Hi guys!

I used to have an old account on here, but i forgot the password! TT3TT

anyway, this will have WAAAAAAAYYYYYYY more stories fave'd thn my old 1 did, sooooooo...

I am a straight A student!

I have TONS of friends!

I have an annoying ex whom a) was my first kiss and b) still likes me.

One of my best friends is an EXTRME pervert whom likes to yell VERY innaproprite words at lunch, in which i smack him upside the head. But I must say I have a pretty foul mouth as well.

I have only had 2 boyfriends.

I am a cutter.

I break rules more often then follow them.

I am a pervert as well.

I can kick any haters ass, any day.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/ilovevegetaouji I'm on youtube too! Check out some of my videos and subscribe! ;D

OK! Enough on the personal info! Now onto my fave stuff!

1. Fave Books/TV Shows:

-Dragon Ball Z!

= The Couples in Dragon Ball Z that I ship.

Bulma and Vegeta

Gohan and Videl

Trunks and Pan

Goku and Chi-Chi

Goten and Bra

Krillin and 18

Marron and Uub

= My Fave characters.

Vegeta

Gohan

Bulma

Goten

Trunks

Pan

- Naruto

=My Naruto Ships

Sasuke and Sakura

Naruto and Hinata

Lee and Gaara (TT3TT yes, i like yaio now. DONT KILL ME ////

Deidara and Sasori

Shikamaru and Temari

Neji and TenTen

Kakashi and Anko

Pein and Konan

Sai and Ino

= My Fave Characters

Sasuke Uchiha

Sakura Haruno

Sakabu no Gaara

Rock Lee

Tobi (come on, HE'S FUCKING awesome AND U DAMN KNO IT)

Deidara

Sasori

Hidan (HE'S MOTHER FUCKING AWESOME AND U BETTER BELIEVE IT ASSHOLES)

- Hunger Games (The entire series)

=The ONLY couples I ship.

Katniss and Peeta

Gale and Johanna

Cato and Clove

= My Fave Characters:

Katniss

Peeta

Rue

Prim

- Inuyasha

=Couples I Ship

Kagome and Inuyasha

Miroku and Sango

Sesshomaru and Rin (father daughter when Rin is younger, as a OTP when Rin is older)

Kikyo and Naraku (Clay zombie bitch retarded horny spider demon= KIKYO AND NARAKU X3)

My Fave Inuyasha Characters

Inuyasha

Kagome

Sango

Kohaku

Miroku

Shippo

- RosarioVampire (season 1. haven't seen season 2 yet. ;;)

=Only couple I ship;

Moka and Tsukune.

Fave Characters:

Inner and Outer Moka

Tsukune

Mizore

Ruby

- Ranma 1/2

= Couples I ship:

Ranma and Akane

Ryoga and Akane (sometimes!)

= Fave Characters:

Ranma

Akane

Ryoga

Shampoo

P-chan

Female Ranma

2. Fave ABRIDGED Series.

Dragon Ball Z Abridged (teamfourstar)

- Ranma 1/2 Abridged (OrderofADD)

- RosarioVampire Abridged (MasakoXtreme)

3. Fave Bands.

Black Veil Brides (u diss them u DIE. ANDY IS HOT AS FUCK)

Linkin Park

Eminem

Paramore

Breaking Benjamin

Hollywood Undead

Three Days Grace

Red

Kelly Clarkson

Ke$ha

Rihanna

Katy Perry

Selena Gomez

4. Hate List:

-Clingy boyfriends.

-School.

-Political ads.

-Vegeta haters.

-Twilight.

-Team Gale lovers.

-Braces.

-Little sisters.

-Bullies.

- Naruto Shippuden (MY GOD WAT THE FUCK DID KISHIMOTO DO TO SASUKE HE TURNED HIM INTO A HEARTLESS B ASTARD AND FUCKING KILLED GAARA, BUT ONLY CERTAIN PARTS OF IT NOW)

- NaruSasu/Saku shippers.

- Kikyo

- OROCHIMARU (I WILL KILL THT SASUKE BITING SNAKE FREAK)

5. Random things I like:

Writing.

Drawing.

Candy.

Heavy Metal/Emo Music

Little Kids.

Being alone.

Going to Halloween Haunt at Kings Island and getting high-fives (SOOOOO fun 2 piss clowns off!)

Getting good grades.

Team Peeta people.

Team Jacob.

Minecraft

My iPhone 4S

Sasuke Uchiha X3

Vegeta Ouji

Itachi Uchiha

Funny Stuff:

things that drive me nuts

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

ps. i got this from Percabeth3620's profile and i agree!!! it really drives me nuts when people do this stuff... plus it made my laugh alot

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night. BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life. BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...”

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run, you're getting wet!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "Damn it, we messed up, but that was frickin' awesome! We are so doing that again!"

FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel. BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries.

FRIENDS: Would tell off your stalker for you. BEST FRIENDS: Would tell you how to tease them and mess with their minds.

FRIENDS: Turn down the music when you ask them to. BEST FRIENDS: Turn it up instead of down and smiles.

31 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

2. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

3. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

4. Say "DING!" at each floor.

5. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

6. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

7. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

8. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

9. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

10. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

11. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

12. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

13. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

14. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

15 Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

16. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

17. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

18. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

19. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

20. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

21. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

22. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

23. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

24. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

25. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

26. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

27. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

28. Tell people that you can see their aura.

29. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

30. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

31. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

i was laughing very hard when i read these:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell ?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...when I was born, I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I'm sick, I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK, When I'm cold, I'm BLACK, When I die, I'll be BLACK."

"But you, sir, when you're born, you're PINK, When you grow up, you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun, you turn RED, When you're cold, you turn BLUE, And when you die, you'll turn PURPLE."

"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

My THE HUNGER GAMES pledge

I promise to remember Prim whenever I see a hurt animal

I promise to remember Gale whenever one of my friend thats a boy gets mad

I promise to remember Finnick whenever I see a fish (or when I hear someone say wanna a sugar cube?)

I promise to remember Peeta whenever I watch the Sunset

I promise to remember Katniss whenever I climb a tree

My NARUTO/NARUTO SHIPPUDEN pledge

I promise to remember Naruto when someone needs a hero.

I promise to remember Sakura when someone I love is hurt but refuses to take help

I promise to remember Sasuke when I need to avenge someone, no matter what the costs

I promise to remember Kakashi when my friends are in danger and will do anything to help them

I promise to remember Deidara whenever I see a bomb

I promise to remember Sasori whenever I see a puppet

I promise to remember Hidan when I see an insane terriost X3