I have recently been attempting to write again. I stopped after a series of deaths in the family hit me really hard and I just couldn't really handle it. I went through a tough time and I know I made alot of promises for updates that I couldn't keep and I'm sorry. I'm going to try my hardest to start back up and write on my old stories. They will be getting completely revamped though because younger me was not nearly as brilliant as current me. Thank you all for reading my stories.

Live Long And Prosper!

If you:

1.) You talk to yourself and/or inanimate objects.

2.) You stop and ask yourself why you're talking to yourself/inanimate object.

3.) You then rant to yourself/inanimate object about talking to yourself/inanimate object.

Then you're a writer! Copy and paste this onto your profile if this happens to you. Don't deny that it doesn't!

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"