CrazyBitchWithAKunaihide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Twilight. Recently Some shit in my life has drastically changed my style and I'm having trouble adjusting and due to personal bs I'm having a hard time writing. I wont bite though (And if I do, that means I like you) So Pm-ing me really helps. Even if just asking if I'm still here, saying 'hi', or demanding an update helps me alot lately. Updates: Sakura's kitty cat troubles: ABout 1/2 way done rewriting others: unknown Contact me on facebook if you want to heres the link facebook | |||||||
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Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 4,230 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Long As I Can See the Light by Thistle of Liberty reviews
Almost a year after his sudden departure, Gideon returns to Quantico. Not everyone handles it well. WARNING: Contains non-sexual spanking of adults.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,332 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 1/4/2014
Domineering Whats Mine by Murdered.By.A.Marionette reviews
"Pay attention to me. I dont care if I have to cripple you and tie you in chains to my basement wall. I will get what I want little Sakura." !WARNING! - extreme violence and torture., THIS IS NOT A HAPPY FIC. LIGHTHEARTS BEWARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 159,045 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Glasses Unit by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Running into the veil didn't kill him, but it did send him back in time and give him the power over death. Still, he wasn't one of these 'Death Gods' that people seemed to insist on calling him. Harry Potter x Kuroshitsuji drabbles
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P.
Break the Ice by Orange Sherbet reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
To Summon a Mate by Penthesileia reviews
On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about…yet. Sequel out NOW!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,965 - Reviews: 3322 - Favs: 3,179 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3493 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Z by honeysyrup reviews
In a future where only carriers of the rare Z chromosome are able to bear children, an ordinary worker Drone named Naruto finds himself suddenly thrust into the Z breeding program, and also into the arms of an indifferent "partner". AU,37, NOT m-preg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,368 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
Worth Waiting For by TheMsMeep reviews
Slade has a new method to make Robin join him: seduction. Warning: Dark towards the end.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Zombie Plague by wingedmercury reviews
"Temari, there's no such thing as the Zombie Plague," Kankuro mutters. "You're wrong," she rasps. "I'm definitely a plague victim." Her hands tremble as she dry heaves; she would rather die of the Zombie Plague than be pregnant. ShikaTem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,820 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3473 - Favs: 5,311 - Follows: 2,857 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
20 Ways to Feel ALIVE! by I. M. Carter reviews
AU Uh, remind me again why I'm blowing up buildings, dancing the tango with Madara Uchiha and kicking small children out of bounce houses... Oh yeah, that's right... to feel "alive." I hate my friends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,958 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Lessons with the Delinquents by 0toxicbites0 reviews
AU OOC: As Sakura stared into the lust-filled eyes of the Uchiha males, she briefly wondered if she had entered into a parallel universe. Sakura/Uchiha Possible Three-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Sakura H.
Abnegation by AJlovesKakashi reviews
When Sakura recieves threats from his idiotic brother, Itachi seeks to reset his brother on "the plan" for revenge by guarding her. Request fic. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Daybreak by Voiceofsummer reviews
For years Kakashi has lived in a city that's crippled by a dictatorship; citizens live in terror and the children are taken to be 'modified'. But then he meets Akatsuki, a group of revolutionaries who dream of bringing a new dawn to the city. AU. Rated for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,112 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kakashi H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Contract by HinawithLove reviews
In the past, Itachi Uchiha had never been turned down by any woman, but he was about to be put in his place by a certain pinkette...or was he? AU Non-Massacre
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,753 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Miss Vanity by Orange Sherbet reviews
Just who did that art freak think he was? How DARE he call me, the infamous Sakura Haruno, UGLY! Well, I would just have to prove his ass wrong. Sasori Akasuna, get ready to fall in love with me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Consequences by dmnq8 reviews
Even the most level-headed ninja sometimes lose their heads. Sequel to Scotcheroos. Same time period, same AU. ItaSaku, het. Giftfic for Nanakira. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,135 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Snark Wars by TekJounin reviews
Sakura has been kidnapped by the Akatsuki. Again. Will she break this cycle or will she fall prey to the stereotypes of the genre? And why are Sasuke & Itachi wrestling? Contains Hidan, so language warnings apply.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Fattening by crookedcath reviews
She tried to sleep with him, he called her jail bait. She took her shirt off, he threw a rule book at her. How do you seduce Uchiha Itachi? Sakura didn't know, but in the end, Haruno Sakura always got what she wanted. Non-Massacre. One Shot/ ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Habit by Eoeo reviews
When caught fighting yet again, Kyo is given a task to tutor a certain person...That person being none other than the mistress of darkness, Hanajima Saki! Kyo/Saki
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kyo S., Saki H. - Complete
Worlds Apart, Yet So Close by PeinSaku reviews
In which Sakura is introduced to a world the likes of which none of them have ever seen. She'll have to befriend an infamous detective in order to capture the mass-murderer that kills people via heart attacks — but, in the end, will she survive it?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,876 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [Sakura H., L] - Complete
Whose Sushi is it Anyway? by Orange Sherbet reviews
Because nobody messed with Deidara's spicy tuna, and he'd be damned before he let some little pink haired kunoichi become the exception to that. Request from shark-demon-luv.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Sex 101 by Orange Sherbet reviews
Because Sakura needed to learn it sooner or later, and who better to teach her than the master himself?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Sakuwa Hawuno by Delicate Desires reviews
Sakura gets hurt during a mission to retrieve Sasuke, and she turns chibi! With the girls gone, it's up to the Konoha men to babysit her. What happens when she gets 'kidnapped' by Akatsuki, and that only Orochimaru knows the cure to save her? SakuraxMulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,430 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sakura H.
