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This is just a product of what happens when I'm bored.
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Hobbits are basically chubby, short, pink round things with hairy feet that like to sing.
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Pippin Took: Not cool.
Samwise Gamgee: this is the guy that made us up?
J.R.R Tolkien: Oh, how do I set this to private again?
Frodo Baggins: fail
Merry Brandybuck: smh
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Bilbo is celebrating his 111th b-day. Be jealous.
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Gandalf the Gray: curious how little time seems to have affected you, my dear friend.
Bilbo Baggins: oh, you know what they say Gandalf! Heh.
Gandalf the Gray: actually I don't. Care to enlighten me?
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Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, and 113 others are attending the Party of Special Magnificence.
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Bilbo is sick of handing out presents. Why can't I get my own?
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J.R.R Tolkien: Oops, sorry about that.
Bilbo Baggins: *sigh*
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Frodo Baggins just soiled himself. Huge dragon in flames just tried to eat him.
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Pippin Took, Bilbo Baggins, Otho Sackville-Baggins and 113 others like this
Gandalf the Grey: since it was a mere firework, it would have done little damage to you.
Frodo Baggins: sorry if I panicked at seeing a HUGE FLAMING DRAGON coming for me!
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Lobelia Sackville-Baggins: I knew this would be a waste of time.
Frodo Baggins: Why did we invite them again?
Bilbo Baggins: I don't really know…
Otho Sackville-Baggins: Frodo you little snot, your uncle obviously knew that we were above all others and simply HAD to invite us!
Bilbo Baggins: No, really, I don't know why I invited you guys.
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins: . . .
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115 people joined the group Bored to Tears by Bilbo Baggins Pointless Speech.
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Frodo Baggins: I find it very informing! My uncle will show you!
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Bilbo Baggins joined the group Vanishing into thin air.
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SAMWISE GAMGEE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IN MIDDLE-EARTH JUST HAPPENED!
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Otho Sackville-Baggins, Pippin Took, Merry Brandybuck and 112 others like this
Frodo Baggins: you guys will see soon enough.
Merry Brandybuck: actually we won't! He just vanished!
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Frodo Baggins: -.-
Gandalf the Grey: might have an idea…
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Bilbo Baggins likes his little joke. And his precious.
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Gandalf the Grey: I suppose you think that was very clever don't you.
Bilbo Baggins: Uh, duh? Did you see the look on their faces! Hahaha!
Gandalf: That ring shouldn't be abused like that!
Bilbo Baggins: *is pretending to listen*
Gandalf the Grey: *sigh*
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Bilbo Baggins needs a Holiday.
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Bilbo Baggins joined the group Leaving the Shire on a Journey
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Frodo: Where's the dislike button when you need it?
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Frodo Baggins joined the group DISLIKE BUTTON!
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Frodo Baggins is upset. His uncle is gone and all he got was a lousy ring.
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Gandalf the Grey: that ring is very special Frodo. Keep it secret. Keep it safe!
Frodo Baggins: Um, k?
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Gandalf the Grey joined the group Leaving the Shire for over 30 years before returning to Frodo.
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Frodo Baggins: they really need to get a dislike button on FB…
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