Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.

Sequel to Parenting Class - With the class now over, sixth year is back to normal... well, as normal as it gets at Hogwarts when Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are now friends. However, amidst new friendships and romances, a dark prophecy is quickly unraveling that could spell the end of the world. Safe to say, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS

Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!

Moths tend to be attracted to flame. What if Hermione's need to prove the pure-bloods wrong about Muggle-borns turned into a need to prove herself to one of them, the most prejudiced of them all? The story of a brilliant but naive girl who fell in love with a Machiavellian, sociopathic bigot. Book based, not your typical LM/HG fanfic.

Sirius's feelings for James were wrong, so wrong, and they only got worse when James started ambushing him with sex. Slash, Mature Content.

"'Time is up. There's a drunk pirate asleep on my couch and I want to know why.' Jefferson pressed a chaste kiss against Victor's jugular feeling the motions as the doctor swallowed audibly." Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M/M. I hope you enjoy and if u have the time, please leave a review. ENJOY! XD

Harry Potter’s younger brother, Mark was thought to be the prophesized child and Harry was left to the orphanage. Harry’s adventure as a first year student will turn for the worst as Voldemort tries and persuade Harry against his detestable family.

What if Kilian had been unable to knock Hook out, and Emma was forced to continue to 'occupy' Hook? One shot at the moment, ideas for future chapters welcome! Please review! Xx DISCLAIMER: NOTHING (apart from the plot that doesn't appear in the series) BELONGS TO ME.

She knew it was Wednesday, because it had been Wednesday every morning for the last four days, and she was the only one who seemed to notice. AU for the end of 3.11; Regina stops the curse, but there are consequences. Captain Swan.

Killian Jones has a way with words. Captain Swan Oneshot. Vocab porn for Britt.

She wants him. Her body craves him. He haunts her in her dreams. Taunts her. Teases her. Takes her...

"I must admit, women do normally fall into my arms, but that was something else entirely." Lacking in faith, fallen angel Emma is tasked with restoring hope to a charming pirate. Will she manage to find her way back to Heaven or will she find a home in someone else...? Oneshot.

She wasn't sure how they had even gotten to this point; a simple visit to his ship on her lunch break and he had shoved her up against the wall, covered her protesting mouth with his, and had stripped her of every bit of clothing before pushing her towards his bed. *Smut ahead...rough and angsty sex folks.*

Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)

Emma and Hook are caught during a 'heated moment' on the Jolly Roger. Prompt written for frenchgirl1981.

Hook gets his revenge, with horrifying consequences. Rated M for a reason; contains dark!Hook, rape/non-con, BDSM, emotional manipulation, and more.

CS one-shot. Prompt: Killian greets his newborn baby girl with the line "Hey, beautiful." (I'm kind of starting to view this little drabble as some time wayyy in the future of Give Me a Second Go. And that makes me want to squee.)

'He can never truly be yours, because he carries around a piece of me' He wasn't in love with James, he was obsessed with him. Sirius Black was not a man to give up a fight easily. JP/SB and JP/LE Love triangle. Smut.

Set in You Smell Like Dinner, Sookie and Eric's little argument ends differently, with both of them coming to an agreement about Sookie getting her house back. Namely, an exchange. M, because cussin' and sexin' will occur. *WINNER* of the 2013 Fangreaders' Dr. Ludwig Award for Best Novella Fanfic.

Malfoy tricks Hermione and puts her under a spell, forcing her to obey his every command. However, not everything goes according to plan... please R&R! Set in 6th year, written before HP6.

Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...

"Its what it is…you, me." They had gone through this so many times, always with the same outcome. On the election trail Rory stops in Phili.

100 word moments from all eras and all characters. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll scream What's with all the angst!. XD REQUESTS CLOSED.

It couldn't get much worse than this: the dangerous advances of Lucius Malfoy, Remus' unpredictable behavior, and the arcane information that was somehow leaking out to the Dark Side. With no allies, Hermione Granger was helpless. RL&HG. NOW COMPLETE!

Lily Evans has always detested the very sight of James Potter & up until fifth year James thought he felt the same way. But circumstances arise that begin to make James look twice at his so-called enemy… & now he can’t seem to get her out of his mind

Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?

