NomNomBabieshide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Batman: Arkham Asylum, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Sherlock, Maleficent, and Avengers. Hi, NomNomBabies here :). I'm just a girl from Australia who writes when the mood hits, but ideas are hard for me to come by so it is usually a while between stories. I love all books and will probably find a way to write about the majority that I own, which will be interesting since there are about two bookshelves full. Feel like I should point out that anyone I write about, I don't actually own, no matter how much I wish I did :). Any reviews appreciated, love to know what people want more of and what I do wrong in any of my stories. Also if you like, feel free to send me ideas, since my brain never comes up with good ones unless it's about twelve at night, in which case I forget it in the morning. Much Love :) xx |
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People Skills by thechokesonyou reviews
(Classic Joker, TDK Bruce, imagine Harley as you may.) Joker hears a rumor that Bruce's company, Wayne Tech is supplying Batman with his gadgets. What's a clown to do other than kidnap Bruce and torture the information out of him?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker
Phil Coulson and Pepper Potts are Supernannies by spaceymiller reviews
When an experiment goes wrong, all six Avengers are reverted to themselves as children. Injuries, laughs, charades, and nap-times ensue. I know, another mini-Avengers story. But read it!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,037 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Boredom - a Sherloki Fanfic by Metal-Unicorn reviews
Loki is in London, and he is bored, so he decides to stir things up with Sherlock, who he just met.
Crossover - Sherlock & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Loki - Complete
Benedict's cracktastic adventure by AlessNox reviews
Benedict's horny, time-traveling, long overcoat, purple scarf wearing, super-sleuth, Nordic-legend, f**k fantasy adventure A reddit quote said "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Crossover - Sherlock & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Sherlock H., Loki] - Complete
In your Shoes by PrettyLittleMasochist reviews
Joker and Harley get into a little dispute about who has the harder job. What happens when they decide to swap places for the day?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Commercial Break by thegreenngoldavenger reviews
Tony Stark introduces Loki to television.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Cupcakes With Sprinkles by EmperorJoker09 reviews
Someone found something that was very close to somebody else. Joker and Harley Quinn.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
April Fools Day by thegreenngoldavenger reviews
What DOES the God of Mischief do on April Fools Day?
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Under the Table by 2kitsune reviews
Loki teleports into stark tower when The Avengers are having dinner and has a little fun with Tony under the table.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Switched by WetPaperTowel reviews
A freak accident during battle causes Tony Stark and Loki to swap bodies. The hero and villain are forced to spend time together to figure out how to switch back, which leads to awkward, hilarious, and disastrous situations. Will they figure it out in time, or will they kill each other in the process? Possible FrostIron fluff
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,695 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Short by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Post-Avengers. Darcy asks Loki a question about Thor's "Hammer". Rated M for very adult setting. Darcy/Loki one-shot
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
TAKING WHAT YOU WANT by lovinghannibal reviews
Follows Hannibal movie canon although instead of taking his hand, Hannibal takes Clarice. Rated M for sexual situations. FAIR WARNING:If you don't like lemons don't waste your time! If you love lemons! Enjoy!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Complete
Her Favorite Patient by A.B. Trerron reviews
“Your goal is to get into my head, to pick me apart like roadkill because I'm 'abnormal'. But everyone knows that most shrinks are crazier than their patients. So I can't help but wonder, what's your baggage?" Joker/Harley Warning: Non-con
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Joker - Complete
Nighttime with the Joker by Lady Areilite reviews
The Batman has fun with the Clown Prince of Crime. A one-shot. Rated M for a reason. Batman/Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Warmth by Lady Areilite reviews
Batman and Joker in the interrogation room. no, not from Dark Knight. Implied Batman/Joker. Rated T just to be safe.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Do Not Disturb by White Russian reviews
Nolanverse Joker/Harley. They need a room, and they need it now.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Joker - Complete
Bound by CayshaGriffin reviews
Sometimes bad luck for some is good luck for others. Slash, Batman/Joker. Bondage, dub-con, M-rated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Orange Juice by acollectionoffavoritequotes reviews
Alfred wasn't really expecting that. Nor was any of the Bat Family. However yes, that was the Joker in Bruce Wayne's Bed. SLASH. Of a crackish flavor. Ye have been warned.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Harley's Woes, Joker Sews by Sygmanthias reviews
Harley is fed up...and The Joker is absolutely clueless.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete
DCU: Quality Time by princessebee reviews
The lair is being fumigated and Joker and Harley have to find somewhere else to stay. Will the various Rogues of Gotham take kindly to the two clowns dropping in for a sleep-over? Pure crack and playful humour kids! Chap 6: The Riddler! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,124 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Firsts by Vampire's Mistress reviews
Harley's first time...with the Joker.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete
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The Cost of Control
Arkham Knight based. "How should we celebrate? I know a couple of poor, defenseless museums, but then again, I also know a couple of hotels." Batman learns just how hard he is struggling to hold Joker in. And Selina is making it harder. It will get saucy later but tell me what you think :)
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2017
Hidden
Little bit of secret Mystrade, next time Mycroft is going to lock the door. OneShot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2014 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
The Raven and The Man reviews
Diaval knows what he wants as a raven, but life as a man is proving to be much harder. Even with his wings he desires to hold her.
Maleficent - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Diaval, Maleficent - Complete
The Case of The God in Green reviews
Loki is taking over London, but encounters some problems when he meets the world's only consulting detective.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., J. Moriarty, Loki - Complete
Just The First Visit reviews
OneShot. Remnant Tanith Low comes to visit Ghastly Bespoke in his shop, breaking his spirit in the only way she knows how.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Tanith L., Ghastly B. - Complete
Magic Can't Fix Everything reviews
OneShot. Just a quick look into an older Valkyrie's head when she knows that her feelings for Skulduggery have become less than innocent.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Ghastly B. - Complete
Finally Caught Her reviews
Imagining if Batman in Arkham Asylum was Batgirl (NOT BARBRA GORDEN! Think Brucette Wayne) Joker captures Batgirl finally, but killing her seems to fast and not as much fun as the other things he has in mind. Contains a considerable amount of detailed sexual stuff (bondage, etc) Just the casual work of my slightly twisted mind :3
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - The Joker, Harley Q., OC - Complete
