A man walks into a bar asks for a glass of water the bartender pulls out a shotgun shots 3 times missing each time the man leaves a tip and thank you

Why the tip and thank you

FAV COUPLES

CHUCK AND BLAIR - GOSSIP GIRL

SERENA NATE- GOSSIP GIRL

NATE JENNY- GOSSIP GIRL

RORY LOGAN ROGAN !!!!!!!!!!!-GILMORE GIRLS

RICHARD EMILY-GILMORE GIRLS

MITCHUM SHIRA - GILMORE GIRLS

LUKE LORELAI-GILMORE GIRLS

CAITLIN BARRY - THE FLASH

KARA MON-EL - SUPERGIRL

CARTER SERENA - GOSSIP GIRL

WES LAUREL - HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER

EMILY ALISON - PLL

HANNA CALEB -PLL

TOBY SPENCER -PLL

JASON ARIA -PLL

RACHEL ROSS-FRIENDS

RAFALE PETRA - JANE THE VIRGIN

ROBIN BARNEY - HIMYM

MONICA CHANDLER - FRIENDS

TONY ZIVA -NCIS

KATE GIBBS -NCIS

NOAH ELLE -THE KISSING BOOTH

JADE BECK -VICTORIOUS

IRIS EDDIE - THE FLASH

ALEX SAMANTHA - SUPERGIRL

DAVINA KLAUS -TO

DAVINA KOL-TO

BAMON-TVD

KALIJAH-TVD - TO

NADIABEKAH-TVD

FAGE-TVD

FRUCIEN-TO

TYREMY-TVD

JARAIC -TVD

CARENZO-TVD

MIKAEL AND KIDS-TO

MARSOFIA-TO

CAMIVINCENT-TO

MEREDITH AND MATT-TVD

JOSHDEIN-TO

KLAUS ELENA -TO - TVD

KOL BONNIE -TVD

KATHERINE KLAUS -TVD - TO

MAYA LUCAS - GIRL MEETS WORLD

ZAY RILEY - GIRL MEETS WORLD

RILEY FARKLE - GIRL MEETS WORLD

FARKLE ISADORA -GIRL MEETS WORLD

FLORA HELIA

FLORA RIVEN

FLORA SKY

FLORA AND VAMPIRE

FLORA POWERFUL BADASS

Ultimate Vampire Diaries Pairings.

Elijah and Katherine fav all-time fav pairing love it

Finn and Jenna

Finn and Sage

Kol and Katherine

Finn and Katherine

Stefan and Rebekah - Even a ripper needs love

Stelena - love it

New favourite

Nick and adalind

Nadalind

Love this ship

sean renard and juliette/eve

OK new one

Jalex

justin and alex sibling love

justin alex

Jack and elizabeth POTC

Scott and kira - teen wolf

Stiles - Kira

Kira - derek

Kira - liam

stiles and malia - teen wolf

isaac and allison - teen wolf

allison - jackson

Lydia - derek

Lydia and jordan - teen wolf

FAV MOVIES

it's a wonderful life

roman holiday

breakfast Tiffanys

charade

sophies choice

my fair lady

sabrina

funny face

Schindler list

vertigo

requiem for a dream

the hangover

Eldorado

war and peace

charlie Chaplin

the lady from Shanghai

all about eve

Casablanca

rebel without a cause

psycho

last tango in Paris

passage to Marseilles

les liaisons dangerues

west side story

miracle on 34th street

sunset boulevard

Gypsy

to catch a thief

the godfather 1,2,3

Breakfast club

the sound of music

north by northwest

the Philadelphia story

the African Queen

it happened one night

An affair to remember

citizen Kane

gone with the wind

the wizard of Oz

the Maltese Falcon

Vertigo

taxi driver

Any Ryan Reynolds Blake lively Samuel l Jackson movie or any Vin diesel the rock Kevin Hart movie out there is

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on the ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't post it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Favourite quotes:

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die

If you're going through hell, keep going.-Winston churchill

stars can't shine without darkness

you never know how strong you are when being strong is your only choice - Bob Marley

Veni Vidi Vici

Veni Vidi Amavi

history is written by the victors - Winston Churchill

"Watch your thoughts; they become words.Watch your words; they become actions.Watch your actions; they become habits.Watch your habits; they become a character.Watch your character; it becomes your destiny." - Frank Outlaw

always give three cheers to the teenage years and hopefully sometime in the future you'll be granted an encore

“Come on. You look like you need a little adventure.

it'll be fun. It'll be a thrill. Something stupid. Something bad for you, just something different.

People can live 100 years without really living for a minute if you don’t come up there that's one less minute you haven’t lived”- logan Huntsberger

“You trust me?”

“you jump I jump jack”

“say hi to William and Harry for me”

“I love you Ace”

In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take

everyone dies but not everybody lives

"Give God your weakness and he'll give you his strength"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy asking him to love her.”

"A hundred bad days made a hundred good storiesA hundred good stories make me interesting at parties"

"DREAM AS IF YOU'LL LIVE FOREVER LIVE AS IF YOU'LL DIE FOREVER"

"a life lived in fear is a life half lived"

“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight”

'I've flown this route before it was on the wings of a demon"

"Gimme a whisky, ginger ale on the side, and don't be stingy, baby

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will be happier.