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He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 17230 - Favs: 29,757 - Follows: 16,447 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete

Strength by tini243 reviews

In the crystal caves, an unlikely bond had been formed between Zuko and Katara. A bond that gives them unprecedented abilities, but forces a closeness that they are unwilling to accept. At least at first... Zutara, post season 2

Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,623 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Zuko, Katara

Shut Me Up by iiMNOTOKAY reviews

Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi and Kisame are forced to move in with Sakura after a deal with Tsunade. Friendship will blossom, love will bloom, you better expect some 'friendly' rivalry. DeiSaku, rated T. You know you want to read. Complete.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,206 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete

Through The Eyes of a Brother by Inuchemist10 reviews

Series of drabbles through the eyes of Alphonse. AU, They are EDWIN. They are just short little pieces reflecting edward, Alphonse and Winry's life after thier return from Germany/ post chp 108 I lied, still going by requests!

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 118 - Words: 117,870 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Edward E., Winry R.

Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews

Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.

Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete

Black is Our World by IcyPanther reviews

DHr The war is over with Voldemort the winner. Nearly everyone has been captured or killed and hope now lies in a brave few. In a battle of light versus darkness, there can only be one victor. But that doesn't mean the victor wins. No one wins in war.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,254 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete

Vespertine by Cynchick reviews

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 4,607 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete

Sweet Home Alabama Uh Hogwarts? by Bobs65 reviews

A Marauder's Era story. Story of a girl forced to move from lovely Alabama to England. Full Summary inside!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,114 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sirius B.

The Mudblood Exchange by imslytherinatheart reviews

Hogwarts is offering an extra credit program for muggleborns to spend the summer with half or pure blood families. Hermione signs up of course, but wasn't expecting to spend it with a family of slytherins. DM/HG. OOC warning.Now being Beta'd by Fearlover

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,504 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.

Hard Candy by Mochibun reviews

Life is never easy when you're the one known as Sasuke Uchiha, especially when you've just had your ass hauled back home, but it is particularly fun for the other parties! Mild NaruSasu, Sakura x ?, and other pairings.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.

In the Family Way by Vicki So reviews

Royal pregnancies, crazy fans and a whole new war against a not-that-deadly foe...does it get any more cracktastic than this? Drabble series sequel to "Til Death Do Us Part." COMPLETE!

Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 60,012 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete

Why My Heart is With You by Meulin's Disciple reviews

Ulquiorra's final thoughts. Well, my version of them anyway. Oneshot. Ulquihime Rated M for sexual content no lemon though . Please read and review.

Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.

Hide and Go Seek by lizza of the west reviews

When Kaoru tries to set Haruhi and Hikaru up as a couple, Haruhi finds Hikaru's notebook. Now, in order for her to willingly return it, he must find her in a game of hide and go seek before she gets to a CERTAIN PAGE and reads his deepest secret. HikaHaru

Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.

Anyone Else But You by comptine reviews

AU There was one thing Katara was sure about. She and Zuko had done IT. There was one thing she wasn’t sure about and that was the fact that she might be pregnant. -HIATUS-

Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete

Midnight Madness ON HIATUS by shadowglove reviews

When Draco becomes a dhampir Hermione discovers that she's his mate, and Blaise was only trying to help them---really, he was. None of the three of them could have realized how their destinies were intertwined. dramoinaise.ginnyremus.harryluna.ronpansy

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,399 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.

I didn't trip on my cloak by Maahiyum reviews

I didn't trip on my cloak, I fell for you." ...I didn't hit him that hard, did I? Deidara gets it in his head to stalk his muse for inspiration. When she confronts him, things get crazy, but when Tobi gets involved, they get even crazier! DEI X SAKU crack

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,289 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara

Spoils of War by hyperoo reviews

Katara is kidnapped by the Fire Nation and used as a pawn in Azula plans. Zutara and Taang. Disclaimer: Don't Avatar: the Last Airbender, it is property of Viacom. I make no money off of this nor tangible profit. Only ego boosts.

Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,709 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Zuko, Katara

Diem Ex Dei by Finnimbrun reviews

The road to hell, as they say, is paved with the very best intentions. Pein/Konan.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,031 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete

Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews

S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.

Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 4,805 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete

Don't Say a Word by Coley Merrin reviews

In the midst of great danger, Zuko struggles with his desire for Katara, while her mind is clouded with the secrets of her unborn child. Zutara

Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,804 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete

It Started With Tea At The Jasmine Dragon by Prophet19 reviews

Katara visits a tea shop on its grand opening, and doesn't run away. A re-write of "The Crossroads of Destiny."

Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete

Into The Fire by Roseblade22 reviews

FINALLY FINISHED! Post ep. The Blue Spirit. After Katara is unexpectedly captured by Admiral Zhao, Aang and Sokka are forced to go to a very unexpected person who can help them rescue her, but for a price. ZukoxKatara in later chapters!

Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,193 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete

Blood Bath by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews

Bella and Edward exploring some boundaries. Just some fluff, Dedicated to those who wanted Bella to drop the towel. Enjoy!

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,518 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete

To Love or not to Love? by angelofdeath250591 reviews

Weasly is in love with Granger. Malfoy is in love with Granger. Granger is in love with both. classic triangle. kinda. who should she choose? and is Malfoy sr. out to get her? Read and find out! *title might change. same with format*

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.