Beneath her long fiery red hair lies a lonely girl. She's vulnerable, alone and doesn't quite fit in. Her parents died, she dealt with it. Her best friend ditches her, she deals with it. James Potter hating her...now that's a bit harder.

A rewrite of Raincoats and Recipes episode

A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.

Bella's a homebody who wants to be left alone. Her friends set out to change that by convincing her into going on a blind date every Saturday, until she finds true love. She's about to find out just how shallow the dating pool really is...

Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her seventh and final year. She's tired of everyone seeing her as the Nerd Queen of the Universe, so she decides to change her image. Doesn't help she has a huge crush on the Slytherin Prince. Chapter 29 up!

Hermione has a life plan. But it involves falling in love with Ron, not his older brother...HrF, HG, and a little DHr later on. UPDATED 10/17/09.

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Summer of ’76, American Bicentennial. Bella Swan finds herself intrigued by a handsome landscaper with a curious reputation. The bad guys don’t always wear black. Example entry for "For the Love of Jasper" Contest. J/B, AH One Shot.

A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R

To say that I didn’t like James Potter would be true, but it would also be putting it way too nicely.Being with him for more then 5 minutes gives me a strong urge to throttle something....or more correctly, someone.

Remus/Hermione/Sirius oneshot. Hermione agrees to organize a masquerade ball for the boys and finds herself in a compromising position when the two mischievous Marauders corner her in her room. Rated M for LEMONS! You've been warned.

WC Fields said he'd rather be in Philadelphia. Lit fans know that Rory should be there too, but considering that Fields also said 'A man's got to believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink...' maybe Philly isn't such a good idea...

QUESTION: Why are Draco and Hermione kissing in front of the whole school? ANSWER: A lust potion! A creative look at a fun premise. DMHG, AU after HBP

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

Respect. Morals. Games. Pleasure. Three of those things, they share. On one of them they have a difference of opinion. TRHG

Draco and Hermione become foreign exchange students, and travel to France and Bulgaria. They expected boat rides, champagne and fancy balls, but what they didn't expect was murder. DMHG preHBP.

James is having a sexuality crisis. Can his best friends help 'straighten' him out? R/S/J THREESOME SLASH. Don't read if you don't like slash or threesomes. Flames will be used as inspiration for an even filthier fic so why bother? Read and review please

An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S

THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.

James Potter is a womanizing, free spirited bachelor without a care in the world. But what happens when his best friend and longterm partner in crime gets engaged to one of his one night stands?

A Malfoy never turns down a challenge but when Blaise proposes something obseen, something impossible...can Draco do it? HarryXDraco SLASH

AU Lily Evans is in her final year in Hogwarts and she‘s looking forward to having a quiet year, as the Marauders have finally graduated. But her hopes are shattered as she finds out who the new DADA teacher is...

HP/HG/DM love triangle. Hermione decides to let Draco seduce her. Harry gets involved and sparks begin to fly between them as well. Who will Hermione choose?

Sirius has RETURNED. Everyone else is older, wiser, and have left things unsaid. As Sirius deals with his new old life, romance accidentally happens, but someone still loves Hermione.

The wolf is hungry, and Remus knows what it wants. Slash. RLSB.

Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!

AU When mildmannered Hermione Granger becomes a finalist on a hot reality show, it'll take all her book knowledge and smarts to survive betrayal, confusion and resist temptation in the form of a certain blond man. DHr - COMPLETE!

Final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione struts down Hogwars corridors as Head Girl with the same know it all attitude but with with a blooming new self. All the boys notice, especially a few certain Slytherins... R&r pleaseee!

Harry stumbles upon an ancient artifact and is suddenly split into seven different characters, each one representing a deadly sin. Chaos now reigns at Hogwarts.

Lily who? The new girl was… Heart stopping, stutter worthy, and completely ignoring him. :JamesHermione OneShot:

James was popular, handsome, and a troublemaker. Lily was pretty, intelligent, and had a fiery temper. Mix the two together and what do you get? Chemistry and a lot of yelling. Story of love, laughter, Marauder foolishness, and a secret.

NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.

