WARNING: If you're looking for normality. It is NOT in my vocabulary!

Hey randoms, people, creature, whatever you want to call yourself! As everyone knows that I am epic and so are you! Well unless you say you're NOT but...you know what just never mind!

My Favorite Shows

Jimmy Neutron, The Fairy Odd Parents, Teen Titans, Lego Ninjago ( My Favorite Ninja: Cole), Yu-Gi-Oh, Xialon Showdown, Pokemon, and some other shows :3

Stuff That I Love To Do

Draw, Paint, Read,Write,Talk,Annoy ( Its our Job), Shop, Build, Cook, Travel, and etc

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ＴＨＩＳ ＣＯＭＭＥＮＴ ＩＳ ＦＡＮＣＹ！

Things To Do While at Work! The Epic Version

1. Go up to your co-worker and smack them across the face.

2. Take off your pants and smack your boss with them.

3. Go on a crowded elevator fart as loud as you can then get out as if nothing happened and leave the people to inhale it.

4. Start a Yo Mamma battle with the assistant manger.

5. Get a Megaphone and tell the city how terrible this job is.

6. Accuse someone for eating your food and take their wallet when their not looking.

7. Turn of the power in the building and tell people there's a cereal killer in the building.

8. Tell your boss dirty jokes until its time to leave.

9. Go up to a women and say take my hand a shove it.

10. Tell your workers I can fly after you watch Winx Club.

11. Go up to a worker and ask them a question if they answer it right you smack them across the room if they get it wrong smack them across the state.

12. Tell someone that your dad is the president and put them in jail when everyone believes you.

13. Ask someone which country they come and when they answer you say 'THEY'RE HERE!'

14. Go up to a lady and ask "Is your husband dead because your totally hot"

15. Make out with your computer

16. Tell your boss that you are a FBI agent from the 2nd dimension.

17. On PJ Day wear nothing but your underwear.

18. Try to use the force in the bathroom

19. Go up to a guy and say "Your wife and I are getting married"

20. Demolish a building and say that your boss did it

Now let's talk Ninjago People! I love to make up stuff so let's get this started shall we?

(1) Cole

(2) Zane

(3) Jay

(4) Kai

(5) Lloyd

(6) Scales

(7) Sensei Wu

(8) Nya

(9) Lord Garmadon

(10) Overlord

If 1 and 4 had a multi-dimensional war for you who would you choose?

Cole of course! THE DUDE'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN! (Proven Fact X3)

10 wants to go on a date with you.

Overlord?! OVERLORD?! Nope rejection! I rather go out with number 1 or 2 (number 1 I say)!

7 decides to let you and 9 be roommates.

I was set up! Ask me before you say yes to your bro plz!

Number 5 and 10 are getting married.

That's so wrong to think of

Number 1 asks you to be married to him while 2 is trying to be more than friends and 9 and 10 want you to marry 2.

Sorry Zane Cole is just amazing! I would eat pickles for the guy and I HATE pickles.

4 tells 8 that 9 loves 7 and you love 3

Kai your going to pay for saying that! Jay and me are friends! We agreed on that fact.

2 gives you carrot cake for a lifetime

Thanks Zane! I love that you gave me cake and it's my fav!

3 gives you a panda bear for Christmas

Jay THANK YOU FOR THE PANDA. I LOVE PANDAS!

1 proposes to you on your birthday

Cole I love you too! This will be a birthday that I'll never forget because of you!

7 and 10 become BFFs

O_O GREAT SCOTT!

6 and 1 are related

O_O Welcome Scales my brother in law?

5 and 6 get in a fight who will win?

Scales because of his awesome snake powers!

Who's your favorite serpentine?

SCALES PLZ!

Who's your favorite ninja?

COLE PLZ!

Who's your least favorite serpntine?

Pythor

Who's your least favorite ninja?

Kai (I'm sorry NOT!)

What was your first Lego Ninjago episode?

Episode 10 The Green Ninja

Why do you like Cole if that episode is about Kai?

When he used his true potential to bust open the door I was FLABBERGASTED! O.O THAT WAS EPIC!

