Two people taking part in the most elite competition in the world. Emma wants to prove that she and her teammate Elsa deserve to be here. Killian wants a second chance after being unable to compete in the 2012 games. Both just want to find a quiet moment to make use of some of those 450,000 condoms the Rio Olympic committee provided.

Contractor Emma and realtor Mary Margaret make a living helping people buy fixer-uppers and turning those houses into dream homes, all filmed for their hit reality show. Their next episode, featuring widower Killian Jones, is anything but typical. The Property Brothers AU no one asked for.

Princess Emma likes to sneak out of her parents' castle at night. One night she meets the infamous Captain Hook and it changes her life. Captain Ducking AU. Rated M for a reason.

Emma signs up to be a test subject for a "guaranteed true love match". The kicker is that she can't see her match until their wedding day. The moment she sees him for the first time, she knows she's doomed.

Emma's dire situation calls for desperate measures, proposing marriage to a duke seems to be the only way to protect her son, and there is just one nobleman who might consider such an outrageous offer - Killian Jones, the Duke of Hillsborough, the most notorious rake the ton has ever seen.

She still couldn't breathe. She still couldn't swallow. She still couldn't look at Tony without a twinge of guilt in her heart. / Post-Somalia, Ziva-centered.

Teaching at the same school as Killian Jones was both infuriating and distracting, but when he throws Emma under the bus for the last time, she devises a plan to get back at him. After all, nobody likes to go to a wedding alone. Time for some CS AU fake dating :) Rated M for possible smut & sassy language.

Killian Jones has spent the last five years avoiding everything to do with Christmas; a veritable Grinch. Though perhaps Ebenezer Scrooge is more fitting; he's not out to ruin Christmas, he simply prefers to pretend that it doesn't exist. So what happens when he takes a tumble on the mountainside and is stuck for the holiday, cooped up in a small cabin with his saviour, Emma Swan?

CS Enchanted Forest AU. A princess, a curse, and a vengeful pirate captain. Kidnapped and cursed as a child, Emma spends nearly a decade locked away in solitude, until one day a certain devilishly handsome pirate comes to her rescue. Rated M for language, violence, and steamy goodness.

Killian Jones is one drunken mistake from never setting foot on a movie set again. Enter Emma Swan, the woman his manager has paid to pretend to date him and clean up his image. It seems straightforward enough...but there's always trouble with faking it. CaptainSwan.

AU. Emma Swan came to Portland, ME to start over. She's got a job she loves, but when a particular case gets under her skin, she finds herself visiting the Jolly Roger and its curious bartender, Mr. Killian Jones, more often than she thinks is wise. But some nights aren't made for thinking. Captain Swan.

For CS AU Week on Tumblr: Emma Swan & Killian Jones have been best friends for over 15 years when she gets pregnant by her boyfriend Neal. When Neal dumps her and dies soon after, Killian steps in to help her raise Henry. Emma's realization that she's been in love with Killian all along forces her to admit that maybe she doesn't want to be /just friends/ anymore.

Enchanted Forest AU. Killian Jones is the notorious pirate also known as Captain Hook. What most do not know, however, is that he is also a father. Liam, his 3 year old son, is his life and he would protect him at all costs. One day while in port Liam disappears from the Jolly. During his search Killian meets a local bar wench, Emma Swan.

Looking for a fresh start, widow and mother, Emma Swan, moves to Storybrooke and falls in love with the mysterious Misthaven Cottage. Little did she know that the house was already occupied by a darkly intriguing (and very deceased) sea captain. My take on 'The Ghost and Mrs. Muir' OUAT style. COMPLETE.

He didn't remember much. He didn't remember her. The accident changed their lives and sent Emma into a tailspin, desperate for Killian to come back to her. But when he finally wakes up from his coma, the past six years are gone. He has no recollection of their love, but Emma refuses to give up on them. She's got her work cut out for her, but some memories are worth fighting for.

Bringing down a dealer responsible for the death of a DEA agent requires weeks of deep undercover and personal sacrifice. Except Paige knows that if the rest of the house finds out exactly what she's risking, they'd never let her do it. How far will she go to keep her case open and her secret quiet as she gets further in over her head?

