Quotes

A collection of inspirational or funny quotes I love, some by charactors, some by real people, read on...

"I am," he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling. "I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." Ron Weasley

“Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.'

'Seventeen,' Gus corrected.
'I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
'I'm telling you,' Isaac continued, 'Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
'But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.'
I was kind of crying by then.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

"He's a werefolf. He needs to die. I'm willing to do it. It's a win-win" -Damn Salvatore

"Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library." -Ron Weasley

"I love you all...except you Draco, I can't F*ckin stand you" -Harry (Freaking) Potter (AVPM)

"Killing people doesnt make them like you...it makes them dead." -Voldemort (AVPM)

"Yes. I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run, I have a murder to plan. Busy day." -Damon Salvatore

“Headline?" he asked.
"'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said.
"'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said.
"'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," "Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," -Fred and George Weasley

"RedVines...what the hell can't they do??" -Ron Weasley (AVPS)

"The point is I'm in love with her and It's driving me crazy and out of control!" -Damon Salvatore

"We're coming for you whether the Muggles like it or not, you can't miss the World Cup, only Mum and Dad reckon it's better if we pretend to ask their permission first. If they say yes, send Pig back with your answer pronto, and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday. If they say no, send Pig back pronto and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday anyway." -Ron Weasley [letter]

“It's just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.'
'Right, it's primarily his hotness,' I said.
'It can be sort of blinding,' he said.
'It actually did blind our friend Isaac,' I said.
'Terrible tragedy, that. But can I help my own deadly beauty?'
'You cannot.'
'It is my burden, this beautiful face.'
'Not to mention your body.'
'Seriously, don't even get me started on my hot bod. You don't want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace's breath away,' he said, nodding toward the oxygen tank.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

My favourite Characters

I think its pretty obvious who some of my favourite charactors are from that, but I'm going to tell you them anyway with my absolute favourite quote/a quote that sums them up completely:

Damon Salvatore

Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

Augustus Waters

“We are literally in the heart of Jesus," he said. "I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally in the heart of Jesus."
"Someone should tell Jesus," I said. "I mean, it's gotta be dangerous, storing children with cancer in your heart."
"I would tell Him myself," Augustus said, "but unfortunately I am literally stuck inside of His heart, so He won't be able to hear me.”

Isaac

Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn't going to make me deaf. I feel so fortunate that an intellectual giant like yourself would deign to operate on me.

Draco Malfoy (AVPM/S)

Ahahahha, Now you're just being cute, you can't GO to Pigfarts. Its ON MARS. You need a Rocket ship, do you have a rocketship!?

Fred and George Weasley

"You haven't got a letter on yours,""I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

Ron Weasley

When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'

iAAm On Top Of The World

Sam's outfit

Carly's outfit

Freddie's outfit

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."

- John Lennon

I don't care
If you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

- Eminem