The New Generation Meets its Match by Brincelven reviews

Post-DH. Join Albus, James, and Lily Potter, Rose and Hugo Weasley, and Scorpius Malfoy as they grow up and go through their own adventures of Hogwarts like many before them where they discover powerful magic, love, friendship, betrayal, and much more.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 194,648 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete

Seventh Year Babies by shylilbaby1 reviews

The seventh years at Hogwarts were brought back to school a week early for a project that was to take place that year. They are eached paired up and have to take care of a baby. What happens when Draco and Hermione is paired up and can they raise a child

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,529 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete

All You Wanted by MarcoLover16 reviews

All she wanted to know was why he was so interested in the book she was reading, not three hundred and three reasons for why he loved her. James and Lily. I decided the themes were a bit mature, so rating has gone up, but no graphic scenes or anything.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,643 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete

Destiny by HarryPotterFreak4Ever reviews

Blaise has been watching Hermione for six long years, falling in love with her along the way. He's tired of hiding in the shadows & decides that now is the time he's going to declare his feelings. He has no idea how Hermione will react to his confession..

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete

Harry Potter and the Jedi by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews

Mrs. Figg decides to raise Harry after seeing how they treat him. Harry shows up for first year after living in a galaxy far, far away for a decade. Tries to answer the question of what power the Dark Lord knows not is. StarWarsHP cross HarryJaina Solo

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Harry P., Arabella F.

While You Were Gone by atruwriter reviews

With the end of war, Harry and Ron escape to find themselves. Left behind, Hermione is lost on her own, only to be found by two of the most unlikely people. A strong love and friendship is created, but Ron and Harry's return will bring much turmoil. FHr [INDEFINITE HIATUS]

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,010 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]

Something is Terribly Wrong: 100 Song Parodies by The Zutara Critic reviews

Parodies of songs that are fitting for each character. If they're pairings, it'll be Zutara, Taang, Sukka, Mai Lee, and Jetzula. The songs have been altered slightly to reflect life in the World of Avatar. ZK TA SS MT JA Rated T for swearing. XD

Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Katara, Zuko

Impossible Love by NarutoXHinataPie reviews

[AU][DeiSaku] Sakura, age 14, is unpopular and only has a couple of friends. She never had a boyfriend and believes she’s a love failure. Deidara, age 21, just moved in into the city Konoha. Will things finally change? And why are Sakura’s friends mad?

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,409 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara

The Archer's Bows Have Broken by eight-cent-plantation reviews

The beginning of a friendship, the beginning of a war, the end of an era, the end of an old life... In the midst of everything, they found hope, comfort, love and laughter in places that they never thought they would.LilyJames COMPLETE

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 61,413 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/4/2006 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete

Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews

Kushina Uzumaki is insane.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 186 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete

To Own Hermione Granger by shadowglove reviews

DRACOHERMIONEBLAISE. POST WAR. Two Slytherins want the same thing...to own Hermione Granger...Hogwarts will never be the same again...

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete

Just Hikaru by oOoIZZYoOo reviews

The graveyard felt very cold to Hikaru that night. Though he thought no one understood, he forgot that one woman had lost another as well. With his Brother gone what will become of Hikaru and the host club? How can Hikaru be a twin without a sibling?

Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,905 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete

Blood Is Thicker Than Tears by atruwriter reviews

Draco's entire world is turned upside down when he's told his parents are not the Malfoy's. Struggling not to be killed and to become close with his brother he falls in love with one of his worst enemies, his brother's best friend. [ABANDONED]

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 420,484 - Reviews: 3179 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]

Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6594 - Favs: 5,694 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete

Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews

Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete

Accepting Opposites by FallenMystery reviews

Draco always hated Gryffindors. Hermione always hated... well, just Draco. Unfortunately for the two of them, fate has other plans. Throw in a creepy cabin, a Common Room, and moonlight flibbergibbets, and you get Hermione and Draco's seventh year. FIN

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete

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Scars reviews

Sakura and Naruto abandon their village to search for Sasuke, and they run into a person who's dead to everyone, including himself. They make a deal. Sakura will heal his grevious wounds in exchange for his help in finding Sasuke. Can she heal his heart?

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.

Falling Slowly reviews

100 themes. almost 50 pairings. oneshots for canon ships and crack ships alike. Rated between K-M

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009

Concrete Walls reviews

They hid under their masks, stealing kisses and pleasure whenever their their teams met. They never had seen each other's faces, or even knew their names. What happens when she removes the masks? Can they forget who they are for one more night? Rated M

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete

God and His Angel reviews

Something is stalking the few good people left in the world. And it's coming. He will be the God of this new world, and she will be his Angel. And together, they will bring peace that has never been heard of. rated M for violence and sensitivity.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete

Fireflies reviews

Hinata is raped by the Akatsuki. When Hinata finds out she is pregnant, she has no clue which monster is the baby’s father. What will she do six years later when the father turns out to be Sakura's new boyfriend? Rated M for sexual themes and rape.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.

Shades of Grey reviews

They're from two worlds. But an unlikely hostage situation has brought sworn enemies into something much deeper than love. Will Sakura suffer the same fate as her master? DeiSaku. Rated M for coarse language

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete

I Will Free You reviews

Sakura and Deidara are partners, but what will happen when he goes off to fight Sasuke? DeiSaku one-shot. Rated T for language

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete

Jurassic Potter reviews

What happens when Harry and co get sent to the island of Jurassic Park? Not compatable with OotP, HBP, and DH

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.

Dreamcatcher reviews

No one ever knew about the fith marauder. Remus didn't like to talk about it. Follow Vixie, our fith marauder as she pulls pranks, gets into heaps of trouble, and falls in love with the unexpected... Mayhap an epilouge if i get enough reviews!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Remus L., OC

13 ways to annoy Draco Malfoy reviews

haha!

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete

101 ways to annoy Snape reviews

didn't write, but it's really funny

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete

103 ways to Annoy Voldemort reviews

title says it all...very funny

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete