Chapter 29: No jam today!

(Disclaimer in chapter 1)

"...Oh yes, fuck harder." The boy moaned as Severus hurried up his thrusts into him. "God!"

"Severus will suffice." The professor murmured, breath leaving in gasps and hands roaming undeterred all over the young supple flesh.

He didn't know how he came to it, but all he knew was that here he was, fucking one Harry Potter, underwater, for an unknown reason.

"Oh God!" Potter screamed once more, his body arching and sending ripples of water everywhere.

"Like it, do you?" Severus growled, hands settling firmly on the boy's thighs, "you need this, you want this!"

"Yes, now, please," Harry moaned, one hand going around his cock and pulling harshly.

"No." Severus slapped his hand away, the pace never breaking. "You'll come when I want you to."

"But sir-" Brokenly.

"Master!" Firmly.

"My master..." Harry moaned, eyes opening and seeing nothing but the blue lake before him. Water was getting into his mouth and yet not chocking him even as he inhaled them on every gasp that Severus pulled out of him.

"Please, now, please!"

He tried to get his hand closed around his cock again, but Severus grabbed his wrists and held them together overhead.

"No."

"Let me come for you, so hot and tight and good for you, just for you, Master..."

"That's right, only me, only mine, mine!"

"Your-"

BANG!

Harry opened his eyes as the loud noise woke him.

"What..."

He quickly lowered his hands from above his head, releasing their grip from the back of the couch's head rest. His legs were open and the tent in his pants was obvious, the wet spot dark on the light PJ's.

He looked around him and saw his homework, unfinished, spread across the reading table's surface. Luckily for him, the couch was facing the wall.

Closing his eyes once more, he tried to will his hard on down. And only half succeeding, he turned to see what caused the noise, but the common room was strangely empty.

Groaning he rubbed his eyes and his crotch in sympathy.

"Well, I hope at least Severus got to finish that dream..."

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Harry scowled, sitting in the back row in Potions class. Snape was sitting, marking some tests at his own desk after setting them all a pop-quiz. An obvious retribution for all the other students laughs at what he precised as his humiliation at Halloween.

Not to mention his tardiness. Which remained, still, unexplained.

Not that Harry minded very much. Even if the test was hard and apparently worth thirty percent of their grade.

One of the girls giggled and Harry's scowl became harsher. This truly aggravated him; the way those girls and a few of the boys were staring dreamily at his master.

"Detention for the girl that giggled." Snape growled, not taking his eyes of the parchment. A friend of the above gasped and Snape spat, "Same to you. I do recall asking for silence."

Harry smiled and quickly went back to his own work. Perhaps the others now realized what he already knew, but it didn't make it any easier for them.

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Oh, this is just no good. The staring, the giggling, the pointed fingers, the whispers! Harry was going mad. And he wasn't even the subject, for once.

"You know, jealousy green just doesn't work for you Harry, even with those beautiful eyes of yours."

Harry made a frustrated noise.

"They better all cut it out if they know what's good for them. He's mine, and no one else is allowed to look at him that way."

"Yours? Possessive much, Harry? He didn't even fuck you yet. And besides, I'm pretty sure from all the glaring that he thinks the same way you do. Uh, except the being yours part, of course."

"Funny Ginny." The black haired boy scowled as he grabbed his book bag and hoisted it on his shoulder. "Besides, they don't even know him like I do."

The red headed girl raised her eyebrows at him. "Oh? And how are you any different than them?"

Harry gave a mischievous smirk. "None of them have been in his private rooms." He winked cheekily and Ginny shook her head. "And touched his toothbrush."

Not to mention being part of his long hot fantasy...

Laughing the two teens separated to their afternoon classes.

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Since Halloween is over and things are getting back to normal (or as it can be, at Hogwarts), the Seventh year students had to pick up their fake babies from their teachers.

And it was Harry's turn.

"WAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Stupid mechanical poop machine! Shut the fuck up, will you?"

Blaise and Pansy walked by him and stopped to stare.

"Told you, you should do what we do, look."

She gave the baby she was holding a sound slap to the head, which made it giggle and drool, and then slammed it hard against the wall, which made it shriek and laugh.

"What the fuck is wrong with that thing?" Harry sounded amazed, even to his own ears.

"Yeah, look at this'"

She put the baby against the wall and let go. The toy, instead of falling off and crying, somehow stayed there, crawling up the wall and laughing.

"Look it's Spider Baby."

"That's really fucked up."

Their eyes followed the thing as it crawled on the ceiling.

"Mr. Potter." McGonagall greeted as she passed. Stopping to stare at the unusual trio of students. "Professor," Harry said weakly, his eyes widening when Blaise and Pansy's baby seemed to stop right above where the Transfiguration teacher was standing.

"Is there something wrong?" He asked, trying to distract McGonagall so that his two Slytherin friends could get the baby down. Unfortunately that meant without magic, since she'd probably sense that.