Would you make a story about 1 and 6

Of Course I would!

If could make an episode of Lego Ninjago what would it be about?

Switching bodies or my first fanfic

Would you make a story about 1 and 6 being related?

YUSPLZ!

Would you make up tales for the Ninjago characters?

YUS!

When will you get tired of Ninjago?

Is that a joke?! HAHA! DONT MAKE ME LAUGH!

Now let's do some fun stuff!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. ( I laugh when I get hurt and if you laugh when people get hurt you're welcomed to my gym class.)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. ( Sadly I really don't care when I do it!)

Sleep with your socks on at night (when I'm THAT tired.)

Total: ALL OF THEM! (I'm a tomboy DEAL WITH IT!)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (For video games!)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring. (How DARE YOU!)
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I HATE WEARING SKIRTS! Unless I'm wearing legging with them.)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. ( HOW DARE U?! Star Wars and Lego Star Wars are the 2nd best thing since Ninjago!)
You were/are in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. (Not really. Unless its church and Spirit Week!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 3 AKA FAILURE!

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (I wouldn't either!)

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

TEACHER: Manic, what did we say about loud voices?!

MANIC: You didn't say anything about drums.

TEACHER: *explodes*

This is from ShadowandMadonna's profile!

...S... Put this ...H... On your ...A... Page ...D... If you're ...O... A fan of ...W... Shadow the Hedgehog! ...!!... It shows you care! :)

Shadow the Hedgehog has more fangirls than any other SEGA character. (Is this true? Please tell me it's true!) If you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Shadow could take over the world if he wanted to, put this on your profile.

If you are a Sonic fan and hate the haters of Sonic games, copy and paste this onto your profile.

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. (OH! I HAVE A FUNNY STORY ABOUT THIS! I accidentally CHOKED one of my classmates because he smacked my tiara off my head! I thought I pushed him against the lockers! I tackled my dad, sister, mother, my friend Scott (I like to call him Scotti), and other friends and family members!)

People have often called you insane. (Nope. Weird, crazy, and tomboyish!)

Total: 1 (Eh. I really don't care)

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 10?! My sister and me on are the same page apparently!

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild. (If I can wrestle my dad for fun I think I may be able to twist a tigers neck)

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed. ( I'M TOO BUSY BEING HAPPY!)

You aren't afraid of anything. (I DON'T NEED TO BE AFRAID WHEN SOMEONE'S WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE!)

You prefer to have a strict set of rules. (Regular rules have loop holes)

Total: 10! I. AM THE ULTIMATE TOMBOY!

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent. ( NATIONAL JUNIOR HONOR SOCIETY BABY!)

You tend to be impatient. (When I'm hungry, someone annoys me, when I'm bored, and when I'm in a small place WITH NOTHING IN IT)

You are easily distracted. (Daydream, fanfic ideas, etc...)

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. (Ahem. I have an older sibling. IT'S MY JOB!)

You wish you could fly.

Total: 10! I'm WAY to confusing at this point! :3

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color. (ONE OF MINE! Does that count?)

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. (I wanted Dollhouse to beat Owen, Mike, and Amanda (Supah Ninjas), I wanted Shadow to beat up Sonic (Sonic X), I wanted Dr. Robotnik to win and robotize Sonic, Sonia, and Manic (Sonic Underground) Y'know...A LOT OF VILLAINS CAN BEAT THE INSIDES OUT OF THE HEROES BUT NO! They HAVE to be defeated! OH! I also wooted on Garmadon at some points, :3

You don't talk much

You are atheist. (HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! How do you think people are still on Earth breathing? God DOESN'T GIVE UP ON HIS PEOPLE!)

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules. (HEY! IT VARIES)

Total: 5

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear. (If I'm not there but if there's a report on it I'll believe it.)

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence. ( I LIKE CREEPYPASTAS! Well Squidward's Suicide made me a bit shake but at least it didn't REALLY HAPPEN! Also most of the things we hear in NY IS VIOLENT and I'm used to it,)

You hope for world peace. (Everyone is a sinner. THERE IS NO SUCH THING but God can help us no matter what.)

