![]() Author has written 15 stories for Wolf's Rain, Harry Potter, Twilight, Bleach, Doctor Who, Naruto, Pokémon, Supernatural, and Flashpoint. Here I am know as Sara Gender- female Sexual orientation- Bisexual Hates- Homophobics, norrow-minded peple, hateful people, and bullies. Likes- animals, any form of romance, slash, het, drawing, writing, and reading. I write because its what i love. I may not have the best grammar or spelling but i still try. I will gladly except any help with any of my stories. Reviews are extremley welcome. AN// I am very sorry for there being no updates recently, i am afraid RL reared it's head. I promise to update everything as soon as possible and am very glad that people are still reading// "A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting right next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'" If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile If you admit to being preverted, copy this into your profile. YAOI MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND! If you agree, then copy & paste this into your profile. (Yaoi is gay men, boyxboy, if you didn't know) Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. ~24 things to do in an elevator!~ 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there." 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!! You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you. No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! I am worse than evil... I am the author!! I've learned that with my driving, there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. ~Anonymous The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Anonymous I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ~Anonymous If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ~Anonymous The world is full of oxygen thieves. ~ Anonymous I reject your reality and substitute my own. ~ Anonymous Life is like a spongebob episode, short and stupid ~ Anonymous Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!- Anonymous 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, The Devil's Kin, Strawberrychan1, Predator's Little Prey This is the kind of thing i hate: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Please help to stop this. 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter (..)'(..) The Calling- Kiba/Tsume, Hige/Blue, Toboe/OC, OC/OC (Wolf's Rain) The Animal Shelf- Harry/Draco (Harry Potter) Squad 6- Love doesn't ask why - Byakuya/OC, Renji/OC (Bleach) Tonight - The Master/The Doctor (Doctor Who) Maybe - Jasper/OC (Twilight) Catch that Kitty - Grimmjow/Ulquiorra (Bleach) Coming soon Bad Romance - Itachi/Kyuubi, Sasuke/Naruto, Gaara/OC (Naruto) Little Dragon - Gin/Toushiro (Bleach) Coming soon |