I'm BAck!!! CHa..so..3rd time is the charm i guess?? So anyway..long story short, my computer fried. I got a new-old comp that I planned to start writing on but that shit the bed before I could really put anything up..I got depressed, had another child..didnt feel like writing anything since well..when you continuously write something and it gets deleted constantly, at some point ya kinda just say fuck it all. But I WANT to finish my stories for you guys..so stay tuned..as I will finally try to get that shit done.

Hi! Hokusai Kyori here...

Me: Hair- brunette

Eyes- brown, I am a sucker for green eyes though.

Sex- female

4/9/12; Anyone read the last NARUTO manga update?? I mean seriously?! Itachi just keeps getting more and more badass and he's frickin dead damnit!! Kishi-sempai...you suck...really.

Anime/manga i like:

Spirited Away, Trigun, Wolf's Rain, Avatar: Last Airbender, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Chobits, Cowboy Bebop, Demon Diary, G-Gundam, Naruto, Hikaru no Go, Outlaw Star, Prince of Tennis, 1/2 Prince, Rave Master, Howl's Moving Castle, Inuyasha, Juvenile Orion, Kaikan Phrase, Sailor Moon, Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai Champloo, Saiyuki Reload, Death Note, Tsubasa, EyeShield 21, Vampire Knight, Kiba, Red River, Bloody Monday, Zoids New Century Zero, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Gakkou no Ojikan, Akaboshi-Ibun Suikoden, Skip Beat!, Shugo Chara, Oni-Gokku, Nurarihyon no Mago, Shinobi Life,

Favorite Pairings: Naruto: Sasuke/Sakura, Sakura/Itachi, Sakura/Madara(Tobi)

Rurouni Kenshin: Kenshin/Kaoru Kaichou wa Maid-sama: Usui/Misaki Avatar: Katara/Zuko

Cowboy Bebop: Faye/Spike Fullmetal Alchemist: Ed/Winry Trigun: Vash/Meryl

Fruits Basket: Kyo/Tohru, Yuki/Tohru Skip Beat!: Reino/Kyoko, Sho/Kyoko Gakkou no Ojikan: Maki/Riku

Shugo Chara: Ikuto/Amu Eyeshield 21: Mamori/Hiruma

Favorite Quotes: Naruto:

Kankuro: "You're an interesting guy, I like you."
Naruto: "You're not interesting, I don't like you."
Kankuro: 'This brat...I'm going to kill him.'

Gai: "Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict Kakashi."
Kakashi: "Did you say something?"
Gai:"Oh my god!!...That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off."

Shikamaru : "Why am I always the only one who has to fight girls?"

Trigun:

Wolfwood: "Now i know why the short-haired girl is so pissed off at you all the time!" (to Vash after they feel in quicksand)

Vash: "I would much rather live an uneventful life if i could." Wolfwood: "You couldn't if you tried!"

Dominique: "If i was so inclined, i could have killed you 3 times by now." Vash: "yeah well...If i was so inclined, i could have groped you 5 times during this whole conversation!"

Cowboy Bebop:

Spike: "You know Jet, there are 3 things i really hate: kids, beasts, and tomboys. So tell me, why do we have all 3 of them neatly gathered on our ship?!"

Faye:"Damn it! Morons dont learn until they die!"

Ed:"I think i know, i dont think i know, i dont think think i know, i dont think i think."

Rurouni Kenshin:

Kaoru: "Kenshin!! Your leaving?!" Kenshin:"Yikes!...her anger scares me more than Kurogasa."

Shugo Chara:

Amu: "It's you! Your that cat eared cosplay boy!" *points* Ikuto: *sweat drop* "Cosplay?"

Kaichou wa Maid-sama:

Misaki: "Usui, you perverted outer spaceman human being!"

Usui: "I'm actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit maid cafes. Of course, I also collect maid figurines. I play games which feature female maids and it turns me on so much. Then I'll wear the maid uniforms and jump in joy. I'll take my leave now."

Eyeshield 21:

Hiruma: "Don't get close to him, his stupidity is contagious."

Wolf's Rain:

Kiba: "Dying or getting killed isn't something unnatural. Living aimlessly without a purpose is."

THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB: If You Love The Pairing ItaSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan, xXHyuugaSakuraXx, My.Dark.Tears., Angry Fox Girl ,Setsugeka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity, Mori Yousei Khickadee15, Narutofang91, TeenageCrisis

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, pinkcherryblossoms225, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity, Mori Yousei Khickadee15, Narutofang91, TeenageCrisis

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say, "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film, "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid 12$ to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say, "life is short." What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?

If you are mad that they no longer make trix cereal into fruit shapes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl, you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

R.I.P Uchiha Itachi
You will always live within our hearts.
Copy and paste this into your profile if Itachi's death affected you greatly.
Show the world how much you care.

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sakura, Itachi, Naruto, Madara/Tobi, Tsunade

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Itasaku, Madasaku, Kyuusaku, don't really care what side-pairings there are

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? ah, either?

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? None, but if I could, I would totally go all out on a Sakura costume ;3

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I had quite a few things but they got burnt in a fire..along with all my other stuff

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Well I wouldnt say destined but if I was in the Naruto-verse I would make sure to do something for Itachi! Poor guy..

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? How bout Itasaku and SasuNaru..cause I swear that boy is truly gay..not that I have a thing against gays

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 obviously..and does Akatsuki count as a team o.0?

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I didnt then..

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? I did even before that damn theory came out =.=;

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi and Madara/Tobi

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke all the way baby!!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I stopped watching the episodes shortly after shippuden..I keep up to date on the manga thou

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? (looks at younger brother) Ooooh yeh..

17. Sub or dub? doesnt matter which to me..

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Hell yeh Im pro Sakura! Bitch needs more screen time damnit..frickin Kishimoto

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? too cute for words..

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Dehr

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Hellllz NO

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? lmao pretty much any of them..there almost all bishonens xD

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Ick

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? hmm its a tie betwen Hinata (cause I wanna see her more confident in herself) and Sasuke..but I kinda just wanna kick his ass anyway .

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Would I have read, written, and continued to read them if I didnt? Or taken this quiz??

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? refer to question 25

27. Do you like lemons? Depends if there good or not, If Im going to read one I want it to seem real..not horrible and short or over exaggerated

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yeh..do they care thou? Hells to the no

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Nope..or did I o.0?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Maybe..lol I wouldnt even know it if I did

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Maybe

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Nope

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this? obviously not If I wasnt drawing in school period

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Ah..no

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Hell frickin yeh, I would even love to meet with Kakashi to talk about it afterwards

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Errr ye-No

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? I drew Itachi once

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Is Sasuke sexy at all?? No

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yesh :3

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No way ;

Stories:

VD series;

Vampire Dates - Stand your ground - Live as you are

WIP'S:

Jaded Innocence Ch. 5 - I honestly just want to scrap the story, and start from scratch. I wanna keep the same plot and outline, but put a bit more 'umf' into it if ya know what I mean.

Too many voices, Not enough pills(8yrs after VD) - Im the reworks since i have such horrible luck with computers..even my drafts were fried.

Changing Faces - Still a bit iffy on the title for it, might change. Have a rough idea on where I want to go with this.

Flushed - Latest chapter up 4/18/12

Light the Lantern - Chapter 3 up 4/18/12, Chapter 4 and 5 planned out.