"Flashes of a long summer full of take out dinners, sweaty skin, and soft, crumpled bed sheets flickered before her eyes, and she would have cherished them if she had known that, in a few weeks, she would not have been able to remember any of it. But this was different. He was different." (Somalia AU, T/Z)

People always see the worst of themselves reflected in others.

Mary Margaret and David have this habit of setting Emma up on blind dates and they never go well, so Emma isn't exactly looking forward to the latest one. However, things don't always go as planned ...

Tag to 11.02 PPF; Ziva-centric; eventually Tiva. It has been two months since Ziva David left her old life behind for a journey of repentance as an aid worker in the Dohuk region of Iraq. Unlike many of her fellow volunteers, she loves most when the work is hard. When it is hard, repenting is easy. But will it ever be enough to bring her peace? A complete saga.

Tony and Ziva go undercover as a married couple again. This time it's a little more complicated. Tony/Ziva, completely.

After three months of Killian going on about some girl named Swan, Liam gets impatient with waiting for his little brother to introduce him to his girlfriend, and decides to take matters into his own hands. ...In a suitably embarrassing way to punish him for the delay, of course.

Emma hated her brother's new best friend, Killian Jones. But who said that she had to hate fucking him? (Title from 'Broken' by Seether)

AU. The castle, being a princess, has never felt right and one day Emma just flees in search of something more, ending up in a tavern where she meets the devilishly handsome pirate Captain Hook.

Seventeen year old Emma Swan unwittingly and accidentally falls through a mysterious portal that lands her in the middle of the ocean, only to be saved by a young, dashing lieutenant, and to be brought aboard the Jewel of The Realm. Will she be able to find her home? And if she does... Will she still want to go? Lieutenant Duckling/Captain Swan. AU. Canon elements.

While celebrating their reinstatement as NCIS agents, Tony and Ziva drink too much and go too far. They decide to put the night behind them- until Ziva finds out that she is pregnant.

iamsaplinggroot asked: I got a craving for Hook eating out Emma multiple times (and kinda giving her beard burn and she's really not able to walk the next day bc she's so fucked out but that's okay bc it's a weekend or sth? Idk)

Every ten minutes, Mike takes a shot.

AU. It was supposed to be one passionate night with an insanely hot guy in a hotel room. She vanished out of the room at the crack of dawn, intend to never see him again but she didn't take his tenacity into account.

One more time, they'd gather around a casket. One more time, the team would stand side by side. One more time, 'family' would be defined by love, not genetics. One more time, tears would fall, Taps would echo, and hands would be held. And this time, even the wayward sheep would return home.

He sees her at 8:15am every morning. It's the best part of his day. (Tumblr prompt: Emma and Killian travel by the same train and see each other every day but both of them hesitate to initiate any kind of conversation.) CAPTAIN SWAN AU

"They have hurt each other so many times." Tony and Ziva and the consequences. Set summer 2009.

"With you, there's never been a choice." This is her salvation.

Hook has been hit with a sleeping curse while fighting the Wicked Witch, but not only is this one different in that it will kill him if he's not woken, but it turns out that True Love's Kiss works a little differently as well.

Faced with an important crossroads, will making a list help either Tony or Ziva face up to the past and determine their future? Spoilers for S11.

Ziva is alone and on a mission in Brazil when Tony finds her. Will he be able to convince her to stay with him? Or Will this secret mission be the end of anything between them? This story takes place after season 10. The story was inspired by some spoilers for Ziva's exit. It is my wish that Ziva return. This story is rated T but there is one chapter rated M.

Tony and Ziva have another one of their loaded conversations, and Tony provides a physical kind of relief from all the stress. Tag to 'Berlin'. Can there really be too many tags to Berlin!

"Why are we here?" It's February, and he hates nature. ; A tag to the deleted scene from 10x13, Hit and Run.

a·mour: n. A love affair, especially a secret or illicit one.

"I was afraid to forget."

Before it all went dark, he remembers several linear moments.

He's waited for years and he's not sure he has all that many years left, anymore. He's bitter and angry and scared, but there's so much bloodshed that he can't stand the feeling of being trapped in his own skin. She won't refuse him, he'd bet on that. But that's the thing about Ziva. She doesn't always act in her own best interest. He's betting on that, too.

