mssdarehide bio
 Author has written 16 stories for Twilight, and Merlin. I don't use anymore but you can find me on A03: /users/mssdare Whatever remains here is old and in some cases quite awful. I don't delete the stories here out of respect for my beautiful betas who helped me with writing and because I generally oppose deleting. Nevertheless, dive in on your own risk. WARNINGS: My stories contain graphic M/M and M/M/F sex scenes and various kinks and MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN TAGGED PROPERLY, as back when I was writing them we didn't mind the tags as much as fandoms do today. Probably more proper tags were added on A03. Also, if you read anything of mine please keep in mind that English is not my first-language. I learn English through reading and writing. Cheers, MD | |||||||
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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14907 - Favs: 13,186 - Follows: 5,908 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15228 - Favs: 9,051 - Follows: 9,267 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5104 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
If on a Winter's Night by Touchstone67 reviews
One fateful, winter's night, Edward and Jasper's lives are turned upside down. Is their relationship strong enough to withstand the aftermath, or will they be driven apart forever? Rated M for sexual situations, language. AH J/E slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 556,342 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Fifty Shades of Gwaine by Fr333bird reviews
Merlin/Fifty crossover parody. Written for the summerpornathon crossover/fusions challenge. Just roll with it, Morgana is not at all like Anastasia. Warnings for use of restraints and a blindfold, ironic mentions of inner goddesses.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Morgana, Gwaine - Complete
Roads by prassacut reviews
When Edward & Jasper met one drunken night, neither of them could have known how much that chance encounter would change their lives. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,087 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7219 - Favs: 6,415 - Follows: 4,299 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Weird Fishes by Orphaned-okay reviews
WINNER of Public Vote - Most Shocking Twist - in TwiSciFi Contest. Three people - each with a wish they want granted more than anything - and one secret place where those wishes can be fulfilled. No wish comes true without a sacrifice. A study of human nature using unnatural setting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
That's Friendship by Fr333bird reviews
Spins off from canon on the Russian trip. Maxxie's sad after falling out with Anwar, and decides to give in and let Tony cheer him up after all. That's what mates are for. PWP, oneshot, adult content.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Maxxie O., Tony S. - Complete
Forbidden Love by Addicted to Edward Cullen reviews
Peter and Jasper have always been close even for brothers, but now Peter wants more. Will it ruin their relationship or will they become closer than ever? Submission for TwiKinkFest. warnings: slash, incest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,216 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Peter, Jasper
Meant to Be by Fr333bird reviews
"The first time I see Riley, my eyes lock onto him and I can't look away." Seth and Riley's lives are shattered by events beyond their control. Can they overcome the challenges they face and still be together? Slash, AU, contains wolves and vamps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,145 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Seth, Riley - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6809 - Favs: 4,798 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ridiculous Red Socks by PolkaDotMama reviews
Arthur hates Merlin's new gym routine because it means less time to spend together. Besides, Arthur loves Merlin's body just the way it is. Why mess up perfection?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hesitation by sadtomato reviews
"It was only three seconds of hesitation, but it told Arthur everything." Merlin's been lying about his age to Arthur, who he's been flirting with online. What happens when they meet in RL? Will Arthur be charmed despite the lie, or will he walk away?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Riding Out by Fr333bird reviews
'Gwaine loves sex - he loves sex with a variety of people in a variety of ways...' But Gwaine isn't usually attracted to men who are bigger than he is. Percival, however, is the exception to the rule. PWP, Explicit adult content.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Gwaine, Percival - Complete
Silk & Satin by sadtomato reviews
Edward's afraid to reveal his love of lingerie to his new boyfriend, but he's forced to confront the truth when Carlisle finds his panty drawer. Will Carlisle be into it or will he GTFO? Slash. Lemons. Panties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Neighbor From Down the Hall by philomina reviews
When Jasper is released from prison his life seems like it will be just as its always been...miserable.But what happens when his building neighbor Edward is just nosey enough to change that assumption?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,602 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Double Down by sadtomato reviews
"I was so psyched to have a kid my age to talk to about feeling different and worrying about school and guys and..." Jasper and Edward are best friends, but what happens when they finally get some time alone? M for curious HS boys and sticky hands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Got Your Back by LyricalKris reviews