Sapid Sarcasm by Awesome Anonymous reviews
Her life isn't all that great. She's popular: no. She has tons of friends: no. She has a perverted android that sees her as the apple of his eye and can't keep his hands off her: yes. Oh the horror. ‹ Pein x Hinata ›
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,458 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hinata H., Pain/Pein - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Many of Sakura Haruno's Admirers by Polmkk reviews
When Sakura woke up today, she defintely DID NOT expect guys from all over confessing their love to her and asking her out. The only thing she can get out of this is one major headache.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Cinnamon by Miss Celsius reviews
ItaSaku:: When forced to move into a new apartment, Itachi did not know what would kill him first: the deplorable location or the maddening smell of cinnamon coming from next door. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Friendly Brothers by The H-Experiment reviews
Itachi was just doing his job, finding new methods to torture his brother under any circumstances. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Make You Smile by Eternal Grey reviews
Sakura has a mission to make Itachi smile... what happens when people keep distracting her... and OMG a funeral for her innocence! What the crap! ItaSaku ItachixSakura SakuIta SakuraxItachi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Garage Parking Lot by chickenbutt301 reviews
Night shifts had never suited quite right with Sakura. The parking lot was always so quiet and deserted. And to top it all off, her car no longer ran smoothly. But maybe that was a good thing... ItaXSaku. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Eagles and Weasels by Shinrin94-XIII reviews
Itachi was stuck babysitting Sasuke and Sakura, as what he liked to call them, brats. ‘Why do I always have to babysit these two brats?’. Maybe a bit SasuSaku if you'd like it to be. XP
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Bastard by of Burnt Roses reviews
In retrospect, Naruto probably could have used his handy new jutsu in much more productive ways rather than, say, writing Sasuke Uchiha threatening letters every year on the anniversary of the Valley of the End. Sasuke/Naruto Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Baby Talk by onceuponachildhood reviews
Mikoto did always want a daughter... :ItaSaku non-massacre AU, oneshot:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki R' Us by elric0sis reviews
Tobi brings home a mysterious pie one night for everyone to enjoy. Everything was fine until the next day then everythinkg get's a little, kid-like. What trouble does the Akatsuki face now? Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Akatsuki, Obito U. - Complete
Torture by Ashkaa13 reviews
Hidan is causing trouble and Pein has had enough. In an attempt to teach the immortal brat, his place Pein orders Itachi, the torture expert, to punish Hidan until he has learned his lesson. Itachi/Hidan and some fun with fangirls, oh' the horror!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 458 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Somnolence by Aria Illusine reviews
AU Non-Mass ItaSaku “Enough,” he said quietly, effectively silencing the other two. “I will clear up this argument between the two of you. Neither of you will use the room; I will stay with Sakura-san tonight." ANBU Trainee Sakura fic #1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 138 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sonata of the Soul by Light of the Darkest Night reviews
Sasuke a rebellious teen is being auction in a flesh market.His new master Itachi is as hearthles and cruel as many before him. Can one without a heart learn to love? Can one with only hate and hurt learn to trust?Yaoi ItaSasu ItaPein SasoDei MadaPei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,738 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Say You Love Me by Mistress of the Sandbox reviews
Sasori is tired of Sakura running from her feelings for him. Sasori is going to make her see things his way, one way or another. For Vesper chan's contest. Some lime. Not a full blown lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
FAKING IT by Hypotheticallyspeaking reviews
Hinata acts and dresses nerdy on purpose due to her dislike of Konoha Academy's Student Council, especially the president itself, hearthrob Uchiha Sasuke. However, what Hinata fails to realize is that her plans are backfiring against her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Redemption by katt1995 reviews