A tragic death leads Remus and Harry to the unveiling of a portrait of The Blacks. A couple whose love for each other was evidenced even after death. [One Shot SiriusHermione]

On a night in their seventh year, Draco gives Harry a kiss. A couple of years later, Harry wonders what would have been if he had shaken Draco's hand on that fateful first trip to Hogwarts and travels back in time to find out ... ONE-SHOT.

Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM

The Marauders go on a Muggle Studies camping field trip. Expect flirting, finding themselves and each other, chocolate sharing and puppy love. SiriusxRemus

Rikku is something close to daring, that’s why Gippal likes her. Yuna is something close to perfect, that’s why she’s untouchable. [Chapter 7 up]

AU. Sirius Black meets a young professor in Paris the summer before his last year at Hogwarts. What happens when he meets the man again at school? Slash. SBRL.

Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."

TW ABLEIST LANGUAGE/SLURS The sister story of Sirius' Inbox. You really need to read both this is merely Sirius' replies to the emails he was sent. Hope you like it!

Hey guys! It's Sirius! This is my new email address! How are you all? See you! x And by the way, due to high demand, I have created the other side of the story. Yes, Sirius' Outbox is now up. Enjoy!

A tragic event results in Hermione turning to the Dark. PreHBP. DMHG. DracoHermione.

Voldemort's dead and with him dies Lucius Malfoy's prestige. Now, Lucius will do ANYTHING to regain his status, even if it means trying to get his only son to marry Hermione Granger... For full length summary, see Ch.1.

Book Two in the 'Lily' series, Nuttier Than A Fruitcake, portrays Lily's fifth year at Hogwarts, a time filled with hormones, confusion, and of course, run ins with the ever obnoxious, James Potter.

NOT TO WORRY EVERYONE, I AM GOING TO START WORKING ON IT AGAIN, AND MAKE IT MUUUCH BETTER, HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY THE FIXED AND UPDATED VERSION OF IT...BE AWARE THAT MUCH OF IT WILL BE CHANGED, AND I MEAN MUCH!

An age old battle. A transcendence of time. A duel of intellect, power, and lust. Who will win this game of chance? Or better yet, who can leave this intrincate dance of danger unscathed? TRHG. Winner at Enchanted Grangers.

To attend the prestigious all boys Hogwarts school of magic,Lily Evans disguises herself as a boy.Things get interesting when the Marauders take her under their wing,however Potter realizes there is more to their new friend than meets the eye. LJ no slash

Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.

Draco Malfoy has had enough with Hermione Granger’s annoying hiccups. They have lasted all day and at this point he is willing to do anything, anything, to get them to stop. Even kiss the damn Mudblood. ONESHOT!

"'That's not—Christ, Malfoy—you can't just—you're—' 'I'm—mmph.' 'God.' 'You're right, Potter. I am God.'" Sleuthy Hermione, slightly dense Ron, and a little too much sexual innuendo to be healthy.

Draco's entire world is turned upside down when he's told his parents are not the Malfoy's. Struggling not to be killed and to become close with his brother he falls in love with one of his worst enemies, his brother's best friend. [ABANDONED]

Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and he might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.

Draco's potion leaves Harry lusting him in the most inconvenient of times. HPDM slash oneshot

Verus Fatum: True Destiny. Hermione must face her true destiny when in the wake of war a mysterious object pulls her through time. There she must sacrifice all to save those she loves most. HGSB 1st part of Kismet Trilogy

It's 7th year of Lily and James's time at Hogwarts and they hate each other. But what happens when arrogant, outgoing James and sweet, shy, innocent Lily are thrown together as Head Boy and Head Girl and are forced to spend more time together? MWPP & Lily

Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language

You know what they say. The more something is...well, verboten, the more you crave it. Want it. Need it. DracoxHermione. ONESHOT. Songfic.

Discontinued pending rewrite.

COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM

Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.

AU James will do anything to get Lily's attention, even go as far as asking Sirius Black to pretend to be his boyfriend to make her jealous. But will he still want her in the end?

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

Lily Evans is no angel. She’s a redheaded fireball of temper and occasional embarrassment. She can’t stand needles, spiders and James Potter. What happens when they somehow end up stuck together for 3 months worth of detentions? Watch out for fireworks...

