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Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who.

Sylvia Claire. Twenty. London. University Student. Superwholockian and Potterhead. Whoufflepuff. Introvert. Bibliophile. Aspiring Author.

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A Simple Dance by c1araoswa1d reviews
On Valentine's Day, the Doctor shows up at Clara's for a little surprise trip. (Whouffle, smidge of smut)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Hold On, Let Go by josiewrites reviews
"I want to be filled with stars." Whouffle AU. As in the Doctor is human. Warning: Smut.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Before Time Runs Away From Us by josiewrites reviews
"Clara would kiss him to quiet him, their lips melding together. Frantic touches and quick breaths and too fast, always too fast. As if they didn't have all the time in the world." A Whouffle drabble. Nothing overly explicit, but most definitely implied.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by c1araoswa1d reviews
The Tardis has moved Clara's room again, but she's found a suitable replacement. (Gratuitous Whouffle Smut, proceed with extreme caution.)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.]
A Life Without You by c1araoswa1d reviews
The Doctor had intended to return for Clara the very next Wednesday, but when his Tardis returns many years later, he finds she's moved on. (Whouffle)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,839 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
The Other Has My Heart by D Veleniet reviews
Clara had promised to keep him hidden. She'd promised to stay with him. Navigating America in 1948 hasn't been so hard, but navigating John Smith's emotional ups and downs has. And can she keep her third promise and still stay safe herself? Human Nature AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,532 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Ravage me by DearFledgeling reviews
This is a 110% plotless whouffle oneshot, enjoy! Rated for content I don't own Doctor Who or anything related to it awh oh well
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Wednesdays by owedbetter reviews
COFFEE SHOP AU. She only came around every Wednesday at half past 1 in the afternoon. Sometimes, she ordered tea. Sometimes, she ordered a very complicated coffee order that the baristas would always need her to repeat it at least thrice over. And she always, always ordered a drink with a mini soufflé to pair it with. He had started calling her "Soufflé Girl" in his head.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,668 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Anger Management by Little Miss Insufferable reviews
Written for a prompt on tumblr. Clara is angry with The Doctor for almost getting Angie and Artie killed. Desperate to avoid being slapped, The Doctor tries to find a way to placate his infuriated companion.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
it's not just all physical by girlinashipwreck reviews
After saving Clara's life, the Doctor finds himself suddenly regenerating into a woman. Clara and the new Doctor adjust to each other, though a reaction to the time energy starts to make Clara worried for her friend. ; "And the thin blonde woman, who was the Doctor, let out a mildly surprised 'Well, this is rather new.'"
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
A Lesson in Alien Reproductive History by D Veleniet reviews
He laughed weakly in that way that signaled he was about to say something she wouldn't like hearing. "You're about to become part of the history lesson. This is the way they solved their population problem: the Antipoi breeding pod."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Breathless by fauxjuggernaut reviews
"He moved his lips against her lips delicately as if to mend away the pain, and on account of her response, it seemed to be working. His fingers pushed some stray hair back then trailed lightly down her jaw line, enough to emit a low moan he wasn't used to." A very smutty one shot, written while I was having whouffle feels. ClaraxEleventhDoctor. Very explicit.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/23/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
an infinite nuclear summer by girlinashipwreck reviews
Takes place immediately after "The Name of the Doctor." Clara tries to remember herself. / a clara/doctor one shot / "They had infected the wound. And she had took a running leap and jumped inside, sterilizing it like no medicine could ever have done. She had loved, infinitely and often without reason. She had sacrificed."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/20/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
There Must be Someplace on the Console to Hook Handcuffs, Right? by binarybinarybinary reviews
River has some fun with her Doctor in the Tardis console room.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Closing Doors by WritingPurple reviews
"Errands to run. Boring errands. Space-y errands. Slightly toxic errands, in one case. Nothing you'd want to be along for." Post-JTTCOTT, AU. The Doctor patches up Clara's burned hand, drops her on earth, and doesn't come back. Clara/Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/19/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Rough by The-Fabulous-Person reviews
He's not allowed to let go like this. Not allowed to put himself into another's hands so freely, willingly. He's in complete darkness, a slave to his nerve endings and surrendering has never felt so unbelievably good.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/17/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
as the dust settles around us by girlinashipwreck reviews
The TARDIS crashes onto the planet of Erdem, inadvertently causing Clara and the Doctor to be named high priestess and courtesan, respectively; a doctor/clara one-shot; When Clara stuck her head out of the TARDIS to see a shocked crowd surrounding them and a pair of legs jutting out from under the door, the first thing the Doctor says is "Not again."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
It's A Question of Virility, Doctor and Mrs Smith by Anya2 reviews
Clara comes up with the best plans. That's why she's the boss. (Set during The Crimson Horror)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/10/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Quite The Screamer by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Essentially plotless and difficult to summaries sexy times. River's always been a screamer, but this time she's going to have to be quiet.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/8/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Time Takes it All by WritingPurple reviews
There's a lot of things the Doctor doesn't know about Clara Oswald, but there are a few things he does. Clara/Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Undoing by translucent-floral-skeletons reviews
Rated M for obvious reasons. Please give feedback, I love to hear what you guys think!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Romance Will Have To Wait by GeniaTheParadox reviews
River leaves the Doctor a little gift from his future and her past, and all that lovey-dovey romantic stuff kind of goes out the window. Smuttiness ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Honeymoon of River Song by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Set just after The Wedding of River Song, but since it's basically just smut I doubt that really matters. River Song spends her days behind bars, but her nights... well, that's between her and the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/13/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I am always going, and she cannot follow by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
Sequel to 'I keep myself busy; time goes faster that way'. Astra Song grows, and the Doctor and River watch. Title from 'The Time Traveler's Wife' by Audrey Niffenegger. River/Eleven
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
I keep myself busy time goes faster that way by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
Timebaby fic. Post-TATM. Somewhat angsty, I guess. Title from 'The Time Traveler's Wife' by Audrey Niffenegger. One-shot. River/Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
To be in bed with a giraffe by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
"Sweetie, I adore you, but you have the coordination of a giraffe," she said, shaking her head at him affectionately, kissing the corner of his mouth at his slightly-offended expression. He sighed, bopping her nose gently, pushing his hips forward to hear her moan. River/Eleven, smut. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Yowzah! by zephyrchild reviews
The Doctor finds time to convince his wife that she is still absolutely yowzah. Although he is baffled at why she needs reassurance. I wrote this fic for my beta, ArthurianElayne :)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Respite in the pool by Aerilon452 reviews
River and the Doctor take some time alone in the TARDIS pool. COMPLETE ONESHOT
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Her Nights by You're The Top reviews
"Her days yes. Her nights...well that's between her and me, eh?" River's first night in the Stormcage. Rated M for a reason.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
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The Impossible Child reviews
It shouldn't have happened. It was wrong, it was impossible, he thought bitterly. It scared the absolute hell out of him, but he wanted it more than anything.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Clara's Fall reviews
Clara didn't know what was real anymore. She was born to save the Doctor, she knew, but no one else seemed to believe her, and when her attempt to save him lands her in the hospital, she finds herself falling all over again. Psychiatric Hospital AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/17/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Rory W., Clara O.
Surrendered reviews
The Doctor is a hopeless romantic, usually so gentle and shy. But tonight something new has come over him, and things get rough.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
To the Ends of the Universe reviews
The Doctor had sworn he'd never let himself love again, but that was before he met the Impossible Girl.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete