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Hobbits are basically chubby, short, pink round things with hairy feet that like to sing.

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Pippin Took: Not cool.

Samwise Gamgee: this is the guy that made us up?

J.R.R Tolkien: Oh, how do I set this to private again?

Frodo Baggins: fail

Merry Brandybuck: smh

Bilbo is celebrating his 111th b-day. Be jealous.

15 minutes ago. Like. Comment

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Gandalf the Gray: curious how little time seems to have affected you, my dear friend.

Bilbo Baggins: oh, you know what they say Gandalf! Heh.

Gandalf the Gray: actually I don't. Care to enlighten me?

Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, and 113 others are attending the Party of Special Magnificence.

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Bilbo is sick of handing out presents. Why can't I get my own?

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J.R.R Tolkien: Oops, sorry about that.

Bilbo Baggins: *sigh*

Frodo Baggins just soiled himself. Huge dragon in flames just tried to eat him.

8 minutes ago. Like. Comment

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Gandalf the Grey: since it was a mere firework, it would have done little damage to you.

Frodo Baggins: sorry if I panicked at seeing a HUGE FLAMING DRAGON coming for me!

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Lobelia Sackville-Baggins: I knew this would be a waste of time.

Frodo Baggins: Why did we invite them again?

Bilbo Baggins: I don't really know…

Otho Sackville-Baggins: Frodo you little snot, your uncle obviously knew that we were above all others and simply HAD to invite us!

Bilbo Baggins: No, really, I don't know why I invited you guys.

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins: . . .

115 people joined the group Bored to Tears by Bilbo Baggins Pointless Speech.

17 minutes ago. Like. Comment

Frodo Baggins: I find it very informing! My uncle will show you!

Bilbo Baggins joined the group Vanishing into thin air.

15 minutes ago. Like. Comment

SAMWISE GAMGEE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IN MIDDLE-EARTH JUST HAPPENED!

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Frodo Baggins: you guys will see soon enough.

Merry Brandybuck: actually we won't! He just vanished!

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Frodo Baggins: -.-

Gandalf the Grey: might have an idea…

Bilbo Baggins likes his little joke. And his precious.

13 minutes ago. Like. Comment

Gandalf the Grey: I suppose you think that was very clever don't you.

Bilbo Baggins: Uh, duh? Did you see the look on their faces! Hahaha!

Gandalf: That ring shouldn't be abused like that!

Bilbo Baggins: *is pretending to listen*

Gandalf the Grey: *sigh*

Bilbo Baggins needs a Holiday.

11 minutes ago. Like. Comment

Bilbo Baggins joined the group Leaving the Shire on a Journey

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Frodo: Where's the dislike button when you need it?

Frodo Baggins joined the group DISLIKE BUTTON!

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Frodo Baggins is upset. His uncle is gone and all he got was a lousy ring.

4 hours ago. Like. Comment

Gandalf the Grey: that ring is very special Frodo. Keep it secret. Keep it safe!

Frodo Baggins: Um, k?

Gandalf the Grey joined the group Leaving the Shire for over 30 years before returning to Frodo.

30 years ago. Like

Frodo Baggins: they really need to get a dislike button on FB…

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