As a technical specialist, FBI Agent Riley Biers doesn't have all the guts or get all the glory as the field agents. What could he possibly have to offer resident hero and golden boy Agent Jasper Whitlock?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,257 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Riley, Jasper - Complete
Boys, Books and Library Fun by beckybrit reviews
Riley's shifts at the library are sometimes a little boring, but that all changes when Edward has some books to return. Can Riley help him to find just what he's looking for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Riley, Edward - Complete
Stuck With You by Fr333bird reviews
The boys are stranded together in Chicago for Christmas when their flights home are cancelled due to snow. Contains pining, accidental snuggling, pancake batter and syrup mishaps, adult content and excessive fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
End Game by ArcadianMaggie reviews
The next time Mike enters the locker room after practice, the sound of running water is enough to make him burn. He knows Emmett's just on the other side of that wall. Written for the Kink Fest. PWP. Slash. Mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
He Who Dares, Watches by Fr333bird reviews
It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,130 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Brain Freeze by Punk-and-Perv reviews
Rounded yet pert, squeezable yet firm looking, Edward Cullen's ass was a beautifully familiar yet unexpected sight in the Albertsons' frozen food aisle. Written for the TwiKinkFest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Crescent Moon by dellaterra reviews
The first bite was unintended... A very AU tale of what happened after Jasper's escape from Maria, told from his rescuer's POV. Rated M for M/M vamp slash, biting, and scarification. Written for the Twi Kink Fest. Read warning first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Jasper - Complete
Body, remember by rhythm junkie reviews
Written for the TwiKinkFest, for this prompt - 'Marking with bruises, VampSlash, any pairing'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Demetri, Mike - Complete
Rinse and Repeat by Fr333bird reviews
For Twikinkfest. Jasper has low self esteem. He gets drunk and has sex with just about anyone. When he sobers up enough to go home he feels even worse about himself, but his roommate Peter is always there to pick up the pieces. Adult content. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,405 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Slow Burn by grrlinterrupted reviews
A slashy OS inspired by a TwiKinkFest prompt: "Figging. Not much out there about this particular subject. Edward/Carlisle, pref. Edward feeling the burn." AH, a little OOC, some D/s themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Whipping Boy by beckybrit reviews
Edward and Seth are captured by the Volturi, but the experience brings them together in a way E never expected. This is ultimately a love story albeit a dark one. WARNINGS: contains graphic torture and some elements of sexual abuse. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,428 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Edward, Seth - Complete
The Whipping Boy by Fr333bird reviews
Edward and Seth are captured by the Volturi, but the experience brings them together in a way E never expected. This is ultimately a love story albeit a dark one. WARNINGS: contains graphic torture and some elements of sexual abuse. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,433 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Edward, Seth - Complete
Punk & Perv: The One With Lots Of Spanking by Punk-and-Perv reviews
Perv figured that he hadn't spanked Punk enough. Punk agreed. A OS for Fandom4LLS. WARNING: Contains discussion of roofing materials. AH Slash. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2011 - James, Riley
Prey by kgq reviews
Written for TwiKinkfest. Prompt I'd like to read some bloodlapping in vampslash preferably but het would do too . During sex or in a non-sexual situation, but with hidden or clear sexual context. Please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Edward, James - Complete
No Consequence by beckybrit reviews
Written for Twikinkfest: To combat boredom, Alec and Jane toy with their victims before feasting on them. Warning: M/M/F scenes, incest and main character death/torture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Alec, Jane - Complete
The White Dress by avioleta reviews
"When he wears the white dress, Carlisle knows he will have to touch him." E/C. Vampslash. Crossdressing. Written for the Twilight Kink Fest. Please see a/n for original prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
My Surreal Life by einfach mich reviews
AH, Slashy, Smutty fun written for the TwiKinkFest. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 220 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Edward
Pack Bonding by Fr333bird reviews
Written for Twikinkfest. Seth is new to the pack and has to take part in a rite of passage. Contains explicit sex acts with more than one partner, a little dub-con at first. Unashamedly kinky but also kind of sweet. Seth/Wolfpack. AU, wolfslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Seth, Sam - Complete
Tease Me by beckybrit reviews
From the Twikinkfest. Prompt: Edward and Jasper want to help Carlisle overcome his shame for his homosexual urges. They behave in increasingly filthy ways when they know he's near, until Carlisle can't help it and touches himself while watching. Vampslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
On the Edge by sadtomato reviews
From the Twilight Kink Fest! Prompt: Riley/Jasper - give me edging, orgasm denial. I want to see desperate Riley, preferably in a cock ring... Contains pretty filthy PWP slash. Edging and orgasm denial, but in a playful way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Jasper, Riley - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11799 - Favs: 10,124 - Follows: 6,812 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Can I See You Again? by sadtomato reviews