"Would you really have taken me camping for a whole weekend, had he not called us in?" Tony, Ziva, and the alternative camping experience. Fluff-ish. Tiva.

Both Emma's and Killian's dreams crumble on the same night. They find comfort in each other.

After being away from 9 months, Ziva returns to Tony and DC. Not a baby fic!

"I'm never going to be able to look at that table in the same way again, you know." Tony and Ziva pass some time after a dinner party. On a table.

Another strong M rating, Tiva SMUT. Tony and Ziva can only get so close until...This starts slow, but as you know it's that gradual buildup that makes the climax that much more powerful. If you like my smut try my longer story 'Lost in Translation'. Also working on a current Tiva piece that is oh so smutty. Teaser chapter 'One Night in Berlin' is up now. Enjoy...

There is providence in the fall of a sparrow. [Missing scenes from 10x11 - "Shiva"]

Second in my little one-shot series of no name for Tiva, first being Framing Love, though can be read without it. Spoilers of course for Shell Shock pt 2. 'He knows It's not the real thing – can't even compare to the magic being played by a live orchestra and the actors and actresses playing out the parts in front of her – but it's close, and it's the best he had come up with.'

"It appears... that we... have a penchant... for voyeurism... yes?"

AU Captain Swan. Based on the path of the Tarot's Major Arcana. Every journey starts with a single step. Emma never left Killian up the beanstalk, instead, they went back to Storybrooke together. Now Emma's finding herself increasingly drawn to the infuriating pirate captain, and a series of events that neither one of them could have predicted has been set into motion.

Smut. Ziva takes what she wants…Tags 9X22 vaguely.

A collection of moments that lead to somewhere. Tiva one-shot

"You are not really my type, Tony." Their eyes meet, and no words are needed for them both to know she is lying. Oneshot. Tiva smut. Rated M for a reason. You've been warned.

"And yes he was comparing each part of her anatomy to something edible, because god, all he wanted to do was lick every available inch of her." Because there was no way Tony wasn't affected by Ziva in that little black dress. What if the events of Up in Smoke had gone a little differently? M for a reason. Look as hard as you can and you won't find a plot here.

He can't believe they don't notice him watching. How can two people be so wrapped up in their own little world that they become that oblivious? Two highly trained people at that. Christ, one of them is even a ninja.

God forgive them, they have been so very good for all this time but they can no longer show restraint. The time has come to give in to temptation. A T/Z story with very adult themes. Heed the warnings in author notes.

COMPLETE: What if Tony and Ziva switched bodies? Will it help them find love along the way or will it ultimately destroy their relationship? Idea based on Freaky Friday. Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS, its characters, or anything related to it. Warning: Mature

Tony suffers a blow to the head. When he regains consciousness, he is stunned to find that the life he is in, is not the life as he saw it.

Tag to 9.23, Up in Smoke. Vance is missing, Gibbs is out, and McGee and Abby are downstairs...what do Tony and Ziva discuss alone in the bullpen? Or do they go past discussion, especially concerning that little black dress? Rating is for smut.

"His heart races as he stares at Ziva, his mind filled with an epiphany that he both embraces and dreads to acknowledge: He has a second chance now." Tony realizes that some things can't wait till death, after all. NOT an episode tag.

What really happened undercover, after Somalia, and during Christmas. Two people who just weren't supposed to happen.

Ziva considers what it might take to make Tony blush. **This is a very adult story. If you're under age, please skip it.**

Two years ago Ziva nearly died. One year ago she got a new name. But today is when everything begins to change.

Against the backdrop of Jimmy's impending wedding, Tony and Ziva anxiously await the result of her citizenship application, and look for other ties to bind them together. A story of love, stress, celebration, lots of dialogue, and humor. T/Z focus.

A series of moments from Tony's future. Emotional rollercoaster warning for the good, the bad, the tragic and the joyful. Tiva.

He isn't used to seeing them like this. Gibbs' POV on Tony and Ziva's partnership as he slowly begins to hope. *This story is the starting point for my other story Verity.*

She really should have known that her secret could only remain hidden for so long. Tony was a great investigator, and when it came to the personal matters of those he worked with, he tended to be gratingly nosey. Sequel to Erotica

Dedicated to all of those brave men and women risking their lives every day for our safety. And then men and women and children that wait strongly at home, giving them a reason to fight;; Slight TIVA.