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 5

I like to admit things that never happens!

Like if it means that I have to make it up!

One of my friends has a brother named Cole.

This is being typed while watching a marathon.

The Kickin' It marathon to be exact.

I think the best animal is a Panda!

Ninja, Samurai, whatever! They're in our history for some reason!

We all know it's true!

Now follow these rules...

Read the 4th word of the 1st line

Read the 3rd word of the 2nd line

Read the last word on the 3rd line

Read the 2nd word of the 4th line

Read the 1st word of the 5th line

Read the 4th word of the 6th line

Read the 1st word of the 7th line.

Now. Read the 8th line with all those words together. :3

I like to admit things that never happens!

Like if it means that I have to make it up!

One of my friends has a brother named Cole.

This is being typed while watching a marathon.

The Kickin' It marathon to be exact.

I think the best animal is a Panda!

Ninja, Samurai, whatever! They're in our history for some reason!

We all know it's true!

Now here's a game for everyone!

I'M INSERT SOMETHING HERE AND I'M PROUD!

I'M HAITIAN AND I'M PROUD!

I'M A KIND PERSON AND I'M PROUD!

I'M A LOUD HIGH PITCHED PERSON AND I'M PROUD!

I'M A GOOD DRAWER AND I'M PROUD!

I HAVE A SISTER AND I'M PROUD!

I'M A STRAIGHT A STUDENT AND I'M PROUD!

I'M A LEGO NINJAGO FAN AND I'M PROUD!

I'M A COLE FANGIRL WHO'S OVER OBSESSED WITH HIM AND I'M PROUD!

I'M A GREAT AUTHOR AND I PROUD!

I'M A GIRL AND I'M PROUD!

I'M A TOMBOY AND I'M PROUD!

I'M ASHLEY AND I'M PROUD!

I'M MY OWN PERSON AND I'M PROUD!

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ashizzle (WHY?!)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): GREEN PANDA (Detective GP! WE NEED YOU)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):SarahNorfolkDriveWest (Look at the mess of my name. One of the reasons I hate Opera)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Eliasmar (DAQFLAB?!)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): YellowPassionFruit (ON THE WAY!)

NO SCHEDULE ANYMORE! I'M FREE! TO MAKE YOU GUYS LAUGH AND LITERALLY CRY AND STUFF LIKE THAT!

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[x]Brown - $100

[ ]Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100.00

Eye Color:

Brown - $50 [x]

Green - $75 [ ]

Blue - $150 [ ]

Hazel - $100 ]

Other - $15 [ ]

Total so far: $150.00

Height:

[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$

[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

[ ] under 5'4 0$

Total so far: $235.00

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $335.00

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

[ ] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[x]Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[x] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $635.00

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1,235.00

Vision?

[ ] perfect vision - $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[x] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1,295.00

Shoe Size:

[ ] 13 - $300

[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250

[ ] 11 to 12 - $400

[x] 7 to 10 - $500

[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1,795.00

Favorite Colors (multiple):

[x] Green - $750

[x] Red - $600

] Black - $100

[x] Yellow -$475

[ ] Brown - $300

[ ] Purple - $225

[ ] White - $400

[x] Aqua - $350

[ ] Orange - $300

[ ] Blue - $300

[ ] Pink - $100

[x] Other - $500

Total: $3,870.00

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

Yes - $0 [ ]

Nope -$1000 [x]

some - 750 [ ]

Final Total: 4,870.00 0.e SINCE WHEN?!

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Scott

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN (Get the reference?)

3. Your first initial?

A (DUH!)

4. Your month of birth?

January (The first time I spelled it right. LITERALLY. Thi si s my first time TYPING/writing/o or whatever and I SPELLED it right. CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!)

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

I like both...black because EVERYTHING GOES WITH BLACK! Well everything goes with white as well...let's stick with black.

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Mimi ;3

7. Your favorite number?

ROLF! My favorite number is 7! but 13 is as well...NAH! Let's stick with 7!

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

FLORIDA!

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Lake. It's shallow and stuff like that and you wouldn't get LOST in a lake...it depends.

