Twilightzoner
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Joined 05-17-08, id: 1578998, Profile Updated: 08-17-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

All of my stories are now posted at as well.

Currently, I am not taking on any new stories to beta.

If I don't get a chance to respond to one of your reviews, please know that I very much appreciate your time and effort!!

You can now follow the monster on twitter: MDMonster

or, if you're so inclined, me: twilightzonercj

I'd like to thank these translators for making Midnight Desire available:

In Spanish at: http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/6106828/1/Deseo_de_Medianoche

And in French at: http:///

And in Russian at: http:///forum/110-615-1

And in German at: http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/7289242/1/

Seems that the language of smut is universal . . .

And thanks to this translator for making Certain Revelations available in Spanish:

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/7280361/1/Certain_Revelations

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Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Edge of Forever by binaryeclipse reviews
Edward/Bella. My take on the wedding night. Same timeline as my other one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Gentleman by J Plash reviews
Edward may be a vampire, but he's still a man. Crack fic of the deliciously spine-tingling kind – Edward's more dubious thoughts as he watches Bella sleep one night shortly before the beginning of New Moon. Warning: extreme tormented-Edward hotness :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Cornflowers Blue by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
There's a reason that Edward likes Bella in blue.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
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RPGs reviews
The continuation of Midnight Desire and ExB's, er, growth and explorations. The monster comes along on the journey, too! Mature Audiences Only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,921 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 7,262 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vicissitudes reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Certain Revelations reviews
Takes place after Eclipse and before the Epilogue. Telling Charlie & Renee about the wedding and some other interesting revelations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete