Ok. First off, I'd like to say that I do not mean to offend any Twilight fans who like Edward Cullen. So yeah...

Oh. And I don't own iCarly or Twilight.

Prologue

Carly was making Sam and Freddie watch the Twilight movies. Again. For the past few months, Carly would always choose the Twilight movies when it was her turn to pick for movie night. Her two best friends were getting very, very tired of it. Freddie wanted to run away, and Sam wanted to punch the TV.

"Is she quoting the movie?" Freddie asked Sam.

"Yup."

Freddie groaned. "This movie is so boring." The finished watching Twilight, and were currently in the middle of New Moon.

"Try reading the books." Sam had been forced to read the books when Carly started to read them. Carly had wanted someone to discuss them with since she heard they were so good. Unfortunately for Carly, her friend did not enjoy them as much as she did. Carly absolutely adored Bella and Edward's love story, and wanted a guy just like Edward. Sam found the books dull, wanted to beat up Bella, and thought Edward was an ass.

Even thought Carly was into the movie, she made sure to listen to Sam and Freddie's conversation.

"Fredifer, get me some Wahoo punch," Sam commanded.

"What?! Get it yourself, you bum."

Sam punched his arm. "You should be thanking me for giving you an excuse to get away from this movie."

"Maybe I don't feel like tending to your every need."

"Oh. I see how it is," Sam said with an eye roll. "You just don't want to leave your spot next to Carly. You're such a nub."

"Ugh. I'll get your stupid drink." As he walked to the kitchen, Sam tripped him. Freddie got up, shot her a dirty look, and continued to the kitchen.

While Sam stole Freddie's spot on the couch, Carly said, "You really should be nicer to him."

Sam laughed. "Never happening."

Freddie came back with Sam's punch and a bottle of water for himself. He saw Sam in his spot and said, "Really, Sam?"

"What? Are you gonna cry because I stole your spot next to your love?"

He sighed, handed Sam her drink, and sat down.

Carly smirked to herself. Although Sam and Freddie didn't realize it, the two were totally flirting. She didn't notice their strange way of flirting until after about a year of doing iCarly. Even though Sam bullied a lot of people, she was was always harder on Freddie, and Freddie always egged her on. As if he liked her torturing him. Sam would always make fun of him for liking Carly, and Freddie would sometimes jokingly say that Sam secretly had a thing for him. And somehow they managed to mention the other's butt a lot.

Carly realized they eventually developed feelings for each other after Freddie got rid of Missy for Sam. And Sam started to be a little nicer to Freddie. Her realization was the reason Carly thought Sam would hit her after she kissed Freddie. But it didn't seem to bother Sam. Then she found out Sam convinced Freddie that Carly was only into him because he saved her life, so he ended up breaking up with Carly. Carly figured part of Sam did it to keep Freddie-a friend-from getting hurt, and the other part did it because she was jealous that Freddie-the guy she likes-was dating Carly.

Carly knew she could never tell them that she knew they wanted each other. They were both too stubborn to admit it to themselves, let alone her. So Carly decided to wait for them to admit their feelings, which was very frustrating for Carly. She feared it would never happen.

"So what's so special about Edward Cullen?" Freddie asked after they finished the movie. He knew girls went ga-ga for the dude, but her could never understand why.

"You mean besides his deep, passionate love for Bella?" Carly said.

Freddie just nodded.

"Well. He cares so much about her safety. He'd rather die than hurt her. He left her so she wouldn't get hurt, even though it killed him inside. And he was going to kill himself when he thought she was dead because he couldn't exist in a world without her. Just to mention a few."

"Oh please," Sam said. "He acts like Bella can't do anything for herself, even though she got along fine before she met him. He doesn't even care about what she wants. She doesn't want him to leave, he leaves anyway-which completely ruins her. She wants to become a vampire, he refuses for the longest time. And there's the fact he wouldn't let her see her best friend. All because Alice can't see Bella's future when she's around Jacob. So they freaking kidnap her. Who does that? A douche, that's who. There are a ton of guys better than Edward Cullen."

"Name one!"

"I'll do better than that! After first period on Monday, I'll give you a list of my top ten fictional guys better than Edward Cullen, and explain why they're better."

"You do that. And I'll be sure to laugh at how lame they are."

Freddie found himself somewhat relieved that Sam didn't like Edward Cullen. And he kept thinking all night about how badly he wanted to see that list.

OK. I know that was probably really boring, but you know, I had to bring up a reason for the list to be made. I promise it'll get better. At least, I hope it gets better to those of you who read it...

Oh well, if you like it so far feel free to review.