Mindless TIVA fluff. Tony and Ziva help each other out. Note the M rating is there for a reason.

Ziva and Tony end up in a difficult situation and they both have tough choices to make. TIVA. Tony's POV. Season 4 spun my way.

When Tony shows up at Ziva's soaking wet in the early hours of the morning, what is it that's got the Italian man not able to sleep? // I do not own any of the characters nor do I own NCIS. I can only wish.

This is when Ziva first met Tony. My interpretation with the idea that they are soul mates. Which they are. Title is from a Panic! At the Disco song.

It felt like she was starting a whole new book with no basic plot whatsoever. TIVAish

My take on what happened before, during, and after Jet Lag.

If I know what love is, it is because of you. . . . ." - Hermann Hesse. A little Tiva fluff for Valentine's Day.

Tony needs Ziva reassurance. TIVA

“You two spent the night together? ..what’s going on here McGee?” - Alternate Capitol Offense. What could’ve - and should’ve - happened when Ziva’s teasing goes a little too far. PART TWO- DiNozzo says something stupid. Gibbs is mischievous.

While stuck on a ship for a case, Tony gets Ziva to talk to him and is surprised by what she shares. Light Tony/Ziva.

It's Christmas. Ziva is pregnant and Tony doesn't know, doesn't even remember their one night. She is heartbroken and cradles her swollen baby belly as she tells him on Christmas Eve. Bit of angst, bit of love, whole lot of Christmas spirit.

Tony has moved and things have changed. Tiva. Angsty at first, but it will get better. Chapter 4 is here and the story is complete. Enjoy.

Saying “I love you” isn’t easy. Especially for Anthony DiNozzo. But try and try again, and you might get it right, even if not in the way you expected. It takes him five tries in total. TIVA

After Tony finds an unexpected song on Ziva's iPod, his day of teasing goes further than the two expected. Tiva teasing and smut.

Tony says something that frightens him. Spoilers for season 7 up through Code of Conduct.

Oneshot for beginning of season 7. TIVA parnership/friendship/hint of romance. WARNING: Implied rape. Based off interview with CDP and MW where she says Ziva went through some dark things in Somalia and he says Tony will make mistakes relating to her.

Based on a true story: the team looks for a missing pregnant Lance Corporal who accused her commanding officer of rape. Meanwhile the case affects Ziva and a secret that she has been hiding. Tiva

Tensions have been running high amongst the NCIS team. Between the games & manipulations of Director Vance & the hunt to capture a mole, Tony is at his wits end. The tension between he & Ziva surround them until it breaks. "Cloak" Missing scene- Tony/Ziva

Oneshot: "He was watching her with great interest, his eyes never leaving her face. Even when she reached over and pinched his love handles." A muggy, hot day in DC.

It had started innocently, but one early morning run changes the pattern for Tony and Ziva. Dedicated to PrincessJoey630

Ziva returns from her time with Mossad with a surprising souvenir.

Tony has a slight problem with something very...ummmm, private, then hilarity/stupidity ensues! Tiva! Rated T for sexual themes and situations.

Ziva and Tony have a heart to heart talk about the end of their ralationship after she goes to pick him up when his car has a breakdown. Surprisingly enough, things don't go exactly as she expected. [Tiva]

After defeating Ganon, Link and Zelda share a tender, tearful moment before the princess plays the Ocarina of Time. Link/Zelda

TIVA Tony, Ziva and McGee head north into the Adirondack mountains, hot on the trail of a Leavenworth escapee who has been on the loose for months. Rated M. NOW COMPLETE!

TIVA. Tony has car trouble and Ziva takes him home. But not to his home...

Takes place after Ravenous. After a long day, Tony and Ziva are both leaving the office late at night and Tony offers Ziva a ride home. Who knew that such a simple gesture could change their lives forever? Rating has now changed to M.

Yhoator Jungle... a hot, steamy, wild place. What will arise from the dense heat of the jungles? Forbidden desires, of course. R&R if you wish. Abandoned