“That wont due…I want to hear you screaming…” He whispered as his hand slowly came to her thigh. Sakura shuddered to his comment and when he touched her sensitive leg she trembled. The only thing Sakura could get out was,“Then make me scream…” Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Eighty Yen by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. AU. In which Sakura in a kissing booth happens. In which Itachi happens as well. In which Sakura in a kissing booth with Itachi happens. Hell yeah. For BlueArcticWolf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi's Memo by AngelOfOurDarkness reviews
Now really, is it Itachi or Sakura who needs to talk to a psychologist after this? ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki in action by Zetai reviews
Well, this is about Akatsuki's hopeless and ridiculous attempts to capture Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Fate of Emos by Tainted Griffin reviews
What happens if you put Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Sakura, Sasuke, Itachi, and Deidara together in the middle of Forks? Edward, Bella, Sakura, and Sasuke bashing. no pairings. Twilight/Naruto crossover
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Nude Paintings by Sestine reviews
“Stay away from her or we’ll eat you.” In which Zetsu threatens Deidara for painting Sakura. /Messed-up ZetsuSakuraDeidara/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Bubble Gum and Foil Wrappers by Accentuating Kamikaze reviews
Bubble gum. Flying wrappers. An angsty Akatsuki member. Moral of the story? Never give an Akatsuki with multiple mouths bubble gum. Chaos will ensue... Along with the occasional unhappy camper... Or perhaps even a very pleased one. Oneshot. DeiSakuDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Kidnapping by sayjay1995 reviews
What will happen when Sakura is kidnapped by Itachi? Can Lee save her? Will Sasuke get his revenge? slight one sided Itachi Sakura, major SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
That's MY book! by BlueBastard reviews
Sakura, tired and frustrated by her teammates and Kakashi, decides to steal one of her sensei's precious books. Will she regret it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,403 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Ascendancy by deleria reviews
Ascendancy: the state of being in the ascendant; governing or controlling influence; Domination. He said he would add her to his collection. A Sasori and Sakura fic set in the not too distant future because Sasori is a man of his word.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/13/2008 - [Sasori, Sakura H.] - Complete
Practice by Just A Starving Writer reviews
Even Akatsuki members need practice. ItachiSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
panic button by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku It was then when Sakura finally decided that her life truly sucked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Randomness With Nightshadow Dweller and Friends by Rikku Madara Uchiha reviews
I'm back and sugar high with my good friend, Nightshadow Dweller. Not much to say except THIS... this is one cracked out fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Itachi U., Tenten - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 554 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Shattered Mirror by Frozzy reviews
ONESHOT Being chained to a rock inside a cave with an Sclass criminal and his comrade during a thunderstorm and with your back ripped open with blood all over you is simple and plain torture! ItaSaku [OLD STORY]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
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Wolfgirl Sakura reviews
Sakura, as the name suggests, is a wolf shifter. Her memories have been erased by Itachi when he was ordered destroy the two 'packs' that normally protected Konoha, the firey Harunos and their partners from the utter blackness- the Uchihas. Semi-con. Currently being rewritten, because last update was 1 year ago and it SUCKED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Itachi meets the parent reviews
DRabble for Mother's day. Itachi gets suckered by Sakura's mom. Gift for Best Mom Ever Love you girly!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sakura's kittycat troubles reviews
Summary- Sakura picks up a half dead cat; she heals him and feeds him. Only to be captured and annoyed beyond words. Why does everyone take advantage of her happy heart? Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,251 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Angel reviews
The Crying beauty Undergoes a transformation. Molding her to the devils will. Fixed line Breaks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sasuke Fails! reviews
Sasuke is trying to get Sakura to date him... And he sucks at it
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Edward as Itachi? reviews
Fic I had to write for school. Edward and Itachi switch bodies... What can go wrong?
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Itachi U., Edward - Complete
