all the time and my friends think I am a freak) NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! IF YOU HATE PERACHEL AND LUKEABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Silendorf, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Gruniper, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Thalico, copy and paste this into your profile. Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever I’m at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others I promise to remember Zoë whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go The Kane Chronicles Pledge I promise to remember Carter When I travel far away I promise to remember Sadie When I have something sarcastic to say I promise to remember Desjardins When someone doesn't fight fair I promise to remember Amos When someone has beads in their hair I promise to remember Iskandar When I see someone very old I promise to remember Bast When I see cat's eyes that are gold I promise to remember Horus When I see a beautiful bird I promise to remember Isis Whenever strange voices are heard I promise to remember Set When someone is clever and sly I promise to remember Anubis When a cute boy catches my eye I promise to remember Zia When I see someone working magic I promise to remember Julius Kane When someone's life is tragic I promise to remember Ruby Kane When someone I love is gone And whenever I read The Red Pyramid I'll always remember this song. credit goes to Chick with Brains for making an awesome pledge during a basketball game XD Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. -Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies -And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. -You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time! -You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. -You give all your siblings god parents -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. -You still think Thalico could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 Music4evaxoxo Huntress of the sky ChildOfWisdom Katerina Riley Robin the Girl Wonder(RGW) AlexisIrisdent When Drowning… Mortal: LIFEGUARD! PJO fan: PERCY! When rain suddenly come… Mortal: Damn it! PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus! Exclaiming… Mortal: Oh My god! PJO fans: Di Immortales! When angry… Mortal: Shut up! PJO: Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you! Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater! Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom! Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW! Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you! Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.) Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life! Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life! Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines! Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife. Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you! When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? Really? How can you fight a fire with fire? How can you stop a flood with water? How do we think violence will solve violence? Copy and Past this to stop violence all over the world. So we have a world in the future. (Put your name up there and add your name to this list. Paste everywhere, anywhere, and on your profile.) Robin's Star, Sophia Griffin, RobinIsAwesome, Robin the Girl Wonder, AlexisIrisdent You see that girl you just called odd? Her mother died when she was 9. You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of? Hes lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 11 years. You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets? He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud. You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall? His parents suffered a fate worse than death. Copy and paste this if you are against bullying. Letting you know. Not my idea! Someone elses! I think it's SincerlyChris or something like that. At least that's where I found it. So... Give them the credit for this. I only have 1 reason why I copy and pasted this. 1. I'M AGAINST BULLYING!!! (dumb bullys) (If you're a bully and you're reading this...you're dumb!) This story is Amazing I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." If you . . . copy and paste: If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile. If you believe in God, copy this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you have ever seen a movie (or a show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile. If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this onto your profile. 88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs. If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile If when your saying "good game,good game ,good game" but really, all you want to say is " WE WON YOU SUCKKERS!!!!!!" , copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile If you love rain, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in la la land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile. If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile. If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (on many occasions) If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you think people who only like Paramore because of Twilight are losers, than copy this into your profile. (Paramore rocks) If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Oathkeepera, FF Girl, SailorKairi91, Akane Naomi, Patamon Cutie 13, The Illustionest, Blood of the Dawn,Girloveswaffles5, Robin the Girl Wonder If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you think everyone's out of their mind (including yourself . . . but that's a given), copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile If you think that the kids should leave the leprechaun and his Lucky charms alone, copy this in your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you've ever walked/jogged/ran into a door copy and paste this to your profile Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile If you think your siblings where possibly born stupid, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile 96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on you page if you're one of the 4% who will If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile. "I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." If you have ever considered going to the EmpireStateBuilding and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wanted to be a hero from Greek mythology, copy and paste this onto your profile. Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, percabethatw, Ultimate Percy Jackson Fan, Robin the Girl Wonder If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile. If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile. If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account. If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day),(jasmineflower27 - 3 days),(ArianaRae - 2 days), (Susly - 1 day) (Lily.and.Alice - 3 hours) (Dimcairien - 2 days) (TabbyKins-4 hours), (GoldenPhoenix864-6 hours), (Robin the Girl Wonder-3 hours) If you don't write or read slash, copy and paste this into your profile. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork." Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?! So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. Music is my boyfriend. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. :D If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging! I met some crazy people. They made me their leader! I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Amateurs built the Titanic. Professionals built the Ark . . . That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. "At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!" War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he;ll be warm for the rest of his life. Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you. Imperfection Is Beauty. Madness is Genius. And it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely stupid. My Faith:Jesus Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today... Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son... Then copy and paste this into your profile If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says.. "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..." Calling me Fake, won't make you Real. Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart. Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong. Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty. Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich. Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect? So why bother? Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried it this in your profile. ／l、 This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your Here is a sad/happy story. Only read if you truly believe in God. A teenage girl of about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE: *Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. *How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. *Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. *Most of us go to our gravewith our music still inside of us. *If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? *You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. *Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. *We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all exist very nicely in the same box. *A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. *Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today!.. *"And that person was me."... Please don't keep this message to yourself...send it to those who mean so much to you... "NOW".. *Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement plan is out of this world!! *I travel on the Water of Life, with God as my guide Favorite Quotes "With great power...comes the great need to take a nap." Nico Di Angelo (The Last Olympian) "Can we just call them storm spirits? Because Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks!" Leo Valdez (The Lost Hero) "Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out." Leo Valdez (The Son of Neptune) His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart --Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. 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I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise! --If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun. - unknown -Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you. --Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. --STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. --Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. --He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot. --Work now, make others work later. --I read somewhere that speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. --When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car! --Men think one of three things at any given time: I want a sandwich, I want a woman, or I want a woman who can make me a sandwich. --Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. --There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose. (Which I have done. It was awkward...) To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. 60 things to do in an elevator: 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. not talk to fictional characters in public. not answer fictional characters in public. not talk to inanimate objects in public. not go out in public. 6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianist". 29.People are staring at you. act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... Reasons why girls rule!! 1.We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. (Not Completely true) 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. Ways to reject a guy: Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together What my mother taught me: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Post this into your profile if... If you think Danny is cuter in human form, but you still love his ghost half because it's all Danny anyway...post this into your profile. If your mom makes fun of you for being a certain age and still loving Danny Phantom...post this into your profile. If you have tried to contact Butch Hartman in some way, shape, or form with a question about Danny Phantom...post this into your profile. If you can't find any information about that damn "The Big Movie" for Danny Phantom, season four, even though you have tried for hours on end...post this into your profile. If you wonder why they would end Danny Phantom but keep Fairly Odd Parents going for freaking forever...post this into your profile. If you were surprized to see that Vlad had actually gotten a cat...post this into your profile. If you have thought about naming a future child Danny just so you can say the name without being looked at funny...post this into your profile. If you think it would be fun to stand near one of those wishing pools in a mall all day, and everytime someone throws in a coin, you say, "So you have wished it, so shall it be!"...post this into your profile. If you think it would be fun to run around a department store with your friends, pretending to be Secret Ninjas...post this into your profile. 1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes. | |||||||
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