Hello.

I have no idea what I am doing here. Well, actually, I do, but I don't. Yeah... well, I guess I'll go with normal procedures!

Name: Um. I can't remember it. Oops.

Age: Old enough to almost survive, though my brain is that of a five year old.

Appearance: Elf ears, long blue hair, pink eyes, sorceress robes and a snake tongue.

Powers: The ability to forget my ideas, or write them down terribly. Or only have sadistic ideas (turns out I can't write fluff!).

Favorite animes/mangas: Err... there seems to be a problem. I can't find a beginning or end to this list... strange...

And since I feel lazy, that is enough! Now, on to whatever stories I could possibly have! .

But first, somethings I love or make me feel depressed enough to repost...:

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile.

OH! By the way, if there are actually any stories on this account, then I own nothing! NOTHING AT ALL (or maybe the ideas, but that would be at most...) There will probably be something in the authors note, but I'm lazy so there would be no discredit thing in the story unless I want to make a note of something.

Ok, for those wondering about the only ongoing story I have, I have not given up on it yet! Just a bit of writers block! (and an odd annoyance towards Harry who is still adorable and yet why I only dislike you when you GREW U P)

Ahem. Anyway, I'm trying to get through the current chapter, don't worry since it's taking so long that means the chapter will be long as well. Least I could do.

Anyway, that was just an update.