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

I wish for...A DIMENTIO PLUSHIE! Oh look at that! I know how to sew AND I have fabric AND a needle...let's DO this.

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. (Ok...)

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (So...)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected. (This thing is REALLY not specific)

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. (HEY! Your life won't go in THAT direction! It'll go ONE DIRECTION! GET IT?!)

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

(HA! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL)

A Random Test.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

On page 111 of NERDS (National, Espionage, Rescue, and Defense Society. Agent Brad even said it was a bad acronym!) It shows Agent Pufferfish (Ruby Peet) With her awesome allergies that make her detect danger and dishonesty! (HEY! I'M A NERD! DEAL WITH IT!)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My huge pink pillow.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

I have the Youtube App because FiOS is AWESOME I watch the new Mario Strikers Charaged episode by KoopaKungFu!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?

11:50

5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really?

12:22 AM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My sister talking on the phone.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I went to camp and came back dead...I MEAN...tired. Yeah. 'Tired'.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Sargent Sarcasm's

9. What are you wearing?

'Have you Seen the Sky Lately shirt and shorts. (I got the shirt from KoopaKungFu on Spreadshirt)

10. Did you dream last night?

Lady Timpani and Dimentio are getting married and Timpani's 255 ex-husbands are crying at the wedding and Blumiere is one of them! XD

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was watching Futurama. Season 7 Leela and The Genestalk.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Yellow paint, a painting of a girl and a sheep, Mother's, Father's and my older sisters picture before I CAME IN TO MAKE THEIR LIVES BETTER!

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yep. The creature that we call Justin Bieber.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's cool!

15. What is the last film you saw?

KICK ASS! (After many years I FINALLY SAW THAT MOVIE! IT WAS BEAST!)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would donate some money to an orphanage, buy some video games, pay tuition, and save the rest for my kids!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

They say that Haitians eat cat. SINCE WHEN? WE EAT OXTAIL WHOEVER SAID THAT IS A RETARD! XC

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I do not wish to offend anyone with my answers or anything... *no comment* God made the worl perfect as it is!

19. Do you like to dance?

MY GOSH! I LIKE THE CHA-CHA SLIDE! But if you mean spazzing out on the floor or moving like an idiot then...YES!

20. George Bush.

The more the merrier! ...Unless you're a politician. OH SNAP!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

...Minjayana? (HEY! I'm single and ready to...y'know...WAIT.)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

DUH!!! WE WENT THROUGH THIS! Ludicrous XD! (I'm being really serious right now)

Things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, stupid motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers with it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs'. Pretend they work.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

25. Holler, "Group hug!" and make it happen.

26. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

27. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

28. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

29. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

30. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

31. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

32. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

33. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

34. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

35. Swat at flies that don't exist.

36. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

37. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

38. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

39. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

40. Walk into the elevator and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

41. Take your shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

42. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style, is that your final answer?

43. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the elevator tutting.

44. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

45. Tell people that you can see their aura.

46. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

47. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

48. Press a button, step back and cross your fingers, eyes squeezed shut, mouthing "Please please please...". When the elevator starts moving raise your fists and scream "YES!" look around at the other passengers as if expecting them to share your excitement...

49. Have an argument with yourself.

50. Glare at someone till they notice, then point two fingers at your eyes, then point at them.

51. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

52. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

53. If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of dark magic.

54. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

55. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

56. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

57. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the elevator. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei.

58. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

59. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

60. Drum on every available surface.

61. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

62. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

63. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

64. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

65. Propose to the other passengers.

66. Challenge people to duels.

67. Sell girl scout cookies.

68. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

69. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

70. Shout "Food fight!"

71. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

72. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

73. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

74. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the elevator goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

75. Shave.

76. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "AHHH!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

77. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

78. Practice your kung fu.

79. Do yoga.

80. Play the accordion

81. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

82. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

83. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

84. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

85. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

TESTS

Bold are things I've done:

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a fruit or vegetable squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37.Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
101. Haven't realized there was no #13 or #59

Hey read this!

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

You may think this is sweet and all but read it over from the bottom to the top!

XD EXACTLY!