Minerva sniffed and rubbed her nose, it being still red from her previous attempts at removing the whiskers Dumbledore had charmed. "I wanted to talk to you about your last transfiguration essay."

Harry nodded and she started ranting. Behind her back, Blaise and Pansy were trying to call their baby down. Only it just giggled and cooed at their attempts to reach it.

Mcgonagall paused and turned around, staring at the two students. Seeing them looking back at her innocently she shook her head and turned back to her conversations with Harry.

The Slytherins' attempts to get the baby down turned successful only when Blaise, annoyed, removed his shoe and threw it (with excellent aim) at the baby, which fell right into Pansy's hands.

Quite in time for McGonagall to turn around once more and see the baby in Pansy's arms, now sleeping peacefully.

"I see that you're taking good care of your Muggle project." Her eyes trailed over the toy's body. "Keep it up and you might win the award." She nodded at them and left quickly.

The trio sighed in relief.

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"Hello Harry." The voice startled him and Harry turned to see Luna standing behind him. "Luna," He paused. "What are you doing here?" He fixed Lyra in her sling.

"I was looking for you, actually." Harry stared and she smiled vaguely, her eyes fixed on the ceiling, and harry quickly looked up in case Blaise' baby was hanging from it again. "the Quibbler sold really fast because of your declaration." She nodded.

Harry paused, wondering for a moment before remembering his 'I'm Voldemort' remark. "Oh." He stared once more. "And?"

"I need an interview now. Dad's orders." She pulled out some parchment and a fluffy orange quill. "It's from the hair of a humbug. Hard to catch, which makes them quite rare as pets."

"So my first question is this: How did you manage to became the Dark Lord when he turned powerful several years before you were born?" she stared at him, her luminous eyes glittering and Harry licked his lips in thought.

"I can't reveal that Luna. I'm sorry."

The girl nodded. "Understandable. Next question: So how does it feel to be the Dark Lord."

Harry smirked. "Feels like I have all the power in the world. So, quite wonderful I must say."

"It's hard to live a double life, in most lines of work. So how does being both the Dark Lord and the Boy-Who-Will-Defeat-Him feel like?"

The Boy-Who-Lived laughed softly. "Hard, Luna. Sometimes I feel as if it's too much, but then I remember why I do it and it makes it easier."

"And why do you do it?"

"That's confidential Luna, I'm afraid, sorry."

"Very well, last question then?" When Harry nodded she continued. "So what will your next move be as the Dark Lord and what will you do now that your secret is out?"

Harry shrugged. "Haven't thought that far yet. You know me- even when I make plans I never follow them. As for my secret... No one can prove a thing." He smirked at her and she stared at him for a moment before tucking her things back inside her bag.

"Do you know where Ginny is, My Lord?" Harry startled at the title before shaking his head. "The library, maybe? I'm not sure."

"Very well." She curtsied and Harry watched her go in confusion.

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"That was some interview there, Potter."

Draco walked around a corner and was instantly attacked by a flying, giggling baby.

"Take that thing from me already, it's your turn."

"Why can't we just leave it with McGonagall or something?" He said as he caught it in his arms.

"Tried it when we had to pick it up after Halloween. Said that 'It's your responsibility to care for your child at all times' and 'try to be an adult' and some rubbish. Uch, I'm starting to hate children."

"We'll make a proper pure blood out of you yet."

"Except for that whole part of me being a half blood, you mean."

"Details details..."

Draco seemed to have a real liking to the baby. He started bouncing the baby around in his arms and singing softly. "Lyra luli lola lilly lovely little baby bouncy!"

"I think you may be even gayer then me, Malfoy."

"Oh, shut up."

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Harry was sitting at the Gryffindor table for breakfast, happily enjoying his toast with jam while reading Luna's article, laughing quietly at this little thing and that.

What caught his eye the most were Luna's concluding words:

"...But for now, the true power and reason behind the wonder that is You-Know-Who/ Harry Potter will have to remain hidden, for even though the mystery man walks and plans his secret plans among us, his lips remain, quite sadly, tightly sealed.

For the complete speculation of YNH/HP's reasons and methods of operation, including the ways in which he still stays attractive after implementing them, see page-"

"Honestly Harry, how can you stand reading this rubbish? You know you aren't Voldemort-"

"And why not? I like being somebody else for a change." He cut Hermione off when she opened her mouth to revoke him. "I don't care. This is too fun to pass over."

He stood on the bench and called out loudly. "As the Dark Lord," he noticed students staring at him with frowns and Luna had already pulled out another piece of parchment . "I now declare that..." He paused before nodding seriously. "...Jam is now forbidden! Jam yesterday, jam tomorrow but no jam today!"

All Muggleborn/raised who seemed to get the reference burst out laughing, while others shook their heads. Luna could be seen writing madly, ink flying around her face from the speed.

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