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~AN: What started out as just a joke from my hubs turned this into a funny story for me. Wow! Teensie wrote a 'T' rated story sans....err....the usual.

Once again I have to thank my wonderful beta and friend nekomimimode for editing and proof-reading this for me. She edited the last chapter as well. I sucked and had forgotten to write it so. Well, enjoy ladies (and gents). Whatever you do, don't forget to thank the lovely nekomimimode for me. Without her, you guys will look like _ (dizzy in the head from teensie's horrid grammar etc) Have a great one! ~Ts

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MUST READ AUTHOR'S NOTE and MUST THANK nekomimimode ~Teensie GRINS~

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Chapter 6...

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......Two Months Later.....

His kiss had said everything he'd wanted to say. And after she had fully registered what was happening, she happily surrendered to him and became his girl. The fact that he had hated humans in the past didn't even cross his mind. He couldn't stay away from the miko and as far as he was concerned....if you can't beat them....join them...

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"Okay, how about him?" Kagome pointed to the picture in the year book as the two laid leisurely on his bed.

"Horny-sumo" Sesshomaru replied after a quick glance at the human's picture. He was dark as a charcoal. It was amazing he had survived the fire that burned down his whole building. But his skin was forever damaged and torched and received many weird looks when people pass him by.

Kagome giggled at her boyfriend's quick wits and silly humor. "Let's see…" Kagome flipped through the pages to find someone that might be hard for him to come up with a name. "Him!" She pointed at one of the staff. A former monk who now have become one of their 'Ethics' teachers.

"Hn. Bless you," he replied.

Kagome grabbed her stomach crunched over in laughter. She couldn't believe the young Dai she was seeing had just said that the monk's name was like a sneeze. Sesshomaru sighed and grabbed the thin pictured filled book from her hands.

"That's 'she's-whoring' or perhaps 'she's horny'" he pointed at the young freshman with lavender eyes and silver hair hanyou. "And that's 'Midori on the rocks'" he pointed at a their very beautiful archery teacher, who lived by the samurai ways. Kagome laughed so hard she began to hiccup. Tossing the book aside, Sesshomaru pulled her toward him. "Now, let's talk about my favorite person with my favorite nickname." He said with a mischievous smirk.

Kagome played along, pretending to not know who he was talking about. "I have no idea you had a favorite, Throw Foamy Poo." She teased while he narrowed his ambers at her.

"Very funny," Sesshomaru replied before lunging at her and pinning her.

"Ekkkk! Let me go!" She protested while thrashing her feet wildly about, with amusement. Never in her dreams she could imagine that the cold, detached DaiYokai like Sesshomaru had such a carefree demeanor about him. He was quite the opposite of what most people had assumed, but not far from what she'd always envisioned him to be. He was thoughtful towards her. He was very possessive and protective. He was silly with a unique sense of humor that only she could understood and only she was able to experienced.

"Oh, I'll let you go…as soon as you Ka-blow-me." He taunted as he moved both her hands closer and held them down with one of his'. Though they've been together for a while now, she was a shy, modest girl and he had not pressured her into anything. Even now, as they goof around, he intention was only to tease.

"Like I said," she remarked. "If you want me to do a 'Ka-blow-me' on you, than you have to Ka-show-me!" she challenged.

Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes as he contemplated on her comeback. Letting go of her as she laid sprawled on his bed, Sesshomaru rose to his feet. Like the many times, they've toyed with each other in the past, he usually gives up at this point.

The young Dai took a few steps backwards from the bed as Kagome rose to get going. They did have to meet with some friends in less than an hour. Sitiing on his bed, her legs dangling, Kagome straighten her skirt and fixed her outfit.

A metallic zip caught her attention as she tossed her head over toward Sesshomaru's direction. He had undo his belt and was pulling down his zipper. She swallowed hard. He is NOT serious! She assured herself.

Nervous.

Check.

Heart jumping out of her chest.

Check, check.

Kagome swallowed a hard lump.

But despite it all, she was a little excited. It had meant that he was taking their relationship to the next level. Sesshomaru looked at his miko while she was anticipating his next moves. Her eyes had somewhat widen and he could she her gulping nervously, again.

And as he dropped his pants and boxers, her jaw nearly dropped to the floor. Without realizing, she threw herself back defensively against the wall. Her eyes were popping out of their sockets.

Who in the whole could blow that thing???!!! Kagome's eyes shot wide open as her mouth agaped from the sight of his massive limb.

Looking at her with wide eyes and wide-open mouth one word and only one word came to Sesshomaru's mind.

Perfect.

He smiled.

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~Fin~

~Now it's your turn. Review! ~Ts

Quiz:

a) Horny-Sumo

b) Bless you

c) She's-whoring or She's Horny

d) Midori on the rocks

And perhaps if you guys are good, maybe teensie and nekomimimode will write a Smut of what she did to Sesshomaru