After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.

In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]

“Malfoy, do you know what I have been saying?” Granger asked, infuriated. “Bullocks.” I replied. She glared at me. What? Did I say something wrong?. Humormous story told in Draco's POV. DMHG! Read with caution!

Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.

[Post PotC: DMC] Elizabeth Turner is kidnapped and sold as a slave by a gang of pirates, and a certain Captain comes to her rescue. How does she react to him after that? [JackElizabeth, and tiny bits of EW but nothing big.] COMPLETE!

The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE

Voldemort lures Hermione to the dark side. She's the youngest Death Eater in history. Voldemort acts as her father, insisting she's the Dark Lady. Can Harry and Ron see it and save her from the dark side? Or will it be Draco? DrH eventually. Pre HBP.

He always keeps his eyes open when they kiss. If he doesn't, it's too easy to forget who he's touching, to call out the wrong name. HPDM, slight HPGW

A story of a love that couldn't be ignored. A story of freedom. Elizabeth and Jack pairing. NOW COMPLETE!

Sirius Black was everything Lily had ever dreamed of. So why is James Potter the one taking her breath away? Maybe Lily has finally found the something more she was looking for.

Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!

When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!

It was worth it. Bugger, was it worth it. JackElizabeth, shortshort

Of different worlds and beleifs, woven together by a destiny that binds them to the future. An unexpected reluctant romance that neither of them expected to happen. Prophesies, Death, Undeniable Lust and Desire and SNOGGING! Read and Reveiw!

Hermione lives a life anyone would want or dose she?A dark HHR.

James Potter returns to Hogwarts School, this time as a professor, and meets Lily Evans, brilliant and full of life. He falls for her and romance, comedy, and drama follow. AU teacher and student

Lily Evans was unknown until she defeated the infamous James Potter. She stood up to him and he declared war. Guess what? She's not going down without a fight.

[JamesSirius] When attraction and hormones clash at the age of sixteen

Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.

It's Hermione's seventh year, and a new class is added to the Hogwarts curriculum. Physical Education. Hermione doesn't mind playing sports, but with the professor assigned to teach the classes,she isn't so sure about it. DHr fic. VERY OOC

Remus is not very happy about his 17th birthday. RemusSirius slash.

Lily Evans is the top student and a legendary character at Hogwarts. All this is a facade and pretense, and no one knows it, except her frenz. James and the other Maruders come in as SMART transfer students. Lily fears for her reputation and the temptatio

DHr. Rage was welling up inside Draco. For a minute, he thought it was Hermione, when Blaise mentioned the library. And for some bizarre reason, even though he detested her, he felt like knocking the smirk off Blaise's face. Slightly AU with HBP release.

Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!

Sirius and Remus stay up waiting for James and Peter to get out of detention. Sirius has questionable flirtation methods. SLASH, RLSB.

Ginny Weasley wants to kill her exboyfriend for starting rumours about her and it's all her brother and friends can do to stop her, that is, until a certain Slytherin steps in on her behalf.

Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.

She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?

Lily Evans is having dreams about James Potter, and it’s beginning to affect her school life. When James finds out, he uses it to his advantage to make her his. Minor plot, LilyJames, rated R for later chapters. Short fic.

Ron and Hermione's tragic breakup. An enraged Hermione decides to give her insensitive boyfriend a lesson. A certain Death Eater witnesses the scene and, impressed by her ruthlessness, offers to help her get revenge. LM/HG dark comedy

One day, Remus comes accross a shaggy black dog and follows it into the Shrieking Shack. Has Sirius returned from the Dead, or is Remus being deceived? [Oneshot, RemusXSirius, RemusXTonks]

Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!

Lily had always been the Pretty Face, which meant no one took her seriously. Going to Hogwarts was the start of a new life. Though that was about to end when a teenage magazine discovered her secret. AUFull summary in beginning of story

Tidus has an encounter with Rikku sitting alone by the beach and even though he is engaged to Yuna, he couldn’t help but sit beside her this once. Tidus & Rikku

Paralyzed, alone, & without certainty that she'll ever get back, Hermione is thrust into the 40's. There she meets a mysterious young man with a dark past & an even darker future, & what could make things more fun than a school play in the mix.