Jasper's been out and proud for 15 years. What happens when he meets Carlisle, who is just stepping out of the closet for the first time? Voted First Place in the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest 2.0!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Jasper, Carlisle
Want You To Want Me by rhythm junkie reviews
::WINNER 1ST PLACE JUDGES VOTE IN THE DIRTY TALKING JASPER CONTEST:: Jasper wants Riley. Riley needs some convincing. AU/AH/OOC Warnings for perceived dub/non-con and a filthy filthy mouth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Jasper, Riley - Complete
In Repair by high-seas-swan reviews
After a serious injury, Jasper's trying to put his life back together again. A fresh start helps, but what happens when past, present and future collide in the form of a sports program and one particular student? *Slash Backslash 3.0 Entry*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,197 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Edward, Jasper
The Tutor by buildmeapyramid reviews
.:My SBS Entry:. "Passion. It lies in all of us, sleeping, waiting...and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey." -Joss Whedon E/S slash, lemons, OOC, cheating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Edward, Seth - Complete
Legacy of the Spirit Warrior by ArcadianMaggie reviews
**3rd Place in Public Vote** Slash Backslash 3.0. The night of the newborn attack, Jacob uses his shapeshifting ability to protect the ones he loves, changing their fates forever. Slash, AU. Edward/Jacob. Contains mpreg. See warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,336 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 121 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
A Light Exists In Spring by shoefreak37 reviews
The Volturi find a new prospect in Forks. "All I know is, I think I'm gay for Edward Cullen, and in two days I'm supposed to die." Slash Backslash 3.0 entry, won first place in public voting and judge's scoring. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Mike, Edward
In the Midst of Sorrow by Jessypt reviews
Torn apart by misperception and brought back together when a good friend and brother dies, this is the story of two desperate souls trying to find their way home. Entry for the Slash Backslash 3.0 contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Crude Oil by reve2weaver reviews
Nitrosexual-top meets Roughneck-top in Northern Alberta: lust and rivalry, ancient history and modern art, oil-sands and sunburns, crime and punishment, bears and hunters, icicles and coals; man-made disaster. Angst. HONORABLE MENTION SlashBackSlash 3.0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Jasper, Edward
Random Thoughts by Icetor reviews
Edward is an actor with a secret, Jasper is a director who finds his new star attractive and can't hold his feelings in. what will happen when they try to work together? Entry for Slash/\Backslash3.0. Warning, combustible lemons, AH powers, slash o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Walking Away by PolkaDotMama reviews
A chance encounter pierces Edward, opening him to new knowledge about himself. He walks away, searching for comfort and a way to fill the void he feels. Will he find his way back to the only person who can truly fulfill him? E/; AU Slash Backslash 3.0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward
Punk & Perv: The One Where Punk Got Sick by Punk-and-Perv reviews
For Two Days and Nights Riley Was Sick. On The Third Day He Got Better. WARNING: Sleep-talking & Porn-watching. AU/AH. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/13/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
Punk & Perv: The One Where Punk Goes To College by Punk-and-Perv reviews
P&P THREE: Punk has a plan. Perv doesn't stand a chance. WARNING: Sock bondage and below table blowjobs. Spanks for reading! Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 9,962 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
Punk & Perv: The One Where Perv Says Yes by Punk-and-Perv reviews
P&P TWO: Perv told Punk no. Twice. What an idiot. WARNING: Handcuffs and spanking included. You are SO welcome. AU/AH. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
Punk and Perv's Excellent Adventure by Punk-and-Perv reviews
P&P ONE: Perv sees Punk. Perv chases Punk. Punk dances. WARNING: Fictional spanking included. You're welcome. AU/AH. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,922 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - James, Riley - Complete
Red Geraniums by Pastiche Pen reviews
Carlisle Cullen wakes up with a man in his bed. Winner in the Carlward contest. Very "adult." A/H. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12806 - Favs: 11,159 - Follows: 4,732 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6246 - Favs: 5,499 - Follows: 5,462 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Safe and Sound by Touchstone67 reviews
Edward, Jasper and Bella are best friends-but when Jasper and Bella take a summer road trip through Texas-will things change between the two of them? What will happen when the trip is over and they reunite with Edward? AH JasperxBella Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 174,480 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 7,258 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by tuesdaymidnight reviews
High school senior Edward just found out that his long-standing crush on classmate Jasper is mutual, but he is mortified that their first kiss may occur inside a closet. Little does he know what that one kiss will ignite. AU, AH, OOC. E/J Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,206 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Extreme Measures by Touchstone67 reviews
What would you do to get the one you love back? What if they had moved on...would you go to extreme measures to bring back into your life? Rated M for dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,420 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4799 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 401 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tuesday Night Poker by LauraACullen reviews
One-Shot "For the Love of Jasper" contest entry. Lifelong friends Jasper, Edward, and Emmett find themselves alone for their weekly poker game, which quickly evolves into something quite unexpected. All Human, Slash, Adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Wide Awake OUTTAKES by AngstGoddess003 reviews
These are chapter outtakes for WA. Scenes and false starts that didn't make the cut, but still have some funny and good moments. Just for fun. Not srs bsns. Don't read if you've become attached to the finer details in the story. M for language and stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8494 - Favs: 7,752 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Halloween
It's Halloween's Eve and Merlin feels edgy. Gwaine offers a shag. "In a Land of Myth" outtake but can be read separately and you don't have to know the main story. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it. Horror themes.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
In a Land of Myth reviews
Merlin turns the Magic 8 Ball around in his hands. "Are the ghosts real?" he asks. "Signs Point To Yes." Merlin looks around and shivers when he sees something grey at the periphery of his vision again. "Will they get me?" he asks and turns the ball. "Most Likely." Written for Paperlegends 2013 Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it. HORROR THEMES, body horror, horror events.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Liquid Gold reviews
When Arthur goes to a club restricted for magic users it sets in motion a great course of events—young boys are being chased, time is being reversed and revolutions are plotted… AN EXPANDED VERSION OF LIQUID GOLD OS. Not too great, read at your own risk. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Clearest Blue reviews
Merlin stays beside the lake where his King lies. A tiny post-finale consolation ficlet. Warnings: MDC (obviously)
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ashes to Ashes reviews
In the end of time there's nothing left for Jasper to go on for, so when two strangers spend a night by his side he welcomes the distraction. My entry for SBS4.0. HOSTS' PICK AWARD! This story is also available in German thanks to aeron4 (Cery): www. fanfiktion. de/ s/ 58ef9e9c000092bd2a2c8948/ 1/ Ashes-to-Ashes (remove the spaces) Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed. ANGST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Jasper, Garrett - Complete
The Light and the Fall of Albion reviews
Albion needs an heir, but Arthur won't give up on Merlin. Arthur/Merlin, mpreg, canon era, magic, warnings for mpreg, body horror, c-section, blood, heavy angst, a bit of tragedy, eventually - MDC
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Under the Waves reviews
Jasper is a haunted soul who hates his vampire instincts and gets off by inducing emotions in the humans that he hunts. One day he meets a young, desperate man and everything changes. HEAVY Angst, M/M, graphic depictions of violance. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,092 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Ring reviews
Arthur desires Merlin's fingers. In him, around him, on him… A total PWP with Thumb!kink Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
The Liquid Gold (OS) reviews
Arthur knows he shouldn't have followed Morgana into a nightclub restricted for those with magic. Once inside he finds himself unable to run away, especially when he sets his eyes on the Master of Ceremony. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Wouldn't it be nice? reviews
Bella spends her holidays with Edward and his friend - Jasper. What will happen when she finds out she is deeply attracted to them both? This is a PWP story, porn, zero plot, B/E/J threesome, also slash. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,619 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
All I want for Christmas is you wrapped nicely reviews
Misplacing the Christmas gifts leads to some unexpected events. Written as a Christmas gift. Sweet and sappy. Edward/Jasper slash. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Red Strawberries reviews
Edward loves how pretty Jasper looks wearing mascara. But that's only the start of it. My TwiKinkFest entry. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Come fly with me reviews
One flight, one very hot pilot, two flight attendants and two nights in Dubai. My entry for ShareTheLove contest. E/J/B 3some with zero plot and only porn. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,761 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Edward, Jasper
The Lost Ones reviews
Do you ever wonder what happened to your high school friends and sweethearts? Do you ever think about the ones who were lost on the way and wonder if any of the things you did could have saved them? This is a story for those who cared. Entry for S/BS 3.0 Rated M for mature topic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Sunshine reviews
What if everything went very wrong in Volterra? Edward's decisions have led to the death of two family members and Bella's becoming a vampire. The Cullen family has fallen apart. How can you live forever when you've lost those who you've loved the most? EDIT: This was my first story ever and it's full of plot-holes, unresolved issues and odd scenes. Read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,389 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A little bit more of comfort Sunshine outtake reviews
Sunshine Outtake with EXPLICIT Bella's and Jasper's night together. If you haven't read Sunshine I suggest starting with the story first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Jasper
