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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Hellsing, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Labyrinth. Profile Name: Kira Hott Eye Color: Grey Blue Hair Color" Light Brown Favorite books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Vampire Kisses vol.1-4,Eragon, Eldest, Ink Spell, and The Dark Elf series. My Favorite Authors: R.A. Salvatore, Stephanie Meyer My Top Favorite FanFiction Authors: Cindygirl, Lillie_Cullen, Definatelystaying, IdreamofEddy, Quiet_Whisper, Angelic_Memories, Aurora_Nyte I love to read and writing short stories of my own is my passion! My first love is fiction, though i will read some non-fiction. though i dont read much of science fiction i do at time and a few of the novels i have read have been my favoites. I have a horse named Regis that i love to the ends of the earth other than that i dont have any other animals. when i am not reading i enjoy cooking everything from full meals to baking cakes and cookies. i watch only a little T.V. but one of my favorite shows is CSI. Recently my boyfriend has proposed to me and now we are happily engaged to be married in 2010! My favorite fan fiction stories i have read so are Colliding Meteors, Her Destiny, Christmas Wish, and Mating Season. Akira-san If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever had the insanely moral urge to bitchslap Sasuke, copy this into your profile. If Shino is your favorite character, and you are sad that he doesn't get enough air time or recognition, put this into your profile. copy and then What makes you different from myself and what makes us similar? if you are glade that we are different then copy this to your profile. A world with people who are all the same is a world with disposable copies, But in our world the things that make each of us different makes you irreplaceable. Kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your /l、 The Rabbids are invading fanfiction.net help them by posting them EVERYWHERE! (\_/) All your bases are belong to us. (='.'=) ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ ╔══╗╔══╦╗ ╔══╗ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(◣_◢)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿ This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. yamiyugi23 () () Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies and yaoi/yuri) 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! Prank list for walmart! 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and bitchslaps the mothafucker that causes the 3rd. Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. 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I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face. Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow. He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind. Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons. Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. 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The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste. Month One Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile Facts of Life/Fave Quotes (Cuz some are a combination of the two! LOL) A good friend: Will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend: Helps you up when you fall. A best friend: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, gaytard?" A good friend: Helps you find your prince. A best friend: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend: Will offer you a soda. A best friend: Will dump theirs on you. A good friend: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend: Will help you move. A best friend: Will help you move the bodies. A good friend: Will bail you out of jail. A best friend: Would be in the jail cell sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend: Has never seen you cry. A best friend: Won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend: Asks you to write down your number. A best friend: Has you on speed dial. A good friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend: Will kick the whole crowds a that left you. A good friend: Knows a few things about you. A best friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend: Tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend: Just sits down and cries. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. Love your enemies! It really pisses them off To put it nicely, I hope you choke. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I? Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Dr Seuss 2011 Twas the night before school started, when all through the town, the parents were cheering... It was a riotous sound! By 8, kids were washed and tucked into bed... Where memories of homework filled them with dread! New pencils, new folders, new notebooks too! New teachers, new friends... Their anxiety grew! The parents just giggled when they learned of this fright- and shouted upstairs: Go To Bed! It's A School Night!!. |