Hey! I'm Rachel! I love when people read and review my stories, and message me! (:

A little about me...

I'm Rachel. :D Age is just a number, I doubt I'll ever say my age on this website. All that matters is how old I act (which can go from age 4 to age 40 xP). But okay. I'm a teenager.

Writing is my one and only absolute passion. Right now Seddie is my only fanfiction thing that I do. I used to be obsessed with the show and I still like it but the way that Sam and Freddie got together in a really fast and out-of-character way kind of upset me, but I still love Seddie and am very committed to my favorite and most popular story of mine: iGet Kicked Out. :)

But besides iCarly, my favorite TV shows are F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Pretty Little Liars, and Switched at Birth.

The reason I'm not into couples like Creddie because I don't like predictable love. The reason I'm into Chase and Zoey from Zoey 101 but not Carly and Freddie from iCarly is because Zoey never knew that Chase liked her. Carly has been rejecting Freddie since the beginning. I wouldn't find it romantic if she just suddenly decided to randomly love him back. Whereas with Seddie, or couples like Quinn and Logan from Zoey 101, neither of them have ever said anything about liking each other. What I like so much about them is that in the beginning of the show, they were complete enemies, but now in the fourth season, they're close friends. I feel like what they're slowly realizing is that they've been in love since they met but they loved each other so much that they didn't know what that feeling was, so they were scared and replaced it with hatred. That's the romantic theme in most of my Seddie stories.

The best TV couples:

iCarly: Seddie.

What I Like About You: Holly/Vince and Gary/Tina.

Zoey 101: Quogan and Choey.

Life With Derek: Dasey.

Pretty Little Liars: Aria/Ezra, Hanna/Caleb, and Spencer/Toby.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.: Rachel/Ross and Monica/Chandler.

Victorious: Cat/Robbie.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.( That's me!)
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?'Me!)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you worship English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Please post if you would like to show that you don't support racism.