Oneshot. Have you ever wondered what it feels like to have your back against a stone wall? SBRL. Rating for safety... there's some violence... and slash, obviously.

A neardeath experience, or a midnight encounter with Hogwart’s most infamous, and infuriating, playboy? For Lily Evans, it’s a little bit of both. [SiriusLily, Seventh Year, Oneshot]

Hermione Granger owes Draco Malfoy her life after the war. How does he get her to pay him back? By marrying him. DmHg. Rated M for language and later scenes…

Complete Sequel to All My Yesterdays. Hermione returns home to face the past. But will a person she thought dead be there waiting for her? Will she risk her heart again and trust in their love? Or will someone stand in their way?

Humor fic set in seventh year. Lots of teasing, foul language, naps and general insanity. HD slash and for the sake of the story, we'll pretend book six never happened. :D

Two Dark Lords and just one girl. Just what is Hermione going to do? A story of betrayal, jealousy, love and power...THE END! This is the final chapter! An unexpected ending, to be sure!

Hogwarts presents Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, with James Potter and Lily Evans as the leading roles. Can they find the true spirit of romance in and out of the play, or will Hogwarts never see love between its own Romeo and Juliet? [HIATUS]

You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.

Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.

“…the explanation of why I am in the Head’s common room, backing Draco Malfoy up against a bookcase.” DMHG

When the Gryffindor team finds an amazing Chaser, they're thrilled. To their horror, she refuses to play...FINISHED. No, for real. PreOotP.

[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.

Perversion, sarcasm, complete dysfunction: Trying his best to make it through sixth year alive, Draco goes rather insane with everything from Titanic and gay men to love for Hermy (he doesn't even know about it!)...What else is there to say?

Just a little list of things Draco's not allowed to do anymore as the title says not really sure I can summarize it any more than that.

Something fragile can be broken, shattering into a million pieces. Warn: Darkfic. LuciusHermione

Don't you just hate clichés. Personally, I do. That's why this story exists. I took a DMHG cliché in my hands, and sadistically added notes to make it tremendously funny. Author mistakes and plot holes. Teasing ridiculous clichés. Parody. Humour. DMHG

Lucius has a secret. Rated R for forced sexual intimacy between two minors, non-con between an adult and minor, and abuse.

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

reposted Hermione falls back in time, only to meet Sirius Black, her worst nightmare. Sirius' frustration grows after she becomes a love interest for some of the other Marauders as well as some unlikely Slytherins.

Ch.5, fixed mess up-When asked by the boy that she likes, Hermione claims her best shag ever was Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately, she and Draco realize that the only one way to fix a lie...is to make it a reality.

Hermione Granger, 24, is officially the most successful mediwitch ever. Being in the top 10 bachlorettes she has the opportunity to date and meet the other bachelors. Who knows what trouble can brew when Draco Malfoy is amongst them...R&R! COMPLETE! RR!

Have you ever been given a breathtakingly, wonderful, incredible kiss? Well, certainly Hermione had, and by the unlikeliest person. Five years later she tell the story for the first time, and encounters with that person once again. DHr

My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.

It's that time again: Fifth Year Career Advisory Meetings. Blaise Zabini isn't looking forward to his. Professor Snape's not looking forward to Blaise Zabini's, coincidentally. What does little Blaise want to be when he grows up?

HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.

To Hermione and Draco, Valentine's Day was the most horrid day of the year. And the question on both of their lips was if they both would make it through the next two days in one piece? Trust me, it's a lot better than it sounds...

[DMHG] Slytherins and crazy questions equals Gryffindors and silly answers. One shot.

Love me for stupid reasons. I like those most. One-Part Future Lit

It's about, well, kissing in the closet! hmm...I bet the wheels in your head are spinning with imagination now, huh... :-)

What the title says, may be illegal fic now but I don't think so and there will be plot later (its called building up the story).

**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...

This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**

Ginny is slipped the Draught of Sleeping Beauty, and won't awake until her true love kisses her. Harry failed, so who awoke her?

UNFINISHED A twenty year old Harry Potter finds himself in the time of the Marauders after recieving an unusal box... time travel fic, for your information!