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![]() Author has written 12 stories for X-Men, Lost Boys, Rise of the Guardians, Ninjago, Brave, 2012, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Edgar Allan Poe. Yo! What up, nerds! Welcome to my plot of fanfiction! Random Facts. (yayyyyyyyyyyyyy) I am 19 years old. I don't believe in happy ending unless they have blood :) The first thing I looked up when I joined APH fandom was 'Shirtless Hetalia Boys' :3 My first fandom was X-Men: Evolution back in 2012. (Please note the terrible unfinished fanfic at the bottom of this profile) Random Quotes, from Random Movies, Saying Random Things. 'You guys don't want me. You're all hard work, and deadlines. I'm snowballs and fun times. I'm not a Guardian.' Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians 'What's the point of chasing your dreams when it's not the real you that catches them?!" JJ from Breaking Through 'We're busy bringing joy to children! We don't have time for-- children!' North from RotG 'And you bro, have enough bullshit to fill the palace of Versailles.' Jacob from Brothers Grimm "'We have hunting, fishing, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problem are the pest. While some places have mice or mosquitoes. We have--Dragons.' Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III 'N-uh? Which part do you not understand? The N or the Uh part?' Dream a Little Dream "You're a vampire, Michael! My own brother! A god-damned, shit-sucking vampire! You wait 'til mom finds out buddy!" Sam Emerson from Lost Boys "Just tell us about your meetings, what you guys do, and why I timpani drums every time you move..." Italy Veneziano from Hetalia: Beautiful World "Where the hell are you from? Krypton?" Edgar Frog from the Lost Boys HETALIA RANT So before I start, I just wanna say that I am a proud Hetalian. I really am. It's a funny show, a crazy and dark fandom, a crap ton of characters, and cute boys to boost. Anywhozit, I'm just gonna give you the download on how I see Hetalia. This is because there are Fanfics coming your way and I don't feel like going through the stress of dealing with all y'alls conflicting opinions. I don't mind knowing what you ship, and it's always fun finding out other people's OTPs. However, if I don't ship your ship, please don't be offended. I love all these pairings yes, but I also can handle it if it was just a friendship. Like Spain Romano. So, it's not like I'd die if Spamano suddenly became the most hated pairing ever. Although it'll make me sad. THE WAY I SEE IT... I've met some people who hate the fact that there are so many pairings. And usually, it's because they firmly believe that if you are a country, there should be more pressing issues than How can I get into -- pants tonight. And yeah, I can see where you're coming from. But I see the counties as people as well. So yes, they feel the effects of trauma, disaster, and other various things, that happen to their country; and they also have a crap ton of paperwork, but they also feel affection towards each other. So maybe they do wonder I have no work today, maybe -- and I can go out for coffee later.' Second! So, in the real world, there is this thing called country relations. Be it trade, treaty, or war; there is some kind of relationship, between my country, and yours. I.E. In the Hetalia world, Japan and China are quite fond of other. Some see it as a family relationship, others see it as something more. However, in the real world, most say that most Chinese legit hate the Japanese...for a lot of reasons. (I'm going by what I've seen, please don't kill me in my sleep because of this. In fact, if ya ask me real nice, I'll use another example.) So I'm the kind of person who aims to please...unless I don't like you. So if I see the thing about the tension between the two parties mentioned above, imma sit here and try to figure out how to incorporate that into my fan contributions, while still getting that family thing I love. That's right, I strive to please. But I also go for what I want. That probably why I don't get anywhere. I can't stress this enough: Read my stories all you want. Leave a review, follow and all that jazz. But if you leave a review, simply because you hate the main characters or the centric pairing, then we're gonna have some issues. Like I said, I don't really like SpUk, but I'll just keep scrolling rather than chewing you out via review for liking it. WORLDWIDE HETACANONS (Why was this section fucked up?) This one will change a lot too. Mostly just adding crap to it. The Italy bros hearts beat in sync (Possibly added for creepiness in noncanon AUs) America can almost always see Canada All nations have a 'dark side'. How powerful or influential that side is a different story The Southern states have a personification. (We are so different! We might as well.) The Italy bros are really protective of each other. And their lovers. Both brothers suffer from monophobia. (it'll range from mild to severe depending on the story) Spain and Romano are accident-prone. Very accident-prone. Romano be ticklish. The Italy bros talk in their sleep That really common and slightly overused one about Germany, Romano, Spain, and Italy's relationship Sealand is really good at war games. The strategy and everything. Frankly, it terrifies him. Prussia has Athazagoraphobia (fear of being forgotten or alone) Spain done traumatized Romano...#goodparenting The Awesome trio all have brains, specializing in their own subjects; but they're too awesome to admit it. Austria knows the Hapsburg Napkin Fold. Look it up America's slight southern twang only gets worse when he's worried or upset. (that's gonna be a pain to write) Romano smokes, Italy smokes on occasion (So do Prussia, Spain, and America) Romano can speak Spanish fluently, but that's something not everyone needs to know Romano is not affected by Italy's 'driving skills' only because he drives faster. Italy is not affected by his brother's driving skills, but when people say he's a bad driver, he has a tendency to shove them into his brother's car. Germany, Romano, Prussia wear glasses. Germany's are for reading (this is in the anime people), Romano and Prussia opted for contacts, but still chose a nice pair if the need for glasses ever arises. The ItaBros can switch places, and play each other pretty well. Yes, Roma can become sweet and Vene can curse you to Hell and back. America knows most of the other's languages, he just chooses to speak American English. Unless you know...he wants to give you a heart attack. My logical logic behind the infamous Luddy vs. Lovi feud: Ludwig reminds Lovino too damn much of HRE. He knows the German probably means well for his brother, but part of him just can't forgive him. I can't see the countries being straight, gay, bi, etc...they're just whatever sexuality I feel like making 'em Hungary gives each couple a doormat with their ship name on it when they get married Romano, Italy, Spain, England, Prussia, and America all have varying amounts of tattoos and the reason behind them often varies as well. etc...etc My NyoTalia Names: I choose my names based on it's meaning mostly. And while these are what everyone else uses, I don't really care. Popularity has nothing to do with it...sorry. This is mostly due to the fact that I mostly write in AU. I am fully aware that there is now a list of official names. However, I am dead set on these so shmurr. Italy- Felicia (Latin); means Happy :) Romano- Chiara (Italian); means Clear or bright I don't get it Germany- Monika (German); means Adviser, Counselor, Prussia- Julchen (German); means Youthful America- Amelia (Latin); means Industrious and Hardworking England- Alice (German, English); Noble, of Noble blood Canada- Madeline (French); means High tower |